#I have over 500 images on my phone of various 'cool' bark

[zombirps]

I, similarly, only do anything in life to get art references. Why am I laying under this bench at 11 at night? Because I wanted a reference of that broken lamp post, right there, that I thought would be neat at some point but I still have not drawn it. I do not ever need to draw it. I only want it, for the moment I may 'need'. No, I am not taking pictures of you and your family, inside your house, for any reason at all, besides the fact what if I NEED that reference? No, I am not taking a picture of your adorable outfit on this mannequin to sell to your competitors, I am going to draw my blorbo in it. I'm getting distracted. What's your cutest outfit.

the main driving force in my life is acquiring information. if you ever see me doing something stupid please understand its because i have probably developed some bizarre idea about how to acquire more information and i have disregarded other concerns ("safety," "politeness") in favor of my ultimate goal. what am i going to do with this information? nothing at all. i am going to sit on it like a dragon sits on its golden hoard. dragons dont need gold to buy anything they are just using it as some type of really big couch or sensory sand type of situation. this is my relationship to information. in the past i have been happy to eat villagers in order to acquire my information but i am trying to be better now and only blackmail them, which i understand is more polite in many human cultures. im losing track of this metaphor. someone tell me a secret.