#I have a whole long drabble thing about it from Ian's perspective

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OKAY so as promised, I'm retconning the Ian's Dad AU!

I don't usually write them as related, and I'm really into JeanIan as a ship, and it's kinda hard for me to write them as father and son without it getting weird? So I'm switching things up a bit to make the AU even more delightfully fucked up, while removing the whole "they're related" thing :3c

So the new canon for the AU is as follows:

Ian grew up next door to Jean, being told a bunch of horrible stuff about him by his mother

Ian turned 18 and decided to be rebellious so he sought out Jean and asked to be mentored by him since Jean's a famous actor and Ian is an aspiring actor

Jean becomes his mentor, acts super nice and supportive and generally is the first positive adult influence in Ian's life

Ian starts to see him as something of a father-figure, but also has a major crush on him and is only just now able to explore his sexuality away from his mother's weird bullshit

Jean claims Ian's like a son to him, but slowly seduces him in classic fucked up Jean fashion

As soon as he's got Ian wrapped around his finger, Jean shows his true colours and forces Ian to keep up the relationship, as well as starting a charade that Jean is his long-lost father (cue the dad kink/incestplay that makes Ian feel both guilty and weirdly turned on)

Everyone including reader believes Ian is Jean's son, with the exception of Ian's mother. But since she's so cagy about who his dad is, no one believes her if she says it's not Jean

Jean is blackmailing Ian into keeping quiet about the true nature of their relationship

Jean is now fucking both you and Ian in different fucked up ways and is blackmailing both of you, and both of you are desperate to keep it secret from each other while you date

Anyway, still wonderfully fucked up Jean content that adds a new layer to everything, but with the added bonus that I don't feel so weird about writing JeanIan content for it :3c

[enigmawrappedinhypocrisy]

How do you think Barley would react to finding out femreader is pregnant? Would it be too young for him? How would he tell his mom and brother? Maybe he has a daughter instead and has a whole new perspective on how to raise a baby? Maybe it’s not domestic bliss but they’d make it work. I love this blog and have read the posts every time I see them come up. 🙂

Thanks a bunch, I really appreciate it!  (｡♥‿���｡)

Let’s see what I come up with... plus bonus drabble...

❀✦ Master List✦❀ 

Warnings: Talk about surprise pregnancy, fluff, the obvious allusions to nsfw times. 

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I guess it depends on factors... Unless it was planned I think he might be relatively upset... but how much probably changes based on the surrounding circumstances.  

Like in my breeding kink drabble the couple might not be married but have been together for a while, and are a bit older. They talk about it and agree (although this is heat of the moment). 

He’s super fine with this... if it’s clear you’re in a steady long term relationship... both adults... he’s into it... 

I think it also depends on your relationship... have you just met? Was it a one night thing? 

In that case it’s gonna be a little rough... You’re still getting to know each other and now there’s this big life changie thing that’s also happening... 

But over all... I think he’d be pretty happy about it... (cause I plan on dying on the breeding kink hill) and he’ll try his hardest to help you. 

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But I’m assuming you mean Barley from the movie... who is 19-20... 

I think he’d be scared... which he tries really hard not to be, but like, what if he’s not a good father? 

However,  Barley’s pretty empathetic and probably knows you’re equally if not more frightened, so he’ll try his hardest to be supportive. 

He’ll go to the doctor with you, (unless you really don’t want him to) and help you explore your options. 

He’ll be there with you when you tell your family, and hopefully you’ll do the same for him. 

The older you are the waaaay cooler his mom is about it... which means the reverse is true as well... she would not be happy if you were really young... 

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I also like the idea of him having a girl first... or maybe twins... which would be a fun nightmare... one of each? 

But I’m not sure he’d treat a daughter any differently than a son... he’d want his daughter to be able to change tires and kick ass...

Remember Eowyn? Goals!

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♥ Bonus Drabble Time ♥

You were looking down at the little white stick with disbelief, three white sticks rather. All with little pink + signs on them. 

Well fuck... 

You sigh, picking up your phone sending Barley a quick text. You won’t be able to avoid this conversation any longer...  [Hey honey, can you come over?]

[Yeah, Just finishing up here... be over soon]

You spend the next several minutes pacing. 

You weren’t sure how Barley was going to react to the news... you weren’t even sure how you were reacting to the news... 

You were young, had plans, and had never even talked to Barley about having kids... 

As far as you know he doesn’t wan’t kids... did you wan’t kids? 

“How am I gonna tell him?!” You groan and flop back onto the bed.

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Barley shows up almost half an hour after you texted him, and in that time you were no closer to figuring out how you were going to tell him you were almost definitely pregnant. 

He comes into your room and you feel pretty bad seeing his excited face. You feel even worse once he notices your body language and his demeanor changes to match. 

“What’s wrong?” he frowns, coming to sit next to you on your bed placing a warm hand on your knee. 

You lean against him with a sigh, gathering yourself before standing. When you wordlessly walk to the bathroom Barley becomes really concerned. 

When you reemerge you take a deep breath, “I was late, and feeling kinda strange, so I went to the store...” 

Barley blinks, not understanding. 

You hold up the wand, watching him closely. 

You see the second he realizes. His eyes widen and his cheeks flush. 

“Do you mean?” his tone was indecipherable, maybe hope, probably fear... it was hard to tell at this point.

You nod. 

“How?” he blinks, a unicorn in headlights. 

You glare, “Barley you know how...”  

He frowns, “What are you going to do?” 

You resist the urge to snap at him, your annoyance quickly dissipating and being replaced with a lost, hopeless feeling. 

You flop back next to him, “I don’t know” your voice is barely audible, tears beginning to prick at the corner of your eyes. 

He pulls you back into his side, half hugging you to him. He begins to say several things, stopping himself each time. He can feel you shaking against him, and hates the thought that he caused this. 

Barley’s scared, but knows that won’t help this situation, like he knows it won’t help other times he’s afraid, so he does what he does best. He pushes it deep down and puts on a brave face. 

“Hey, we’ll figure this out together” he brushes a hand through your hair. 

You don’t respond right away, not trusting your voice, when you do it’s meek, “I’m sorry” You say, not really sure why. 

“Oh sweetheart,” He kisses your head, “I’m not mad” 

You blink up at him, you hadn’t even considered he’d be angry... 

“And I’m not all that upset either,” he leans in resting his forehead on yours brushing a thumb over your cheek. “I’m here... we’ll figure this out...” 

You sniff and nod, “I’ll call my doctor tomorrow.”

“Okay,” He doesn’t really know what to say to that. Barley pulls away just enough to kick off his shoes and readjust himself on your bed, pulling you to him. 

“She’ll tell us what we need to know” 

Barley nods, he brushes your hair from your face, trying to ignore the frightened voice in the back of his mind. 

You’re not old enough...

You’re not stable enough... don’t have a good enough job... still live at home...

What if you’re not good enough?  

What if she doesn’t want to have a child with you? 

You run your hand over his chest nuzzling into him and manage to shift his thoughts.

Will it be a boy? 

He already raised Ian, maybe his son would be different? More like him? 

Or a girl? As beautiful as her mom? 

She’d totally have him wrapped around her finger... 

Barley smiles warmly down at you allowing himself to imagine a life with you. 

He knows it won’t be easy, he’ll have to work a lot more, find a place for the two of you... Will you want to get married? 

He smiles imagining waking up with you in his arms, enjoying the momentary stillness before your child comes busting into the room. 

Having them crawl into your bed in the middle of the night seeking their parents protection from a nightmare or thunderstorm... 

Watching you waddle around demanding things from him. Needing his help getting up, making him fulfill your strange cravings. 

Barley knows he shouldn’t get too attached to these ideas but can’t help the smile that brightens his face as he looks down at you.  Barley looks like he wants to say something. 

“Barley-” you start but are suddenly cut off with his sudden exclamation. 

“I hope it’s a girl!” 

You blink up at him before giggling, “Oh Barley” you bury your face into his chest his confession breaking the tension. “A girl would be nice” you follow up quickly, not wanting him to feel like you were making fun of him. 

He squeezes you to him, smiling down at you. 

“You do know, If we keep her... we’re gonna need to tell your mother” 

Barley lets out a dramatic groan, “How about we just run away? Start a new life in another town?” 

“Barley” you scold lightly. 

“Alright, fine... but you’re gonna have to be there... so there’s a witness if she kills me...” 

You draw up, leaning over him more, brushing your lips over his. “Whatever we do, we’ll do it together” you repeat his earlier sentiment, showing you mean it with your soft kiss. 

“Together” he nods. 

A/N: Um... I think I can’t not do fluff huh? 

Also- hey kids... practice safe sex... and please talk to a doctor for information and/or if anything seems wrong... 

Also also... it’s like 5am and I hope this makes sense...