#I don't even LIKE abo fics but the fact none of them knew about their existences compelled me to teach them the gospel

[adodora]

I was trying to explain the concept of the omegaverse to some friends of mine who don't know shit about fanfiction, and I have discovered that the words "how much do you know about wolf reproductive anatomy" are not, in fact, the kind of thing you should start with if you want your audience to keep faith on your mental faculties

[llamamomo]

Spider ABO au that I will never write:

O Spider:

-Every three months an omega experience heat and they'll build nests to hole themselves and their chicks in for the next week

- Omegas spent a lot of time consciously and subconsciously planning and building their nests when their not at heat because it's the place they will be most vulnerable in

-Collecting food and water is also very important during the three month period as they will not come out of the nest during their heat

- When interested in someone, an omega will purposely make a nest for their coupling. They will spend months even years perfecting their courting nest before inviting their partner in.

- Unlike couritng mates, close family can be invited to their nests anytime, even outside of heats. The invitation is usually extended when the omega feels like a bonding session is needed to strengthen family ties

-Baby omega spider building a nest out of labcoats in the base and collecting all the cookies in the storeroom as rations

- When become older his built his nest outside atop of thick branches or tiny holes on cliffs where no one can reach

- After trying to get him nests in safer places a few times, the scientists gave up and just stock pile him instead

- Max piled food,rations and water while Norm tracks Spider's heat religiously so that they won't freak out when Spider disappeared

- Spider himself spent most of time bear his heat stealing oxygen tanks, masks or air filters to hid them in his nests

- As omatikaya clan is a clan famous for textiles, Spider's nest is padded with weaved carpets, and soft blankets. He himself likes take the down time during the heat to weave pouches and baskets for the Sully siblings

- The first time Spider disappeared out of the base for his heat. No one can find him and the whole base is stirred to a frenzy. After he came back everybody's been convinced his dead and was atd by a dire house or something.

- The humans tend to ask the Sullys to check on Spider during his heat cause no humans can track him in the jungle.

- Although annoyed, Neytiri was reluctantly impressed when none of her children actually managed to find Spiders nest. In fact, it took her 2 days to finally track him snoozing at the edge of a tree on a branch too thin for her to climb.

-Loak became one of the best trackers in his generation of hunters in the clan due to his experience with spider

-Kiri is still the best at finding Spider though.

- Spiders scent is the Navi equivalent of a ikran nip.

- He is very popular with the ikrans, whenever he went to the floating islands there's always a stray ikran begging for pets and rubs

-Unfortunately, the smell also cause pali to hate him and he cannot ride one without kiri

- Unlike the animals in Pandora, the navi can't smell spider's scent

- Jake treated him weirdly at first, due to the stereotype that humans have about omegas. Then he saw spider dunking Loak into a pond and consecutively remember how Tommy (an omega) bit and broke his tooth on Jake's elbow during a fight and all those thoughts are gone

- Loak Kiri and Tuk being invited to Spider's nest so frequently that they left some of their stuff there that they don't want people to steal or find out.

- Kiri keeps her books that she salvage from Grace's school

- Loak hides his childhood toys that he deems too childish to display but secretly finds comfort in them

- Tuk on the hand pilfers spiders nest and steals his weaved shawls and projects, conveniently the products are always just her size

- Neteyam was not invited often to a lot of Spider's nest. But he was invited privately to one of Spiders most secretive nest which not even Kiri knew. He has free access to the place and hid there whenever he wants some time for himself

I'm not sure how to go on with this now...

You guys can take the ideas for your fic or add more under the list. Just let me know if you did include it cause I really want to read a ABO spider fic haha.