#I haven't actually transcribed shit bc the sites are FUCKING DEAD but I did pass their exams so.
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Nothing will ever be as fun as coming up with ways to bullshit my way into the ✨perfect administrative resume✨ when all I have on me are a bunch of school mandated courses, being an exploited cashier at a barber shop and being the local nanny.
#work searches SUCK#and I'm usually awkward as hell but for the sake of getting a new job I'll be the most confident and social “neurotypical” you've ever seen#overworked cashier? nah man I was an administrative receptionist wdym#I technically have a mediator diploma so. that shit is going in#English level? have you seen my ao3 account?#advanced for fucking sure. C1 or C2 if I could afford the certificate#I've been forcefully assigned the “treasurer” of my year's cooperative so there's that#I've also managed a school radio. and a school paper. and like three school shows. AGAINST MY WILL BUT OH WELL—#I'm technically a transcriber and a translator on my free time#I haven't actually transcribed shit bc the sites are FUCKING DEAD but I did pass their exams so.#and my translations? some klance fics back in 2018 but they don't need to know that
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