#I don't hate every Russian or Israeli person so you can surely grasp this concept

[marzipanandminutiae]

“hey international followers” yeah you also fucked us over lmfao. you brought this on yourself. we are terrified because of you. we hate americans for a reason.

going to throw a wild idea at you, bud

are you ready

there were. two whole candidates. in the election

and with two candidates, you can...vote for one or the other! meaning that- bear with me here -not every single voter voted for the same guy! sometimes not even the guy who won! some Americans voted for- no! can it be?! -the other candidate, and are now terrified ourselves!

please try to contain your surprise!

(is the sarcasm coming through here. is it.)