#I don't have an iron atm so the pillow looks a bit scuffy ;D;

[pancakehaven]

THE MOST IMPORTANTEST UT BLOG POST

YO YO YO 

 YO 

 HAVE U BEEN FEELIN’ LONELY AT NIGHTS? U NEED A QUICK SNUGGLE EVERY NOW AND THEN? UR EXISTING WO/MAN JUST ISN'T ENOUGH? 

WITH THE UNDERFART SNAS BODY PILLOW UR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRU!! HE'LL BE COME YOUR NEW HUSBANDO NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION IN YOUR HOUSE HOLD!!! 

EMBRACE HIS LAZY ASSHOLE SIDE - OR GET FRISKY AND TRY OUT THE MURDEROUS DOUCHE BAG HE ACTUALLY IS! I KNOW YOU WANT TO, WINK WONK !!!1 

ORDER @buttercupsticksntricks‘ REASONABLY PRICED DESIGNS TODAY AT THEIR BLOG(THERE’S US!PAPYRUS TOO!!), FINISH UP YOUR PILLOW THROUGH MULTIPLE ANNOYING MEANS AND ROUGHLY 70$ LATER YOUR ONE-WAY ROMANTIC ATTRACTION IS READY FOR WHATEVER DEEDS YOU'VE PLANNED FOR HIM! 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go catch some snoozes with my new soft, cool, back supporting bed pal!!

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pls don't attach a dick on him u gross