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solradguy · 2 years ago

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there's a line between "sol is a scientist" and "sol puts his swords in his mouth" that I think is also "sol will make sure his swords taste good" but I love your specific ideas on what each sword tastes like too

Maybe coagulated Gear blood, sword oil, and gasoline does taste good to Sol

#asks #I was going to type a different response to this but I realized I didn't know what my sword oil tasted like on its own #Just what it tasted like when it was actually on my sword #So I got up and tried a dab of it. Not great! Not as bad as whatever vile substance they soak Switch cartridges in though #It actually tastes *better* once it's on a sword #Ranked from least to most vile:#WD40 > sword oil on katana > sword oil on claymore > isolated sword oil > Nintento Switch cartridge #I think the katana only tastes better than the claymore because the wood/wax in the scabbard smells super super nice #(or maybe because the claymore has a textured blade so more weird gross shit sticks to it idk)#I have an insatiable curiosity and not enough willpower to tell myself no please understand that's how I know all this

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