#I have no idea ehat have i created but my brain was imagining Tim and Ra's in that lecture situation

[fuck-you-too-world]

(I- I have a thought-)

You know how Chinese women would usually sit down and hold anything in their hand as weapon (usually slipper or hanger or broom) as they sat down calmly but with a deadly look in their eyes because someone fucked up and piss them off (usually their man).

Yeah, imagine Tim bring so feed up with Ra's and so so ready to snap, he knows Ra's watching and always close by when it comes to stalking him. So Tim, so done and had enough because he just wanted to have some peace and eat his dinner in peace without the hidden camera and stalker watching his every move just snap.

Tim slam his hands on the table, chair moved back enough to gave him took to face the door and cross his leg. His face is the embodiment of neutral with no emotions and unreadable, his hands half crossed with one hand holding his hidden dagger (he keep this one gift from Ra's because it's pretty alright, don't judge him!).

Tim : You better get your fucking ass here before I reached 3 *voice calm and neural just like his face, nothing in his body language betray his emotions and Tim also ignore Alfred's disaproving look at the language*

Tim : ... 1

Everyone was looking at Tim in confusion and calculations, they all have no idea what is happening and what is Tim doing. Maybe the lack of sleep finally got him? (If only they knew how normal it is for him to hallucinate)

Tim : ... 2-

Before the Bats could utter a word and say anything about Tim's weird behavior, a shadow suddenly appear and moves towards Tim. They all reflexively stand to fighting positions and let their flight or fight mode take over, only to be shocked at the picture in front of their eyes.

Damian is very confused, very shocked to the point he froze.

Ra's fucking Al Ghul is kneeling in front of Tim, honestbto God fucking Kneel like when a child done something wrong and sat in a kneeling position with head down in front of Tim who is still sitting in his chair!!!

Ra's : Detecti- *sweating bullet*

Tim : Weekend, Ra's. All I ask was you don't plant any cameras or your croonies to spy on me on weekends and what did you do?

Ra's : Plant cameras and spies to watch you *gulping loudly*

Tim :

Ra's :

Batfam :

Tim : And?

Ra's : sending courting gifts to you *head still looking down*

Tim : why can't you get it in that thick skull of yours that I don't want to becomes your heir or bear your children?! *throw the dagger towards Ra's head and missed slightly, only grazing his cheek*

Ra's : *immediately pick up the dagger and give it back to Tim with a love struck face but also a fearful one* But beloved-

Tim : No *glare as he took the offered dagger*

Ra's : *sigh mournfully*

Tim : *continues to lecture Ra's while the creepy old man just watch Tim with a fond look the whole time but there's also an obvious fear in the immortal's eyes* Also did you even give them any day off on the weekend? Look at them staying outside for God knows how long with no rest! Let your assassins have a weekend as their day off, let them live! If not how can you make the world a better place if you're coped up with same old views and not taking the change in world into account to your cause?!

Ra's : *considering it* will you let me take you out on a date if I consider a change in the system?

Tim : *look at Ra's contemplatively, already planning on using the opportunity to change the LoA from inside* I will consider it if the results are satisfactory to me

Batfam : *still trying to process the situation and their brain not braining*

Ra's : very well, Detective. *moves out slowly while still in his kneeling position not once turning his back on Tim with head still bowed* I shall see you again, hopefully on a date beloved.

Tim : *huft out a tired sigh and throw his dagger to Ra's once again when he's out of the dining room door* Get lost and let me have my dinner in peace Ra's!

Assassin 1 : *bring Tim's dagger and bow to him respectfully with a look of awe and wonder* thank you, my Lady *then disappear before Tim manage to reprimand them*

Tim : *groans* fucking Ra's

Then as if the time has been started once again from it's frozen state, the whole family explodes in a fury of questions.

Tim just ignore them and continue with his food, the least they could do is let him enjoy his dinner in peace before they interrogate him and bother him after not realizing anything for years.

Tim : *gave the whole room the same look as he look before he calls Ra's*

Batfam : *froze and immediately retreating to their seats and continue the dinner in silence*

Alfred : Coffee Master Tim?

They all stayed silent, Alfred offer Tim coffee instead of banning beverage. Well, Fuck.

Tim storms into the manor

Damian, teasingly: What has got you in such a bad mood, Drake

Tim: TELL YOUR GRANDPA THAT IF HE WANTS SOMEONE'S DNA, HE CAN HAVE HIS OWN

Damian: What?

Tim, storming out if the main room: AND THAT IF HIS OLD ASS WANTS TO FUCK SOMEONE HE CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND LEAVE MEVTHE FUCK ALONE *slams door*

Damian:

Damian: What just happened...