#I know I'm coming at this from a place of privilege bc i can fly under the conservative radar pretty effortlessly

[waltzingbears]

if you are a petty gay looking for a new hobby I'd really recommend looking into square dancing even if you were forced into it in highschool and hated it (turns out doing things with other people who want to be there is way more fun??)

I'm not going to pretend that it's not a more conservative community, but that's where the petty part comes in.

It's a slowly dwindling community, so they're desperate for new dancers, and I would personally find it incredible if monkey paw closes they get their wish and I get to do something I love with people who actually think I deserve rights

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

Alright, here are some screenshots from the new iwtv s2 trailer and me theorizing over them like a rabid fangirl. Hafl meta, half madness.

ok, so this bit of dialogue here where they are talking about Daniel and the interview

Armand: He wants you in pieces for the privilege of putting them back together as he sees fit. Louis: It's his job. Armand: It's his drug. He's reveling in it. You should end it.

Is Armand bitter? Is this how he saw his and Daniel's relationship? If so he is big mad. Like, this man has had decades to stew in that post-breakup anger. Memory is a monster and all that. So he's had plenty of time to do that thing where people breakup, get pissed off, and only remember the bad times. We twist our own memory all the time, that's one of the ways people get past shit. So Armand has probably twisted what he and Daniel has. Because my boy does not handle rejection well.

Or maybe he is projecting? Messing with Louis' memories (which it seems like he did. though i do believe he thought he was helping Louis at the time. a monster in love is still a monster) could very well be putting him back as Armand sees fit. That's what he may believe he did to Louis. Though the definition of 'as he sees fit' could have multiple meanings. I think personally that Armand sees (or at least justifies) messing with Louis memories as for Louis own good.

Either way, he does not want Daniel poking into Louis' head.

this is just some loumand cuteness. look, Armand kisses Louis on the cheek. i think Armand is or was probably pretty affectionate when him and Louis were alone together. I remember that interview with Assad saying there was a tenderness to Louis and Armand's relationship. there's a whole bunch of cute little shots of them together. but they are hard to get a cleat shot of because they sort of fade into each other in the video.

like, i know in my heart the loumand breakup is coming this season. but i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts. bc this version of loumand has got me hooked. i have to confess, i was never really a big fan of loumand in the iwtv book. the whole claudia of it all ruined it for me. but i am so fascinated to see how these two made it work for 77 years.

and this. the way Claudia and Armand look at each other when they first spot each other. that quick second before the mask can slip into place. they do not like each other. they are enduring for Louis' sake. at least until he picks one of them.

then like a split second later, she has this tight smile on her face. my baby girl is not happy

look at their faces y'all. this is during Louis' 'life is shit' bit of dialogue. where he tells Claudia to stop feeling sorry for herself. he also says they 'can't be running away again' do they find other vampires before Paris? According to her diaries, they were in Romania in 1941. And Louis says something about they can't be the only 'good ones'

We also know they were in Paris, Nov 14 from Claudia's diaries. The interview is set in 2022. Louis mentions earlier in the clip him and Armand have been together 77 years. So they'd have to have gotten together in 1945. Given how quickly things happened in the book, I'd say they were probably only there a few months.

this has to be Allesandra. it has to be. I can't wait for this Armand backstory stuff.

y'all look at this fuckery. Santiago is kissing some woman while riding a motorcycle. idk if she is a victim or another vampire. and i think possibly the bike might be flying? I can't tell. It looks pretty cool though.

oh look, a scythe. i wonder what that could possibly be foreshadowing. they have to have the scene, the way they've shown a scythe in a few different teasers/trailers now.

this might be Madeliene, but I don't know. The hair doesn't fit what we've seen so far. my theory is that this is Madeleine's sister who dies via vampires. in the books she lost a daughter, and it was why she was so eager to play mother to Claudia. Having a child that could almost literally never die would have had to seem like, the greatest thing ever. switching it to a sister would be fitting, seeing as Claudia is playing the role of sister to Louis

So my thought here, (and I know I am theorizing based on nothing but vibes) is that Madeleine is looking into the vampires bc her sister went missing after going to a show at the Theatre des Vampires. And at some point, Claudia will reveal what they are to her.

That may be why she looked so scared in that other teaser we had. These pics are from it and they are blurry af, so sorry bout that

This could be the vampires warning her to mind her business. Why not kill her outright? Bc they like to play with their food. Or bc Claudia wants to keep her, and Armand knows he has to get Claudia out of the way to be with Louis. So he could just like, order the coven to not kill this one human. And then later 'convinces' Louis to turn her into a vampire, so Claudia will have her own companion and gtfo

like, i know it's hard to tell from this one shot, but Armand seems to be on the verge of having a full on tantrum. while saying Lestat's name over and over. Probably bc he heard how much Louis was talking about Lestat to Daniel. he's probably mad jelly, but like, in both directions.

look at this shit. Armand straight up hisses and pushes Lestat away with his vampire powers. (this I think is may not 1945 Paris, but around when they first meet. idk though)

this is how Lestat seemed to be dressed in the image above. and given the whole look of him (you know, in full health) i think this is around the time Lestat meets the Children of Satan

y'all I am screaming. this is Lestat drinking Armand's blood. did they fuck? did Lestat hit it and quit it?

At least Claudia gets to tell Louis off for picking Armand over her. But she definitely was not loving Paris.

as witnessed here, by Daniel reading from her journal "fuck these vampires"

so here we have Daniel saying he wants to get out alive (then we have him making this strange face where it looks like he wants to cry, another shot of Armand) while this other dude says that Daniel fears Armand and that he should fear the other one. Who tf is this guy? Are they still in the penthouse? Did Daniel leave and go out somewhere to meet this guy? Who is this man? Maybe another vampire that paid a visit? Is he this Leonard guy we've heard about? bc that does not look like David Costabile, but tv hair and makeup can perform magic, so maybe it is?

here we have Louis throwing his cup of blood at a painting. it's ok baby boy, you are entitled to a hissy fit every now and again

Here we have Louis hallucinating Lestat, so that's fun.

And now bitch ass tumblr says I can't post anymore images, but i am only halfway through the trailer. so I guess i will post and reblog

[nerafris]

You are so, so right. If there’s a thing that I hate, it's seeing people being mean towards others. It's completely unnecessary and can have a real negative impact on someone's day, or even their mental health. Taking a moment to consider the impact of our words can make all the difference. Venting is natural, but it should never come at the cost of someone's well-being. There are so many better ways to handle frustration (*naughty*)

WoW It's like LOL but with a storyline?

You forgot to mention that Unravel isn’t free ahahah

Where are you from?

I know this might not have much value bc we don’t know each other and I’m anonymous, but you seem to be the type of person that is great to have around. You are smart – you literally seem to be able to talk about anything; you have emotional intelligence – this is such a great quality to have; you are sweet, and you seem like a caring girl. I know it’s rough, but I hope you recognize you’re worth fighting for. The world needs more people like you.   

A lit bit of text, bbbbbbbut I do like to read what you have to say

Exactly, there's way healthier ways to deal with frustration, and more fun ones yeah. And way more productive things to do with one's time than to "offer feedback" to random strangers that neither want it, nor will be seen again. People that want to learn will seek that knowledge out in environments way more conducive to learning, and people that don't have a right to that stance - it's completely okay to not care about the same thing to the same degree, people often forget that.

God now i feel old, forgetting not every1's familiar with WoW ^^ It's uhh significantly different from League :P The gist of it is - you make a character that you then take on adventures in a world that you share with other players, who you team up with for group challenges. It does have a storyline tho honestly it's *far* from the selling point. I uh honestly didn't think to mention that, guess that shows a decent bit of privilege there ^^ Anyway if you're particularly keen on trying the games out i'm pretty sure they're included in the EA Play library, which can be accessed for $6/month, or the PC Game Pass thingy which includes more stuff at $10/month. So grabbing one of those for a month can get you a lot of mileage. Tho i understand avoiding that and sticking with f2p if gaming doesn't figure that much into your free time :) Unfortunately i don't really have good recommendations for games there, the only recent ones i've played are the honkai games (same company as genshin), and idk if i'd wanna recommend those :P Lovely little country - Serbia, where everything is at least mildly fucked. It's not a terrible place to be but it's also not particularly good either. Now again, thank you for the kind words, tho having the space and time to think through and formulate responses to the best of my ability does make me seem way better at communicating than i am when i gotta do it on the fly. And also it's easy to seem like i can talk about anything if the said anything are topics i'm interested in ^^ I'll put my best effort in regardless, it is only polite after all and you can always learn sth new, but if someone starts talking cars or most sports i'm falling asleep or leaving that room instantly. I recognize on like a philosophical level that everyone is worth fighting for, the issue is that i can't fathom why any1 would wanna do that for me - there's way better options available.

[modernmanblues]

hiii sorry i'm so slow 🫠 a lot going on at this time of the year as usual but i'll try to get back to you faster!

BUT i finally got to listen to 10cc and i love it sm!! i realised i've actually heard i'm not in love before and always loved it, and i'm mandy fly me might be my fav out of the songs i listend to so far! this sound is definitely right up my alley and i'm so surprised i never really listened to them before (even though i always saw their albums while browsing vinyl stores bc they're always at the very beginning bc of their name lmao)

so tell me more about eric and what it is about him that you love the most? 👀

oh i love all of these films as well! jimmy dean and jusy garland hold a special place in my heart :') and i've been meaning to do an all-time fave list for the longest time but i always forget about it haha. i really love musicals and british kitchen sink so off the top of my head i'd say west side story, a star is born, a taste of honey and billy liar! but there are many many more

and i write too! i've been trying as long as i can remember but i feel like i really got into it and realised a lot about writing only just recently. do you have any writing routines or tips that help you with it?

i wanted to read on the road for the longest time!! yes, reading is also one of the things i really got into again recently after a break! the biggest reading discovery of this year for me definitely was james baldwin, i adore his writing style, it's exactly the way i'm trying to write too. what are your favourites and recs?

-☃️

hello there!

and it’s no worries, take your time :) i was telling the person i am a secret santa for that i may be slow with responses as well so it’s alright, take as much time as you need!

HANG ON you listened to ‘I’m Mandy, Fly Me’ and actually LIKED it?! oh bless your little heart. i know it may not mean much to you, but it does to me. it makes me happy when i get anyone to listen to 10cc and they actually end up kinda digging them, so thank you for that. you’ve made my night 🥹 Mandy is perhaps one of my favourite 10cc tracks. like i mentioned in my previous response, that song has touched me on a more personal level, so for anyone to listen to it and enjoy it means the world to me.

oh dear, i think the question here is what don’t i like about Eric dearest? my darling, i could go on day long digressions about him if i’m going to be honest, but i’ll make this one brief for the sake of time. right, well for starters, and in my humble opinion, he is the epitome of what makes someone the perfect musician/songwriter. his excellence as a multi-instrumentalist, music producer and music engineer is unprecedented. not to mention, his devotion to what he loves doing in his professional life extends to his personal life as well. his deep infatuation with cars, interior design, travelling and all his other hobbies outside of music is something that resonates with me and one of the first things that drew me to him. i love how passionate he gets about anything and everything he’s into, and i think i can attribute that to him being a true aquarius. now i don’t normally believe in all this astrological nonsense, but i do feel that me being a gemini might be the reason i’m so enamoured with a sweet, calm and passionate aquarius such as Eric Stewart. the bottom line here is, he’s the entire package. i’ve searched far and wide for a musician/celebrity that i can relate to the most and it’s him. we both have gone through similar struggles in life, but funny thing about that is we both speak about our struggles with a sense of optimism, which could very well be attributed to our resilience to such adversities.

as far as writing goes, no i haven’t got a routine. i come from a long line of writers so i feel privileged to have the gift of coming up with poems, story plots, sonnets what have you, all in my head! anytime. anywhere. drives me crazy sometimes. anyway, i do believe Beatle Paul once spoke about having the ability of coming up with song lyrics on a whim. beautiful thing isn’t it, writing? i think anyone who has the gift of writing/songwriting should cherish and foster it, as i do.

oh yes, On The Road has really touched on a personal level this year especially, when i decided to pack my bags and travel 4 days to move from new york to this magical land called california. i do feel like the main protagonist in On The Road, Sal in many ways (minus all the obscenities he gets himself into in the book). Jack Kerouac, is a brilliant author and i do highly recommend you have a look at On The Road. really, it will change your life.

and James Baldwin, eh? well that’s an unfamiliar name but i’m intrigued now that you’ve mentioned him. i’ll have to check out some of his work.

thank you for this wonderful discussion, i do hope we carry on like this. by the way, how’s your christmas decorating going? have you done any holiday shopping yet? (assuming you celebrate christmas. if not, just ignore). i still have to do some decorating at my new place, but i’m just taking things one day at a time. you know how it is.

right well, talk to you soon. thanks for the wonderful chat :)

[owlhousefansblog]

A favor for a favor

It was a cold December day. It was only a week left until Christmas and the atmosphere of the holidays was already in the air. It was everywhere, carols were being sung on TV and radio, stores were decorated with Christmas decorations and fluffy snow kept falling from the sky like sugar on a gingerbread house, and childern where playing aroud in show. It was a fairytale atmosphere but Dazai couldn't really bring himself to care, for him was another winter in that metal cage he called home. He never celebrated Christmas, one as he always say and i quote "Christmas is another marketing strategy for people desperate to get out of the monotony of everyday" and 2 bc he don't really have with who to celebrate it. Every single year he was alone, he don't complain since is more peaceful that way, but he wanted to feel how it feels to not celebrate alone, at lest for once, that way he will understand why ppl make such a fuss abt it.

For Chuuya, this was his first Christmas away from Sheep and that hurt even though it happened a year ago but he decide to push that aside, he have more important thing's to focus on and how Kouyou always likes to say "the past is the past and the past must stay in the past". He need to hear it twice to actually understand it, but after all he know Kouyou was right. He wasn't sure what he is going to do this Christmas but in the best case scenario he end up going to drink and play video games

Everyone in the Port Mafia unfortunately never had the privilege of being able to stay with their families or their friends on the Christmas day not even once but this was going to change when Mori called Dazai to his office in a peaceful morning

Did you call me , Mori? *Dazai asked as he entered without knocking. His face was blank and his eyes where empty as usually, his voice seems like it was the only thing alive abt him*

Ah! Come in! aren't the holidays beautiful? *Mori's unusually warm smile greeted him, his cold eyes was watching Dazai closely*

why did you call me? *Dazai asked again impatience and annoyance could be felt in his voice even if his face remained as blank as ever*

Straight to the point aren't we? *He chuckled a bit, a grin was playing on his lips* I officially announce the first Christmas party in Port Mafia.

And why did I need to know that?

Because I want you to come of course! I'm counting on you and your natural liar skills to make port mafia to look good, u wouldn't going to disapointed me, are u?* It was a simple question but yet again Mori's voice was holding a threat*

What right hand man i would be If i do that? *Dazai said simply, unfazed by Mori's subtle threat makeing eyes contact with him*

That's the spirit! As u probably figured out, this party will serve as making new allys, the dragon head organisation got problematic and as u probably know a war is going to come

So we need as much allys as we can get, i get it, anything else?

You are dismiss

Dazai noded and get out without another word closeing the door behind him, he was expecting this, but a party? That would be a pain in the ass, the only good thing abt it will be the alchool and he can annoy Chuuya as much as he likes and the fact Dazai was basically Chuuya's superior now it means that Chuuya will need to obey his orders like a good dog he is "This Christmas won't be so bad after all" Dazai tho for himself a sly grin appering on his face

~Later in that day~

Come on Chuuya~ these decorations will not fall into place by themselves!~ *Dazai shooted in a sing-song voice as Chuuya was flying to put some decoration in the Christmas tree who was huge*

Listen here you bastard! * Chuuya screamed angry and comes down in a blink of an eye in front of him almost crushing the floor grabing his collar, Dazai was having a smug grin on his face looking down at him * bc you are my superior that doesn't mean you can work only me like a FUCKING DOG!!!

I can do whatever I want with my dog , don't you agree Chuuya~? *The smug grin reamin in his face mocking him silently and If that wasn't enough he bend his head a bit down to look eye to eye at him*

excuse me , Sir Dazai? *Dazai was surprised by the sudden voice but turns around , it was a woman with blonde hair, tied up in a ponytail, he smiles at her polite*

yes , that's me "sir Dazai huh? Not bad " * Dazai tho to himself still smiling*

you have to came with me for a few minutes but If it's a problem I can return back later-

no, it's fine I am not doing anything important right now* he throw a smirk over his shoulder at Chuuya and leave with the woman*

Chuuya fliped him off , glade that he have a least ONE MINUTE for himself and not working like a fucking dog for that fucker. Tho at least Dazai did make a good thing in his life, he was too busy to think abt the Sheep, tch how annoying. This tho didn't want to let him the fuck alone! They where hunting him always staying in the back of his head, what a pain in the ass

That evening Chuuya was at the window of his office, smoking and looking at the fluffy snowflakes falling. The view was almost nostalgic, looking at the snowflakes and somking at the same time. It reminds him of the little tradition he and Shirase had every year when Christmas was approaching. It was getting frustreing for him how every little thing's remind him of good times, times he can't and won't go back too. He was so lost in his thoughts that he was startled by the voice that comes from behind him

well, look what we have here, smoking it's not a very healthy thing to do yk?~*Dazai's smugly voice echoed in the room, an annoying grin was playing on his lips*

what the heck do you want? * Chuuya said cleary annoyed throwing a glare over his shoulder at him*

A light actually *he said innocent, casually approaching him and when Chuuya turned to him ready to take another smoke Dazai pulls the cigarette from his mouth and taked a long inhale feeling how his lungs fill with sweet nicotine*

*Chuuya grabed his collar tight shakeing him left and right* What the HECK MEN? You could just ask for a cigarette If your sorry ass can't get one! Give me the cigarette back you BASTARD!

neh I think Chibi smoke enough for this evening*that smirk from Dazai's face didn't disappred yet even if he need to hold onto the cigarette with his teeth, he blow the smoke he just inhal in Chuuya's face just to annoy Chuuya further*

I think u misunderstood i wasn't asking*Chuuya punch him in his face before kicking him hard in the stomach taking the cigarette back from him*

Chibi is so meann, punching me like that! *He whined after he could breath again coughing a bit*

Do u want me to kick u again? Maybe this time will shut u up for good *he narrowed his eyes at him continuing to smoke like nothing happened*

*Dazai start chuckling all of the sudden getting up from the floor*

Tf u are laughing abt?!

Didn't know Chibi loves me so much to give me an indirect kiss~

Hah? Wtf u are bubling abt?

You inhale and put your lips on it*he pointed at the cigarette Chuuya was holding*so it's called an indirect kiss~

Nuh uh it's called "not waisting a good cigarette on a moron dressing up like a mummy" *he scoffed glareing at him *

Come onnn don't denay now ik u love me~

Hah?! Me loveing YOU?! As If! Your delusional!

Ik, Ik, i am to irresistible not even a SLUG could resist my charm~ *he said cocky grining down at him*

YOU? irresistible? Charm? What did u smoke again? *He mocked finishing his cigarette, throwing it out the window, taking a new one, lighting it up*

Ofc a slug like u will not recognize a charming person even If it will stay in front of u, but don't forget who is more popular with the ladys here~

Hoes and desperate bitches don't count

I at least get bitches~

As if, the only thing u ever fuck is yourself*he scoffed rolling his eyes*

Do YOU want to change that?~

Hell nah! *He aimed a kick to his chest but unfortunately for him and fortunately for Dazai , he dodge the attack and start laughing*

Tch, why are you here anyway?

nothing, I just wanted to smoke and a free cigarette*he said simply shruging taking the cigarette out of Chuuya's mouth and put it in his mouth grining*

Ha! Now u give me an indirect Kiss! fucking disgusting, u can keep that cigarette*he whiped his lips as If it was helping in any way throwing a disgusted look at him before taking another cigarette out for himself*

*Dazai just chuckled and looked out of the window taking another inhal from the cigarette* bet you would be shorter compared to a snowflake~

Want to say that to my face you fucker?!

Why? u didn't heard it the first time since u are so close the the ground?~

I am still growing damn It fuck u! *He kicked him in his side*

Ow! That hurt yk!

It will hurt more the next time u bring that up!

Chibi is no fun*he sigh dramatically*

Fuck off, If you want to waste my time like that I'm just gonna leave it's pretty late anyway *the annoyece in Chuuya's voice was evident. He finishing his cigarette throwing it out of the window turning around and walking towards the door approching the hanger*

What If we make a bet Chibi? * Dazai said turning around too looking at the other with a smirk on his face, throwing his cigarette out of the window too*

I don't want to listen anything coming from you bastard *he give him a glared over his shoulder, looking for his keys to close the office*

I thouge you like my bets *Dazai said in a fake disapointed voice approching him*

Like hell i do! get the hell out of my office!* He yelled angryly finding his keys, ready to leave. He was standing in the doorway contenuing glareing at Dazai who was only 1 m away from him*

now, is this the way to talk to your master chibi? * A smug smirk was playing on his lips, he came a little closer to him, now he was standing right in front of Chuuya*

Say that again, I dare you *he grabed his collar tight looking directly in his eyes* so cocky and full of yourself i can't wait to whipe that smirk off of your face

I'm your superior Chibi, you hurt me, you hurt Mori, your choice *Dazai said with the same smug grin looking too confident for his own good*

Mori don't give 2 shits If i beat u up or not and yk it too *Chuuya smirked and kicked him hard bettwen his legs* witch means i can beat the hell out of u If i please *he hit him again with his knees in the ribs letting the other breathless and coughing on the floor*

*dazai was rolling on the floor ,crouched on himself complaining and whining coughing from time to time * this hurt like hell! How could u do this to me?!

No more smug grin's huh asshole? U make me sick*he looked down at him with disgust*

Now yk how i feel when i see your face*Dazai grumbled, the pain going to his core*

HAH?! Do u want me to hit u harder?!

No thanks i really want to keep this balls

Then shut up and get the hell out of my office!

At least let me to catch my breath, jeez*Dazai scoffed throwing a glare at him from the floor*

Tch, come on u pretty princces*Chuuya scoffed too and dragged Dazai out locking the door behind them*

Rude*he pouted but after 2 minute's he managed to get up* Chibi thinks i am pretty?~ *he teased grining*

Is a way of saying Idiot*he scoffed rolling his eyes and starts walking with his hands in his pocket's*

Sure whatever u say~ *Dazai followed after him with a huge grin of his face*

Why the hell are you grining?

nothing, it's just quiet surprising that you are smoking at this younger age*Dazai said with a honest ton on his voice looking forward*

what is that supposed to mean?! you are smoking too!

Details, details, at least I'm not looking like I'm 12~

Hah?! What's this have to do with anything?!

U didn't denay It tho~

I'm only 16 I'm still growing! *Chuuya shooted throwing a punch at him but Dazai dodge it*

yeah, yeah If you want to lie yourself with it~ *Dazai said mockly again*

I'm going to kill you, u smug bastard!

The both of them continue arguing throwing insults at eatch other and hits ( mostly from Chuuya's part) Dazai manageing to take his revange by triping Chuuya and embaressed him in front of his subordinates. When they get out of the building no one of them realised that outside was still snowing and IT was cold asf. A car was waiting for Chuuya outside since Dazai decided to walk home.

This is mine now~ *Dazai's sing-song voice make Chuuya to cringe himself to the core while Dazai taked Chuuya's hat casually out of his head putting it on his own head*

Oi! Give that back! *Chuuya aimed a punch at him but Dazai dodge it having a smug smirk on his face*

Chibi is so slow today, maybe bc he is so sh- *Dazai interrupted himself when a huge dick fills his mouth, (nah jk u horny asses) interrupted himself when a snowball hits him hard in the face, taking aback by the sudden attack. He didn't stay to think to much, getting behind a wall , dodging some snowballs thrown with force by Chuuya making his own ammunition*

get out of there and fight like a man, pussy!

aww the chihuahua learn some new words?~ *he throw a snowball at him* that's amusing~

more amusing will be to see u dead u mf! *Chuuya lanched an attack at him with a lot of snowballs* AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

*Dazai was still hiding behind a wall, also throwing his snowballs from time to time hitting Chuuya a few times, but Chuuya was gaining ground and that wasn't good. He took a deep breath, and like in any action movies he rolled on the ground as if in slow motion, and even if he was hit by several snowballs, reacting dramatic every time a snowball hit him, he got into the car that was waiting for Chuuya slamming the door shut behind him blocking it * drive if u want to live*he threatened the driver while he just nodded and before he left he lowered the window and threw some snowballs at Chuuya which hit his face and clothes*

the next days until Christmas Dazai got back at Chuuya for that snowballs and Chuuya got his hat back kicking Dazai a few times bc he embaressed him and taked his hat. As a revange Dazai maked sure to make Chuuya his slave, making him to clean the toilets, to get him drinks( who he never drink bc he tho Chuuya put smt in them), buy him bandages, makeing him crab who he never eat in front of Chuuya, makeing him to do his papper works and humiliate him AGAIN like a little pice of shit he is making him do all sorts of things( I let here for interpretation)

On Christmas day, everyone was preoccupied with that night party. They were making the last arrangements for the best and most exclusive party of the year. This whole charade was about closing some contracts between the Port Mafia and other powerful associates, everyone know's that but ppl welcomed the idea to have a Christmas party, a party is still a party after all.

That day Dazai didn't do anything special besides annoying Chuuya , ignoring his problemes and playing some game's on his phone. On Chuuya's part, it was HELL , bc that bastard Dazai didn't leave him the fuck alone AND WORKED HIM LIKE A DOG THE ENTIRE DAY!

At the party, everyone had to come in dresses and suits, but with resumes that would influence the Christmas atmosphere. Man's who where wearing Red and green suits, womans who where wearing elegant dresses showing the wealth they have. The mafia guard's where dressing still in black but with some reindeer antlers or Santa hats on the head (it was Elise's idea).

That evening had been a very boring evening for Dazai. He was just a decoration when Mori introduced him to other associates, but when he was alone at a table having to listen to classical music, he really would have preferred Chuuya to kill him when he had the opportunity. Dazai was dressed normally, the bandages being of course visible, only the hair was slightly combed. He wasn't in the mood to dress to fancy for this boring party, that's why when Elise passed by she put some reindeer antlers on his head and left as if nothing had happened. He watched her leave before getting them off of his head. To distract himself, Dazai started drinking a glass of whiskey and thinking about how he could annoy Chuuya when he got to the party.

It was almost an hour and a bit and Dazai thought it would have been more fun sitting by himself in that damn container than surrounded by so many fake people. He looked around the room seeing ppl talking and laughing, it was almost peacefull. He let his head fall, holding it with a hand while looking at his glass with boredom.

He had almost finished his second glass of whiskey when he heard a well to know voice raising his head to look at the person the voice was belonging to

well , well ,well, look who is here, drinking it's not a healthy think to do , you know?*Chuuya's mocking voice greeted him, completed by the cocky grin who was resting on his face *

Stealing my lines now? Chibi is so un original~ *he mocked mirroring Chuuya's cocky grin*

At least i am not an alcoholic mummy

Said the one who get drunk after one glass~

As If !

Oh yeah?~ wanna bet on it?

Bring it on asshole*Chuuya's confidents shine sitting across from the brunet*

I might warn u , i never lost to a game, especially to a dog~ *he said cocky*

shut your mouth,u don't lost BC u cheat!

Is calling cheating if u get caught~

Enjoying the party boys?*Mori's cheerly voice greeted them, the 2 boys were now looking at him * i see u could make it Chuuya, u look briliant

thank you boss *chuuya said with a proud smile bowing his head*

and you too Dazai, looking as alive as ever

Thank you , Mori *he know it was a lie, Mori knows too , he look anything but alive but he give him the most convingeing smile he can master*

Dazai, come with me , I want to introduce you to someone

can you let me finish my glass? * Dazai said with a bored face glanceing at his glass*

it wasn't a request, now *Mori's harsh voice send a little shiver down Dazai's spine his cold eyes fixing him*

alright, anything to get away from this boring slug~*he finished his glass with a big gulp getting up, throwing a smirk over his shoulder at Chuuya* go die slug~

Asshole* Chuuya mumbled pouring a glass of wine for himself glareing at Dazai's back as he disappred in the crowd*

He hates parties like this, no good music, fake ppl, the only one thing who IT was enterteining is the good alchool, Christmas with Sheep were less boring than this, he at least was partying. He miss them even If he don't like to admit it but PM was his new family now and he needs to forget abt them, that traitors, It was easy to say then done and that frustred him. But right now he hates Mori bc he was the reason to came here in the first place, it's not like he has another thing to do anyway but still. After 2 glasses of wine he started to feel dizzy.

Why don't you go and dance? *a voice was heard next to him*

Yeah, like I know how to dance this 1800 dance's*Chuuya scoffed glaceing at Kouyou*

*Kouyou chuckled a bit taking a sit next to him* Boss was always a ... classical persone, but that doesn't mean u can't enjoy the party in another ways then drinking

Easy to say when u are the most elegant person i ever meet *he scoffed again letting his head to fall on the table putting another glass for himself*

Is smt bother u lad? *She said worried looking at him*

No, everyting is fine

Don't lie to me lad

I said everything is fine , don't push it *he said annoyed but didn't look at her taking another sip from his glass* ha, is funny, i bet i look as pathetic as that asshole rn *he scoffed again glaceing at Dazai's figure who was next to Mori, as always* that bastard

*Kouyou hit him lightly with her fan on his head* language

Yes m'am *he rolled his eyes* this party is SHIT in comparation to the party's i was

Alr that's enough drinking for u*Kouyou tooked the glass from him* keep your voice down

Why? Everyone deserve to know that THIS party IS SH- *Kouyou hit him on the back of his neck makeing Chuuya to pass out instantly*

*She sigh tried, glaceing at Chuuya's peacefull face. She watched over him for a while that's until she needed to leave for a bit at Mori's request*

Time pass and Dazai was finnaly left alone, when he returned to his table he wasn't surpised when he finded Chuuya laying with his head and hands all over the table like a starfish. He assumed the other passed out bc of the alcohol since he is such a weakling , witch give him the perfect oportunity to draw on his face. He was going to his office when Mori stopped him

Get him out of here*he pointed at Chuuya who was curently hugging a wine battle* I don't want to ruin our reputation understood?

Can I go and trow him in a lake? *Dazai said hopefully, his eyes sparkle, on his lips was playing an innocent smile*

It's Christmas after all, you don't want to be put to the bad children list right?*Mori said jokenly before his face turns suddenly sinister* i advice u to move him fast, If smt happened with our reputation u will be the one to blame, it would be a shame to punish u , don't u think?

Dazai didn't responde. His face was blank again and his eyes where empty, he just noded slightly. He graped Chuuya bride style and get out off the room as fast as possible. Chuuya was asleep or that's what IT seems, he looked more unconces than asleep but Dazai didn't mind, it was perfect for him to put his plan in application. Dazai know, he can't bring Chuuya home bc he didn't know were he live and even If he call a car no one really knows where exactly Chuuya's apartament is, If that was the case he would have break in a long time ago and like hell he will bring him to his "house", no need to have his germs all over the place. He goes with him in Dazai's office, laying him on the cold floor.

He looked in his office for a while until he finded a pen, perfect. He approched him casually since the other was sleeping like a rock, he sit down besides him and starts drawing on his face. Making a funny mostach, a beard, a snail on his left cheek who was pointing at with an arrow writing the word "You" . He writed on his forhead with big letters the word "slug". He draw him glasses aroud his eyes, and all sorts of random thing's on his face ending IT all with writeing jokes with 'u are so short " all over his visible skin.

After he was done he wasn't sure if he should wake him up or not, If he wake him up , he could find the adress and harass him at the same time. If he let him here he will probably do smt to the thing's he have in the office and he was way to lazy to look in Chuuya's files to find his adress. Harrasing him it is.

He tries to slap him, pour water on him but still nothing. That was starting to get annoying but at least now he know how deep Chuuya can sleep, a VERY usefull information for the future.

What a real sleepy beauty, huh*Dazai murmured to himself looking down at Chuuya who was still sleeping peacefully snoreing softly *

An idea came to his mind , smt he was sure is going to disturb the other's sleep and he is going to enjoy It. The last thing he is planning to do is burning him with a cigarete. He didn't had ciggarets with him,so he just steal one from Chuuya's pocket. He light It up with his ligher, and after taking a long inhale, he taked one of Chuuya's hand's, getting the glove down and presssing the burning end on his palm. He opened his eyes more quick then Dazai expected but what Dazai enjoyed the most was Chuuya's scream, even If he needed to take a punch for that. ( scream without the "s" 😉)

*Chuuya punched him when he saw him smirking*what the hell?! *He looked down at his palm hissing in pain when he closed his fist punching Dazai again* u sadistic bastard!!

Look at that! The sleeping " beauty" finally waked up~ *he smirked taking a long inhale from the cigarette whipeing the blood from his broken lip casually, ignoring the pain*

I will whipe that smirk off of your face u mf! *he groaned in pain when a strong headache hit him, laying back down on the cold floor trying to restore his blurred vision*

It will be funny seeing u try since It seems that u can't even see corectly~

Like hell i can't! Don't taste me yk i can punch u even if i my vision is blure u are lucky IT was a light punch!

*Dazai was chuckling, he can't take him seriously while he was having that drawings on his face* sure u can Chibi

Why the hell are u chuckling?! And don't call me that! *He aimed another punch but this time Dazai dodge it* tch, annoying bastard, tf is happening? Where the hell am i?

you got drunk like an idiot ,and ofc Mori ask me to snick you out * Dazai scoffed looking down at him*

Oi is that my cigarette?

Maybe~

Tch annoying mf, I don't give a shit about this party anyway, I'm going home* he tried to get up but falled down the sec he was on his feet*

*Dazai laughed mockly seeing the other* you can't even speak right, I don't think you are going to go to far, but u can try, it will be fun to watch~

i can speak perfectly fine*he glared at him, Dazai was right in the state he was in he can't go to far,he don't even know If he will make it to the front door to the hq maybe If he just crawl* call Ane-san, she will help me

Uh huh, She left a while ago

So what? Call her , she will come back

I don't have my phone with me

Lier, u never loose that thing

This time it seems my phone flyed out of the window*he said innocent shruging*

I can see your phone on the desk Dazai

*Dazai grab his phone and throw it casually out of the window* see? Told ya, my phone flyed out of the window *he said innocent shruging again*

HAH?! YOU ARE NUTS! tch u bastard, i will call her myself*Chuuya give him a glare and serach himself for a while but he realise he have no phone* what the hell?

Oh yeah that phone was actually yours

WHAT?!!

Ups~

YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I AM TOO DRUNK TO GET UP OR ELSE U WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD BY NOW!!

Chibi is such an agresive Chihuahua*Dazai said in a fake disapointment, shakeing his head throwing the cigarette out of the window*

Fuck u!

Ty but i don't want to fuck with u, i am not into dogs

Hah? *It took for Chuuya a few sec to realise what he was saying before crawling to Dazai's legs punching his dick hard*

Dazai falled to the ground breathless*that was an uncalled for!!*He whined in pain*

It was in fact very called u bastard*He glared at him*

And here I was willing to take you home*Dazai said dramatically*

*Chuuya stoped trying to get up from the floor and looked at him with wide eyes * Hah? And why the hell u want to help me?

Mori and Kouyou will have my head If smt happenes to your sorry short ass while being waisted and also u own me so Is a favor for a favor

Like hell i own u! I don't own u shit!

Oh u do, i win the bet after all~

That bet don't means anything!

Aww is Chuuya Nakahara backing down on his words? How pathetic, i wonder what the other's will say when they will find out~

I don't give a shit abt what other's think

That's what u probably lied to yourself all this time isn't it?~ *he mocked smirking at him , and he suddenly picked him up*

*Chuuya flinched slightly in surprised when Dazai suddenly picked him* oi, wtf? Put me done!

Gladly unfortunately i can't do it rn, Tell me your adress i don't have all night*he said suddenly serious getting out of his office while carrying him*

*Chuuya cursed under his breath but in the end he told him the adress. He sigh, he was tried and drunk and his head hurt's like hell ,he wasn't completly sober but he was slightly understanding what was happening, he was sure this was going to be a pain in the ass for later but all he wanted to do right now is sleep in his comfortable bed. He crossed his arms over his chest, and leaned his head a bit on Dazai's shoulder closeing his eyes*

What the hell u eat slug u are so heavyyy*Dazai whined*

Want to say that to my face ?! *He said angry grabbing his collar*

*Dazai looked down at him smirking* i am afraid i can't do that, i don't have a magnifier with me~

Why You- *before Chuuya could finish that Dazai drope him on the snow*

Oi!

The car is here *he said casually going into the car like nothing happened* u coming?

Oh i am coming alr*Chuuya grabed some snow and throw it on Dazai's face, struggleing to get in the car too*

Chibi is an evil gremlin! And evil gremlin's must be punished! *He waited until Chuuya got in the car too and smirking he pushed some snow in Chuuya's face dragging his hat on his eyes too while the driver was driving to Chuuya's place*

You motherfucker!! *Despite being drunk Chuuya was an excelent fighter the whole thing giveing him enough adrenalina to punch, kick and pull hair. Dazai didn't backed down either the 2 of them was kicking, pulling hair, trying to suffocate each other by showing hand's in eatch other's mouth. Ofc, it wasn't a serious fight, non of them was fighting for real especially Chuuya who even if he could have crushed Dazai by now didn't do so. The most dreaded duo from all Yokahoma fought like 2 kindergarteners over a toy but it was there thing. The both of them where drunk, Dazai was the most sober between them, that's why was more funny for him to mess with Chuuya.

After a while of fighting, they arrived to Chuuya's apartament. Their hair and clothes where messy, Chuuya had scratches all over his face, and Dazai had bruises bc of the punche's. As payback, Dazai triped Chuuya when he get out of the car makeing him to fall face first on the ground.

Ups, sorry my leg sliped*he said innocent*

U fucker*Chuuya glared up at him whipeing his face with his glove* i am going to kill u for that!

I'd like to see u try~ u can't even walk properly

Watch me *he said confident trying to get up holding tightly on the car and in the end he get up standing on his legs trying to ignore how everything was moveing around him even if he was staying still* see? Easy

Alr let go now

What?

U heard me, let go of the car~

*he glared at him , and after he felt more stabil he let go* ha! See i am perfectly f- *he falled to the ground* fuck this!

*Dazai was enjoying the show chuckling* what was u saying?~

Fuck off!

Chibi is so vulgar~

Oh yeah? You can take that and put it in your ass!!

You can leave now Carlo , ty for the drive*he said to the driver, and without a sec tho the driver drives away* are u done? *He said looking down at Chuuya who was laying on the snow* If i get a cold Is bc of u!

As If! Now shut up and help me up

Sorry what was that? I didn't heard u

I said to help me up!

What's the magic word?~

If u don't help me up i am going to cut your dick and make u eat it!

*Dazai blink twice, he wasn't expected that* Can u actully not do that-

Just help me up alreday damn it!

You are such an annoying Chihuahua*he said annoyed but picked him up again. He taked Chuuya's card out of his own pocket and opened the door to the residential block* what's your apartament and what floor?

4 floor, 36 *he felt dizzy all of the sudden feeling like throwing up*

*Dazai observe how Chuuya got more pale then usually, oh shit he know that face* Oi hold up If u throw up on me-*Dazai was cutted off by Chuuya who DID throw up on him , intentionally* ewwww, my costume! It's not enough that i have your germs on me but now i have your fluids too!

S-shut up and wal- *he throw up again but this time he throw up on the floor of the building. Dazai needed to look away and hold his breath to make it to Chuuya's apartament, droping the other on the floor when they arrived*

U OWN me a costume now too! *He whined while letting his shoes at the door walking in Chuuya's apartament like he own the place*

Yeah, yeah, whatever just shut your annoying mouth for a sec *he said annoyed going slowly to the kitchen taking a glass of water to drink it*

Meanwhile Dazai was looking for some clothes in Chuuya's closet knowing the redhead had some oversize somewhere in there

Oi, tf are u doing there? *He ask from the kitchen*

Looking for clothes obviously*he scoffed finding an oversize hoodie and long pants*

Why? Oi put them bk! *He protested walking into the room and going to the bedside table, taking some pills out*

Isn't it obvious? *He pointed to himself* like hell i am going to stay like this *he rolled his eyes going to the bathroom to make a shower and to change*

This bastard acting like he own this place*Chuuya grumbled to himself glareing at Dazai back but didn't said anything more, waiting for the other to end his shower so he could make one too. He was cold asf and wet too , at this rate he will deffinetly catch a cold just bc that mummy let him to struggle on snow. He looked for some comfortable thing's to wear and as a payback , while Dazai was doing the shower he stoped the warm water, water cold as ice poured on Dazai, smirking for himself when he heard some comaplains from the bathroom, that bastard deserve it. He layed on the bed making himself comfortable. He missed his bed more then he tho he will but rn he was finally home, it was a nice feeling. It WAS until that motherfucker ruin it.

THAT was unnecessarily! *Dazai complains while entering Chuuya's room*

Oh u poor baby, want me to take care of u If u catch a cold?

I am not complaining~ *Dazai smirk at him and get closer to the bed while Chuuya get up from it throwing a confused look at him*

tf u think u are doing?

Laying down after a hard day to nanny u , OBVIOUSLY*he scoffed rolling his eyes making himself comfortable bettewen Chuuya's soft pillows*

I never said u CAN do that* Chuuya said angry crossing his arms over his chest narroweing his eyes at him*

U also never said I CAN'T

Well i say it now u CAN'T

too bad

Tch, yk what, fuck it, I am to tried to deal with your bullshit, but it doesn't end here* he throw a last warning look at him and goes to make a shower*

Now ik where the money goes on,he have more shampoo, hair mask, face mask, shower gel, soap then a girl*he said amused to himself looking at the celling. Well at least now he know where he lives and he will make sure to make a copy of his key in the morning. What a Christmas, he need to nanny that slug, he maked a bath in his poke, he maked a shower with cold water bc of HIM and this piajamas are a bit tight on him It this karma? And again, this night didn't end up bad after all, he is laying in a comfortable bed, more comfortable then his, surprisengly he could change his bandages, bc Chuuya had some under the sink, and his clothes are comfy even if they are a bit tight. Who would have tho he was going to spend his Christmas at Chuuya's apartament. Think of it, Chuuya's apartament have no Christmas decoration, no Christmas tree or anything to actually symbolize Christmas. For someone so full of life as him, Dazai really tho he is going to be greeted by a Christmas atmosphere but either way it wasn't that b-

DAZAI U MF!

Well, he is screwed

Yes?~ *he ask nonchalantly and hold in a laugh when Chuuya comes right to the bedroom, with his hair wet lingering on his face , and his face was looking like a clown with all the black ink from the pen earlier dripping down his face*

*oh Chuuya was angry, and from the shower he got a bit sober too so he had no problem to take everyting he got at hand and throw it at Dazai without a sec tho* I AM GOING TO KILL U!

*Dazai needed to role off the bed and hide behind it haveing a smug grin on his face* not my fault If u you overdid the make-up~

I am going to overdo your existence! *Chuuya didn't hesitate when he grabed a pillow and launched an attack at him hitting him with no mercy*

Dazai was surprised and amused by the gesture, dodgeing some attack's and grabing a pillow too , the bedroom becoming a battlefield

Battles still anime taked place, exaggerating the attacks and using everything they learned on their own in combat, the pillows becoming real weapons in their hands. The fact they took so serious the battle and in there heads the whole thing was so dramatic and intense, in reality the whole thing was just funny and cringe. At the end the both of them where laying on the floor breathing heavely

That was a tie

Like hell it was! I killed u before u could kill me *Dazai protested*

We killer each other at the same time, Dazai

As if , i killed u with a sec early

That doesn't count!

It does! What, Chibi can't take a loose?

Like hell i can't! U are just a lier!

That's what all looser's said~

Let's do a rematch then we will see who is the loser*Chuuya said confident getting up*

Nah i am good

What? Is Dazai Osamu scared?~ *Chuuya looks down at him smirking*

As If, but i will get bored If i continue to beat u up over and over again~ *he said smugly mirroring his smirk and get up*

Smug bastard*Chuuya hit him with his pillow and drope into his bed, the tiring that he felt before stabed him like a kinfe*

Btw, that bandages u had under your sink, where for me weren't they?~

Hell no

Then?~

That's non of your fucking bussines*he fliped him off and maked himself comfortable in one side of the bed*

You could just say yes yk~ *he teased and goes to the other side of the bed, laying down*

*Chuuya pushed him off* oi who said u can sleep in my bed?

A favor for a favor*he said casually and get in again*

Asshole*he hit him with a pillow*

Slug*he hit him back*

Motherfucker*he hit him again*

Hathanger*he does the same*

Bastard *he hit him harder*

Chibi~ *he grabed Chuuya's pillow and hit him with his and Chuuya's pillow*

Good for nothing mummy! *He aimed a punch at him but Dazai dodge it*

Chibi is so harsh today u almost hurt my feeling's! *He said dramatically droping on his back with a hand to his chest*

I doubt u even have those*he scoffed and turned his back at him but not before hitting him in his leg*

Fair enough*he said casually ignoring the pain in his leg and maked himself comfortable*

So u hate Christmas too huh?

Who said i hate Christmas?

Just guessing *Dazai said casually shruging throwing a glance at him*

Well u guess wrong

*Dazai stayed a bit silent looking au the celling again* Whatever u say slug, get some rest, you are going to be useless in our mission tomorrow

Me? Useless? I think u talk abt yourself*he scoffed*

shhhh shut your barking no one is listening

Fuck u

Fuck u harder~ wait no that sounds gay-

Homophobic bitch*Chuuya throw a glare over his shoulder*

Never said I am tho~ why u care anyway? Is Chibi gay?~

So what If i am? U got a problem with that?

I don't really care

Then shut your mouth

U shut it first~

Dazai istg*he turns to face him* If u don't shut up i am going to strangle you!

So kinky~

Tch *Chuuya hit his leg for the last time deicideing to ignore the whining bastard who was laying next to him closeing his eyes. And for a while it did work, he was almsot falling asleep when Dazai's voice was suddenly heard in the quiet room*

hey, Chuuya

what?

Shitty Christmas~

Merry fucking Christmas to you too asshole*he said annoyed but It was no real bite in the words*

After that the 2 of them stayed silent. Chuuya falled asleep after some minutes but Dazai was still awake looking at the celling. After all he was right, as always, it wasn't a bad Christmas, he can say it was almsot fun. He falled asleep after a while a small smile was on his lips