#I have 14-ish songs and 2 of those are something a non rtumblr rt fan could understand. and they're not even full songs

[bubblegum-gf]

I'm being cringe but free again with more rtumblr songs. this one's don't tell your wife about this game by bdg but it's don't tell rt about tumblr

lyrics under cut

Don’t tell rt about tumblr We can do anything on tumblr No “Rt, look what tumblr did, you should join now!” He’s blissfully unaware

There are times, when you need to connect with a fandom And it’s best the Youtuber doesn’t know There are memes, that RT, well he won’t understand them So I guess it’s better blogging your post

And the fics are so good to write And the artwork all looks so nice You don’t even abhor the bewildering lore Filling up your dashboard tonight

And it’ll remind you of all the streams From Rtgame that you’ve seen But that stream’s not live He’s taking some time for two weeks And you’re still online

Don’t tell rt about tumblr We can do anything on tumblr No “Rt, look what tumblr did, you should join now!” He’s blissfully unaware

Your knowledge grows with every blog that you scroll Who are not RT though, I swear And the Board intimidates, its presence so long And then when Daniel’s back to streaming you’re hesitant to be leaving From a fandom so beyond compare You would never guess that everything would go wrong

Because when we onceler’d dan, we didn’t think of an emergency plan “Who is the onceler, really,” that Earth-shaking tweet Really kicked up the dust And it’d be a damning transformation if Dan was here among us (That’s sus) Cuz when he’s immersed in the cursed beast of rtumblr will he be mad? (That’s sus) If he knew he’s made into a fictional divorced and deadbeat bad dad Though he’s refused to look our way it always sounds like a taunt Says our name even more with each day, I can’t even watch! And our skeletons were very nearly unearthed in a random Smash Bros Brawl!

(Don’t tell rt about tumblr…) (Don’t tell rt about tumblr…) (Don’t tell rt about tumblr…) Cuz it’ll just make us worse