#I know that the general headcanon is that Damian's birthday is August 9th
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Unbirthday Party
Raven, holding a strawberry cake : Happy birthday!!!
Damian: It's not my birthday.
Raven, bemused : What? But- Jace told me...
Damian: Typical mistake of him. Listen, Raven, the term "birthday" implies a day of laborious birthing process, undergone by a genetic female of the homo sapiens genus, who has completed approximately 280 rotations of gestation. Since I wasn't created through the aforementioned conventional process, I can't have birthday.
Raven: ...
Raven: Happy you-were-created-in-a-lab anniversary?
Damian, moved : Thank you!
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#Kon: Do you mean Ma Kent has lying me all this time?#I know that the general headcanon is that Damian's birthday is August 9th#but since the only official date that has been given by DC was in “Merry Little Batman” I decided to take it#So for my headcanons and everything that concerns me Damian's birthday is December 20th#Even if it is an alternative earth#damirae#demonbirds#damian wayne#damianwayne#damian robin#robin damian#dc robin#robin dc#robin#rachel roth#rachelroth#raven roth#ravenroth#raven dc#raven teen titans#raven#damian x raven#damian and raven#damianxraven#damian x rachel
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Raven: When is your birthday?
Damian: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Raven: ...
Raven: So I can know when bake you a birthday cake? Maybe a birthday gift?
Damian, gasping : Poisoned cake?!
Raven: *rolling eyes*
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#paranoid boy is so paranoid#In the end it was a strawberry cake#Jason told Raven Damian's favorite flavor#I know that the general headcanon is that Damian's birthday is August 9th#but since the only official date that has been given by DC was in “Merry Little Batman” I decided to take it#So for my headcanons and everything that concerns me Damian's birthday is December 20th#Even if it is an alternative earth#damirae#demonbirds#damian wayne#damianwayne#damian al ghul#damianalghul#damian robin#robin damian#dc robin#robin dc#robin#rachel roth#rachelroth#raven roth#ravenroth#raven dc#raven teen titans#raven#damian x raven#damian and raven#damianxraven#damian x rachel
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