#I don't really know what I'm doinggg

[sleepyhazee]

Autumn Afternoons 🍂

[m4rs-ex3]

ALLLL RIGHTY YALL

if u haven't already seen.............. guys i was late i was fucking late for the panel give me a break

BUT here is a play by play of everything from the second i got in

[A GOOD CHUNK OF THE SECRET SCENE] if you saw this post within the first few *hours you got to see but you know what? they got to me i don't wanna be the snitch (i did on accident but its the though that counts)

opeli is being led blindfolded (which we see from opeli's pov. riveting visuals i tell you) by soren to the ✨secret meeting location✨

when she comments on the fact that it is literally just callum's office soren shuts her up bless him

opeli's like "DID BAIT GIVE BIRTH??!?!?" and soren's like no these are "rescue baits" and opeli gives them the greatest fucking look i can't even describe it to you

you've seen that leak "look it's the pearl :D""WHA""yep he's in there :)))))"

rayla says it like "per-al." just thought you should know

soren suggests forming a Fellowship of the Pearl and going to throw it into a volcano i fucking hate this show

they're all debating what to do with it meanwhile the most cryptic-ass shots of callum with the pearl like we get it he's fucked (i take it back i want more)

they finally get to him and he's like "uh????? destroy it obviously?????"

he suggests--and these are 100% his words (not actually cuz u know but its the general idea)--"smash it? throw it off a cliff? take a big ol axe and just--KA CHOP." i love him so much

rayla asks how they know it won't just release him

the way callum is so confused and conflicted and he just says "i... i don't know" oh my god by precious baby

cool ass top-down to the pearl whirlpool esq transtion into the next scene hello??

zym is being emo at a painting of his mother (the one from 4x03 yeah they just stitched that shit up it's all good)

ezran's like. huh. we oughtta do smth abt this

callum is Thinking Thoughts on the turrets(?? yk where soren does his lunges) and tossin the rune cube when he sees the star rune light up......................................

it's stella stella's there and the way he reacts to her is so precious 😭 he's not the step dad he's the dad who stepped up type shit

enter rayla "they told me u would be up here brooding"

(in a tragic turn of events the rayllum of this scene had my brain fuzzy so i can't remember a few chunks here and there have pity my brain has rotten)

callum's like "we have to do something i'm scared he's gonna use me. i know what we need to do ok we need to go to the starscraper"

it's honestly hilarious the way he says "and *WE.* should go" he's like "don't be gettin any ideas now this is an us thing"

and then ohoho "they have something there for you, too" (THAT was an exact quote)

he's like "PLSPLSPLS i've studied star magic i know the spells i know the runes i just need the quasar diamonds!! LET ME FREE UR PARENTS AND RUNAAN PLEAAAASSSSEEEE"

rayla is veryyyyyy opposed she's like "NO i want to help my parents as much as you"--honestly i don't think ANYONE wants to as much as him--"but i don't want my biases to affect that" BIASES?!??!! like that was the word she used i can't stop thinking about it

zym has entered his wolf child era his ass is HOWLING at the moon

soren hears him and goes "aww little guy misses his mom :((( sometimes i wonder where my mom is...." WHAT AWHAT WHAT AWHAT PJARDON SAY IT AGIAN YOU WAHGTS SAY IT AGIAND HUAH HUWH A

ok. yeah callum does not have pajamas BUT I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES HERE????????????? HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OFFICE

THAT COUCH THING THAT THEY WERE ON WHEN RAYLA CAME BACK IN 4x03???? HES JUST SLEEPING ON IT I CANT MY GUY WHAT R U DOINGGG

in other news

bruv is tossing and turning and then just. ~stops.~ this can only mean good things (i think you know where i'm going with this)

he sits up. hobbles over to the door. there was a really cool transition (can u tell i respect the cinematography) and he's in the cellar holding the pearl.

he wakes up in aaravos' prison and is like "well this looks neat!" until he sees the mirror and screams and wakes up. when he realizes where he is he goes "what have i done" dude you fell asleep?? god he's never sleeping again (<- me when i lie 😈)

the description we got of this next scene did NOT do it justice it was fucking incredible

callum kicks down the fucking door (not actually) screaming for rayla

rayla TUMBLES OUT OF BED ON TO THE FLOOR, pillows in hands and unafraid to use them

"WHOA. HEY HEY ITS OKAY ITS ME! it's just me rayla. it's me. callum" i feel like he was saying the same 5 words for 7 hours it was beautiful

rayla: "callum?? jeez i could have-" *looks at pillows*

callum giggles the cutest fucking giggle and says something along the lines of "yeah, it would've hurt real bad :)"

oh yeah DE-LAYERED PONYTAIL RAYLA CONFIRMEDED??!?!?!?!?!

she sits back on the bed and my guy KNEELS DOWN AT THE CORNER OF THE BED TO PICK UP HER STUFF BEFORE HE SITS DOWN NEXT TO HER and they say chivalry is dead romance was birthed and ended with this scene

he tells her about it and she goes "callum, you're exhausted. you had a nightmare. if i thought you were in any real danger you know i would-" and then ironically i forget the same line that the person from nycc did wouldja look at that

can i just mention how close they were sitting in this scene i mean i jsut thikn i should mention hwo clo

yada yada he has a lightbulb and runs off with her blanket

the iconic "i know stella.. he took our blankie :("

god knows why barius is up in the middle of the night whispering sweet nothings to his jelly tarts

callum comes in with a certain proposition mwuhahaha

rayla comes into his office and sees his aesthetic ass sewing by fireside and graciously says "ah i get it! you're taking your mind off things by peacefully knitting" so iconic for both of them

callum explains that he's stitching runes to create a protection spell when barius comes in with the """"""""pearl""""""""""

rayla DIVES in front of callum and says "what r you doing get that thing AWAY from him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she got SO protective SO fast it was blessed

callum's like au contraire 😈

ok so obviously we had all heard about the fake pearl but. you know that one guy who makes insane sculptures out of nothing but chocolate? that's what they did the pearl is brown sludge with a candy coating 💀 i'm losing my mind that is so funny to me

so yeah with the decoy out the real pearl is protected by--and callum literally said this--"a magic blankie >:)"

he also pops in to tell ez and omg GUYS BAIT HAS HIS OWN LITTLE ROYAL CANOPY BED ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

dawn in the courtyard--ez is saying goodbye to soren, zym, and pyrrah who are going to look for zubeia (i almost just typed zendaya i need sleep) and callum and rayla who r going to the starscraper

my roman empire is this: callum was acting all eepy and then when they get going hE RESTS HIS HEAD ON RAYLA'S BACK AND FALLS ASLEEP. I CANNOT FUCKING MAKE THIS UP IT WAS PHENOMENAL SHE LOOKED SO FUCKING HAPPY I I I I I I HAKJSDHFKJASHFDKJHSADKFHKJASHFIHASEKFH

on a slightly lower note

scene from teaser except they did cut a couple lines in the teaser. mainly just terry going "didn't see you there,, cuz i was asleep. with my eyes closed"

he does not in fact get impaled but claudia tells him she's gonna leave him first and does just that

as she's going omfg terry's cries and pleas and "I LOVE YOU"s and "I WILL WAIT. I WILL WAIT HERE FOR YOU" was absolutely insane idk what was in the air in that recording studio but shout out to ben

i am so tired goodbye!

[vintagesage123]

Fired Gojo x Reader

its been 2 years but i'm back, see you in another two maybe

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That was it, really. No thank you for the years of torture no i'm sorry for all the stress i've put you through over the last 5 years of your life, no of course not, the asshole couldn't even come and tell me he was firing me himself.

All i was provided with was the cardboard box that I was supposed to put my things in. Fuck that, if they want me gone they can pack it them self. I've spent 5 years working my ass off in this company, i'm not spending another second in this hell hole.

16 hours later:

Something does't feel right, my head feels as if my brain is fighting to get out, my legs are like jelly, the hot body pressed to me from behind, and oh yeah that man's arm around me. Wait who the hell is that? ''Good morning sexy'' he smirks against my neck. Oh shit, i know that voice, I can already see that smirk just by the tone of his voice. Please tell me i didn't sleep with my old boss, please tell me i didn't sleep with Gojo Satoru.

i turn slowly around and see him, those blue eyes meet mine, still smiling of course. ''so... you wanna order in or should we go out?'' Oh no.

8 hours earlier

There was a banging on my door, I didn't order food did i?. I'm pretty drunk but i think id remember that. Slowly i peep through the hole in my door and see none other than Gojo. Fuck fuck fuck. What if I just pretend i'm not home?

''I know your in there'' Fuck my life.

I groan and open the door '' what do you want?''

''Nice outfit'' i'm wearing a hoodie and pj shorts. He pushes past me into my apartment. ''I have your stuff''

''What stuff?''

''The stuff you left on your desk before you stormed out, obviously'' he puts the box down on my kitchen island.

''Oh well why didn't you just get one of your underlings to bring it, like the way you got one of them to fire me'' i say ''and I also didn't storm out''

''You didn't storm out? then why did James tell me you cursed him out and oh... stormed out'' he laughs at his own joke.

''Whatever, we are done now, i don't have to pretend I like you and you can hire some early twenties bimbo to take my place''

He leans back on the island ''okay firstly'' he holds one finger up ''I didn't fire you for that reason, but thanks for the bimbo tip'' he holds his second finger up ''secondly if i wanted some eye candy I would have kept you, and your also good at your job so that's a bonus''

I step in front of him still a bit flustered from his comment ''Then why did you fire me''

''Your attitude'' he smirks

''My attitude'' i laugh at that ''my attitude, you were the one calling me at 3:30am to see if i could finish the work you didn't bother to get done, and i always got it done''

He leans down to my face ''You did, not very well but you did''

This ass ''Maybe because I don't have a business degree, and oh, IT WAS THREE THIRTY OR LATER''

''Yeahhhh, maybe that's why, anyways, whatcha doinggg'' he looks past my shoulder and sees the half drank bottle of alcohol ''Rough night huh''

''Fuck off'' I make my way to my couch and pour myself another drink.

''Woah, i thought your attitude was bad before, now your a full blown bitch. Keep that up and you might turn me on'' he makes his way over to sit beside me and pours himself a drink''

''What the hell is wrong with you'' i laugh.

''Oh my God'' he looks to me shocked.

''What, what is it!?'' i freeze.

''Your face doesn't crack when you smile''

''What is wrong with you, seriously, i thought there was an axe murder behind me'' I exhale.

He grabs the remote ''what are we watching, fight club, planet of the apes ohhh bullet train?''

I think of telling him to go home but that would be more work than just dealing with his presence ''uhhh bullet train''

It's about an hour in. He has spread himself out on the couch, the bottle's empty and we are pretty drunk. In this light hes kinda hot, well he was always hot, but tonight is the first time iv'e actually looked, like really looked. As I'm looking at him he catches me in the side of his eye. Oh no hes going to make a big deal out of this isn't he''

''See something you like'' he smirks

''Yeah Aaron Taylor Johnson is pretty hot''

''Anything else you like?'' he looks at me with that big cheshire grin.

''I mean Brad Pitt is pretty nice to look at'' he rolls his eyes at that. I almost feel like laughing.

''Sure you don't see anything else'' he grabs my thigh. What the fuck.

''No not really'' i gulp, there's no hiding how nervous i am now.

''Just relax, we've both had a pretty shitty day, why not relax?'' he lifts his hand up higher until hes almost touching me. Oh my god.

''If i say yes this doesn't mean anything, okay'' Is this a good idea, probably not, but i'm drunk and really fucking horny so fuck it.

He pulls me onto his lap ''You say no its a no, you say yes its a yes, you say its nothing then its nothing, what you say goes''

''Fuck it'' i pull him down to me and kiss him, and oh fuck he tastes good, like mint and alcohol.

He's holding me by my hips and grinding me down onto him, hes already hard ''fuck your so hot'' he says making his way down my neck. He picks me up from under my thighs ''where is your bedroom''

''Straight down the hall first left'' he drops me on the bed and crawls between my legs slowly pulling my shorts and panties down.

''Fuck, how long has it been baby, your soaking'' i really don't want to give him that answer, so I ignore him.

He puts his tongue on my lips and i already feel like i'm about to burst and he hasn't even gone near my clit ''Satoru'' i moan.

''How long baby, i wont lick you again if you don't tell me''

This asshole ''I don't know like...three years''

His smile drops ''how are you alive''

''Not all of us have a sex addiction'' he licks my clit this time and fuccckkk.

''I don't have a sex addiction'' he keeps licking''

''How many times have you called me late at night to 'leave to deal with a work emergency' because you wanted to get away from a woman'' he nips my thigh. ''Ow Satoru'' i hiss.

''I love it when you say my name'' he slides two fingers in me and it doesn't take him long to find that spot.

My legs start to shake and my thighs clamp around his head and then i'm seeing stars. Fuck i'm cumming already. He's good, easily my best, ill never tell him that of course.

When i think he's done he keeps going, overstimulating me ''wait Satoru, it's to much'' i moan out.

''How are you supposed to expect me to stop when you say my name like that, anyways I need to get you ready for me'' not long after he says that does he draw circles on my clit with that magic tongue and fuck i'm seeing stars again.

''Satoru'' i moan. Finally he pulls away from me. He pulls my hoodie over my head and see's i'm not wearing anything under it.

''Fuckkkkkk'' he kisses my neck and make his way down to my nipple and takes the left one in his mouth, letting me grind myself on his thigh.

He pulls himself back up to kneel in between my thighs ''I to be in you'' he pulls his fly down ''do you have protection''

''I haven't had sex in four years, so no'' this idiot

He smiles at me, what the hell is he smiling at ''thought you said three years''

''Shut up'' i grit out ''i'm on the pill, just pull out''

I've never seen this man smile more than after that sentence ''fuck yes baby'' he rips off his shirt and pulls down his sweatpants and fuck, no wonder these women keep coming back, easily 8 inches and fat to. Maybe he was right in making sure i was ready, this one time he was right.

''You ready baby'' he says stroking himself and lining himself up to my entrance.

I nod and that's all the confirmation he needs, he pushes himself in all the way ''fuckkkk baby your so fucking tight'' and fuckkkkk, hes right again, It's hitting just right, no man's fingers let alone his cock could hit that deep, but here the one man i thought I'd never sleep with is eight inches deep and i'm loving every second of it.

He starts thrusting at a slowed pace but doesn't take long to build up a rough fast pace. He lifts my legs up to my shoulder's and if i didn't think he was hitting the spot before, he sure is now.

He's not shy about showing how he enjoys sex, hes moaning and grunting just as much as me and it's turning me on more than i've ever been turned on before. He throws his head back in pure bliss ''Fuck baby, where is it''

I can't even think when hes hammering into that spot ''where's what'' i moan in between his thrusts.

''Your vibrator, you haven't had a cock in four years, you definitely have one'' he smiles. I stare at him in shock, how does know that.

''Em, in the nightstand'' without pulling out he grabs the bullet from the nightstand and puts it over my left nipple ''FUCK'' i moan.

Slowly he brings the vibrator down to my clit and in less than a minute i'm seeing stars. He doesn't stop there, he keeps abusing that spot and my clit. The only noises in the room is our skin and moans and before long i'm coming around him again. ''Fuck baby your so hot when you cum''

Tears are streaming down my face from the overstimulation, fuck its all to much, hes to much. ''Come on baby, just one more beautiful'' he lets my legs down and lays above me ''your so sexy baby he says kissing my neck comforting me ''your okay just give me one more''

''Satoru'' i moan and i'm cumming with him.

8 hours later:

Oh yeah that happened

note:

This is the second story i've written so the grammar and pacing might be a bit off but hope you enjoy and please id love some constructive criticism.

another note:

In this story i talked about pulling out, if your having sex pulling out doesn't work, please be careful and use protection.

[cinamun]

It's kinda weird to see the mention of the hoe/bitch thing in that way cause its like 3/4 of the time i talk to my sisters/besties/close friends/etc, i'd always have a hoe/bitch in my sentence just because and its like they know it doesn't mean what it should. it just like:

"Hoe, What is you doinggg???!" or "Bitch that's fake as hell"

i forget we're not all the same.

And seeing all that Jerri and Indya had been through, also knowing that Jerri is the older one, She's must've seen so shit her lil sis hasn't even seen. Of course with all her trauma it can be expected to act a certain way when it comes to your family members (no i'm not excusing the robbing, etc)

Also nonny you speak as if Jerri is a horrible person to her family cause like.....why is she unfit to be a parent......is the cutie being neglected/hurt? is Jerri's Wife being abused? So WHY is it that YOU think Jerri isn't good enough to be a parent? Yeah i got it she's a pimp but its not like we see her taking her baby out on the streets when she's on her job (Help me out here Cin)....So why have you decided that it's fair that these loving (the only thing we've seen) parents have to be separated from their baby?

You make Jerri out to be this bad aunt too but when has she ever truly been a bad aunt (no we not talking about the weed)

I don't like how you're sounding here nonny......it's giving.........alot of things that doesn't need to be given

Anyways Cin, stay giving us this quality content....you got these nonnies real mad because of real problems that they don't seem to think exits. *muah*

Good morning friend! Nothing like waking up to some facts with my coffee. Is it bad that I don't remember if Jerri is the older one? I think Jerri is younger but had to play the older sister because that's just how protective she is about her family. She's the type of person you want in your family because, just like Dira said "WHERE IS MY BROTHER!" when it was time to throw down, I can imagine her easily also saying "WHERE IS MY AUNTIE!". Some people are just riders like that and they are the most loyal, dedicated people. If we really crack it open, isn't Darren the same way? How easily we forget....

As someone mentioned last night, Jerri isn't even a pimp. Jerri works in POM and is damn good at it. We are sex positive here damn it lmfao. Anyway, good points my friend, imma go finish this coffee because... whew! what a night!

[cheridraws]

For the ask game: 9, 13, 24, 25, 29, 30

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twirls my hair :3

9. what calms you down?

Usually pacing and or rambling to myself/others, its a good way to get out all my emotions. Since I don't usually like ranting at people though I usually just wind up pacing around my bedroom and yapping about it lmao. If not that, then I usually try to distract myself with stuff I know I like (videos, oc stuff, art, etc)

13. what’s your comfort food?

AGH tough question! My relationship with food is real weird lol- but as of right now I'd say grilled cheeses or alfredo :D

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

Hrrrmm, it depends on how much energy I have. Usually though, I either draw (this is. where my 8hr drawing sessions usually stem from LMAO) and talking to friends (or at least just listening to them jabber in calls). Sometimes I just lay in the floor and stare at the ceiling. Basically I just repeat the stuff I do to calm myself down lol

25. what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

(mm I see what you're doinggg hehee)

This one I'm. not entirely sure on! I rarely really receive stuff, so I'm not sure what my preferences are lol. Honestly, just getting gifts makes my heart go doki doki since it makes me feel really good to know someone!! wanted to get me a thing!! I'll treasure anything :D

29. morning, afternoon or night?

Probably nights. They're the one time I get time to myself lol, and there's something so peaceful about the world after midnight :D

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

Mm... tough question. Hard to say

The smell of tobacco and Velveta mac 'n cheese. Ice cream and shitty gas stations. Laughter, most of the time (as sappy as that sounds): I like making people laugh. That smell that you get when you wake up really early in the morning, when the sun has just risen, and everything is all misty and coolish. Bluegrass

There's probably more, but I'd write an essay of sappiness if I rambled on too long lol

[myloveforhergoeson]

noooo dak what are u doinggg?? at least the hollywood party empress of hollywood had a good time despite getting stood up (and yes ! carlos-roxy moment !!! hell yeah!)

i was gonna ask about unreleased btr songs and if ur gonna include roxy writing any of them! but since thats already answered with shot in the dark (almost forgot that song existed tbh lol) are there any non-btr songs that you feel roxy wouldve written? maybe in her pre-btr days? (with as much/as little spoilers you wanna share of course....)

dak... :(((

at least our girl is pretty good at making the best of bad situations as long as her friends are around to help! (there's another fun roxy-carlos moment next chapter, by pure coincidence)

i was like super worried no one would remember shot in the dark bc it kinda sucks tbh i understand why it wasn't released... but i felt it worked out situationally and since rox isn't feeling 100% its def not going to be the best song she's ever written! with as little spoilers as possible, there will be non-btr songs written by miss roxy but as we saw in the last chapter, gustavo isn't thrilled with the idea of her either marketing herself to other producers as a songwriter or even simply offering up her songs to other artists. in order for this to happen, she needs to have some sort of conversation with him about that and a launching point where she thinks her songwriting talents are going to be more useful elsewhere than in rocque records... yikes!

as i kinda talked about in one of our previous asks, i am certainly not a songwriter so i wont be including anything of my own writing more than maybe a few fudged or changed lines by roxy here and there which will ultimately end up being polished as she writing process continues (like what was happening with "halfway there" last chapter).

also! there's a whole wealth of unreleased btr demos listed on the fan wiki and available for free on youtube that i've been exploring. i don't really think that any of them will end up in the story just because they're not as well known - if known at all - as the songs on their albums. plus i'm going to do my best to work in at least a few of the the songs on albums 2 and 3 that didn't make it into the show... but you never know! i've still got soooo much to write before this story is over!!

as for her pre-btr days... we all know she was in a band that broke up due to the other members taking some of her songs and trying to pass them off as their own... and she did submit a 15 song portfolio at the beginning of this story to her boss who ultimately decided not to do anything with it... hm... i wonder if that'll ever come back...

[banggyu0308]

AH- THERE'S A WORD FOR THIGH FUCKING IF YOU GUYS WANT IT AND DK IT- IT'S 'INTERCRURAL' AND YEAH I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED WITH THIS BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER



okay and yes these are all so accurate-

we all know yeonjun likes ass, AND THE LAST SENTENCE FOR HIS MADE ME SCREAM CRYSTAL WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGG TO MEEEEE (i personally don't like my butt being touched... like i think i'd warm up to it but it's just personal because my fam has an obsession with butts and it feels like a "mature" thing to do to say no when your mom asks to potch (not the spelling but whatever...) your butt so i just grew out of it ig) (i like my butt though.. so if you wanna touch LMAO-)



SOOBIN WOULD LOVE BOOBS FRFR (on that note... the marks are still there :hand:)

Beomgyu and thighs... fuck... both thigh things are making me so sbfrhjf, because i've been thinking this FOREVER??? I really like my thighs and if Gyu wants to slide between, i'm all for it :hand: (i really need to talk abt thighs with someone because JHABJHXS-)

YES YOU HAVE CRYSTAL XDXD we all know 😂

awh the tummy thing has me giggling and kicking my feet and awwwing (as a big girl, i just want someone to love my tummy and make me feel loved T-T)

CRYSTAL HEAR ME OUT

yeonjun: ass shshwuahwjs

soobin: boobs 100%

beomgyu: thighs >//<

taehyun: boobs heheheheh

hyuka: tummy <3333

MOON YOU'RE SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL

these are so accurate 😳😳

yeonjun being an ass guy makes so much sense, if you wanted to write a research paper about that there's SO much evidence at your disposal. which makes me believe that he'd be into spanking for sure like i imagine him taking a dom role just so he can put you over his knee and spank you until you're crying and your ass is sore and on one hand, he doesn't like to see you cry so much but on the other hand, the pain he's inflicting on you is SO pleasurable for him and he knows you like it too 😳 after he's done delivering his punishment, he rubs some cooling lotion on the impact spot and you melt against his touch as he makes it all better <3

i love that the general consensus is that soobin's a boobs guy to his core lol as expected of our anime club president i can imagine him being so shy about it though like you're rummaging through your closet while he watches you get dressed and you can't find a single thing to wear so he suggests something low cut and you're already running late, so you say why not and wear it but soobin can't tear his eyes away from your cleavage and by the time you get home, he's pulling you onto his lap so he can bury his face in your tits and grab and squeeze them in his big hands. size kink can also come into this 😳 he's obsessed with how your boobs fill his hands,,

i know we just discussed gyu and thighs but i must add more!! imagine he has you against the wall and he's flush against you, you're slightly bent over and his cock is shoved between the tight space between your thighs. he thrusts his cock in and out and grips your thighs so tightly that his fingers are leaving indents in the softness of your thighs. he's groaning and panting in your ear as he fucks your thighs and uses them to get off and when he cums all over the backs of your thighs, he marvels at the mess he made on your body and decides to take a quick picture before he helps you get cleaned up 🤭

i've talked enough about taehyun's boob fixation to last a century so i won't add anything here, we all know what i think at this point 😭😭😭

kai being a tummy guy is soooo cute! i've talked about this briefly before but i think he would absolutely love your tummy. he likes rubbing it after sex and i think he'd like tummy bulge too 😳😳 seeing the outline of his cock in your stomach sends him over the edge every time no fail. he'd really like missionary or any position on your back so he can grope your tummy or even fucking you from behind so he can grab your tummy in that position too. whatever position you start in, you're gonna end up on your back so he can jerk himself off and cum all over your stomach and make you into his own personal toaster strudel (yes i've made this joke before and i'll make it again dammit)

[monkiementor]

Hello. how are you? can you do a red son x sister! Reader? I can imagine him being a bit protective when it comes to MK and the others and even more protective when it comes to the Lady Bone Demon.

I'm doinggg goood, tryin to catch up on missing worrrk ! and sure !!

Siblings! <3

Redson x sibling gn reader [fluff]

Redson treats you with respect, he doesn't follow you around a lot but he does check on you from time to time making sure you're alright. But when it comes to MK and Mei hanging out with you, he's protective. You guys don't have many friends besides MK and Mei. Well, Redson doesn't see them as his friends but you do.

"Hey, Reader! Wanna go jump off that building and see who can land the safest?!"

"Sure!"

"Absolutely, NOT!"

He's scared they might hurt you or take advantage of you in some way and that's why he's so protective. He's just worried about what if something happens to you. And he worries about you being alone. So he's always at your side whenever the two of you are together with them. When the four of you go out to eat at Pigsy's, he'll sit right beside you and make sure everyone is okay and no one tries anything funny. With Wukong, Redson will never let you be around him by yourself because he knows how dangerous Wukong is. [in his opinion]

He doesn't want you to end up under a mountain like father nor does he want him to hurt you, even if the world is ending Redson will never let you interact with Wukong. He doesn't trust him at all. So he'll always make sure that you're always within arm's reach of him. Redson knows how much you're a fan of Wukong and he hates that it would cost you your life. He doesn't want that. So yes, Redson is very protective of you and he will protect you as long as you need him to. He's really REALLY protective of you when it comes to LBD, he saw what it did to your guy's father. So if it hurts you he'd rather die than let anyone hurt you and if you ever get hurt by LBD then Redson will make damn sure she regret hurting you. Even if it means killing her. He cares about you a lot and you're the only family member that loves hanging out with him. You love talking and building and rebuilding things with him it makes him happy, really happy. He also enjoys listening to you rant about any random shit you read while he sits and does his work. You love watching him do things. He's really proud of you for doing what you love.

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[valiantlyweepingdreamer]

For the fanfic writer asks, 1, 5, 7, 13, and 38? Love you! Hope you feel better soon! ❤️

Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.

I...don't know?I have written everything from crack to soul-crushing, and enjoyed them all. I guess I wouldn't really say I have a comfort zone. Every single thing I share is pulling me out of an extremely well established comfort zone, regardless of the content.

5. Share one of your strengths.

Ew. Is this a job interview? /t /lh

Hmmmmm. I'm exceptionally good at creating OCs that are universally hated, and while it may be kind of an odd thing to be proud of, I am proud of it.

7. Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

From Ain't Nothing Funny When a Soldier Cries:

"Somewhere deep inside, Willie felt guilty for even comparing the two. Maybe the choice had been taken out of Luke’s hands. He hadn’t been any more ready to be under the willow tree than his friends had been to put him there. The pain of losing Luke had been quick, sharp – as though someone had run straight through his heart with a sword.

The pain of Julie choosing to cut them out of her life felt like someone had grabbed that sword and pulled it out, centimeter by centimeter, being sure to twist it as they did so."

This...gosh, I legitimately don't even know where it came from, but as soon as the words were there, I knew they were perfect. That entire fic, a collab with a couple of amazing people, is something I'm proud of, but those lines... they nearly broke me, even as I wrote them.

13. What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across?

Okay, so I get teased for it, but I tend to hyperfixate on little things (generally to prevent me from actually having to write something new). So I found something, I don't remember if it was Tumblr or Pinterest or FB or what, but it said that if you can't think of a word, type ELEPHANT and go on. That way you don't break your rhythm by searching for a single word, and at the end, you can do a "find" command and worry about filling those spots in. It's helped me a lot!

38. Talk about a review that made your day.

I know everyone says it, but literally every (positive) review just absolutely makes my heart soar. While I was looking for the snippet for 7, though, I was reminded of this one, which just.....I don't know whether I want to laugh, cry or what, but it definitely improved my mood. CW: Contains spoilers for Ain't Nothing Funny When a Soldier Cries. Also...swearing.

"

GENUINELY, just……. what is wrong with you people? (this is /affectionate BUT STILL WHAT THE HELL GUYS)

Like… the entire process of you writing this slash torturing me with it I was like, what could they possibly be doing, but what you were DOINGGG was creating this INSANE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WORLD WHERE ALL IS JUST COMPLEX, HEARTWRENCHING, EMOTIONAL PAIN?????? Like you were all honestly out here writing all this BEAUTIFUL shit and then sending me angel gifs and halo emojis????

YOU’RE EVIL, CLAIM IT AND BE PROUD OF IT, BECAUSE THIS WAS SUCH AN AMAZING FIC. I am actually so upset that I will never be able to read this for the first time again, because it was such a whirlwind (made even better by yelling at you guys in our group chat – RIP to robyn when she wakes up to like, 800 missed messages)

YOUR TALENT AND APATHY IS HONESTLY SO ADMIRABLE YET OFFENSIVE AT THE SAME TIME LIKE DAMN GUYS GO AWAY ALSO NOW THAT I’M OFFICALLY DONE I HATE YOU EVEN MORE BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAID TO EACH OTHER WHEN THEY REUINTED"

[faithinlouisfuture]

i know I'm right😌!!! but can you get high on cough medicine really? i don't know. though I've heard that you do fall asleep quicker. so you should have slept by now, what are you doinggg???

You may be right, it’s meant to make you drowsy not high. What am I doing? If I only knew anon, if I only knew 🫠

[nerdsramble]

Things are really weird and I don't know what I'm doinggg 🤘