#I don't watch Drive to Survive much but I'm sick and the Renault episode is on
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There has been talk that Daniel left Renault to go to McLaren because of internal politics and a messy management dynamic in the team but no. The real reason Daniel left was because he understood that a driver-team principal dynamic filled to the brim with salacious, beautiful nosed, sad honey-amber eyed, olive skinned, authentic Mediterranean sexual tension that he shared with Cyril would simply have broken the space time continuum. Him sticking around with Cyril who obviously deeply loved him would have been too much. Which is why he had to uproot himself and sign up to be in that shitbox papaya with that ugly fraud Mak Frown. Daniel did that so the scales of the universe don't tip due to all that collective beauty being in one place.
#I don't watch Drive to Survive much but I'm sick and the Renault episode is on#Cyril my beloved#I will [redacted] for you to [redacted] till we [redacted] and I [redacted] and we [redacted] and you [redacted]#These two boys would have been sooo BEAUTIFUL lord knew he couldn't let that shit roll for too long#And lets not forget#Renault Daniel was the hottest Daniel has ever been#The black and yellow suited him#His curls were gorgeous#His beard was lush#Bee Daniel best Daniel#Its a good thing I never got to see Cyril & Daniel in the same room together because the urge to be eiffel towered [signal cuts to static]#Daniel Ricciardo#DR3#Formula 1#renault#F1#Cyril Abiteboul#Formula 1 2020#mclaren#zak brown
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