#I don't even know if I tagged someone who have done this already hahah

[suplicyy]

yaku x clown reader oneshot req

you’re giving them a clown makeover with his own costume and matching big red nose

You and Yaku dressing up as clowns!

Yaku Morisuke x Reader

— Summary: You and Yaku dress up as clowns for a birthday party.

— Tags/Genre: Fluff, comedy | Gn!Reader

— Warnings: Swearing (?), mention of underpants.

This was definitely the worst idea he agreed to do with you, and he bitterly regrets every second of his own decision.

To give you a brief context, your family had planned to throw a birthday party for your cousin who will be turning seven years old soon. And a very important fact about this cousin is that he is completely obsessed with circuses, and it's no wonder that the theme of his birthday party was nothing less than that.

And a circus wouldn't be complete if there weren't clowns! So that's why now you and Yaku are in the bathroom near the birthday venue, making the final preparations on your clown costume that would definitely surprise the child and his friends.

But you have a problem now. You couldn't look at Yaku without giving him an outrageous laugh. The clown costume looked normal on you, of course it wasn't the best thing in the world, but it would work for this moment, but the same couldn't be said about Yaku.

Due to his short stature, the one-size-fits-all costume that was supposed to fit him is now being rolled up at the sleeves and pants, trying to do everything to disguise the fact that the costume was clearly not made for someone of his size.

And as if that wasn't enough, you two were using a poorly done makeup and a wig of minimally dubious quality, almost looking like you guys just came off a horror movie.

But you have to be honest, your clown costume was a thousand times better than Yaku's. You look at the boy that was putting the characteristic red ball on his nose, that is essential to the clown look, item that you are also using, matching exactly with his visual.

Unintentionally you let out a light laugh, which made him look at you with a deadly look.

"If you tell anyone of the team about this, don't expect to wake up the next day..." You give him a thumbs up in approval, too scared to try and say anything at the death threat you just received.

You suddenly felt nervous, almost as if it was a sign that some tragic event would occur soon, but you put that feeling aside, thinking it was just the threatening aura that overflowed from Yaku. There's no reason to be worried, everything would work out in the end, right?

Well, you were completely wrong.

Some minutes later, you two arrived to the party, surprising the birthday boy and his friends.

"Hello my dear frends!! I am Mr. Glitter, and this one next to me is my special companion, Mr... erm... Hobbit!!" "SAY THAT AGAIN YOUR PIECE OF S-" you quickly give Yaku a light kick in the shin, giving a forced smile to the audience of children who were now staring at him in doubt.

"Piece of s...hinning star! Hahah..."

After this little slip-up, everything seemed to be going well, you interacted with the children, who were easily entertained by anything you did, so it wasn't too difficult to get everything in order.

One of the activities you were doing to make the kids happy was blowing up several balloons, and we all know that colorful, flying things for sure caught their attention.

And it's no exaggeration to say that when you announced that you two were going to distribute the balloons, everything would become chaos.

The children were in a crying and screaming war to see who would catch the balloon first, several children surrounding you and your boyfriend, with even some clinging to both of your and his legs. It was such a mess that even some mothers had to give their unruly children a little scolding.

But it was already too late for that. Everything happened in a fraction of seconds, and you could only notice that the big pants that Yaku was wearing were on the floor of the party room when a little girl screamed.

"MOM LOOK, THE SHORT CLOWN IS WEARING A KITTEN UNDERPANTS!!"

A child accidentally pulled Yaku's pants too far, causing them to fall down and reveal his underpants that you gave him jokingly as a Valentine's Day gift (which you actually bought for both of you, since it was a couple's set).

The moment this happened, the entire hall remained silent, some with a look of shock on their faces at the embarrassing situation, and others holding back laughter.

In no volleyball match has Yaku reacted as quickly as he did now, immediately picking up his pants from the floor and running to the out of the ballroom in embarrassment. You, of course, felt sorry for him at the moment, but not even the makeup you were using could hide the redness on your face as you tried to hold back as much as possible not to laugh at his situation.

"Yakkun w-wait...! W-Wait for me!!" You say with your voice cracking amidst the laughter that escaped your mouth, and quickly follows the boy.

That night, while everyone was celebrating your cousin's party, you and Yaku were sitting on the lawn outside the hall, with you not being able to stop laughing, and Yaku already starting to prepare mentally knowing that you definitely plan to tell his teammates about this.

— A/N: I'm not sure if that was exactly what you wanted, but as you didn't give so many details about how you wanted me to write, I did what I thought would be good, but trying to leave it as you asked!!

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8.25.24 Sunday

1:14 am

Still,have windblow...

Done,streaming in Tagged... I feel so lazy and I feel ugly coz I can't wear make-up coz I'm on my "retinol therapy"... By next week Monday I will start the micropeeling multifruit of Dr. Alvin.

9am

Still,have windblow...

Uncle DD and Aunt Karen are here again, go out, went in, went out, went in, here not here, not here and here again...

I did stream last night though I feel lazy... If people can notice or even mobot it is like a ghost is crying for help that someone killed me... The time is between today and tomorrow or yesterday and today...

10:01 am

Still,have windblow...

Still,watching "The Umbrella Academy"...

I need more "retinol therapy" now,I'm on Kate Richards and these came from the good people of "the goodstore"...The last time I wore retinol of "skinherbs" it was a bit pricy coz there is an another advance ingredients that somehow can really stretch your face in time....

I received this last Wednesday then I checked the instructions,it needs to start on Monday or you will get confuse... I figured out the number of it is 237 hahah....

So, tomorrow is the day... I will be with Dr. ALVIN for now....Though, I miss Dr. PINEDA ( my original derma shop and doctor in DERM CLINIC ), but can't afford these days... Probably, God wants me to try other brands...

Dr. PINEDA is the father of dermatologist in the Philippines!!! Where other famous existing doctors these days was his students or came from him or was with him before making a big name and progressing themselves....

Even RV my brother next to me he used to do his derma in Derm Clinic as well... I don't know if he can still remember himself...

11:43 am

Still,have windblow...

Thanks Ely's family and Charlie the poodle for this.

Charlie the poodle I think he is on Aozi or other brands...

1:55 pm

Still,have windblow...

I start using the facial wash of Dr. Alvin's Micropeeling Multi-Fruit... I feel a tightness on my face after rinsing it with luke warm water, while doing my daylight shower today... I start it with the facial wash to condition my skin for tomorrow... You can feel the tightness of your skin on your face.

It is tiring and somehow stressful to keep a beauty but this is one of my happiness in life coz I know, I deserve a beauty coz I'm religious enough... I still want more...

3:34 pm

Still,have windblow...

I hear a rumour, I heard rumour I somehow hate Sparrow Academy, they will be under me... Coz they came from a skinny mother...

I still hate Manalo'z!!!

I heard a rumour, I heard rumour that Sparrow Academy will be killed by Umbrella Academy coz they are from skinny and like Mrs Manalo's kind.

Skinny means we are uppish and relax....We owned the beauty and aristocracy.

I heard a rumour, I heard rumour that if ever my cousin-white on my Aunt Ten2x impregnated anyone having a skinny body or anyone, I want them and his family be killed tragically...

I heard a rumour, I heard rumour if I can't see and talk to my real cousin-white on my Aunt Ten2x, I want a tragedy for them.

This is not a joke, angels....

10:05 pm

Still,have windblow...

Ooppsss... Angels, I already got the "DOWNTIME" coz I already used the Multi-Fruit Facial Wash that supposed to be on the 3rd week... For angels who are with me, we need to wait for a week again...

I thought it is just a facial wash then it is ohkay to use it but then I saw there is AHA,BHA and TXA already, so we need to wait for a week to restart the skin. To calm the skin, just use mild facial wash like I use Ponds with Niasorcinol or ikorea the whip pink facial wash... Then, I put watermelon collagen from watson or any cooling gel for the face.

Downtime-- it is a derma terminologist means you are not presentable either your skin is peeling or reddish or itching...

10:40 pm

I'm trying to unlock the puzzle pieces of Dr.Alvin's Micro-Fruit Micropeeling... Got the 237! Got the TXA hahah....

TXA--- promote blood clotting,it caught my attention.

Scary it is...

ALLOW US DR. ALVIN TO BE PRETTY FOR NOW THOUGH WE ARE CHEAP!

I plan to have a nose perfection, in time...

[taegisus]

30 questions tag!

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag some blogs you would like to get to know better

Hello! ✨ I was tagged by these wonderful girls @ktheaven and @megjinglebells, thank you for the tag 💛💛💛💛

1. nicknames: Lisa, Li, Lizzie 

2. gender: female

3. star sign: scorpio sun, libra rising, aquarius moon (someone pls explain this to me?)

4. height: 1,58 (5′2)

5. time: 6pm

6. birthday: November 10

7. favourite band: hello? I really love BTS

8. favourite solo artist: DEAN  

9. song stuck in my head: lip & hip - HyunA (this song is such a bop!)

10. last movie I watched: ‘Home Alone’ because it’s christmas time and you need to see these movies every year, okay?

11. last show I watched: supernatural S13 (can we all agree that the writers have a strange imagination? hahahah I seriously can’t believe how the first part of the season ended. Jurassic park vibes? xD) 

12. when did I create my blog: I’m not sure if it was in 2011 or 2012, but I didn’t use it much before 

13. what do i post: 99% is BTS related and 1%  other groups and sometimes aesthetic things

14. last thing i googled: redbubble merchandise (seriously they sell really beautiful things. I’m addicted to their mugs, candles, pillows and bookmarks, ofc everything related to books, but they sell stuff that isn’t related to books)

15. do i have any other blogs: yes, @minpeeach it’s a very recent sideblog, dedicated not only to ot7, but for aesthetic stuff and other things that I like. you can follow if you like.  

16. do I get asks: asks? idk her, hahah, I receive some asks yes, from my lovely mutuals 💖

17. why I chose my url: well, I couldn’t really decide what url I was going to use first and when I tried the one that came to my mind, he was already being used. so I tried a new one with gucci in it, because the loml loves it, so I ended up with ‘taev-gucci’. Nice story 👌👌

18. following: 257 💖💖

19. followers: 400+, I still can’t believe in this number, how???? 💖

21. average hours of sleep: if I sleep 7 hours, then that’s a really good night 

22. lucky number: 5

23. instruments: none

24. what am i wearing: jeans, leggings under my jeans, a T-shirt under my sweater, two pairs of socks and and my Donald Duck slippers (and yet, I’m still freezing to death)  

26. dream job: owner of a bookstore; BTS’s makeup artist or just anything related to them hahhahahahah

27. dream trip: around Europe, NYC and Japan

28. favourite food: italian food!

29. nationality: portuguese

30. fave song songs: save me, spring day, mic drop, cypher pt. 4, dimple (BTS), run by snow patrol

I tag: @saltyassuga @taenqueray @frozenaprincess @jiminnie-jams @youngwholock @dreamytaehyungx @taeante @taetle @taelilies @peachy-mari @flanjin @jinsjade @okjimin @clairelions @taetaez @jeonsberry @crunchtrash as always you can ignore 💖

[jishyucks]

Hella late bc I've been busy but thanks @jaehunnyy for the taggg

I'm tagging @hoonieji and anyone else bc I don't have much active moots LMAO

What was your ultimate bias doing at the exact moment they became your ult?

He was out here winning that Kpop Random Dance portion of that NCT 2018 Weekly Idol episode (also having pretty eyes 🥰)

If you were stranded on an island, which idol would you want to be stranded with, and which one would you wanna toss back into the ocean?

No cause for who I want to be stranded with, idk if I wanna choose someone smart to survive or just someone fun so I’m not bored. Maybe I’d choose Renjun or Taehyun for that…

Then I’d prob toss Donghyuck into the ocean bc I already know he’d try doing the same with anyone else.

Name the kpop song you go to when a non-kpop friend hands you the aux.

Probably Psycho by Red Velvet ?? or Fever by Enha,, something chill 

Alternatively, if you’ve had aux privileges revoked due to kpop, name the song that took away your right to have the aux.

Side effects by Skz,,, or 127’s Sticker, something loud and overwhelming 

If your bias hadn’t debuted in their group, what other group could you see them being in (and why)?

Can’t even imagine Haechan in another group tbh, same with Hanji, Beomgyu, and Jake… tht’s hard 

What’s the funniest thing your ult has ever done?

This question’s hard when dude literally does unhinged shet in every piece of content he’s in but my one of favourites is this

Have you ever been biaswrecked into having more than one bias? if so, who was it, and who are your current biases in that group?

Yes the entire 00 line from the Dreamies🧍🏻‍♀️(but ULT ULT is Hyuck)

Name an idol collaboration you would love to see that hasn’t happened yet.

Skz’s and NCT Dream’s 00 Line PLEASE, imagine how iconic

What’s one trait in particular that you share with a bias? i.e same laugh, same starbucks order, etc.

Scar on the corner of the eye? Ig,,, oldest kid? Can’t think of anything off of the top of my head

Describe your worst date ever but replace the name of your date with your biaswrecker.

HAHAHS THSI SHIT FUNNY (cause no I haven’t been on a date ever so this prompt personally attacked me fuk this prompt)

If your favorite kpop song was a flavor, what would it taste like?

I rly can’t pick a favourite Kpop song, but rn it’s Black Clouds or Shout Out,,, I’d say something warm and freshly baked, hints of chocolate in there y’know, I suck at this

What group would you most want to play cards against humanity with?

Probably NCT only bc they always have moments of being dirty-minded 

Name a random animal off the top of your head. what idol do you associate with this animal?  

Tiger popped up in my head first and u already know #horanghae (Mark’s a close 2nd)

What’s the last comeback you stayed up all night for?

Think it was 2 Baddiessss

And finally, what’s one song in your kpop playlist that you would totally lose your mind over if it came on in a grocery store?

No cause imagine shopping for stuff and then Drunk-Dazed starts playing

this was SOOO FUN!! thanks for the tag @theficblog, @nightfalls-teddy! 🥰💕

tagging: @sungbeam, @lunarxsun, @yugiai, @daegall, @jishyucks + anyone else who would like to do this. no pressure for those who i tagged, only if you guys want! ^^

What was your ultimate bias doing at the exact moment they became your ult?

hmmm, yuta was slaying with his green highlights, jaemin was promoting make a wish... jeno was promoting hot sauce, while san was showing his blonde mullet at the concert 🥺

If you were stranded on an island, which idol would you want to be stranded with, and which one would you wanna toss back into the ocean?

i would lOVE to be stranded on an island with renjun tbh. we would have fun singing, dancing, and the like. but i feel like mark would work soo good, especially if we have our guitars. i would *affectionately* toss chenle into the ocean...

Name the kpop song you go to when a non-kpop friend hands you the aux.

definitely my queen, hello future. or irreplaceable!

Alternatively, if you’ve had aux privileges revoked due to kpop, name the song that took away your right to have the aux.

ummmm... maybe new world because my friend got bored of how much i have listened to that song and how many times she had to open up her eyes and mind 🤡

If your bias hadn’t debuted in their group, what other group could you see them being in (and why)?

Honestly, i don't think i can imagine them somewhere else... maybe, just maybe, i can see san in a jyp group, but meeh

What’s the funniest thing your ult has ever done?

okay lemme just—

this.

Have you ever been biaswrecked into having more than one bias? if so, who was it, and who are your current biases in that group?

as you can see, i have around four ults and i'm afraid i'm still counting :D. but i am genuinely wrecked by mark, jisung and seonghwa

Name an idol collaboration you would love to see that hasn’t happened yet.

ateez × nct would be the death of me, because they are my ults 😃

What’s one trait in particular that you share with a bias? i.e same laugh, same starbucks order, etc.

me and jaemin have a mole in the same spot. not a personality trait, but i share two jackets with renjun

Describe your worst date ever but replace the name of your date with your biaswrecker.

ive been out with a guy, he spilled his juice on me and it was winter. i freezed because i had to use my jacket to cover the stain, while he embraced his jacket, talking about how warm and nice he felt with it on 😭 now... i kinda see chenle ngl.

If your favorite kpop song was a flavor, what would it taste like?

hello future would taste like a freshly baked strawberry pie or vanilla 🥰

What group would you most want to play cards against humanity with?

ATEEEEZ. maybe they'll get banned from playing this too 🤡🤡

Name a random animal off the top of your head. what idol do you associate with this animal?  

baby seal - shotaro

What’s the last comeback you stayed up all night for?

i never stayed up all night for comebacks, but i did wake up really early for tiger inside

And finally, what’s one song in your kpop playlist that you would totally lose your mind over if it came on in a grocery store?

definitely guerrilla or ridin'...

[astros-turf]

ABC Tag

tagged by; @vampbin  thank you for the tag!! I love your blog and you!! 💞💞💞 (ik you typed that sentence, but it’s true for you so I left it XD also your profile pic kills me bless)

tagging (literally I'm so tired and so if I tag you and you already did this; sorry. if I don’t tag you & you totally want to do this, do it. just tag me so I can see it!!!): @pumkbin  @bangtanboysaddicted @vonseal @rockerchic93 @incorrectastro @minhyukstinkerbell @mysticalheartnerd @otter-minhyuk @multifandomstruggles

uhhhh yeah idk I give up just do it if you want okay? ^-^

A: Age | 18

B: Birthplace | Michigan

C: Current Time | currently 11:18pm ahhh

D: Drink you had last | coca-cola yessss

E: Easiest person to talk to | hmmmmmm, idk. myself? my mom? or are we talking tumblr people?? I mean, it’s also really easy to talk to @bangtanboysaddicted since I can talk to her irl ya feel? & anyone in the aroha gc (you know who you are/I don't feel like tagging y’all sorry) is really easy to talk to as well~ <3

F: Favorite song | oh god how can you pick?? uh, anything Owl City or Astro. done.

G: Grossest memory | OKAY SO in my neighborhood we have a little gang of stray cats that flit about & recently they have taken to hunting the neighborhood squirrels?? so I can say without a doubt that the grossest memory I currently have is coming home from work, going to walk up my front porch steps & seeing a freshly decapitated squirrel just chillin’ under my steps. (i almost threw up it was horrifying) 

H: Hogwarts house | right so I haven’t read HP but according to online quizzes I'm hufflepuff/my combo house is hufflepuff/slytherin

I: In love? | *cough* yes. also yes, with rocky and friends/family/food/music/astro  & the list goes on XD

J: Jealous of people | ehhhhh, not usually.

K: Killed someone | no. also, even if I did, why would I admit that on a tumblr post??

L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again? | okay right so I’m a love at first sight but it’s going to take me like 4 years to realize that what I feel is love. (wow okay that’s a strangely deep answer. I’m tired.)

M: Middle name | Jean ayoo

N: Number of siblings | 2 older brothers & in another day I’ll have 2 sister-in-laws!

O: One wish | I don’t know, there’s a lot to wish for? more wishes lol, classic move <<<i’m connecting with this answer on a spiritual level so I’m just leaving it.

P: Person you called last | my mom XD

Q: Question you are always asked | “How many fingers am I holding up???” every time I take off my glasses.

R: Reason to smile | ASTRO?!?

S: Song you last sang | uhhh I think it was like some random 80′s song that I don’t know the name of & only know the chorus so I just sing that over & over :P

T: Time you woke up | 8am hahah

U: Underwear color | I think they’re black? Who knows.

V: Vacation destination | hmmm. Either Israel or Japan!

W: Worst habit | I RAMBLE, SO MUCH. Also I lick my lips way too much & also run my hands through my hair too much. It’s a nervous tick.

X: X-rays | on my ankle like years ago :O

Y: Your favorite food | PIZZA uhhhhh yeah idk. I mean like whatever. I’ll eat it. The only things I don’t like for sure are beans & seafood. Although there are exceptions to both of those XD

Z: Zodiac sign | pisces :D