#I guess the 'Magolor has never had real food before' HC
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desultory-novice · 11 months ago
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"...Where did you get that bone, Marx?"
"From the Cooler Meta Knight. He said I could keep this in exchange for getting rid of the rest."
"Whose bone is it?"
"Dunno. Didn't ask. Doesn't taste like Adeleine's so I figure it's no one we know."
"Should I ask how you know what Adeleine's BONES taste like?"
"Magolor, I know what EVERYONE's bones taste like. It's part of their scent."
"How does that...? Never mind. So, what do mine taste like?"
"Charbroiled chili gumdrops marinated in apple cider vinegar."
"...What?"
"It's completely delicious!"
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