#I don't like jemily sorry guys

[urmomslonelycryptid69]

William lamontagne slander is NOT accepted

He loved JJ so so so much like come on

He told her that she was their children's hero, and that she was HIS hero like hello?????

He's not even hating on her about her job he is supportive like????? He's just worried like bro come on

[mrs-weasley-reid]

JULY REC FICS

Hello, my sweets!! I wanted to try something out to provide my full and utter support to all the amazing writers I've come across in the form of monthly rec fics (starting this month). Join me in giving them love through comments and reblogs. It really is a joy to hear how you're doing as a writer. It makes up for all the angst we write lol

I will be going based on what I've read recently and not by the date the fic was posted. And the number of fics will depend on how much I've read the entire month. Also, please respect these writers. Some contents are 18+, so MINORS should not be interacting in any way, especially when the authors themselves specify it.

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Spencer Reid

✿ a question unasked by @easy-there-leftovers ↳ SOOOO ADORABLE. I'm a workaholic craze gal, so it speaks to me on a silly level.

✿ missing the happy hormone by @lavenderspence ↳ I'm a sucker for Spencer fluff this month, what can I say? This fic Tina made had my waterworks going on for about a minute because it's so sweet

✿ desk duty by @reiderwriter ↳ All you have to know is the amount of evil laugh I made while reading this

✿ the theory of love by @ophelia-is-complex ↳ Genuine intimacy is quite a challenge to write, but THIS ONE, this one had me in a sappy mood

✿ like nothing matters by @cerisereids ↳ gagged and had to pause the reading so many times because HELLO— had me spiraling at work

✿ the devils disguise by @qlossytbh ↳ I said I sobbed a little bit, but I actually cried so much I ended up taking a nap and felt better afterward. It's all fluff, though, don't get me wrong. I'm just very dramatic when the red devil's on the clock

✿ not so funny by @reidmania ↳ Angsty, that made me wanna start a fight with some random twiggy tall guy. Sooooo good!

✿ cloaked in passions touch by @raekensluver ↳ If you don't like Spencer's hands, you're fucking lying to yourself!!!!!

✿ language of devotion by @gghostwriter ↳ I'm in love with reid, and this fic just had me stumbling back onto his lap like a good gal

✿ this req response by @mandarinmoons ↳ Sorry, I'm not sure what the title is, but it's so adorable and got me to go to work, so kind of a lifesaver tbh

✿ hallucinate by @gghostwriter ↳ Oooo, this one was so cute, hehe. Honestly, I lean towards Spencer fluff lately just because I've been too overstimulated with work this past month, so READ THIS ONE ITS CUTE

✿ it's golden, like daylight by @dudeitiskarev ↳ I actually felt like I was reader the entire time I read this. It's well-written and so adorable and something that should be framed in a museum

✿ much ado about nothing series by @incognit0slut ↳ binged it all morning, and I was whipped !!! It's ongoing, so if I have to wait, so does everybody else

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Aaron Hotchner

✦ choiceless hope series by @hotchfiles ↳ This series had me rolling over my bed on a Saturday. A lot of feelings getting played (mostly mine)

✦ beanstalk by @solardrop ↳ I kid you not; I was giggling like a weirdo when I read it. And that itself deserves the recommendation.

✦ too busy being yours by @hotchfiles ↳ Lari knows how to get a sick gal to giggle. I love bau!rossi!reader. I love Rossi as reader's dad, so I enjoyed it more than I thought I would

✦ ignorance by infatuation by @boneblushed ↳ Oh, this one was a nice snack while on my break at work. LOVED IT SO MUCH

✦ hungover by @basketonthedoorstepofthefbi ↳ Mmmm, such a good read! Plus Jemily is there sooooo

✦ from across the bar by @hotchscoffeecup ↳ Evil laugh ensues. A nice cuppa of some good ole kinky stuff

✦ doomed by @hotchfiles ↳ guys, I stopped my car in the middle of driving home just to read it, so it's THAT good. Honestly, I strongly encourage everyone to read all of Lari's works! She's my writer crush, if none of you realized it by now

✦ a bunch of cuties in love by @lavenderspence ↳ hehehehehehe this definitely did not remind me of that one older guy I used to flirt with who had an adorable younger brother that I babysat🤭

✦ schrodinger's cat by @none-of-your-bullshit ↳ angst on a Saturday morning is like taking a shot of soju before 11 am, and this one felt like it <3

how about you also comment your top 3 fave fics for this month to spread more love to our great writers?

[venusbyline]

Reddish ࿐ྂ Kinktober. 11, oct.

— pairing: Emily Prentiss x girlfriend!reader x Jennifer "JJ" Jareau

— type: smut, Kinktober (Criminal Minds Edition)

— kink: threesome FFF

— summary: You and JJ accidentally woke up Emily during the night and both of you have to apologize to her properly.

— word count: 2.1k

— tags/warnings: kinktober 11th day, female!reader, Jemily!married couple, threesome (female/female/female), throuple, scissoring/tribadism, fingering, oral (female receiving), overstimulation, face-sitting, praise kink, light degradation, squirting, hair-pulling, finger sucking, nipple play, breast worship, butt worship, curse words, argument, safeword (no use), age gap (older women/younger woman), mommy kink, voyeurism, grumpy x sunshine x sunshine, canon divergence, Mistress!Prentiss, Mommy!JJ, dom!Prentiss, switch!JJ, sub!reader. no use of y/n. english is not my first language.

— tagging list: @thatredlipped-classic @purplehaze206 @ehedrick012110 @hotchsmutrecs @slutcakes00 @emma-e-a @helo1281917

— crossposting: AO3

Emily was sleeping soundly after a stressful case. Her body tense under the covers, her sleep disturbed with random nightmares. Random victims. Random Unsubs. Anything that was bizarre enough for a BAU agent.

She was trying to hold on to her sleep despite the macabre dreams. Bad sleep was still better than nothing. A peaceful night was a gift she had not felt in a long time, and she did not plan on letting it go.

At least not until she heard the soft moans that sounded from the other bed in the hotel room.

Emily huffed, turning to her side and placing the pillow over her face with a failed attempt to remain focused on simply lying down and sleeping. She was not in the mood to listen to you and JJ having fun when she was so tense, when her body was disturbing her due so much stress.

As selfish as it was, Emily wanted the two of you to just shut up so she could go back to sleep, which was impossible when she started hearing the slick sounds of your pussy rubbing together with JJ's. "You guys are so fucking annoying, you know that?" The older agent grunted, gripping the pillow tighter, finding it increasingly impossible to muffle the sounds when the other two women seemed so focused on climaxing.

"S-sorry, Mistress..." You managed to whimper, feeling a little bad for waking Emily, but your hands remained on JJ's hips as the blonde spread her legs a little wider to have more flexibility to move herself.

Taking a deep breath, Emily removed the pillow from her face and turned to look at both of you, having a perfect view of JJ smirking to her while holding your leg open, her breasts bouncing as she moved. Emily could not observe you very clearly in that position, but she knew you were lying down and also naked, your hands grabbing JJ's hips and encouraging her to go faster. "You're being too soft on her. I bet she was the one who woke you up just because she couldn't sleep." Emily declared to JJ, who let out a little chuckle, knowing that her wife was right.

"Oh, you know our little girl... always so needy." JJ purred, stopping moving and watching your eyes widen at the break in expectation. You were so close to cum and she just denied you that out of nowhere.

"NO!" You sobbed, trying to rub against her but not being able to get it right underneath her. "Please, Mommy! Please!"

JJ reassured you, stroking the top of your head as she got off of you, your swollen and soaked pussy being quite a sight. She knew how much you needed that orgasm, but she also knew that annoying Emily was not very smart. "You already came once this night, little girl."

Emily rolled her eyes when you whimpered at JJ's argument. "A greedy whore." She grumbled, sitting on the bed and crossing her arms. "You're spoiling her too much. That's why she's like that. Always like a bitch in heat." She did not seem to mind when you lifted your head back, a sad pout on your reddened lips. "Don't give me that look. I was trying to sleep and you woke me up with your pathetic moans."

JJ watched the slight argument between his wife and their girlfriend with some amusement. The blonde stroked your hair for a moment longer before looking at Emily. "You're tense." She argued and Emily snorted, but remained silent, looking away at the room windows. "Now that you're awake, maybe we both should apologize to you for disturbing your sleep."

An excited look appeared on your face as Emily raised an eyebrow, considering the situation for a few seconds before sighing, patting the bed. "Okay, come here."

You got up from JJ's bed quickly, making the blonde laugh as you approached Emily's bed, your body naked, cheeks flushed and hair disheveled. Not even Emily could hide her smile as she caressed your face when you sat down in front of her.

You leaned closer to her hand, pouting sadly when she let go of your face and gestured for JJ to come closer, which her wife did without blinking. When the two of you were already sitting in front of Emily. She pulled JJ by her long hair, grabbing the blonde strands tightly and bringing her wife's lips to hers. You watched it all, rubbing your thighs together as Emily used her other hand to press JJ's breast, the soft skin squeezing and leaving a brief palm-shaped rosy mark.

When Emily left the blonde to look at her again, you let out a sigh when you saw the thread of saliva that connected their lips. "You ate her out." Emily tsked at JJ when she noticed your pussy's taste during the kiss, then turned to you. "Is that how you came the first time, little girl? With Jennifer's pretty lips on that greedy little pussy of yours?"

She said with a mocking tone and you nodded pathetically, opening your legs so the two women could get a view of your pussy, your own fingers beginning to trace circles on your clit to tease Emily further.

"Spoiled cunt..." She growled, hearing your giggle as she grabbed you by the hair too, before ordering. "I want you to eat me out while I taste Jennifer." She warned beforehand and you nodded in anticipation. You do not worry about the possibility of not cumming for the second time that night. You knew Emily too well to know that even if she was annoyed that you had disturbed her sleep, she was not going to deny you an extra orgasm. Emily Prentiss was not as heartless as she pretended to be.

You settled between her legs, pulling her pajama down, smirking at both the lack of panties and the sight of her dark pubic hair glistening with her arousal. Emily lay down and straightened up better, spreading her legs so you could be more comfortable, while JJ stayed next to her for a while, taking off Emily's shirt and kissing her lips for the second time.

You smiled when JJ's fingers connected with Emily's nipples, her breasts fuller than JJ's but with less pointed nipples. When Emily moaned as soon as JJ started caressing her soft mounds, you took that as good encouragement to begin your task. You left soft kisses on Emily's thighs, her skin shivering due the contrast of your mouth on her thigh and the rougher way JJ caressed her.

"Be a good girl and don't tease me..." Emily scolded you with a sigh, grabbing your hair once again so you could get closer to her already wet pussy.

"Did you get horny like that just listening to us scissoring?" You teased, earning a low growl from Emily and a giggle from JJ.

"Don't tease our Mistress." The blonde said, leaning down enough so she could take Emily's pink nipple into her mouth, licking it and looking at her with amused eyes as the older woman sighed with pleasure.

Your tongue teased Emily's wet folds, savoring the sweet taste of her juices that were dripping while JJ sucked Emily's breasts, her face buried there like a starving woman. You ran your lips through the dark hairs, licking up the drippings there before returning to the folds, now focusing on her clit. The little bud was already so swollen that Emily moaned loudly when your lips closed around it, sucking lightly. "Holy shit..." She arched her back upwards, growling when JJ took the opportunity to nibble on her sensitive breast. “You fucking whore.” Emily gripped JJ's long blonde hair, and you watched JJ's teasing actions weaken while you sucked Emily's clit.

"Sorry, Mistress." She whispered hushedly, her mouth now kissing Emily's collarbone apologetically, a more submissive version that only Emily could get out of her.

Instead of answer to her first, Emily turned to you, stroking your hair as you batted your eyelashes, your little mouth now reddish from sucking her clit. "Use your fingers, princess."

The soft pet name made you smile and nodded, resting your lips for a few moments and using your thumb to apply gentle circles there. Emily bit her lip, and played with your hair as if you were her loyal puppy. "Good girl..." She whispered, sticking her fingers inside your mouth so you could close your eyes and suck them for a few minutes, but without losing focus on your goal. With your thumb still rubbing her clit, you stuck two fingers inside Emily's hole, not daring to go gently, because you knew how much she liked rough sex.

"Damn, little girl... You're so good for me..." Emily moaned, looking at JJ with a little smirk. "Come here..."

JJ returned the smirk and adjusted herself into the necessary position, each of her legs on one side of Emily's head before slowly lowering herself down, a loud sigh escaping when Emily wasted no time and began licking her pink pussy, the nails painted red squeezing and scratching the blonde's breasts.

Unlike you, JJ had not cum yet, but her core was already wet and sensitive from rubbing against yours before Emily woke up. Despite not having reached any orgasm, JJ was stimulated enough that Emily's licks made her start to moan loudly, her hips riding faster, the tip of her wife's nose causing a delightful friction on her clit.

Without stopping the moves of two fingers inside Emily, you lowered yourself to taste her again, enjoying her moans muffled by JJ's pussy. It was quite a sight. From where you were positioned, you could see JJ sitting on Emily's face, her beautiful ass wiggling on top of the brunette.

You held yourself back from squeezing JJ's buttocks, and instead you chose to increase the speed of your hand, the fingering becoming so fast that Emily had to take her mouth off her wife's clit for a few seconds to moan loudly, her walls tightening your fingers before she cums hard while you sucked her bud too.

Not waiting for Emily to recover from her orgasm, you continued tasting her juices, just as JJ pulled her hair to bring her face back between her legs. Emily was a little bewildered by the situation. An orgasm by itself would not make her so exhausted, but she had only recently woken up, so her view was still blurry when she let you and JJ use her practically like a sex doll, the blonde rubbing her own pussy on Emily's face without much care and you fingerfucking her pussy and licked up her release that continued to flow.

Emily would definitely think about a severe punishment for you two later, but at that moment she allowed her girls to do whatever you want. When she noticed that JJ's moans were starting to get louder and her ride started to lose rhythm, Emily gently slapped you on the head, which left you a little confused at the moment, worried that she was trying to signal the safeword, but your fear went away when she raised one knee, the habitual position made you sigh in relief and you placed a soft kiss on her leg before fitting yourself there, your wet pussy meeting hers sensitive and almost sore.

You knew Emily was already very overstimulated, so your movements were gentler, rubbing against her gently and whining, one of your hands holding her hip and the other squeezing your own breasts. It did not take long for JJ to moan Emily's name and cum, squirting on her wife's face and making you cum right away after that view.

Just as you scissoring your clit against Emily's again to prolong your new recently reached orgasm, JJ also pushed her luck, rubbing her soaked pussy all over the brunette's face, panting and laying down next to her right after.

You sighed by the overstimulation and got off of Emily, seeing her cheeks flushed and wet from JJ's squirt and also seeing how reddish her pussy was now. You placed a soft kiss there that made her shiver. "That's enough, princess." JJ scolded you and stroked Emily's damp hair, making you pouted sadly, but nodding and lying down on Emily's other side.

"Thanks, Mommy. Thanks, Mistress." You whispered to both of them, placing a soft kiss on Emily's lips, which she responded with a weak tired smile. "You want me to draw us a bath?"

Emily slowly shook her head, stroking your hair. "Don't. Right now I just wanna rest and sleep next to my two favorite girls." She smiled at you and then at JJ, letting each of you settle in next to her, the smell of sex filling the hotel room, even though neither of you cared. JJ placed Emily's head on her own chest, caressing her black hair and you hugged the brunette's waist, head resting on her shoulder until the three of you fell asleep.

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[mx-loar-tev]

So, about that fic idea of time traveller/serial killer JJ...

I'm toying with plot ideas.

1. Who would end up on her kill list?

Hastings, Askari and Doyle are the one that would take priority in S6. There are also the ones that JJ would feel the most justified to kill.

Izzy, the bank robbers and the other guy (forgot his name) in Hit/Run would definitely anger her so much that she could decide to preemptively get rid of them before they attack the bank in Washington. Not only she almost lost Will (the guy got shot and almost blown up twice), her son was taken hostage and she had to violently fight in front of him in their home. Her maternal instincts might push her to kill Izzy at the very least. Especially if she had already murdered three people in cold blood before that.

I'd need to rewatch the show, especially seasons 6 to 8 to see who could be on her kill list, but there's another name that come to mind: Diane Turner, the woman that stalked and killed Maeve. JJ had seen how devastated Spence had been after Meave's death, so of course she would do everything to save her and give them the opportunity to date.

The replicator is also someone that could be on the list. After all he tried to kill them all and succeeded with Strauss. I don't think JJ liked Strauss that much, even after she got sober, but the section chief is still "one of them". She also saw what Strauss' death did on Rossi, and for that only the replicator deserves to be on the list. He might not be her easiest target though.

2. About the cases:

With the amount of cases she worked on for over a decade, I think it would be hard for her to remember and keep track of it all. I'm sure she'd try to use the Intel she remembers to help with the case and save more victims, but the load of work that would come from trying to PREVENT all these crimes from happening is way to much for a single person.

Maybe there's some cases that sticked to her though, maybe she could focus on these ones if she wants to prevent them. But she can't save everyone and I'm sure it'd impact her mood severely to realise that.

I think she has a notebook written in code where she put every nugget of informations she can remember, along with ideas of how to approach each situation.

3. The butterfly effect.

Each time she changes something, kills someone that would have lived in the original time line, it has unpredictable repercussions. After a while, it would be hard to predict for JJ what would happen then. And sure, saving people's life is good. But there's no way to predict if someone else isn't going to hurt the person JJ just saved. Or just create an chain of events that would ends in tears and pain. It think at some point JJ would be overwhelmed by it all.

4. Lying to the team.

We know JJ is a great liar. Probably the best liar in the team. Her teammates failed countless times to see through her lies. But no one is perfect, especially with the amount of lies JJ would need to keep track of. I'm not sure yet how she would react from the worried and/or suspicious stares from her teammates. She'd be in a lot of pressure, that's for sure, so maybe she might slip at some point. And when you're surrounded by profiler, that can be a fatal mistake.

5. Her pregnancy.

If she killed Askari and Hastings before her humvee was blown and she miscarried, she probably would have given birth to that child. Her pregnancy and taking care of a newborn would impact the story and her ability to keep going with her mission.

6. Romance.

Sorry, I needed to put that here.

I'm quite flexible on who I ship JJ with. I'm a die-hard jemily shipper, I'll admit, but I think Will is okay even if he's not perfect.

I don't like writing Will as a bad guy, but that doesn't mean I can't write them breaking up for some reasons (JJ's odd behaviour since she arrived in the past and went on a killing spree might damage her marriage.) So that's a possibility, I guess.

But I also love the idea of polyamory. Though I'm already going that route in the fic I'm currently writing so I might want to try something else.

I could just not focus on a ship. Not every fic needs to be shippy. After all, the main interest of this fic is JJ, her psychology, the way she interacts with everyone in her life. There'd also be a huge chunk focusing on motherhood since she'd be pregnant.

Thinking about it, JJ being aromantic is something I haven't explored yet. That could be fun to write.

I haven't decided what I gonna do in that department yet.

7. How it'll end.

Or more exactly, what tone do I want to give to that story?

I mean, it'll probably be dark. But do I want a happy ending for JJ?

Even if she feels justified, what she does is morally blackish grey. That plus the weight of the lies and the amount of work that double life would require would be enough to burn her out. Once she stepped into the darkness it would be a downward spiral.

On the other hand, I like the idea of girlboss JJ being a successful charitable hitman/vigilante. I want her to have a little Deadpool vibe (sans sexual jokes and 4th wall breaking). I want her to find a confortable place where she's okay with what she's doing, even if it requires unsavoury methods.

Regardless of her state of mind, should the story end badly for her? Would her teammates find out about her? Would they arrest her? Would she escape? Would she be killed?

Or would she thrive in her new side work and remain undetected by her fellow profilers?

Would she stay at the BAU, considering she had become an unsub herself?

Do I want a happy ending? A sad one? A bittersweet one?

Thanks for reading through my musings.

If you have ideas or want to discuss that story, feel free to leave a comment/reblog and comment/send me an ask.

[ro-presents-jenniferjareaushorts]

REQUESTED

jennifer jareau x black!femme!reader

includes derek and savannah morgan, emily prentiss, luke alvez, tara lewis, emily prentiss, matt simmons, penelope garcia and spencer reid. no mentions of rossi or the others. mentions will.

After two years of dating JJ, mostly behind closed doors, you finally meet JJ's friends.

Basic fluff

Unspecified age gap, but reader is an adult. Reader is related to Savannah. Mentions of divorce. Mentions of coming out. Nondescript mentions of sexual conduct. Mentions of drunkenness. Hints at past-Jemily. No use of Y/N.

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not really sure how i feel about this. sorry. it's not my favorite thing, and can't say im super proud of it tbh. but, it kind of helped my rut.

JJ found herself tinkering with the watch on her wrist. Tonight was going to be an important night. You were finally meeting the team. It had been on the books for weeks, and it had taken months for you to have been able to mention it with her eyes nearing jumping out of their sockets. They were her family, after all. And, you? You were special. She wasn't sure what she was worried most about, them not liking you or you not liking them.

She sighs, pushing herself off the frame of the front door. You should have been out of the bathroom right now.

"Are you almost ready?"

You dropped your arms, just enough that the mascara in your hands is no longer close to your eye. She's called out to you, not even five minutes ago. Three minutes was generous, even. It was starting to get a bit, frustrating.

"Jennifer!" You call back with nothing else to really say after. You just want her to hear in your tone how tired you are of her asking. After a moment, you hear footsteps, and you huff. She steps into the bathroom, and you look up in the mirror. She's ready, and she looks good. Casual enough, jeans and teeshirt. Her make up was minimal, but she looked gorgeous, as usual. You speak up before she does, "Baby, stop bugging me. I'm getting ready, okay? We finna go to a bar, not a dinner reservation. Can you just stop rushing me?"

JJ ignores the question, zeroing in on your middle statement. "Exactly, we are going to a bar to meet them. So, what's all this? You don't have to go all out for them."

"You should know better than to think I'm getting gussied up for anyone but me." You retort, finishing up your mascara.

"You look beautiful, already," she sighs, leaning against the bathroom doorframe, "Can't you just, wrap it up? Your makeup looks about done."

You twist the cap back on your mascara and look up at her with a smile as you know what you're about to say is not going to be music to her ears. "My makeup is done. Now, I have to do my hair."

JJ groans, turning her body away from you. Her back, now, flat against the frame, she leans back against it. Eyes closed with a deep exhale, she slides down a wall. You have the most beautiful, artful head of hair ever. And, damn, if you didn't do a damn good job about making it into any masterpiece you wanted. But, God, did it take forever. She texts her team that you guys are going to be a little late, tells that they she would like them to meet you while they are at least mostly sober.

Emily reads JJ's text and sighs. She slides her phone into her back pocket, annoucing, "Beers only, for now, guys. They're going to be here a little late, and JJ wants us to be fairly sober when they get here."

Matt takes a swig of his bottle, "Did she say how long they were gonna be?"

"Uh, no, but she said her girlfriend was doing her hair," Emily answers, shrugging, "So, it shouldn't be too much longer." Derek and Savannah exchange looks before laughing. Seeing as Savannah had introduced JJ to you, she and Derek were the only ones who knew anything about you. Including how you looked, and more particularly, knew it would take a bit of time for you to do your hair. Emily squinted, as did the rest of the team, "What's so funny?"

Savannah amused, shakes her head while Derek answers through his laughter, "Nothing, I'm just saying that, if JJ wants us to be sober when they show up then we should switch to water."

The team talks amongst themselves, enjoying their night out. The first night out in a while, that they've gotten to enjoy Derek and Savannah's company. So, they make the most of it, while they wait. In fact, they were having such a good time, they had completely lost track of how long they had been waiting. The filled their drinking gap alternating between beers and water, and occassionally, ordering a round of shots. Then, the door opens, and Penelope gasps about someone so gorgeous she felt blinded. The team follows her line of sight, set directly on the door. As Savannah jumps up excitedly and moves around Derek to approach you, JJ walks in right behind you, after having just held the door for you. You grab her hand the moment she's close enough.

"Damn," Luke exhales, "JJ's girlfriend is.." He trails off, catching himself before he finds himself on the recieving end of pointed looks and the back Garcia's hand smacking his chest.

Maybe it's because he cut himself off, maybe it's because everyone's too busy staring with their jaws knocking between their ankles but neither reactions come. Instead, they just hum along while Emily lets out a quiet, "Tell me about it."

Derek laughs, "Pick your jaws up off the floor before they get here and JJ catches your eyes."

Matt is the first pull his eyes away and thus, respond. "Aw, c'mon, JJ doesn't really strike me as the possessive type."

Emily, getting flashbacks from years ago, tears her eyes away from the couple, getting this far away look in her eye as she murmurs, "Oh, yes, she is."

Matt, Luke and Tara give her a curious look as Reid, Derek and Garcia exchange looks because they know where Emily's mind went. Before Emily went to London, things between the two of them, made team nights out really uncomfortable sometimes. Even moreso, when Will was with them, confused as they were. How JJ didn't realize she was gay until two years ago will forever be something that confuses them. When they get closer, they stand in anticipation to greet the stunning couple. When they are within earshot, the group clammers over the sound of each other's voices to greet JJ, who's arm is tight on your waist because Luke still has that glazed over look in his eye when he looks at you. Dumbstruck and in love, and your body is going to pay the cost of that later.

"I'm sorry we're late," JJ says, after greeting her team back.

You smile, "It takes work to be this pretty."

"No, it doesn't," JJ argues, "You're always that beautiful."

Penelope squeals, "You guys are so cute." She locks eyes on you, pointing, "You, you are gorgeous."

You laugh, extending your hand to her, "You must be Garcia," and when she excitedly confirms, shaking your hand with a vigor you should have been expecting but was still surprised by, you introduce yourself to her. Letting go of her hand, Emily introduces herself to you and you make your way around the group. Before getting around to Derek and hugging him instead of shaking his hand.

"Oh, so you know two know each other?" Emily asks.

JJ's eyes sparkle as she bites back a laugh, looking at Derek and Savannah both, "You guys didn't tell them?"

Reid squints, "What was he supposed to tell us?"

"You were being so secretive about your relationship, I didn't say a thing." He answers.

You answer Reid, "They," pointing to Derek and Savannah, "introduced us."

"Wait," Tara asks, motioning between you and Derek and Savannah, "So, how is it that you know each other."

JJ immediately goes cherry red as you look at her, seeing if she would be willing to answer since she brought it up, and all. You laugh. She's still mildly embarrassed, certainly not ashamed, but it's still a fact that flusters her.

"She," you start, pointing to Savannah, "is my Aunt." Derek laughs as jaws drop and JJ's eyes become wide and glued to the floor. Luke and Tara start making cradle robbing jokes at JJ's expense, and you didn't think it was possible for her to become more red, but she did. You defend her, "To be fair, it took me six months of relentlessness for her to see me as the adult woman that I am, so please, hop up off my woman." And, you laugh, but you're kind of serious. You've never loved age gap jokes from the outside, and you weren't comfortable enough yet with JJ's friends for you to find them funny.

Savannah slides back into the conversation, "Okay, also, to be fair, I became an aunt rather early in life. So."

Now, they're dying to know how you two met, exactly. Which makes JJ's blush deepen because she does remember the first time she saw you. You think those six months of your effort was because she didn't see you as a woman, but it was really more because she was trying not to see you as a woman. The moment she saw you, she isn't going to say she fell in love with you, but she definitely imagined herself fucking you. In so many ways, so many positions. She imagined the way your moans and whimpers would sound in her ear, imagined how your sweat and arousal would taste on her tongue.

She had only recently truly realized she liked women; it's why she and Will separated, why he went back to New Orleans, and she hadn't even verbalized her newfound self discovery outloud to herself, much less to anyone else.

Furthermore, she had been leaning heavily on Derek and Savannah during this difficult time, as he and Savannah were helping her out with the boys. So, the very last thing she needed to be doing so imagining all the ways she could possibly having their niece screaming her name, but that's what she was doing. And, your sizing her up and giving her those flirtatious glances did her zero favors. Then, you started giving her more than suggestive glances, and she thought the devil sent you to her. So, not wanting to complicate her friendship with the Morgans, she did her best to keep a respective distance, but you made it so hard every single time she saw you. Because you'd openly wanted her just about as much as she wanted you in her mind.

Eventually, the two of you found yourself to be alone, and JJ did her best, but the chemistry was electric. After six months of trying to do the right thing, she had ended up absolutely railing you in your bedroom. And, you were caught as soon as Derek and Savannah came back home with the kids. So, as JJ blushed and blushed and avoided every eye in the room as you weren't shy about it at all, though, thankfully, you did spare them all the sweetest details.

"A go getter," Matt nodded, thinking back to when he met Kristy, lifting his beer to tip at you, "I respect it."

Emily's mind did some quick math, "Wait, is she the reason you came out?"

"Well," JJ looked at you with that lovesick twinkle in her eyes, "She certainly helped."

"I wasn't sure you would ever come out," Reid chimes in. And, everyone mutters their agreeance. If what Emily, Derek and Penelope are doing can be considered muttering.

"Aye," you speak, defensively. JJ looks slightly offended, and slightly is enough for you to say something, "Some journeys are longer and harder than others. She came out when she was ready."

"Protective, too," Tara notes, looking at JJ, "I like her." And, she's not the only one to say so.

The conversation shifts as they pry to get to know you. Penelope fires a million questions at you, and she's pushy about you answering. Apparently, she had tried to look you up, but you aren't active enough on your socials to give her much insight. She was firing questions at you a mile a minute, and you were just as honest as you needed to be. You were losing track of how many questions you'd answered in this, and sensing your tiredness, JJ slides in to your rescue.

"Penelope," She cuts her off mid question, "This isn't going to be the only time you see her," She gives that smile, the one does when things are tense. Or, when she's nervous. Or, when she's forcing herself to be polite, "Leave some mystery to her."

"Right, right," Penelope concedes, "I'm sorry. I've just waited so long to meet you, and now that I'm meeting you my excitement has not wound down because you're so stunning, and you two are stunning together, and JJ has been so happy. I've never seen JJ this happy, not ever since I've known her, and I didn't even realize she wasn't quite happy until I've seen her truly happy, and seeing her happy just makes me so happy," she leans forward, takes one of your hands in both of hers, "I am so happy that you make her so happy. Thank you for making her so happy."

Your eyes soften as her ramble comes to an end, and when you look at JJ, she's give you that puppy eyed look she only seems to fix on you. You steal a small kiss from her, and Reid averts his eyes out of respect while the rest of the table coos at the two of you like children do.

It makes you keep the kiss short. JJ rolls her eyes when she pulls away and looks back at them, but even so, there's a fondess to the action. She switches the conversation, though. Takes it to something more casual and pulls the focus away from you and y'all's relationship. Things amongst the group settle easy then. You guys have plenty of drinks and you have so much more fun than you expected. You didn't expect things to go badly, but you honestly hadn't expected to mesh with everyone so well.

By the end of the night, the only person good enough to drive is Derek, and you all find yourselves cramming up in his SUV, heading back to his place for an impromptu, drunken sleepover. With the exception of Matt, who has Kristy come and pick him up. When you back to yours and your Aunt Savannah's house, you give Reid, Tara, Luke and Penelope some blankets for them to set themselves up and pass out in the living room while you and JJ go curl up in each other's arms in your room.

"Your friends are nice," you murmur against her neck, drifting off to sleep in her arms.

JJ -- both too tired and too drunk to revel in the newly formed bond between her favorite people -- simply falls asleep right after you with a faint smile on her lips.

[criminalmindswhore]

What just happened?

Jemily!

Emily and JJ had been undercover at a club in LA for almost an hour and nothing seemed to stick out. The rest of the team were watching through the security cameras as a man approached the two of you who were dancing but also profiling. "Hi, ladies!" The two stopped dancing and JJ almost vomited at the scent he gave off. "Which of you lucky ladies wanna come home with me tonight." He leaned against a nearby table and smiled proudly. "Look at their faces, something's off." Morgan pointed out how the female agents were trying to contain their facial expressions. Emily was trying to figure out this guy and JJ immediately recognized the scent, death. "I'm sorry my man but we're both taken." He stood straight up and got angry fast, "So two hot girls, come to the club, not looking for a hookup? That's bullshit, you're lying to me." Emily laughed, "Women are allowed to go out just to dance and have fun together." He shook his head and started talking with his hands rambling on about how the two were sluts for that. JJ eventually stepped in, "You don't ever, call my girlfriend," she grabbed Emily's hand, "a slut. Got it?" The man stopped moving and sighed, "Oh so you're dykes?" The two nodded and an "duh" kind of way. "Even better." He grabbed JJ's wrist and tried to pull her into him. He didn't succeed as Emily punched his wrist to make him let go. "Hotch move in, it's him." Emily spoke. "What the hell? You're cops?" JJ pulled out a pair of handcuffs from her purse, "Actually," she passed them to Emily who now had him face down on the table, "we're FBI."

As the handcuffs clinked shut the rest of the team walked to them and Morgan grabbed the guy, at this point everyone in the club was watching them, some even recording. "Joshua Livingston you are under arrest for the murders of 8 women." As Morgan started the Miranda Rights and walked him out of there, Emily spoke to Hotch, "I'm gonna go take a second in the bathroom before we leave." The team knew she was gay so it was understandable, he called them dykes. Emily was attacked in high school by some kids in Germany. They carved the word dyke into her back. It was small but painful. So she got her first of 4 tattoos. JJ followed her and pushed the door open before Emily could lock it. JJ locked it behind her as Emily laid her head against the wall steaming with anger. "A dyke? Is dyke the worst he could've done? Not a sinner or disgusting, anything would hurt less." JJ was the only one who knew what happened in Germany. Emily started pacing, "Those kids in Germany ruined my life for me. They outed me to my mother and made me develop an eating disorder for pretty much all of college until I got my tattoo." The team stopped in their tracks realizing Emily and JJ left their mics on and they could hear everything. They didn't know what to do, so no one moved. "Emily, I know it's a painful word, but it's just a stupid word. You shouldn't let it affect you this much. Fuck the word."  Emily snickered, "You can't fuck a word Jay." She received a slap on the arm for that. "But seriously thank you JJ."

The two hugged and as they started to pull away, it felt as though someone was pushing them closer together. JJ swallowed as Emily pulled her against her by her waist and started to lean in. JJ met her in the middle and their lips collided. Emily's hands rested on JJ's waist as JJ pulled her hands up to cup the brunette's face and eventually tangled in her hair as the two kissed for what seemed like ages. "What just happened?" Rossi asked as he pulled the earpiece out. "I guess we'll find out soon enough," Spencer said with a smirk and took his out too. The two kissing agents eventually pulled away with swollen lips and breathless. Realization hit Emily a little too late when her eyes landed on the mic pinned to the blonde's dress. "Shit. JJ, our mics." JJ stepped back and picked the mic up to her mouth, Morgan was still standing listening and laughing at the twos realizing the mics were on. "Derek Morgan you're a perv." JJ's voice very loudly came through the earpiece and Morgan winced in pain before ripping it out. The females laughed and walked outside. "You're a jerk." Morgan bluntly stated as they exited the doors. "And you're a perv. Let's go home." They all laughed and flooded into the SUVs no one wanting to talk about the kiss.

[blackbird-brewster]

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I will answer your ask here shortly! But I didn't want you to think I forgot to ask you ✌️❤️😘

[Send my Writer Asks] TY for so many number!! <3

2. talk about a notable time a narrative or character has looked you dead in the eyes and said “fuck your plan, here’s what we’re actually doing.”

Basically any and every fic with JJ in it is this exact thing. JJ is notorious for going off-script and just doing whatever the hell she wants. I have had to re-write entire fic outlines bc of this. She's a nuisance (affectionate).

4. what is the plot bunny you’ve been carrying for the longest? optional bonus question: do you ever wonder why you haven’t written it yet and experience deep existential dread?

I often look at the 4 chapters I wrote for an early season CM fic that's sorta like 'You've Got Mail' (it's a 2006 online dating fic) and lament that I've never finished it. I even *know* the reason why too, it's simply because the coding to do entire chapters in 'e-mail' form on AO3 would require me to build custom skins to make it look like emails and such (yea, I know I don't HAVE to make it look like that, but my brain says You Gotta) and god, I just really hate coding.

5. have you ever made a playlist about something you were writing as an elaborate means to procrastinate when you could have been actually writing and if yes drop a link, son

I currently have over *30* CM character/fanfic related playlists. You should check out this masterlist for all the links plus summaries of each playlist, or just give me a follow on Spotify

12. do you ever have trouble focusing on writing? how do you get around that? 

Sorry, what? I missed the question because I was staring out the window and procrastinating again. The answer -- YES, of course I do. I'm AudHD and I live in a house with three other people, a cat who's an asshole, and on a street where multiple houses are being built. 😭 I try my best to be at my desk at regular hours each week, usually about 10am-4pm M-F. And I close any windows/apps on my laptop that aren't my writing one and put my phone out of reach. Then I set the focus timer on for a designated time and try to write until it goes off. This helps TONS.

13. talk about a writing experience that has pleasantly surprised you.

When I wrote what was supposed to be a Emily/Rebecca hate-sex one-shot, I didn't think anyone would read it. Then, when I expanded it into what became 'Do What I Want (Over What's Right)' I was absolutely blown away by the great convos I had with readers in each chapter's comment section. I even met a new best buddy via that fic! (hiiii @swpf)

30. most inspirational quote you’ve ever read or heard that’s still important to you.

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr Seuss

32. do characters influence your writing style?

Can do, sometimes. My style itself doesn't change all that much, I don't think? I mean, I can look at old fics and see how far I've come since first writing them, but that's less about the characters themself and more about me as a weird little guy.

38. how many stories do you work on at one time?

One. As mentioned above, I'm far too distractable to have multiple-WIP at one time. The exception to this rule is, sometimes, I'll crank out a one-shot while working on a longer project too. But 99% of the time, I only have one WIP going.

47. what story are you most proud of?

Forever and ever, Head Full of Doubt (Jemily, High School AU). That fic explores mental health, friendship, depression, and the pressures of being a teenager. It is my forever proudest achievement as a writer.

57. what is the last thing that a fic made you google when you were reading it?

While reading? Hm, this is gonna sound so petty, but I recently pulled up the fandom wiki to double check a continuity point in a fic. Not because I was judging the author, more because my brain was trying to figure out the timeline they were presenting.

69. how do you write emotional scenes? do you ever feel what the characters feel?

I have such a visceral imagination. I not only see my characters, but I definitely also feel their feels too as part of getting into their heads. When I write emotional scenes, I am usually sobbing myself. On the flip side, my partner knows when I'm writing smut bc my breath gets all soft and short 🫠

83. less is more or more is more?

Do whatever you want forever. Period. No rules, just do you!

84. said: overused or underused?

Again, do whatever you want forever. I use said/replied lots, but I also use more specific indicators to get tone across depending on the conversation and scene.

[dancingdub]

Never Kiss And Tell

Written in Emily's POV. based off SOME events in the beginning of season 6 but I made the rest up.

this contains smut and drinking 18+ ONLY

word count 2.3k

JEMILY FANDOM

It was early, and all I wanted to do was go back to sleep. I was just getting used to having a day off but we all got called into work on a case. I just had a feeling this would be a long one.

After we all got on the jet and talked about some background on the unsub, it felt like only minutes passed before we were landing. Everyone was tense, we only had limited time to find the victims.

After a long 2 days the case was finally closed. Everyone came together and we were able to take home a win. I couldn't help but notice how especially tense jj was. I’ve been trying to keep my eye on her lately, it seems like she's got some extra stressors. I know she had a meeting with the chief and Hotch prior to leaving for this case. They offered her a job at the pentagon and weren't going to take no for an answer, though she respectfully declined. She worked really hard on the last case. She was the reason we got the win, we wouldn’t be a team without her.

It was a long way back to Quantico, my head was pounding. I just really needed a good night's rest. I was able to shut my eyes on the jet, but before I could actually fall asleep we were back. Everyone was dragging back into the office. I finished up some files and got all my stuff together to go home. I noticed Derek and Spencer chatting. I walked over to them and took a seat at Derek's desk, he was standing and Spencer was sitting on my left.

“So what's this news about jj leaving the team?” Derek asked Spencer, then looked at me.

“I had no idea she was going to leave in the first place.” Spencer looked pouty. We all knew how he felt about jj. “She did mention on the jet about a job at the pentagon. They're really trying for her.” I’m pretty sure they were all there for that conversation but I guess not. Jj was in her office but her door was closed. “Maybe you should go talk to her.” Derek said to me, and it didn’t sound like a bad idea. After all, we have been getting closer in the last couple weeks.

“I’ll let you know what she says.” With that, I stood up and made my way over to her office. I gave the door a light knock before opening and peaking inside. Jj was just sitting there with tears in her eyes, staring at her desk.

“Oh jj, I’m sorry, i can come ba-”

“No stay.”

“What happened?” I couldn't bear to see her like this. I just wanted to wrap her up in my arms.

“I have to leave the BAU.”

“What, why?” The look on her face was devastating, and I knew how she felt. We’re a family.

“They’ve given me no choice, I’ll be gone by the end of the week.”

“Oh no jj,” was all I could say before I made my way over to her and hugged her tight. She smelled like flowers, her hair soft against my face.

“You know what, screw them. Do you want to go get a drink with me?” I was hopeful she would say yes.

“Yeah that sounds good actually, I could really use one.” I helped her grab her things and we made our way to my desk.

“So where you ladies going?” Derek asked, obviously hoping for an invite.

“It's a girls night tonight, maybe next time.”

“Damn, I'm holding you to that Prentiss!”

“I can’t go anyway, there's too much stuff to do.” Spencer said, but he never really went anywhere anyway.

“Goodnight guys,” jj said and i just waved goodbye.

We made our way into the parking garage.

“ Do you wanna just follow me?” I asked jj and she nodded. We both got into our cars and made our way to the nearest bar. It was on the cheaper side which I didn't really care about, I just needed a drink.

Once we both settled at the bar, I ordered us 2 whiskey shots. I couldn't help but watch jj throw the shot back before I took my own. Then ordered us each a double shot to sip on.

“ I don’t know what to do Emily, I really don't want to leave the BAU.”

“ Well, did they give you any other options?”

“ I mean, not really.”

“ I’m sorry jj, I wish there was something I could do to help.”

“ I know, it's okay. You guys better still talk to me after I leave.”

“Why wouldn’t we? We all love you jj.”

“ Well I love you too.” she smiled that sweet smile before taking another sip on her drink. Before I could keep track, one sip turned into 3 more doubles. God I was surely feeling it. Jj found herself talking to a couple people at the bar about her job switch. I know she was sad about it, and she was slurring her words. I knew she wouldn't be able to handle as much as me but she just kept throwing it back. I’d actually never seen jj like this, her guard down chatting with a bunch of randoms about work. I was sure to pay close attention, though I was already paying close attention to her. I don’t know what has come over me, but all I know is I want her to come home with me. Jj’s always been a little extra talkative with me, even a little flirty. Maybe this was my last chance before she was gone.

“ Hey Jj, are you almost ready to go?” She turned around and looked at me with the biggest smile on her face.

“ EMILY! Oh Emily. You know I love you right? You know I would never leave you unless I didn’t have a choice right?” She wrapped her arms around my neck but could barely hold herself up.

“ Oh yes I know, but I think it's time to go home.” she sighed and let her arms fall to her side.

“ well can we at least just go back to your place? I don’t want to go home yet. Pretty please Emily?” GOD. she's going to kill me, in a good way.

“Alright c’mon, I’ll drive you back here tomorrow to get your car.”

“Yay! Sleepover at Emily’s!” I don’t think I’ve ever seen her this drunk. She really must be going through it. I paid the rest of the tab and grabbed her hand. I walked her out of the bar and helped her into my car. Once I got to driving, she started singing “who knew” that was playing on the radio. She was being adorable. I couldn’t help but feel the sadness that was disguised underneath the surface, I just wanted to protect her, I just wanted to be with her. It was an overwhelming feeling and I’ve been pushing it back for too long.

Once we got to my apartment I helped her inside and sat her down on the couch.

“Emily! Emily”

“Yes Jj?” I walked over and sat next to her.

“ Do you think I’m pretty?” oh god, I’m in deep now.

“Of course, I think you're beautiful.”

“Really?”

“Yes Jj.”

“Would you ever kiss me?”

“Uh I don’t- I can’t answer that.”

“Why not? I would kiss you.” Oh no.

“ I don’t know if we should do this Jj.” but I so badly wanted to.

“I won’t tell.” she lifted her hand to caress my cheek before leaning in for a kiss.

I hesitated for a moment before meeting my lips with hers. I felt the butterflies in my stomach. I felt like a teenager all over again. She pulled away and looked at me with those full blue eyes before leaning in for another kiss. I just couldn’t help myself. I can’t even remember the last time I’ve been laid let alone kissed, and I’ve never been kissed like this. So soft and gentle, her lips as soft as silk. I moved closer, never breaking the kiss. I grabbed the back of her head, deepening the kiss. She got up and straddled my legs, our lips never parting. Her one hand was in my hair, her other hand on my waist. I grabbed her waist to pull her closer, my tongue in her mouth. After a few moments she started rocking her hips against mine. She wanted me and I wanted her, so badly.

“Bedroom?” I said breathlessly. She nodded and stood up. She walked more stable now, sobering up. Hopefully she wouldn’t change her mind. Hopefully she won’t be mad at me. She swayed with each step, pulling her shirt over her head and throwing it on the floor before we even reached the bedroom. I followed suit, kicking off my shoes and pulling my shirt over my head. She laid on my bed and I made my way on top of her. She knew I was more dominant, she knew I was in control. I began kissing her neck, sucking lightly on each spot after every kiss. I wanted to make tonight last, so I took my time. I knew I wouldn’t get another chance like this. I made my way down her neck, kissing and sucking each collarbone. She was squirming beneath me, her hips rocking into me. I was in a trance, I wanted to kiss every inch of her. I made my way down her stomach, licking down to the top of her pants. She immediately unbuttoned her jeans and I helped her get them off. She was wearing pink panties and she looked so damn tasty.

I kissed over her panties, right over her lips and down to her sex. She was soaked and rocking her hips into my kiss.

“Emily please. I need you now.”

“I’m not ready yet, jj.”

“Please Emily. I need you to fuck me.” she was reaching to take her Panties off so I helped. She was dripping, and it was all for me. I didn’t want to wait, I wanted to taste her perfect pussy. I kissed the inside of her thigh, then dug my teeth into her. She moaned as I licked my tongue across, soothing the sting. I kissed over her pussy again before running my tongue down her slick. She tasted so sweet. I ran my tongue down her slick again and stuck the tip in her. She was beginning to get very vocal and that made me wanna devour her. I did this a third time and stopped at her swollen clit lapping over and over with my tongue.

“Oh Emily, I need more. Please”

I continued to play with her clit driving her mad, her hips bucking against my tongue.

“Emily.” I didn’t stop.

“EMILY PLEASE!” I drove my fingers into her pussy. She said my name again, making me want to fuck her so hard until she passed out. I began pumping my fingers in and out of her. She was grabbing the sheets in her fists, moaning at every stroke. I felt her pussy start to pulse, and I knew she was close, I picked up the pace and began flicking her clit with my tongue as I fucked her, curling my fingers to hit her sweet spot.

“ Emily I’m gonna cum.”

“Cum for me baby.” After two more strokes Jj lost all control. Her legs began to shake, trapping my head between them. I slowed down, riding out the high with her. I pulled out and licked my fingers, she had the best tasting pussy.

“Emily.” she was giving me that look, that she needed something.

“ Are you okay?” I was getting worried. Maybe this was a mistake.

“Sit on my face, now.” Holy shit.

I couldn’t get my pants off fast enough. Once they were finally off she grabbed my shirt and pulled me in for a sloppy kiss, the taste of her still on my lips. She guided me up and slid down so I was spread over her face.

I don’t think she’s ever been with a woman, how could she possibly know- UGH!

Before I could finish any thought her mouth was on me. The warmth of her tongue running up and down my slick.

“God you're so wet.” she spoke in a raspy tone, sending me in a spiral.

She surely knew what she was doing, I’ve never felt this good before. She ran her tongue over my clit and I couldn’t help but thrust my hips. She took that as a sign and did it again and again until my pussy was riding her face. She had both hands on my ass as I rode her tongue. She slowed and let me find my pace.

“Right there, jj. Don't move.” She did as I said and I rode her tongue until I came. My legs could no longer support me and I rolled over to the side of her. We were both breathing heavily. I turned and looked over at her and gave her a kiss, tasting myself on her mouth.

“That was incredible jj. Where did you learn that?”

“ Never kiss and tell.” she smirked and closed her eyes. I pulled the covers up and dozed off.

***

The next morning Jj woke up before me, I felt her rummaging through the room looking for her clothes.

“God, what time is it?” I couldn't even open my eyes.

“It's nearly 6 but I’ve gotta go. Can you drive me to my car?”

I groaned and sat up. I slipped out of bed and threw on my clothes from last night. We made our way out the door and to my car.

The drive was silent and I didn't mind at all, my head was pounding. I pulled up to the bar and parked next to her car. She looked over at me.

“Can we please not tell anyone about this?” she asked.

“Never kiss and tell.”

[satchels-and-socks]

Then They Kissed: the confession

Ships: Jemily and Morica

Warnings: fluff swearing angst and a hand sanitizer dispenser dies

Notes: this is part two of the story I hope that you enjoy sorry that part one was such a cliffhanger. Please let me know how I'm doing right like and reblog if you enjoy the story thank you and have a nice day! Part one is here

Aaron swallowed hard and took David's hand in his own giving it a tight squeeze. You could see the sweat starting to bead down the pale man's face.

"But, we were able to save her. The bullets tore through the spleen that's why she was bleeding so much. If it wasn't for whoever was keeping pressure on her wounds at the scene she would have surely died. We had to remove her spleen but we are all really confident that she's going to make a full recovery. She's in her room now and should be waking up anytime if you guys would like to go and see her. Normally visiting would have ended long ago but seeing you guys were here pretty much all night we are more than willing to make an exception." The doctor said quietly giving them a reassuring smile.

JJ was very quiet staring at her hands. Even though they were clean she still saw the blood. It was all over her hands and even under her fingernails. But it wasn't really there she knew that because Emily was the one that had to make her stop scrubbing her hands she was scrubbing them raw.

Everyone except for JJ were quick to jump to their feet. They all filed in behind Aaron who was right behind the doctor. David lagged behind and watch everybody except for JJ leave.

JJ seemed lost in her own little world staring at her hands.

David sits beside of her putting his left arm around her shoulders.

"You still see the blood don't you? Look at me kiddo it's not there. What you did saved her life you know." David said softly.

JJ nodded her head slowly blinking away tears.

"Dave it should be me that was shot not her not again. David I'm scared what if she hates me I put my jacket on the wound held it there kept Penelope awake and talking." JJ said as she started to cry

"You saved her life like she saved yours. It's what family does sweetie." David said kissing her forehead and helping her up.

David kept his hand on JJ's back in case she fainted or something. He wasn't about to let her hit the ground. He didn't let go until they got into the room and he helped her sit down in a recliner.

There was about four regular chairs and two recliners. There was only one bed it was a private ICU room.

Penelope was still unconscious and Derek was pacing the room. He looks really upset as he took his right fist and slammed it against a hand sanitizer dispenser on the wall.

The monstrous force from the blow broke it open splattering hand sanitizer and pieces of plastic every where.

Derek however besides some bruised knuckles was unhurt.

"I know sometimes we have to get out our frustrations but was killing an innocent hand sanitizer dispenser necessary?" David teased to lighten the mood.

Derek rolled his eyes at David then laughed.

"David the hand sanitizer dispenser had to die it was giving me dirty looks. I don't know man I'm just frustrated I almost lost her twice and I never got to tell her what I've been wanting to tell her." Derek said softly looking down.

"Oh Hot chocolate you'll never lose me. I'm too stubborn to die. what is it that you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?" Penelope asked as she opened her eyes giving Derek a weak but genuine smile.

"I can't I hide it anymore Penelope Grace Garcia I love you baby girl. I love you with all my heart and my soul I would actually die for you. You really are my God given solace Babygirl I love you with all my heart and I want you to be my girlfriend." Derek said as a few tears rolled down his cheeks.

Penelope looked shocked she was quiet for a moment lost in thought.

A million things was running through her head was this real or a joke? Did Derek Morgan really love her had he loved her all this time?

Penelope looked Derek in the eyes and took a deep breath clearing her mind as she got ready to speak.

To be continued.......

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[homoose]

Hi❤!, so yesterday I saw that you were talking about cm ships, and I have this thought, that in my head it is cannon.

So .. I think that jemily did exist, but it was pre Will, and it was 'one night stand' kind of thing, and Emily is like *don't worry it about *, but in truth Emily started to fall in love with JJ, but then JJ gets pregnant, and Emily gets her sorrows out with Miss Jordan Todd (she really had chemistry with everyone at BAU, I wouldn't be surprised if she had sex with everyone hahaha), but then she retires, and JJ comes back, so Emily has a 'friends with benefits' relationship with Hotch (the sexual tension is very high), because both of them are in a negative mindset (for JJ and Haley respectively), and in this relationship I think Hotch started to have romantic feelings for Emily, (Derek is the only one they think thtat knows about them, but Spencer is suspicious), and so I think that’s why Emily went to England. The night of JJ and Will's wedding, Hotch tells Emily his feelings (look at his face, when the two of them are dancing), but Emily has no romantic feelings for him (only JJ), from one moment to the next, everything was all too much for her (JJ marriage / Hotch feelings).

That's why she only returns to save JJ in the season 8 (she needs to save the love of her life)

And then she comes back when Hotch is gone.

And I hate everything about JEID, but I think JJ confessed to Emily that he had feelings for someone at BAU, she gets excited, only to realize it was not her but Reid, and that's why for the first time she opens up to have a serious relationship with Andrew (that guy in the last last seasons), but I think it's because she longs to be loved and have a family, and he provides that.

*It makes sense right?

*Sorry i know it’s long, i just need it to get it out of my head.❤

wow this is such a detailed hc!!!!!!! u should write the fic! it could be like a bunch of lil love triangles! lol but seriously I can see a lot of this for sure!!!! I def thought Emily’s relationship with that dude was sort of out of left field lol and it’s annoying that it was 2019-2020 at that point and they still didn’t just let her just be a lesbian ffs

[criminalmindsmoodrn]

How old and how,do you think,the team's agents's first time (sex) was/happened ? if you don't want to talk about sex vkhffg obviously don't answer 💕

ohhhh that’s cool let’s try

Hotch: Summer between sophomore year and junior year (high school) I don’t know a lot about it or if it’s canon or not but i think his first time was with Haley (also i apologize i don’t remember when they first started dating) like on a date at the movie or maybe at her house. They start kissing and she says something like “i never done that before” and he smiles at her and goes “it’s okay Hal me neither” and they do it like in the movie so it’s sweet and cute

Rossi: beginning Sophomore in high school Okay i belive Rossi was a real playboy so his first time was with this girl from his Algebra class she went studying at his house and one thing lead to another they were doing it on the couch; she talked to him the next day but they both agree they didn’t want anything too serious

Spencer: HE DID IT THE FIRST TIME WITH ELLE AT THE HOTEL ROOM SHE TOOK HIS V-CARD U CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE He went to her room and AFTER the things you see on screen they drink a little and Spencer try alcohol which he still doesn’t like very much so they sit on the bed and Spencer goes “ You know you can tell me anything right?” And she goes “I know Reid” and they look in each other eyes for a few seconds and REID MAKES THE FIRST MOVE like he lean towards her and they kiss and then he’s like “oh i’m sorry, that wasn’t-“ and she kiss him again and it’s all a little awkward but also kinda sweet so she teaches him a few tricks and after they finished they go to sleep but the morning after she wakes him up “Reid I think you should go; or that will know” she says with a smile “ Yeah you’re right; well it was-“ “Yeah.. i know😉” and she give him a small kiss and then he leave

Derek: junior year He went to a party cause you known it’s Morgan and he met this sophomore girl they talked a lot and then the next day they went on a date they started liking each other and the after one month he went picking her up with his dads old car and they went out of Chicago for admiring the stars; after a few hours they got back in the car and they did it in the backseat which was a little unconfy and extremely hot like they sweet A LOT and they had like the windows were all steamed up, you know? After that they went back home

Emily: If you know me i think u should know that i belive agent Prentiss is an lesbian icon BUT i also ship her and Hotch so imma do both

First time with a dude: 18 yo at her house Emily never really liked her mother but god the agent she used to take home? Oh sweet Jesus she liked them A LOT, so her first time was with this agent; she was home and her mother just treated her like shit (like she always did when she had time to talk to her) at she was PISSED so she saw this cute guy standing in front of her room and tought why not ? She just passed her goth period and she always been extremely beautiful so for a guy who was 25 yo saying no to a woman like her was impossible; she was ofc on top and i’m most certainly sure she had her hand around his neck; after they finished she told the dude to live and she went taking a shower; no bond no anything she just wanted to make the Ambassador angry

First time with a girl: 16 yo Italy? She always knew she wasn’t straight so when she met Mia she wasn’t surprised at all for the feeling she felt at the time; they started talking; she was coming almost everyday at Emily’s mansion and they were happy ;really really happy. Unfortunately her first time was her last time with her cause little did she know her mother had another job in another country so the next day that had to move right away. They did it at Mia’s house her parents weren’t home and they watched a movie eat some popcorns but all they could think about was eachother so in the middle of the movie Emily stopped it “ Look i really really really wanna do it, perché io ti amo a tu mi ami ( cause i love you, and you love me) and it’s just-“ “Anche io Emily” (me too Em) She almost jumped over Mia and that started kiss and it was a very passionate time and also very beautiful and they both came (Mia several times cause we all know Em is good with her fingers)

JJ: Also if you know my blog u should know in a JEMILY STAN like i love them so much

First time with a dude: Junior year We all know JJ was one of the popular ones but as she said to Spence she was one of the kind of too; she’s always been very very beautiful and cute and kind so for a boy she was perfect; on the other hand Jen always wanted to concentrate over her school work and soccer team, so for almost all high school she never really got interested to all the boys who liked her; but at one point she met this senior guy who she always secretly like. He went to see her at a game and ofc they won, he takes her home and tells her that he really likes her so they kiss and after a few month JJ is ready and they do it the night of Prom IN A LOKED CLASS; JJ wasn’t completely amused at the idea of doing it at school but she really liked hime and he liked her so thay divide it was time and they did it; i imagine the guy with a hand over her mouth cause people were passing and she couldn’t stay silent; after they cleaned themselves and went back to the dance floor First time with a girl: I honestly belive that her first time with a girl was Emily After girls night; Garcia had to leave early cause she had things to do so JJ stayed a little longer at Em’s appartment and let me tell you thing one and only thing: alcohol makes you do things you never tought you would

[starchildsteven]

Are you doing the Until Dawn fandom questionaire thing? If so, then I have a couple of requests: could you answer all the questions 002 segment with the following couples: Sath (of course) and Chrashley (who I also love, but perhaps don't make as much of a song and dance about)Thanks again!

OMG tumblr never let me know about this ask! I am so sorry. I only found it cause I was looking for ones based on the thing I posted a little earlier.

I am gonna answer it now though. Sorry again.

Sath-When or if I started shipping it: Probably right when Sam freaked out over Beth’s watch. I mean something about Beth always made me pin her as a lesbian. But when Sam did that it made me think they were closer than in previously thought and Beth stats show that to be true.

My thoughts: Well I love the idea of Hannah’s best friend and sister being together and she wants to be happy for them but also she is a little icked out over it. Meanwhile for the couple itself I like that they both seem like adventurous girls who love sarcasm and end up taking care of everyone. So it’s nice for them to be with each other and just be able to relax and enjoy the quiet and the other person’s presence.

What makes me happy about them: Strong, beautiful gay girls who would be the best moms!!!

What makes me sad about them: The fact that even if it was canon it died along with Beth…

Things done in fanfic that annoy me: Having Sath play beta couple or background couple to climbing class or Jemily as if it’s not an interesting enough couple on it’s own.

Things I look for in fanfic: Preferably some involvement from Hannah as she is Sam’s best friend and as with all fanfics I read I want characterization as close to canon as possible.

My kinks: For Sath? (I assume that is what this means) Okay well I am hardcore down for Mom-dom Sam with a submissive Beth which lots of people know. I also am all for Sam loving to make Beth blush and scream for her. Basically Sam is such a dom in my mind.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:For Sam I like her with all the other teen characters but I would be most happy with Sam/Josh, Sam/Mike or Chris/Sam/Ashley. For Beth my top choice is Beth/Jess followed by Beth/Emily or Beth/None-of-them-but-a-much-nicer-girl-cause-she-is-too-good-for-all-of-them.

My happily ever for them: Beth and Sam get married and travel the world together both to scale mountains and help those less fortunate before finally settling down in their 40’s to raise two beautiful adopted children.

Chrashley-When or if I started shipping it: Truthfully I wasn’t that into Chrashley until Chapter 6 when I saw them being all Scooby Doo solving shit and jumping around like scaredy cats. They were just so adorkable that I could help but root for them.

My thoughts:Chrashley hits all my OTP weaknesses. Tol and smol? Check. Redhead and Blonde? Check. Nerds? Check. Believer and Nonbeliever? Check. Hypersexual girl with shy guy? Check. Trans boy crushing on his girl friend? Check. Jewish boy/Catholic girl? Check. Now yeah some of these are just my headcanons but they fit Chis and Ashley well enough that they fill guilty pleasures of mine.

What makes me happy about them: They can become canon and go on to be happy together.

What makes me sad about them:How tragic their story can be. Either one of betrayal (on both their sides) or love lost if Chris or Ashley or neither makes I through the night.

Things done in fanfic that annoy me: Other than the obvious one? Forgetting Ashley is also Josh’s close friend and he wants her and Chris together for both of them not just Chris. Framing them as each other crushes and not as really close friends first. Ignoring that Chris and Ashley are not unaware of the other’s feelings but rather too scared to act because it might fuck up their friendship.

Things I look for in fanfic:All those things above. But also showing Chris and Ashley are more a goofy couple then an overly romantic one. Showing Ashley as not this innocent good girl but this savage girl that is not above mocking Chris. And Chris as a smartass that gets on her nerves. And they prank each other and tease each other and there is nothing serious about them really.

My kinks: Too many. Sorry I think Ashley is a loud and proud freak and Chris is a secret freak inside. Petplay BDSM is a big one for me and Daddy dom and role play and using toys and hot and cold play. Basically anything that you can think of Chris and Ashley have at least tried it.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:Ashley/Jess and Ashley/Josh are my next top two Ashley ships so either of those. Then Chris I used to only like with Ashley but have come around to Chris/Hannah and Chris/Matt. Both Ashley/Jess and Chris/Matt cause school nerd with popular person but now gay is something I love. Ashley/Josh cause ouch betrayal and I love me some angst. Chris/Hannah cause Josh would be torn between ‘Yeah my bro is getting laid’ and 'oh god my baby sister is having sex.’

My happily ever for them: Chris and Ashley get pregnant before they get married but role with it and get married once their first kid is about two then they have a second kid, so eventuality they get a house, and kinda just keep having kids until they have about 5 or 6. Ashley becomes a semi-famous horror author and Chris works from home so they’re almost always with their kids.

[mrs-weasley-reid]

Hi babee, what are your top three cm ships and characters? and what are your favorite genres in movies/tv/books<33

hiyya sweetssss<3 I LOVE THIS ASK asdfghjkl | sorry for the super late response

Okay, my top three cm ships:

Morcia !!!! Am I right? I actually forgot because not a lot of peeps talk about it. And, of course, platonically. I just love their bond. The comfort and safety. I'm a sucker for a good ole platonic friendship.

Jemily. Need I say more? I'm not pushing things, and I love JJ and Will's relationship, but the chem between JJ and Emily is so silly I just gotta hand it to them.

I actually really just have those two. I get a lil jelly when I try to ship Reid or Hotch with someone, but if I really had to choose, it would be Haley and Hotch (idk the ship name, sorry!) It didn't work out for them in the end, but I believe Haley did her best to be understanding. Plus, hello?! The woman had to take care of a child. Then, this guy dips for his job as if childcare is a walk to the park. And we all saw how distraught Hotch was when she died. It was an unfortunate love story, but I loved it. I still bawl when I see them on S1. And will only ever link Hotch (willingly lol) to Haley. Nobody come at me pls.

Next! My top three cm characters:

Elle Greenaway. She was one of the characters that got me bi panicking. I wished she stayed longer. The way she treated Reid makes my heart melt. She's an icon.

Spencer Reid. But early seasons Reid. Before Derek left. Don't get me wrong, he was still amazing in the later seasons, but I love a socially awkward man who's so smart but also so dumb at the same time. Why? Because I'm very extra and love to drag them around like a teddy bear.

Penelope Garcia. She's not the best, and I heard she's babied in the current season, but the way she brings joy to the team gets me. Plus, I have a collection of mugs that I don't even drink from. I fully believe I'd vibe with her so fast. And I'm pretty much a feral, flirty gal, soooo she's just so me but also not so me lol

[blackbird-brewster]

came to ur acc bc christmas day has been horrible and depression has been off the charts. saw this right when i needed it!!! can u bless the world with some of ur jemily hc’s? like just about their domestic life together ? ❤️

-tjj

Hey friend! I'm so sorry today has been rough. Hopefully you can go home and relax later. Just try and take care of yourself until then. I'm giving you a big hug right now! You're amazing and I'm very proud of you. Here is one of my fave headcanons that I don't think has ever been posted on tumblr before!!

Jemily +Food Deliveries

Jemily just hanging out in their underwear binge watching Netflix and eating junk food on their day off. Ordering Chinese so they never have to leave the house. Curled up on the couch yelling at the TV about how unrealistic the cop shows are but secretly loving Rizzoli & Isles and watching episode after episode and screaming "you love each other!" And generally being adorable and getting into tickle fights when one is hogging the blankets

The pizza guys fight over who gets to deliver the pizzas to their condo whenever there's a late night weekend order because they always answer the door in their underwear and maybe a tshirt or an open button down

It had just been an accident the first few times they did it but then they do it on purpose cause they usually get free shit with it. Like bra and boy shorts and oops here's some free breadsticks.

"Jayje, did you ever notice that we never got charged for that forty dollar order last week?"

"Forty dollars for what?"

"From Pisano's? When we had the munchies at eleven when we were marathoning Murdoch Mysteries?"

"Oh, well, duh, Em. You were just wearing a half buttoned shirt with no bra and bikini briefs when you answered the door. I would have spotted you forty bucks too"

Emily makes a game of it to see how many times she can get free food and how little she can get away with answering the door in. Tank top, no bra and some lacey somethings. Free dinner!

And JJ just rolls her eyes like "don't forget soy sauce this time!" And the delivery boy throws in like 20 packets and an entire box of fortune cookies

One time she answers in a towel so tiny it doesn't even wrap around her body, she has to hold it in front of her and the delivery guy from the Thai place is so flustered and Emily is like "well I don't have any hands to take that..." And she looks behind her like "JJ, come take the food!" And JJ comes around the corner in an over large tshirt hanging on one shoulder and it ends at the top of her thighs and her hair is all messy (even though they'd literally just been laying on the couch, they both have that just fucked look) and the delivery guys brain is totally short circuited and he hands them the food and stumbles away even though they were supposed to be paying cash and Emily says "thank you" and the guy kind of mumbles "no, thank YOU; really"

The local eateries try to curb that financial black hole by sending women delivery people and it. Doesn't. Work. Bc even the women are just like 'ummm hai! 😍"

20-35% of all the local food places money is from their own employees paying for the privilege of delivering to the Prentiss-Jareau household

And you can tell when they've actually been fucking because Em is rubbing her wrists where new welts have appeared and she has claw marks down her back when she turns around to get the cash and her hair is ACTUALLY disorderly and she only pays when she's flustered. So the delivery boys actually hope they've been having sex because Em tips really well

One time she tips $100 on a #30 order and the guy tries to give it back to her and she just dreamily closes the door in his face. And they get bonus tips if they say  Ms Prentiss instead of Mrs or Miss or ma'am. And they all have her number memorized so when she calls to place an order they fight for the phone

JJ answers the door half dressed and dangling a pair of handcuffs from one hand. They just get too tied up (literally) and leave the door unlocked with a note that says "leave the food on the table no change needed" and the delivery person is like "umm okay" and comes in and hears JJ screaming for mercy in the bedroom so he drops the food takes the cash and bolts

They send Christmas cards to their favorite eateries for putting up with their antics.