#I don't believe he actually purrs in cannon

[chishiya-the-cat]

Chishiya's hands stayed tucked away in the pockets of his hoodie while he waited for a reaction and once a chuckled could be heard he turned into the direction of it. As soon as he was aware who had been stalking him one of his usual cocky smiled graced his features. He would be lying if he said that he was actually surprised to find that the militant he disliked the most had been the one following him.

The smaller male was more than aware that Niragi had been watching him like a hawk. But so far he preferred to act like he was oblivous to it in order to find out why the other seemed so interested in his activities. And despite what many people at the Beach believed, he didn't think the dark haired was as dumb as he behaved most of the time. Of course he wasn't as smart as him and he simply had to make sure he knew that. He actually really doubted that anyone there was on his level, but he had hope for some of them.

The blond simply rolled his eyes, the cocky smile turning into a smirk soon after. Niragi was one of his favorite people to mess with and if he volunteered like this he couldn't say no. He still had more than enough time left to go into those rooms to loot them. "... he speaks as he comes out like the good puppy he is." Chishiya said in a tone that was meant to provoke, but was rather calm at the same time.

"Shouldn't you join the other puppies for some hide and seek. You will miss out the praise of your owner if you don't hurry up." He added after a short pause, keeping his eyes on the other for a few moments before simply glancing down the hallway. "If you came here in hopes to hear me purr I have to disappoint you. I don't have time for a little lonely puppy." The shorter male said, acting like he couldn't care less why the other had been waiting for him.

"I have things to take care of so be a good pup and go play." And with that he turned around, taking a few steps while secretly waiting for any reaction of the other. He simply had to make him react. It was one of the few things that were fun about having to deal with a loose cannon like him.

Open starter: Experimental game pt. 2

Chishiya had just went back inside through the emergency exit on the rooftop as he felt eyes on him. He walked a few more steps down the hallway before simply stopping in his tracks. The blonde male let out an inaudible sigh, his hands still in his pockets like always. He didn't try to turn around and look to find out who was staring at him. He had his own way of getting the mouse out of the hole so to speak.

"I have a taser with me and if you don't want to taste you better come out." Chishiya said and as always the proud smirk found it's way on his lips again. "You need to do a better job of hiding, really. You're like the elephant in the room." He added, having to provoke to make sure the hiding would stop.

[a-collection-of-villainous-aus]

Coffee Shop Au

(THIS IS PART TWO BUT I ENDED UP MAKING IT LONGER THAN EXPECTED SO I AM GOING TO PROBABLY HAVE EITHER ANOTHER PART OR TWO OF PART TWO....suffers with fear of boring you)

Ah look so we're back here again, boy merman Flug is really secretly digging on Hat and just being stubborn but with good cause, Blind Au Flug argued with Hat and told him a few truths...ouch...

 But now we are back at the coffee shop, a quiet Victorian styled place in modern day, the cafe has brought in a few more customers with the lunch time rush, but someone has been there since the early hours of the morning.

 Oh ho we all know Hat is not the waiting in line type, Hat wait in line how bloody absurd...until Acylius stood in front of him, brow raised, arms folded across his chest.

 Imagine a slow camera pan up considering this man is six ft seven without his hologuise on to make himself appear as cannon Flug does and Hot chocolate's I believe in miracles plays somewhere as Black Hat just thinks Mmmm damn.

 "I will have the barista with a topping of cream...wait..."

 Blinking as he came back to reality, the demon peeked around Acylius to see other customers giggling and some were awkwardly blushing.

 "I said that aloud?"

 "Yes you did."

Now imagine like in an anime where they're like stick people and there's this big blue and black cloud  above them, Hat returns to his seat and Demencia slides in beside Flug

 "¬w¬ so it is safe to say he thirsty for you."

 "Demencia not now, I am still trying to figure out how to tell him I do not feel comfortable serving him a thirty fifth coffee in good conscience."

 Acylius sighed before stifling a laugh with his friend who couldn't help but smile, ha yes in good conscience...there was literally a man tied up under the cafe.

 A customer had been about to complain but as soon as Black Hat glared at them with a death threat silent motion of a claw across the neck they scurried back to their position in line.

 Black hat being a man of business understood Acylius needed to work, didn't mean he couldn't bloody well pout about it, he looked over his paper every now and then, finding people looking away immediately but they didn't bother him, he was going to have to wait to find out if this truly was the man he lost...honestly there was no mistaking him but fate was not known to be kind.

 Blocking out the sound of chatter the demon's focus was on him, Flug gracefully coughs more like tripping stumbling as he was nervous about Black Hat's presence every order, mask up such a shame, these shallow fools though of course would stare  in horror or run at the sight of those beautiful scars.

 Demencia was the one who next approached him, odd if he remembered rightly he had insisted Acylius be the only one to serve him, for Flug's sake he would allow this.

 "Come to take my order finally?"

 she paused looking off to the side awkwardly as her fingers drummed on the tray

 "Actually nuuu he wants to cut you off, apparently something about too much caffeine."

 "Excuse me but did I hear you correctly, he wants to cut me, thee great Black Hat off from coffee?"

 Growling and standing up so suddenly his chair nearly fell back, remember this is like a high back solid oak chair , that we ourselves could not just make wobble like some cheap cafeteria stool made out of thin plastic and four metal legs.

 The glare he sent him lasted 0.1 seconds as he saw the way his eyes crinkled above the mask in a smile as he wished the customer a good day, huffing Black Hat slumped back down into the chair , pulling the blanket back over himself and grumbled

 "Fine...dark hot chocolate...after that just tell him to work his way through the menu."

 "Ohhh you really like him don't you."

 "Quiet you already know I do, you literally tried to arrange a courtship for us this morning."

 He started playing with the sugar cubes in the small dish, trying to keep his gaze from the barista working through his orders.

 "Did he say yes yet?

 She returned, hand on hip grinning

 "I bet you two got all kinds of plans lined up!"

 "Actually he has only been formal; yes Jefecito, no Jefecito...disappointing really."

 Hat pouted eating a sugar cube like it was a piece of candy and regretted his choices but swallowed anyway.

 "What the hell man, he banters and makes dirty jokes with me all the time right now he's being a...wait a minute..."

  Demencia whistled to get Flugs attention; the moment he looked in their direction and saw Black Hats little wave at him his ears went pink.

 "I will be right with you!"

 "Oh my god you've made him shy, you made Acylius Flug shy, the man who can charm his way out of a snake pit you've turned into a blushing virgin."

 Demencia laughed, hand to her mouth, gods that was adorable.

 That had our favorite villain’s attention, sitting to attention and leering, while devil horns were not visible they were easy to imagine.

 This was starting to sound more and more like his beloved he'd lost...but so many people where flustered around him, babbling idiots trying to gain favor, though honestly it seemed like Acylius was just trying to make it through the day.

 Hot coffee and other beverages were highly sought after in this cold weather, glancing out at the window, while it had stopped snowing it certainly wasn't shifting.

 “Oh really, that is quite the revelation considering he was quick to tell me to wait in line.”

“Yeah, well no cutsies, not even for you big guy.”

She laughed waving off the minor complaint, writing down his order, relieved that Flug would not have to return to him and tell him himself that coffee was off the menu for the Lord of Darkness, though….heh …looking over her shoulder then back at Black Hat.

“You know how to make coffee?”

“Of course I do…what, am I to believe you would have me make my own-“

Demencia stopped him from his near full on rant with a harsh shhhh

“Stop getting your evil ass in a panic, you want to kiss him?”

The old demon had been ready to snap, this was either the worst or most peculiar service he’d ever had but his attention quickly snapped into focus at the mere mention of getting to kiss the barista, he was on his feet and in her face so quickly not even Barry Allen could have kept up with him.

“What do I have to do?”

She blinked, well if that demonic voice didn’t cry desperate she didn’t know what did.

“Offer to help, he did put out an ad but no one’s answered it yet and-“

Before Demencia even managed to finish there was a cartoon dust cloud of the old demon as he was in the kitchen finding an apron and pulling it on walking out soon afterwards, sleeves rolled up, he marched on over to a very surprised Acylius and pulled him away from the counter back into the kitchen.

Some of the customers looked confused while others just allowed this as if nothing was happening, one after all did not argue with the Great Lord Black Hat, nope, nuh uh, no way no how…but one or two did smile, was that spice in the air, the tyrant of Hatsville some had noticed was pretty demanding of this Barista’s attention.

“You need to stop doing that!”

Acylius told him in a flustered whisper as if anyone could just hear them, looking back to the door way, they were actually out of sight to everyone else.

“My customers will start rumors that you and I are together and you just-just gave me this place on a whim.”

Black Hat’s eyebrows rose half way up his hat which Acylius would have found unsettling if he’d been human, ohhh dear, he’d probably upset him with his wild imagination.

“Having little fantasies while you work doctorrr?”

Damn him, damn him and his accent and his teeth and, AND everything *insert frustrated noise*

He already knew his face had gone pink….AGAIN!

 Acylius pinched the bridge of his nose

“No I-“

“You liked that hmm?”

It wasn’t so much a question as it was a statement he’d seen the reaction to the purr of his voice ( cause honestly who here doesn’t just die why he says doctorrr XD) his smile grew as the man before him started backing up, look at him, he was so tall.

pt1 of part TWO