#I literally didn't do anything to him he's just pissy because he's shedding and knows there's a baby in the house
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Face of a man who kept trying to bite my feet while I was in a video meeting
#I literally didn't do anything to him he's just pissy because he's shedding and knows there's a baby in the house#and my feet offended him by existing where he could see them#I ignored him for a minute but then he actually got me with his teeth#and I said “ow!” and bent down to remove him#and so I also had to say to someone I don't know very well “sorry. my lizard is biting my feet”#unprofessional!#(“do they do that?” “not most of them!”)
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