#I have the bestseller list for fall/winter already bro. the books ain't even out yet! but we know bc it is manipulated.

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tired of everyone just using james patterson for 'bookshelf saturation' examples so making my own list of 'I am sick of seeing this author's books at work but alas it is popular fiction so it circulates the most among adult readers', along with my impression of the titles. thank u to ivy for assistance bc she also suffers from seeing these names 1200 times a day

danielle steel: Beautiful Wealthy Women Have Problems Too, Like Deciding Whether To Remain With Her Handsome Wealthy Husband, Or To Leave Him For Another, More Handsome, More Wealthy Husband

nora roberts: The Romance Of The Bride Of The Frilly Bridal Gown

j d robb (also nora roberts but now men can read her books and not tell me that actually the book is for their wife bc god forbid they read a woman's book): Depressed In Death

elin hildebrand: The Last Nantucket Summer Affair That Happened At Nantucket During The Summer During Which The Affair Happened On The Beach, On Nantucket

stuart woods: The Black Dog's Detective Grimly Solves Gritty Crimes

lee child: Jack Reacher Reaches For The Wire Out Of His Reach While Shooting A Spy

kristin hannah: The Four Generations Of Women And Their Generational Trauma From World War Two

clive cussler: Winter Arctic Ice Grizzly Bear Action Hero Punch

genevieve graham: Woman Walks Down A Street In World War Two, Perhaps She Is A Nurse, Perhaps She Is A Postman's Daughter, Or Perhaps She Is Both

louise penny: As The World Rotates In The Light We Solve Grisly Murders

karin slaughter: The Wife Next Door