#I love a partner for HL who's just as batshit crazy as him lol

[themeraldee]

Oh my gosh no because this is comedyyy. homelander dealing with a crowd of fans when one of them decides to grope him only for his s/o scrap with someone over him 😭😭😭 and they play it DIRTY to elbowing their opponent in the neck after getting their face slammed into the ground, like I know he'd wanna defend his s/o but i imagine them being all bloodied but fighting like nothing happened. One minute he rolling his eyes while this random won't stop talking to him next, he's watching that same random getting their nose broken by his s/o, and it's so fast he never saw it coming.😭😭😭

Hahaha this feels like a fever dream he'd have ngl.

It would be an insanely bad PR nightmare but does it feel GOOD to have people literally fighting over him. And he knows you love him but he doesn't expect you to get down and dirty like that!!

Why do I hear his voice going, "Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me for everyone." All smug, thinking he's being clever but you shoot him the NASTIEST look ever.

It's then he'd realise that fuck, you're just as insane as him 😭😭

Anyway, he's beyond flattered and insanely turned on. So he has to take you away from the situation for the public's sake (totally not bcs he wants to fuck you stupid while you're still bloody and riled up)