#I knooooow you are picky about how Sampo is perceived so feel free to throw out any/all of these.

[helwyrn]

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send 👀 if our muses have never interacted before (or have!) and i will Just Make Some Shit Up for their relationship!

I laugh thinking about all the scenarios where it wouldn't click for Ite that Sampo's shady, but I will pick ONE to pitch right now: I remember that wishlist you had for a museum thread a ...few weeks? back when considering interaction points. Sampo was in the restricted section of the museum, Ite saw him go in so she thought it was fine to duck along after him. Asked him questions about the exhibits. My three funny goddy moddy suggestions are a.) Sampo knows about the exhibits and tells her about them b.) Sampo does not know about the exhibits and tells her about them c.) Take either A or B and add on that Sampo had actively tricked her into helping him steal shit. If this is their first encounter or not did not matter.

Somewhere along the line phone numbers are exchanged for my express purposes. Sampo will forever intimidate her socially, Ite can't quite get over the shyness, people who know how to speak well always do. She'll sometimes text him a question she knows isn't true/doesn't make sense, just for the entertainment value of hoping he'll spit some BS.

I laugh thinking about all the scenarios Ite would not care that Sampo is shady. If he needed a goon Ite hasn't minded filling the role with varying amounts of convincing, wonky with her complacency. This stays a steady truth until she gets THE CONSEQUENCES, such as jail, and then it gets a little 🤏harder to get her to play along with the fool.

I hope that the ease of which Ite kills scares Sampo. I hope that one day he can be on the receiving end of an ugly fighting spirit. Vision of her broken nose dripping blood down onto his chest with her sword slotted in the space between his arm and chest, heartside. Bone of her knee snug in the soft give of flesh just below his ribcage and pressing up into his sternum. If you will smoke with me for a second.

Has been A Little Bit of a pervert about him acting pathetic, I will not lie to you. AND THEY WERE BOTH TOPS