#I feel like Polnareff is 'my type' adjacent
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#I feel like Polnareff is 'my type' adjacent#like he's so bitchy and lame which are things I value in a man#but he doesn't have the kindness in his heart that my other fictional crushes have#don't get me wrong he has kindness just... not as much#so maybe not bf material by my standards but I absolutely want this man whimpering beneath me on my bed#which has got me thinking that I should definitely make another one of these kinds of blogs when I'm done with this one#maybe hunter x hunter?#jean pierre polnareff#stardust crusaders#jojo's bizarre adventure
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-> Fic Masterlist <- (Fandoms A-G | Fandoms H-Z)
Harry Potter [Original series, FBAWTFT, Marauders]
Soft-Spoken; Theseus Scamander + Reader who struggles with compliments [GN]
Eye of the Storm; Theseus Scamander x Veela!Reader [GN]
Blasted Minotaur; Theseus lulls the reader to sleep with the story of Theseus & the Minotaur [GN]
Nobody’s Fault but my Own; Molly finds a letter Percy wrote to Fred after his death
Dear Freddie; the letter mentioned in Nobody's Fault but my Own
Piss Off; Ron x Draco; Draco only knows how to flirt by pissing the other person off
Marauders Headcanons + some Lily & Regulus sprinkled in
Regulus & his Hufflebuddy [GN]
Dysphoria’s a bitch, huh?; Regulus Black helps to protect other trans students at Hogwarts
Belly Scratches; Headcanons around how Padfoot reacts to belly scratches and how the Marauders lean into it
Pack Animals; Remus is one of the lycanthropy specialists that Enid's parents sent her to
Meow?; Regulus discovers Remus' secret and decides to help in his own way by becoming an animagus himself
Grrrr?; Regulus asks out Remus on a date, revealing that he's the black cat shadowing the Marauders. Sequel to Meow?
Succor; Remus renounces his magic until Regulus shows up with a job proposition
R.A.B; Sirius, after leaving home is surprised to find his brother on the Knight Express
Hermitcraft SMP
Na-Scar; Retired nascar driver! Scar helps train Grian to win a race/bet against Mumbo
JJBA
How the Stardust Crusader react to y/n being trans
I’m Small: Jotaro discovers that Reader is an age regressor [Male]
Mimicry; Jotaro & Reader have a relationship akin to Wreck It Ralph & Vanellope von Schweetz [GN]
Allergens; Reader finds out Jotaro’s allergic to cats [GN]
Toi, moi, un rendez-vous?; Reader learns French so they can ask Polnareff on a date in his native tongue [GN]
The Artist’s Muse; Y/n discovers what Noriaki spends so much time drawing [Fem]
Kuroko's Basketball
Doge; Kagami's fear of dogs get in the way of y/n's service dog so y/n takes it upon themselves to help him with said fear [GN]
Marvel
Serpentine; poem about Loki
MCYT Adjacent
I’m Home Again; Dad!Corpse
NWTB
Rivets; My attempt at making one of those Youtube egos
Obey Me!
Bah Bah Black Sheep; Mc has a nightmare where they're the sheep character in Catherine and die trying to complete the obstacle course. Waking up, they go seek their beloved demon. [GN]
Astronomy themed nicknames Belphegor calls Mc [GN]
One Piece [anime, & live action]
Red Bottoms; Strawhats + whether I think they can successfully walk in heels
Strawhats + reacting to reader cupping their face [GN]
Strip Poker…but w/ Peppers?; Sanji and Zoro compete for y/n's affections over a sinister game of strip poker, suggested by the cook [Fem]
Do You Have a Light?; Sanji & Zoro react to Reader smoking for the first time [GN]
Take It Off; Zoro catches trans! reader over-binding [Male]
Stoic; Reader goes to Sanji for comfort after becoming fed up with Zoro's methods of comforting them [Male]
Could Just Eat You Alive; reader agrees to being Sanji's meal [Fem]
Relaxed, Squishy. Flexed, Hard; Reader asks Sanji while drunk why his muscles are so squishy [GN]
Moth to a Flame; Sanji jumpscares touch-starved reader with touch [Male]
Feel My Heartbeat Beat Beat; Soulmate au where Sanji can sense reader’s heartbeat [GN]
Ohhhhh Waaaaitttteerrrr; Reader is a customer at the Baratie & has to tell Sanji their order turned out wrong [GN]
Vignettes; Vignettes revolving Sanji and Reader's sex life [GN]
Cramps; Reader has PCOS and finally experiences cramps. Not knowing how to deal with them, they confide in Nami [Fem]
Sweet Treat; Where Reader is the type that doesn't want for anything...or where Sanji takes this personally and coaxes them into making a request for the menu [GN]
Nice to Meet Ya; Reader accidentally bumps into Sir Crocodile while buying groceries. Crocodile offers to buy a replacement as an excuse to talk to them more [GN]
Avoidance; Strawhats + s/o who avoids eye contact like the plague
Needy Little Thing; Reader is clingy and wants to cum. Or where Zoro takes care of them. (Fem]
Warm Summer's Day; Ace comes across a sleeping Reader. Thing is it's summer yet they're still using a winter duvet. [GN]
He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not; Sanji not knowing how to court men, accidentally causes some gender dysphoria for y/n [Trans Male]
Ouran High School Host Club
Two Peas in a Pod; Mori-senpai x reader who like him, doesn't talk a lot [GN]
Outlander
Pineapple…on Pizza? Why?; Oneshot about Jamie trying pineapple pizza [GN]
Resident Evil
Cat Eyed; Reader helps Vendetta! Leon apply his eyeliner [GN]
Tiddies; Reader coerces Leon into letting them play with his tits [GN]
That Girl is Poison; Reader attempts to poison Leon [Fem]
Everyone Grows Old; Reader’s self-conscious about their gray hairs, Leon comforts them [GN]
Food Guarding; Leon adopts dog hybrid! reader who deals with food guarding as a result of previous abusive owners [GN]
Sidemen + Troops
Mrs All American; Hcs bout Reader being an American [GN]
Mom Friend; Reader makes breakfast for the Sidemen crew [GN]
Fruit Gushers; Trans male reader is on their period [Male]
Welcome to Jackass; The bit/scene from Jackass 4.5 where Steve-O tries advertising his condoms by filling them w/ sewage from his RV but insert the Sidemen instead
Scary Dog Privileges; Sidemen's reaction to y/n having scary dog privileges [GN]
Hey, Catch!; Reader has dyspraxia [GN]
I’m Not Angry Anymore; Cal falls asleep to Harry singing
Friendly Neighborhood Poltergeist; a poltergeist starts following Lux around [Fem]
Fat, Funny Friend; Behz consoles reader after finding them broken down after a particularly bad day [Male]
Who Let the Dogs Out; Reader's trying to reel in their dog or where Ethan thinks they're catcalling them
When the Sun loves the Moon; Harry's had a crush on his next door neighbor y/n for a while but has been too much of a chicken to talk to her until Simon encourages him to invite her over [Fem]
Touch Starved Harry
Caregiver; JJ & Simon are Reader's caregivers, Reader's an age regressor [GN]
Why So Sad?; Simon accidentally scares y/n while they're already regressed, making them further regress into headspace and JJ takes care of them. Sequel to Caregivers. [GN]
Absolutely Stunning; Simon tries on lingerie for JJ
Dad; 4x the Sidemen called Josh ‘Dad’
Enthralled; Tobi doesn't let Reader do work related stuff during their movie night [GN]
Stranger Things
Barbie; Y/n beats Munson at his own game of name 3 songs
What’s Wrong with my Speech?; Reader goes w/ Eleven to speech therapy
We Bare Bears
Stuffies; Ice Bear notices y/n’s beloved stuffy finally needs to be replaced [GN]
Wednesday
Pack Animals; Remus is one of the lycanthropy specialists that Enid's parents sent her to
Studyblr?; Tyler finally finds the time to strike up a conversation with a regular, y/n, an infamous studyblr blogger on tumblr
X-Men
Mother-hen; Reader w/ mother-hen vibes or Logan who slowly warms up to Reader’s attempts to take care of him [GN]
Kitsune; Kurt Wagner x Fox/Kitsune! Reader Hcs [GN]
Cancels Out; Rogue discovers Reader's mutation while giving them a tour of the school. Reader's able to nullify other mutant's abilities [GN]
#masterlist#masterpost#fic masterlist#mcu#obey me#opla#outlander#ouran host club#resident evil#sidemen#stranger things#we bare bears#wednesday netflix#long post#hp series#jjba
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#OHHHH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT TO QUEUE THESE UP#for context it's 8:21 the day of. if I had slept in any more it would've been joever#anyways I feel like Mista is “my type” adjacent like Polnareff but he just barely misses the mark#which means I'd smash but it's not like the way I'd smash say Phoenix Wright#guido mista#golden wind#jojo's bizarre adventure
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