#I find young Taylor so amusing...cause you never know what you're gonna get =)

[path-of-my-childhood]

Collect Call From... TAYLOR SWIFT

Blender Magazine (final, unpublished issue from May 2009) // By Josh Eells

Each month, one lucky rock star phones Blender HQ for seven days straight, just to, you know, share. Now on the line: country-pop princess.

DAY 1: FEBRUARY 24th, 3:51 pm

Swift calls from Nashville, where she lives with her parents and younger brother. “I’m so happy to be home! I’ve been in Europe for two weeks. I got back two nights ago and spent half of yesterday sleeping. This is my only week off for months, but I categorize vacations differently than most people. I don’t care if I’m doing interviews from when I wake up till I go to sleep, as long as l’m in my own bed, that’s a day off.  This morning I went to some of the radio stations in town, said hi to program directors. Then I met with my stylist - we talked about tour outfits. And now I’m getting dressed for my brother Austin’s lacrosse game. He plays goalie - this is his first game as starter. His friends used to tease him about me, but now he's six two and built. I don’t think they make jokes anymore.”

DAY 2: FEBRUARY 25th, 4:14 pm

Swift phones from home, where she’s “lounging on the couch under a quilt” and playing with her dogs, Baby (a Doberman) and Bug (a mini Pinscher). “Austin did great! His team won, and he kept a bunch of balls out of the goal. Afterwards I went with my friend Emily to a Nashville Predators game. I did a commercial for them, so they hook me up with tickets when I’m in town. There’s a couple of cute guys, but I think they’re all married. I totally cheer and do the fang-finger thing. Last night they put me on the JumboTron, and you could literally see the wave of people getting up to come over. I’m still getting used to the fact that being stared at is part of my day - in high school it meant I had something on my face. The fact that my albums has been No. 1 for 10 weeks - it’s unbelievable. But this week looks a little questionable: The Jonas Brothers have an album out, too. Hmm.”

DAY 3: FEBRUARY 26th, 5:30 pm

Swift dials in from the road In Nashville, where she’s stuck In rush-hour traffic. "I just shot a video with my friend Kellie [Pickier] for a song we wrote together. It’s about ex-boyfriends. In the video I am kind of her trouble-making sidekick - I wore this strapless studded dress with a zipper up the front. The whole day I was afraid someone was gonna walk by and unzip me. It would have taken half a second to ruin my day. Oh, my God, last night I fell asleep on the couch watching CSI: NY. I was out at like 7, but at some point I dragged myself to bed, and apparently in my haze I turned the heat up to 95! I woke up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat, with my poor cat lying on the floor panting. I made myself an ice bath and called my friend Emma in LA - she was in Superbad - and she kept me company for two hours while I cooled down.”

DAY 4: FEBRUARY 27th, 4:37 pm

Swift rings from the music room at her house, where she’s teaching herself how to play piano. “I’m still not caught up from my jet lag. Today I woke up at 5:30, ate same cereal and fell back asleep on the couch. I didn’t sleep long though, because we had rehearsal this morning. Kenny Chesney was rehearsing next door, so we chatted for a bit. Nashville is a really small town. I still live with my parents because I’m never home long enough to move out. And I don’t go to bars, because I’m 19 and scared of breaking rules. Besides Kellie and my best friend Abigail, who moved to Kansas, most of my friends are in LA. And boys aren’t even an issue right now. I categorize guys as “talking”, “nominees” - people you feel like you could someday date - and “dating”. Right now I don’t even have nominees. I don’t even have potential future nominees! But I’m used to being single. Before my last relationship [with Joe Jonas] I was single for like two years. It’s sort of my thing.”

DAY 5: FEBRUARY 28th, 12:50 pm

Swift checks in from her mom’s car with some medical news. “So, I’m driving to the doctors office. I burned my face with a curling iron! Don’t worry, I’m fine - I’ll call you after we’re done. [She phones a few hours later.] OK. What happened was, I woke up at 6 am and decided to curl my hair. I guess l was still asleep, because I slipped and burned my face under my right eye. It hurt really bad, but I didn’t think much of it. I edited and uploaded a MySpace video - unhindered by the fact that my face was melting off - and went downstairs, and my dad was like, ‘Oh, my God!’ I guess it was worse than I realized. So we went to the dermatologist. She gave me a prescription for some burn cream - I’m not sure what it is, but it has a lot of syllables. The good news is I’m expected to make a full recovery.”

DAY 6: MARCH 1st, 10:03 pm

Swift phones from Plant City, Florida, where she lust performed at the world famous Florida Strawberry Festival. “This place is strawberry city! When we landed, there were official Strawberry Festival minivans waiting to pick us up, driven by people in strawberry shirts. In the dressing room there were bushels of the most beautiful, gigantic chocolate covered strawberries I’ve ever seen. It’s like they welded three together! And this afternoon I met the Strawberry Festival Queen and her court. They were dressed in red and looked very sparkly. It was cold for Florida, like 55 and rainy, but everybody bundled up and had a great time. Afterward we had a police escort, which always makes you feel cool, and we’re taking a private jet, which is even cooler. On the way to the airport all these kids were trying to hurl themselves on our car - it was pretty frantic for a second. But thankfully no one got hurt. That’s why it was cool.”

DAY 7: MARCH 2nd, 12:50 pm

On her last day at home, Swift calls from her favorite couch, where she’s enjoying the view of Old Hickory Lake. “It’s freezing in Tennessee! It’s like 29 degrees, and I’m sitting here packing sundresses and flip-flops for two weeks in Australia. That and downloading movies for the 20,000-hour flight I’m about to embark on. I have three goals for this trip. One, get a tan. Two, go to the beach. And three, debut my new summer wardrobe. Oh, and four, play some good shows and make an impact on Australia! Ha. I don’t go into most situations thinking I’m going to win. I’ve never even won a raffle. These blessings I’ve had lately are more amazing than I could have ever imagined. We got the new projections today, and It’s looking like we’re going to be No.1 again. Does it feel a little sweeter this week? [Laughs] Yeah - just a little.”

[goretzkastits]

Peinlicher Cringe Lurch - The Hummels Dating drama told in songs <3

N.M.E. - Set It Off

okay, we get it, you're both a happy couple. why else go through the trouble of posting it ten times a day?

When I Grow Up - The Pussycat Dolls

when i grow up, i wanna see the world, drive nice cars, i wanna have groupies [...] but be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it

Love Drunk - Boys Like Girls

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover

Kiss and Sell - The Maine

I need to find myself a new chick, i need to kiss a set of new lips. she's gotta be something new to me, fresh drinks, someone new to please [...] if I had to guess, i'd say we have a mess, you could sell

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

not sure what it means, but this picture of us it don't have a price

Social Climb - I Don't Know How But They Found Me

come break some hearts now, tear them out, filing for amusements with the crowd

Fick Ihn Doch - Alligatoah

ok die song lyrics passen nicht, aber der titel ok lasst mich

Casual Sex - My Darkest Days

I'm never gonna fall, but I'm never hard to catch. she said she's cool with it, she is down with it, there's nothing wrong with it, cause it's easier this way

Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects

i'll keep you my dirty little secret, don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi

an angel's smile is what you sell, you promised me heaven, then put me through hell

Homewrecker - Marina and the Diamonds

girls and their pearls and their gourmet vomit, boys and their toys and their six inch rockets. we're all very lovely till we get to know each other, as we stop becoming friends and we start becoming lovers

Treppenhaus - LEA

verpasster anruf grad' von ihr, genau gesehen und ignoriert. mann, warum machst du so 'n scheiß mit mir und ihr?

Scumbag - Goody Grace

She says I'm a scumbag, wants to take her love back, story of my life. why am I such an asshole? everything is my fault, happens every time

Groupie - Cate

he was so cool and cruel at the same time, he could do no wrong in my eyes, cause I was the groupie and he was the star

Angeleyes - ABBA

last night, I was taking a walk along the river and I saw him together with a young girl. and the look that he gave her made me shiver, cause he always used to look at me that way.t hen I thought maybe I should walk right up to her and say, it's a game he likes to play

FYI - Cassadee Pope

Nothin' has changed, from the bedroom to the pain except you're the one who's sleepin' there tonight

Revenge Is Sweeter (Than You Ever Were) - The Veronicas

i saw it in the news, you told me they were wrong and i stood up for you, cause i believed you were the one

Favorite Crime - Olivia Rodrigo

i let you treat me like that, i was your willing accomplice, honey. and i watched as you fled the scene, doe eyed as you buried me, one heart broke, four hands bloody

Mr. Perfectly Fine (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift

hello mr. perfectly fine, how's your heart after breaking mine?

Bad Idea! - girl in red

it was a bad idea to think you were the one, was such a bad idea, cause now everything's wrong

I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift

i heard you moved on from the whispers on the street, a new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be

Cruel Game - The Relentless

if misery loves company, oh get the hell out of my house. won't you please just look at me? oh, why'd i let you under my blouse?

Did You Come? - girl in red

you should know better now, to fuck it up and fuck around. see yourself through my eyes, you're so fake, it's all lies

Fake Love Don't Last - Machine Gun Kelly

i want you to know that fake love don't last, so go ahead and pose like that and post like that

Do Re Mi - blackbear

if i could go back to the day we met, i probably would just stay in bed, you run your mouth all over town

Men Are Trash - Scotty Sire

he ain't shit, girl i know, he ain't shit, still want him though. men are trash and maybe you're a raccoon

Little Boy - Ashnikko

oh you think you're worth all the fuss?

Bois Lie - Avril Lavigne

girls cry and so will you

I DONT EVEN LIKE U - Royal and The Serpent

i hate this, you're chasing all these young bitches down the drain, pathetic, you're reckless

5 Of Your Exes - VVAVES

you're the kinda guy that can make a girl go crazy, but i don't mean love, i actually lose my mind [...] better watch out if you think he's mr. right

Deal With It - Ashnikko

emotional maturity for dummies, i don't have the time to pretend you're funny

Acting Like That - Yungblud

you're way too hot to be acting like that

Vanilla - The Maine

you're boring, face it, at your best you're still basic

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) - Taylor Swift

i was never good at telling jokes, but the punchline goes "i'll get older, but your lovers stay my age"

Careless Whisper - George Michael

i'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm. though it's easy to pretend, i know you're not a fool

Sick Little Games - All Time Low

oh my god, I'm such a terrible mess, i'm turned on by the tabloids, you would never have guessed that I'm a sucker for their gossip. man, I take it too far

Queen of Broken Hearts - blackbear

i'm the queen of broken hearts, break you in a thousand parts

Heul Doch - SXTN

heul doch. ich weiß ja, es gibt so viel' schlimme sachen, bruder. heul doch. halt dein' kopf hoch, du wirst es schaffen, bruder. heul doch. trockne deine Tränen mit dei'm Pelz, heul doch, heul doch

Modern Day Cain - I Don't Know How But They Found Me

So now you've done a little wrong and you need to be forgiven by the Vicar and the company you keep. and then you conjure up a fiction, to get the pretty girl to listen. This is the sin, that I will confess to release myself from consequence and everyone can tell