#I like to blather and scene set so uh don't worry about it

[themerrymutants]

@thebindingofpillo

It had been at least two weeks since Jeremy's last incident with world hopping and the man had started to get nervous. Most would be happy, thrilled even, to have the chance to breathe. Jay was not most people: he was an Xavier. By now he kept a messenger bag filled with glucose tabs, trail mix and jerky on his person at all times.

Finally, it happened. As he went to step out of bed he was sucked into the floor and dropped, face first, onto carpet. To add insult to injury one of his slippers fell onto his ass with a soft 'plop'. God he hoped Scott wasn't there to see. He'd never hear the- something was off here. As he got to his knees, his poor back, he glanced around the room. The decorating style wasn't familiar, the pictures on the wall were all of people he couldn't recognize, and there wasn't a herd of superpowered teenagers threatening him.

"Where in the kentucky fresh fried fu-" His head panned to the side as movement registered in his peripheral vision. Busted. "I can explain?"