#I know I call him bombón but let's not eat him even if he seems to like the idea 👀😂

[canirove]

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[im-nicky-stuff-blog]

Painting

What time was it? Even she did not know and she did not seem to mind

It was ... strange, very strange, the Baroness always considered herself free when it came to talking or expressing herself, but it was not enough, she had things that she could not say in a simple way, there are times when we also swallow our words but she I could not contain it, she wanted to speak, although she did it in a strange way but I had to do it

There's the strange part, but what the hell is this crazy woman talking to with a portrait of her great grandmother at 3 in the morning?

It was the question everyone in that castle and all her friends in general, she did not have a viable explanation

He could only say that he found great satisfaction in being able to talk to him or even scream at the painting to let off steam, yes, it was a crazy thing, but he liked to do it

On that occasion, she was sitting on a bench with her pajamas on while sitting thoughtfully hunched her back looking seriously at the happy painting where her great grandmother was seen in a dress made with cotton candy and chocolate, he knew his great grandmother for making strange combinations

The Baroness just looked at that picture, seriously, did not look at another one or called her attention, she only looked at that specific one, she believed that the others did not have the same "magic" as the aforementioned Queen

Finally, Bombón could not sleep of so many thoughts covering his mind and he knew that those thoughts were not going to leave him until he let off steam, let's say he had a few to sing to him

– ... Can you believe it? ... I know, I do not believe it ... – I look annoyed the place a few seconds to get up and keep talking – I told Beppi that he should not enter that pyramid but noooo, the very wuebon decided to enter and found a genius all muscular and handsome that would conquer half island, no, half Inkwell, I told him not to be fond of him but he ignored me? No, sometimes I do not know why I got upset, Fuck  – he kept going round and round while complaining with the painting as if his dead great grandmother gave him the answers of his fucking existence – now it's my turn to help Beppi with that Djimmi, but Djimmi also does not do his part since the imbecile went to a date with a girl with, a girl! And she was not even good, damn me I can find a girl much better than her in the street, but you would have seen how fake she looked, you would die again just by seeing her, Thanks to the sky that attacked the seagulls –Discrimination taking out all the anger that had accumulated since the afternoon while the guards who were doing their night shift tried to ignore it, but they had to admit that she gave them good gossip, seriously, their complaints were like their nightly soap opera –

–  We should...? –  You just stay firm

– I'm like this, but this close to cutting off that asshole's head  –along with his fingers as a sign of "small" while looking threateningly at the painting– if first I find a neck, you'll believe that I exacome but you would do the same, I say , I'll leave it to the Friendzone slut! 

–Nooo –whispered both guards watching from the door to the Baroness not being able to resist the drama–

– Beppi was going to confess to him but he did not have the courage and Djimmi went all happy with the stupid woman to a date–

– Friend but that imbecile –said Muffsky Cherniko eating popcorn along with Sergeant Gumbo Gumball watching attentive to his night show where did the popcorn come from? Well, this was not the first time they did night watch and the Baroness started talking to the painting–

– Oh poor Beppi –answered the opposite carrying a handful of popcorn to his mouth until Lord Gob Packer appeared behind them and caught them with his hands in the dough–

– Hey, what are you doing? You're supposed to look around ... Oh god, is the baroness doing it again?

–Yes ...– answered his boyfri...EH! I mean, I say, Gumbo Gumball–

– Open a space and give me a bottle of popcorn – was placed next to the aforementioned and began to pay attention as a good gossip –

–Now I have a very sad clown locked in a tent listening to sad music because according to the "Negative plus negative positive" look, I did not put a zape because he gave me pity, if he broke his heart in half I I'll cut your face in half but I have not done it yet because I'm decent, of course, point to two cups with a shotgun, but I'm still decent

– I've arrived late? What happened now?  –Now Kernel Von Pop had arrived to see how the three guards piled looking at the room of the portraits –

–Djimmi went to a date with a whore, I leave Beppi in the Friendzone and now Beppi is very depressed –answered Cupcake without looking at him while still not diverting his attention from the Baroness –

–Swear to me!

–I swear!

–Damn, they were my favorite couple –confessed disappointed–

–Agh, it would be better if you prepare grandma, this is going to be the worst drama I'm going to live, I feel as if a hurricane is approaching –he sat down again on the bench looking carefully at the portrait– oh do not wait, forget that Rumor is still in love with the flower that

–5 dollars to which he makes a reference to Hamilton –Gumball whispered to Muffsky, who nodded at him instantly–

– ... Do not be surprised if tomorrow I go to Djimmi's pyramid, I interrupt in your living room and I sing "Congratulations" to go all the way ... Will Beppi be alone in the park singing "Burn"?  –after ask that question, went to the window and began to look at the park from afar– mmmm ... no, there is no fire ... yet ...

– As were two references pay double  –Gumball with a victorious smile received the 10 dollars while Muffsky rolled his eyes– come with Daddy ~

– Anyway, thanks for listening to me, Grandma Tatara, it's always a pleasure to talk to you  –I look at the painting with a smile and then turn off the living room lamps and go out the doors and go straight to your room to go to sleep as if nothing had happened– If there's new news, I'll tell you immediately ...

And that's where the sweet girl was completely lost from the guards' sight, but just as she left, Mr. Waffington arrived with some popcorn in his hands and looking with disappointment at the dark room

–Oh rays! Do not tell me I missed the Baroness with the portrait –

–Sorry brother, it'll be for the next night-

–Owwww ...

The royal family never came to understand why their royal gentlemen spent their time muttering and talking to each other at breakfast while looking at the Baroness

[gwendolynlerman]

11 questions tag

I was tagged by @foxlanguages and even though I believe I have already done this tag, I'll gladly do it again!

RULES: answer the 11 questions. Make 11 of your own and tag 11 people.

1. Would you change the color of your eyes?

No, they're one of the few things I love about myself.

2. What's your favorite time of the day?

I prefer the afternoon.

3. So far, which year of your life has been your happiest?

2016 has been my favorite year so far.

4. Have you ever confessed to your crush?

No, I'm way too shy.

5. Name two languages you wouldn't want to learn.

This is a very hard question, because I have never thought of not wanting to learn a language.

I'd say that I wouldn't want to learn Galician or Portuguese, as they are very similar to Spanish, meaning that I can usually understand them without having studied them. There are other languages that I can understand without knowing them, such as Catalan and Italian, but they seem more attractive to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

6. What's your favorite Greek myth?

I've always had a soft spot for The Odyssey.

7. What places would you go to if you went on your dream trip?

Ideally, I'd visit every country on Earth.

Keeping it real, I'd love to go to Brasil, Egypt, Finland, Greece, India, Paris, and the United States.

8. Do you believe in ghosts?

No, I'm a very sceptic person.

9. How many apps do you have in your phone? How many of those you use on a daily basis?

I have 44 apps, of which I use 14 on a daily basis.

10. What's the prettiest thing in your room?

Me! (I wish 😂)

I have a drawing of Katniss Everdeen (made by someone who is not me) that I really like.

11. Post a photo of your pet, if you don't have one then post one of a pretty flower near your house.

I have four pets, so I'll post a picture of each and write about them.

We bought Cielo ("sky"), a parakeet, on a pet shop in 2010 together with a hamster named Rayo ("lightning"), which sadly passed away not long after. Cielo belongs to one of my sisters.

After the death of my hamster, we decided to adopt a dog from a shelter. And Bombón ("chocolate" as in "a box of chocolates") came into our lives in 2011 and he is now almost 15 years old. I take care of him.

I found Gabi, a tortoise, in our garden in 2013. We didn't know at first, but we then discovered that it belonged to a neighbor, who let us keep her. She belongs to my other sister. This picture was taken when we took her in. She's much bigger now.

In 2014, we went to Toledo, a city near Madrid, and we visited a museum where there was a cat who had recently had babies. The owner offered us one when he found out we love animals. We called her Grace and took her home. She belongs to my sister, the one with the parakeet, and she's almost four years old. The first picture was taken when we brought her home.

My questions are:

What would you like to work as?

What's your favorite type of jewelry?

Would you ever eat insects?

What do you like the most about studying languages?

Would you like to live in a different country?

Where would you go if you could only visit one place for the rest of your life?

Who do you trust the most?

How would you like to die?

Dogs or cats?

Would you ever kill someone?

How was your first kiss?

I tag @dialect-warrior, @frenchy-french, @langsandlit, @languagemoon, @languagesandfrens, @languageoclock, @languagepixie, @lemonadeandlanguages , @learningrussianwithanna, @polyglotten, @polyglottraveler, and anyone who wants to do it.