#I feel severely uncomfortable dressing in something that doesn't feel like myself which is kinda weird bc IM A COSPLAYER

[sso-montana]

You guys remember that interview I mentioned and yeah I'm having a different one tmrw and I was trying to pick out an outfit and all I could hear in my head was "WHORE. YOU'RE A WHORE. NONE OF YOUR CLOTHES ARE SUITABLE FOR A SERIOUS SETTING"

I might have taken the "I'm going to dress how I like and what I feel comfortable in" too literally

[cat3ch1sm]

🌳| lolz im away rn so i queued this post- enjoy ily<33 (slight tw i think)

random phantom troupe headcanons

· the phantom troupe will not sexually assault ppl. like ever- they find it disgusting. they'll sic feitan on you, they'll kill ur whole family, they'll steal ur most precious heirlooms- but they will not commit any sexual crimes, and especially don't condone pedophilia (which is one of the reasons why none of them are fond of hisoka lmao)

· sometimes on missions, they'll have to seduce targets for information- but they won't let shizuku go any further than flirt with someone. they think she's a little too young to try anything yet

· pakunoda is really good at baking for some reason- sometimes she'll show up w random pastries for the troupe lol

· machi low-key has a thing for shizuku. like it's almost impossible to tell but she'll sometimes sidle closer to her during meetings or "accidentally" bump into her just to help her pick up her stuff

· feitan sometimes sleeps w stuffed animals when he's all alone, it makes him feel safe

· this is for sure an obvious one but paku has had quite a few nip slips. whenever it happens there's always someone that casually walks over and stands in front of her while she fixes it

· phinks and uvo jokingly call paku "mommy" bc duh

· chrollo always threatens to fire everyone bc whenever hisoka goes off somewhere they always beg him over and over to let them kill him

· kalluto is a little too fond of cross-dressing and doesn't care if someone accidentally calls him a girl

· nobunaga says "that's gay" whenever something he thinks is stupid or just doesn't like happens

· shizuku overshares like a lot, to the point where the other Spiders get uncomfortable- and it's worse bc she never remembers sharing anything so she does it again the next day

· chrollo randomly goes into those big Catholic cathedrals and just sits there dramatically with the sun shining through the stained glass windows. he thinks he looks mysterious and enchanting but everyone else is just creeped out

· illumi doesn't say otherwise if someone says that he and hisoka are like a romantic thing. not that he actually has feelings for hisoka but he just doesnt really care

· little kids really like feitan for like no reason. they'll be all like "wow your mask is so cool!" and he'll literally stand there and panic while the kids stare up at him like he's the coolest person on the planet (although who's to say he isn't😐)

· the entire phantom troupe is just so over kurapika. like they've kinda put the uvo thing in the past and a lot of them are very annoyed that the chain user is still looking for revenge

· bonolenov can't get vaccinated or anything bc WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS VEINS

· kortopi is kinda the outcast of the group. he doesn't have much fighting ability and his appearance is a little eerie so most of the members are just inclined to ignore him

· paku loves(would love? ;( ) to dress kalluto up like one of those lolita girls on Pinterest

· kalluto kinda clings to illumi or chrollo bc he wants approval from someone, illumi and chrollo are both ok with it

· shalnark and shizuku follow on_a_downward_spiral on ig

· shalnark is a major insomniac

· who knows who but several members of the troupe have had romantic/sexual encounters w one another

· every last member is very touch-starved

· franklin puts his earlobes in a ponytail sometimes

· shalnark cannot hear shit when he's listening to music with his headphones on

· nobunaga says "im gonna kill myself" at any minor inconvenience

· phinks and nobunaga watch kids shows just to criticize them and yell at the tv

· machi gets seriously irritable and crabby when she's hungry

· she also fantasizes about kicking hisoka in the balls

· shalnark has repeatedly asked (would have 😐) illumi if he and hisoka are actually getting married

· paku kinda shipped killugon