#I don’t ship it but CUTE AS FUCK......😈😈😈😈

[theflagscene]

Bitch, I don’t believe you for a second! Emotional manipulation to the max! She could tell she was losing Bison and if Bison went, Fadel would follow so Mother pulled this family shit now to keep them in check. I love it, she’s so evil 😈

See, even Keen doesn’t believe you! Boy just shook his damn head at you, when your own lackey isn’t buying what you’re selling, you know it’s bullshit. Why do I feel like Keen is gonna fuck this up on purpose? Sure he wants more responsibility and to finally get out into field work, but he also clearly dislikes Fadel and Bison. I think his dislike will win over his need for Mother’s approval.

Oh, JJ, hello! Wait! Are JJ & Pepper’s characters already secretly dating!? I approve of these workplace affairs. Mother on the other hand, does not.

God, she’s so sexy! They need to cast Parn as an evil gangster woman more often.

Trial!? When did you say it was a trial run? Fadel, you’re a damn lair and you know it. You agreed point blank to be his boyfriend, no trial run anything.

No fair putting Khao with a kitty! The cuteness overload is too much, also notice how it’s a black cat, which is First, Khao is an orange cat. By their own admission, they run the ship, we just follow it. 🐈‍⬛ 🐈

Lmao, that old ass razor phone sending pics to an iPhone, yeah right. Boys just get a burner phone, use them and toss them away when you’re done, at least it has current technology in it, just none of that GPS bullshit. I’m posting on an iPhone 13 I bought off of a drug dealer, it was new in the box, but it definitely wasn’t a legal purchase. There is absolutely no reason to use old tech in this day and age, even for nefarious reasons.

Damn, you got caught on your feels there, Kant. Then Chris’ annoying mental presence had to come and ruin it all.

Oh shit, date night! Let the adorableness commence!

[theoncelee]

Squealing Santa Submission!!

I’ve had this done for a bit, but figured I’d post it on Christmas Day because why not?

Hi! @blueberrygiggles I’m your Squealing Santa this year!! Thank you @hypahticklish for orchestrating! I really can’t be trusted with winter holiday themed things can I? Yes, I wrote about both Chanukkah and Christmas, again. Listen I just can’t pick, ok? They’re both too fun. Hope that’s ok 😅

Also I made a lil visual aid it’s just flat colors but:

Fandom: MHA

Ship: KiriBaku (Romantic)

Warnings: Light swearing and capital text. Other than that nothing this is super fluffy ^-^

Summary: AU where Kirishima celebrates Christmas and Bakugou celebrates Chanukkah. Kirishima and Bakugou are enjoying a lazy day chilling in Bakugou’s dorm room. The topic of which winter holiday, Christmas or Chanukkah, is better comes up. Playful tickling ensues 😈. Later, when lying in bed, Kirishima takes his sweet, soft, revenge.

Bakugou and Kirishima were just chilling in Bakugou’s dorm room, shooting the shit.

“I’m just saying, Christmas is the best holiday. I mean, come ON. Lights, cookies, and best of all, MAGIC. Chanukkah has NOTHING on THAT” Kirishima argued playfully.

“Nothing you say? Chanukkah has latkes, fire and gambling. That beats some fatass in a stupid suit any day of the week” Bakugou replied.

“Gambling?” Kirishima questioned.

“The fuck do you think dreidel is, shitty hair?”

Kirishima burst into loud laughter at that.

“DREIDEL? PFFT ihit doehoesn’t cohount if ihit’s chohocolahahate”

“Alright, pack it up gaylord before I give your something to laugh about” Bakugou shot back.

“You say as if you aren’t the biggest gigglemonster in Class 1A, Bakubro.” Kirishima teased with his signature shark-toothed grin and a wiggle of his fingers.

“Speak for yourself, sir laughs-a-lot” Bakugou retorted with an indignant huff.

“Aww that was cute. I’m tickled”

“You will be if you don’t watch your attitude”

“Says you, giggles” Kirishima replied, accentuating the statement with a quick poke to Bakugou’s side, causing the fiery blond to bite down on his lower lip.

“That’s rich coming from you, flinch-meister” Bakugou easily returned, tasing kirishima in the ribs, resulting in a dramatic flinch and a sharp gasp.

“Oh yeah? Well, too bad you’re too slow to catch me.”

And with that Kirishima took off running out of Bakugou’s dorm room and towards the common room in a blind fit of nervous energy, giggles already threatening to bubble up and out of his throat. Bakugou was hot on his trail, fighting a grin of his own (he DID have a reputation, you know). The two quickly found themselves in the common room, facing each other from opposite ends of the couch, swerving to try and fake the other out. Though they tried to look serious, no one could mistake the excitement and playfulness dancing in their eyes. Finally tiring of the back and forth game, Bakugou leapt across the entire couch, flying into Kirishima and barreling them both to the ground in a tangle of limbs. Bakugou scrambled to straddle Kirishima.

“Nooo dohohon’t”

“Don’t what, shitty hair?”

“Tihickle mehe”

Before Kirishima ever realized the trap he’d fallen into, Bakugou shoved his hands up his boyfriend’s shirt and scratched at Bakugou’s toned stomach.

“AIIIIIIIIEHAHAHA BAHAKUHUBROHOHO”

“Yes love?”

“AHAHAHAA”

“I’m sorry, I can’t understand you sweetheart”

“NAAAAAHAHAHA DOHOHON’T” “AHAHAHA STAHAHAHAP”

“Don’t stop? Well, if you insist”

“NOHOHOHO IHIHI AAHAHAHA”

“Just shut up and laugh, shitty hair”

With that Bakugou squeezed his hands into Kirishima’s underarms. And Kirishima did indeed “shut up and laugh” considering he could no longer get a single word out through his laughter. Sensing his boyfriend was reaching his limit, Bakugou moved on to his grand finale, Kirishima’s ribs. He found the rib 3 from the bottom on the left, the one he KNEW Kirishima couldn’t stand, and dug in with scratching, vibrating fingers. The reaction was immediate.

“AAAAAIIIIII…………AHAHAHA………AH………NAHAHHHH……MEHE…..HERHEE….CEEEEE”

That last scream sounded suspiciously like “Mercy”, so Bakugou slowed his tickling down to just gentle tracing, keeping Kirishima in light giggles before rolling off him to get him some much needed water. Kirishima just closed his eyes and smiled, feeling significantly happier than he had before.

Later that night, Kirishima and Bakugou were cuddled up in Kirishima’s cramped bed, the tips of their noses practically touching as they easily shared whispers and hushed laughter between them. Wide smiles tugging hard at their cheeks, stray hands roaming, blushes deepening. All it took was one stray finger brushing against Bakugou’s side where it met his back, causing Bakugou to let out a small yelp and Kirishima to raise an eyebrow, mischief dancing in his eyes.

“Oh? What’s that I hear? Is that…an opportunity for revenge?” Kirishima wasted no time grabbing Bakugou’s waist, flipping him over and pulling Bakugou’s back into his own chest. Firmly securing Bakugou against him with one arm, Kiri used his free hand to skitter his fingers all over Bakugou’s tummy, causing the sweetest, most out of character giggles to spill from the blondes lips without restraint. Normally he was able to resist such light tickles, but it was late and he was too tired to try or care. Soft, easy laughter bubbled up from his core and poured out of his mouth without protest as he threw his head back on Kirishima’s shoulder and grabbed desperately at his hands, despite putting no force into actually pushing them away. Naturally, Kirishima noticed.

“Aww is the super manly King Explosion Murder not strong enough to push me off? Or is he having too much fun to even try?” Bakugou could only shake his head and giggle in response. Because he WAS having fun. It felt good, to laugh like this. To be tickled and teased and so thoroughly messed with. It felt good to know that someone cared about, no, LOVED him enough to want to fuck with him like this. He kept up a tough facade, and he was slow to trust, but with Kirishima he felt SAFE and LOVED. And he knew he could love THIS, with HIM, without judgement. And GOD it felt good. He let his giggles grow without resistance, reveling in the feeling of laughter and being teased like this.

“Careful, love. Don’t wake our classmates” Kirishima chucked directly into Bakugou’s ear, careful to make sure his breath alone tickled.

Seeming to have forgotten they weren’t entirely alone, Bakugou quickly clamped a hand over his mouth, attempting to muffle the sweet giggles he couldn’t even attempt to stop from streaming out of him. That’s when he felt treacherous fingers slip under his thin sleep shirt, the scribbling on his bare skin somehow WORLDS better worse. Kirishimas delicate fingers scratched and scraped at Bakugou’s soft skin, occasionally digging into the toned muscle underneath. They were like spiders, softly reeling in their prey for the taking. And Kirishima, that godsend asshole, was definitely taking. Kirishima’s dangerous hands traveled up and down Bakugou’s torso, tickling from his hips all the way to the top of his ribs, occasionally even dipping into his underarms. Bakugou grabbed a nearby pillow and threw his face into it in a desperate attempt to muffle his soft laughter. When he felt one devious finger swirl into his navel, he felt himself double over in a failed attempt to curl up, still held firm in Kirishima’s embrace. His mind was alight with the buzz of nothingness, unable to comprehend anything besides the feeling of Kirishima against his back, the safe arm around his waist, and the gentle tickles crawling over every inch of skin they could reach. Sensing his boyfriend was reaching his limit, Kirishima slowed his tickles down until he was just gently rubbing away all the ghost tickles, before pulling Bakugou even further into him, carding his fingers through Bakugou’s hair, and whispering sweet praises in his ear. He kept this up until Bakugou drifted off to sleep, cheeks still dusted pink and a soft smile still tugging at his lips, body still curled around Kirishima’s arm. Kirishima himself wasn’t awake to enjoy the sight for much longer.

[bistaxx]

JINX !! tell me why you ship Quackity x Luzu and why you dont ship Quackity x Wilbur I need to know the Lore

Hiiiiiiiii Vin! oh gosh- I'll try to condense this as much as I can OKAY SO...

yeah I don't vibe with tntduo 😭- I already talked about q!tnt so I'll just explain about c!tnt instead:

Why don’t you ship it: The Fandom. Listen I hate saying it but it really is 90% of the reason why- I always try not to let annoying fandom stuff sour my opinions but like... MAN- Because like I actually did really use to enjoy /r tntduo fuck man I was shipping it back in October 17th 2020 after the moment in the button room and especially after the famous Niki's birthday stream like- idk I just liked the dynamic and the chemistry it was fun! I was even still shipping it when I first started getting really into the c!fiances and was hyped when Wilbur and Quackity met up again... but then. IDK- something about the fandom take on their dynamic just didn't click with me it didn't feel like the same characters I enjoyed ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THE WAY C!QUACKITY WOULD GET TREATED- like GIRL- Quackity would not cave and be visibly annoyed or flustered by the first jab Wilbur makes hello-??? or the fanart that would portray Wil as like completely disregarding Q's personal space as this 'teehee funny flirty' thing like I HATED that shit- I also just hated how when I tried to look up c!fiances content I had to filter like 5 million tags to actually find what I was looking for because there'd be so many c!tnt fics that had the fiances tagged in them and 50% of the time it was just so Quackity could break-up with them for Wilbur 😭 I also just like got sick of seeing it everywhere when I wanted to find c!Q content it felt like it was inescapable and that people only cared for my favorite character solely to mischaracterize him in a ship I was quickly growing tired of... yeha I think that sums it up-

What would have made you like it? Um.. All of the above not happening LMAO-

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? Like I said earlier I DID really like it and I have tnt shipping mutuals who do the dynamic justice even if I got super burnt out on it (shoutout to Thes)

... So anyway uh- SO LUCKITY-

(this will be a lot shorter despite how much I have to say about Luckity I'm just really tired rn SORRY 😭)

This will be about k!Luckity specifically cuz I rly don;t have much of anything to say about q!Luckity outside of finding Arinckity cute

What made you ship it? Started for the fluff and stayed for the toxic ship 😈- GOD Quackity and Luzu fucking outdid themselves with Luckity in Karmaland V like dude it's just so good- like looking back on it the writing was already on the walls that they were so doomed from the very start- like they somehow manage to be both "it's tragic because it didn't have to end this way" and "it's tragic because it was always gonna end this way." if that makes sense. But god at the start it was just so easy to overlook the blaring the red flags because they'd give us just enough hope that it'd end well only for the rug to get pulled during the elections and the whole dynamic get's flopped on it's head but now instead of cute fluff or funny flirting it's this Angry passion and resentment- from start to end they were devoted to each other whether in hatred or in love. The build-up and payoff were both just amazing even if I felt miffed about the ending of the arc at first I've since come to love it because really it's just the cherry on top of their tragedy leaving the possibility they could just end up doing it all over again yeah <3 They were The Moment yeah!

What are your favorite things about the ship? A lot of things but like- I love that they're sun and moon coded <33333 I remember associating them with sun/moon imagery before they took those iconic photos with the sun and moon and like I was so hyped when that happened <3 my toxic sun/moon boys yeah <3

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Not really no- but HEY check out this web weave I made about Luckity that I'm still super proud of and debate remaking one day: X :3

[snaillock]

Barou, Tokimitsu, Raichi, Lorenzo, Isagi, Bachira, Kuon👉👈

this gon be a long one so buckle up

already did barou’s here

tokimitsu

Sexuality Headcanon: ace panromantic

Gender Headcanon: demi boy

A ship I have with said character: tokiaryu

A BROTP I have with said character: i can see him getting along amazingly with zantetsu

A NOTP I have with said character: none

A random headcanon: whenever he gets anxious or overwhelmed, he probably retreats and listens to his favorite song on repeat until he feels better

General Opinion over said character: he’s so cute i love his moomin face so much

raichi

Sexuality Headcanon: bi with a male preference

Gender Headcanon: cis but would probably use some random neopronouns he found online and he thought were cool looking so he would demand others to refer to him that way.

A ship I have with said character: none

A BROTP I have with said character: him and gagamaru best bros ever

A NOTP I have with said character: none

A random headcanon: once got into a heated argument with someone in a video game that he practically screeched into the mic and threw his controller into the tv screen. (and it probably has happened twice)

General Opinion over said character: i love how he’s an angry character but only really rages over unfairness and i really respect that

lorenzo

Sexuality Headcanon: pansexual

Gender Headcanon: i feel like he’s gender apathetic and is cool with literally any pronouns but probably really likes it/its

A ship I have with said character: none

A BROTP I have with said character: barou and snuffy

A NOTP I have with said character: none

A random headcanon: despite living on the streets, he is surprisingly picky and probably hates most vegetables

General Opinion over said character: oh possum man possum man possum man… tbh i was pretty neutral on him when he first appeared cause like i love silly characters but he was a little too silly for me though he’s really started to grow on and i will miss him💔

isagi

Sexuality Headcanon: bi with an equal preference but never realized he liked men until he was like 13

Gender Headcanon: cis

A ship I have with said character: bachisagi for sureeee (and isagi x me😈)

A BROTP I have with said character: too many to list but for now i’ll say kurona and bachira

A NOTP I have with said character: i do not fucking like saesagi nor do i get it. i only really see it as a mutual respect between them and besides some of the ship content repulses me. (im now realizing how ironic this is since i ship myself with both of them.) ok mini rant over

A random headcanon: he only plays fifa and has ALL of the games in that series but sucks at any other games (i’ll carry him anyway teehee)

General Opinion over said character: oh my beloved i love him so so much my soulmate fr. even if my masterlist says otherwise

bachira

Sexuality Headcanon: can’t pick between gay or bi but definitely a male preference

Gender Headcanon: not sure but he definitely uses he/they pronouns

A ship I have with said character: bachisagi ofc and bachirin

A BROTP I have with said character: isagi and

A NOTP I have with said character: none

A random headcanon: he has a whole collection of soccer related plushies and pillows. has a huge football pillow that helps him sleep better through the night.

General Opinion over said character: oh my precious boy. unsurprisingly he was one of my first favorites when i watched bllk and i still love him so much to this day. and he lowkey like me fr

kuon

Sexuality Headcanon: pansexual with no preference

Gender Headcanon: cis

A ship I have with said character: none

A BROTP I have with said character: isagi b4 he betrayed him

A NOTP I have with said character: none

A random headcanon: has for sure traded hair care secrets with chigiri (chigiri probably gatekept most of them😭)

General Opinion over said character: i don’t really have a strong opinion of him since i lowkey forgot abt him after the first selection 💀 but my impressions of him were that he was super pretty and it was kinda goofy that he screwed up the plan of winning that selection completely on his own

[mileswrldz]

my ops on ships!!

eremika - my otp. my everything. it’s been two years and i still fucking cry over them. it’s to the point i see a field and i tear up. the dynamic that eren loves her more than everything and more than mikasa loves him. still mad at mappa for not animating them holding HANDS. i’m gonna kms when the end gets animated /j

aruani - THEYRE SO CUTIEJAJDJJSR i cant they’re literally so cute i love them and they’re dynamic and how armin fell for her and always visited her. HES SO DESPERATE FOR HER GODDDDD.

eruri - my other otp. there is absolutely no way they didn’t have a secret relationship going on. levi was always by erwin and even told him he’d follow him to hell. just like mikasa loved eren and protected him, levi did the same for erwin. THEY WERE LITERALLY ROOMMATES AND THEY DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER. levi trying everything in his power to stop erwin from doing the mission and wanting to immediately revive erwin. ENMIES TO LVRS IS MY FAV TROPE!! and their size difference is so cute GOD i can do a whole analysis.

yumihisu - MY BABIESSSS. the first aot ship i ever loved. they r literally gfs and in love. ever since ymir died historia was never happy. she doesn’t even love her husband. they were everything. i was a mess when ymir died.

jearmin - THEYVE LITERALLY HAD SO MANY INTERACTIONS. jean always has his arm around armin in some way. and they are always like touching in public it’s so cute.. and their size difference is adorable too. i’m a sucker for it.

levihan - i don’t ship them, i see levi as mlm and i cant rlly see hange w anyone. they are platonic soulmates to me tho!!

eremin - i def respect it, I just don’t rlly ship it. But I understand why people do, they’re rlly touchy w eachother. i’ll def write for it tho!!!!

reibert - i cant see it 😭😭 (will write for them tho)

jeanmarco - they were cute, it’s kinda meh tho marco was kind of a background character tho, i didnt rlly care when he died

ereri - absolutely not. you disgust me if i ship this. idk why this ship was and is popular. eren and levi have a father son relationship. will most definitely not write for this ship!!! i hate pedophiles!!

erehisu - no no no no no absolutely not stfu if you ship HISTORIA IS LESBIAN!!!!! it genuinely makes me physically ill whenever this ship is mentioned i hate it so much.

jeankasa - at first i didn’t like them at all, but they’re def an after war ship for me. i can see them together after the war, and i don’t have problem with it at all. during war i don’t ship it tho cuz it was heavily one sided

zevi - be so fr, (crackship tho)

flojean - anyone with floch is a crime

levi and petra idk their ship name - daughter/father relationship. she looks up to him like eren looks up to him. levi is mlm in my eyes.

sasha and connie - absolutely no for romantic but they are most definitely twins. they break my heart sm. connie loved her sm and def feels like half of him is missing :(

conkasa - crackship funny asf

mikannie - UGHHHH TOXIC GFS!!!!!!!!!!!!! wish they ended up together after war

sasha x niccolò - their dynamic is so cute. niccolò getting flustered over sasha is adorbs to. connie def hyped them up and if they got married, he’d be flower boy.

gabi x falco - CHILD LOVERS SO ADORABLE. MY BABIES. they both protect eachother i love them

reiner x historia - be SOOOO fr..

jean x pieck - where did this even come from

eren x annie - where did this even come from

hitchannie - toxic gfs 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

mikahisu - ok they’re kinda cute… def prefer mikasa w historia over that farmer mf

[trevuorzegras]

━╋ MY RIGHT TO BE HELLISH

jealous by nick jonas

summary: In which famous actress y/n y/l/n was seen at a Canucks game, which sparks rumors. (part 1/4)

pairings: quinn hughes x actress!reader.

platonic!jack hughes x reader. social media au

faceclaim: dove cameron

next part

newestupdates

newestupdates: Actress y/n y/l/n spotted at the lastest Canuck’s vs Ducks game wearing an old Quinn Hughes jersey! Opinions?

tagged: yourusername

liked by canucks, njdevils, and more

user1: i say we i don’t know, leave her alone and let her live her life?? 😭

liked by yourusername.

yourusername: i was invited to the game, so i attended, i was also PROVIDED with the jersey. don’t stretch it.

↳ canucks: thank you for attending! we are sorry this got out of hand!

↳ yourusername: not your fault what’s so ever! just things being blown out of proportion canucks

user2: wait her and quinn would be cute??

↳ user3: he plays hockey, and she acts 💀 they’d never have time to themselves.

user4: you guys post anything at this point. y/n can’t even go to a hockey game in PEACE ☹️

user5: puck bunny

↳ yourusername: i’ve watched hockey since i was a kid, i am not a puck bunny, and can 100% guarantee i know more about the sport than you do. thank you for your input though, johnathan!

↳ user6: she ate i fear. (i do not fear. we all knew she would) yourusername

user7: _quinnhughes

yourusername

yourusername: thank you @canucks for the amazing opportunity! i loved every minute of this game. and we won 4-0?? 🤔 #gocanucks

liked by canucks, lhughes_06, and more

njdevils: come to a devils game next? 🫣

↳ yourusername: lmk when and where & im there!

user8: i know you guys see luke lurking in her likes. i cannot be the only one 😭😭

↳ user9: thought i was going INSANE STOP

lhughes_06: _quinnhughes HELLO? YOU WERE IN THE SAME ARENA AS Y/N Y/L/N AND DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME?

↳ _quinnhughes: i have no idea who this is luke

↳ yourusername: slightly offended, quinnifer _quinnhughes

jackhughes: yeah come on over to a devils game, we’ll actually acknowledge you

↳ yourusername: like i said, when & where and i’m there jack (:

user10: Y/N GOING TO A DEVILS GAME

user11: how does quinn NOT know y/n

↳ lhughes_06: my thoughts exactly

user12: lukey boy is LURKING 👀

canucks: we loved having you! hope to see you again very soon, y/n!!

↳ yourusername: i love whoever runs this account

user13: the way she didn’t tag anyone in these pictures 😭

↳ yourusername: they don’t need tags (:

↳ user14: LMFAOOA SHE SAID FUCK THEM HOCKEY PLAYERS FR yourusername

liked by yourusername.

njdevils

njdevils: since q. hughes didn’t appreciate ms. y/l/n. these hughes’ will 😈 #GONJDEVILS

tagged: l_hughes, yourusername, jackhughes

liked by jackhughes, yourusername, and others

user15: DEVILS AND CANUCKS BEEF??

↳ user16: more like jack & luke vs quinn beef 😭

yourusername: was an honor! i absolutely adore the jacket, thank you guys so much. <3

↳ canucks: the betrayal.

↳ yourusername: quinn didn’t even know who i was, do you guys even love me 💔 canucks

user17: the picture of her and jack GUYS STOP

↳ user18: why do i ship them.. 🙃

↳ user19: no i completely get it. user18

↳ user20: no?? they make no sense.. user19

jackhughes: YUP WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE Y/N OVER HERE canucks _quinnhughes can you guys relate?? 🤔 didn’t think so

↳ canucks: you are EVIL jack hughes.

_quinnhughes: i didn’t know a girl once now my team is beefing with my brothers’ team. great.

↳ yourusername: i apologize, i tried to tell them to be nice ☹️

↳ _quinnhughes: not your fault my brothers are evil yourusername

user21: okay but the jacket is fire

↳ yourusername: exactly! never taking it off

↳ canucks: traitor! yourusername

user22: jack and luke look so GOOD

↳ user23: LITERALLY WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT??

user24: jack and y/n, quinn and y/n that, WHAT ABOUT LUKE AND Y/N GUYS HEAR ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

↳ _quinnhughes: she’s too pretty for either of them

*this comment has been deleted.*

user25: I KNOW YOU GUYS SAW THAT??

↳ user26: ARE WE TRIPPING????????

next part

turning this into a story, how we feel? 🫣 it’s definitely going to be a short one, i’ll possibly go longer ones in the near future, but not right now! feel free to request anything!

check out my navigation, here!

check out my nhl masterlist, here!

[lalosaki030]

NorSka sounds way cooler sgahshdn hsjgdn I’m gonna steal it 😈😈😈(calling it NordSka from now on)

TomMatt (Tomato) [isn’t there a person on the Ew community called that?? Idk]

Interest Factor: 8/10

plausibility: 6/10

fans: 6/10

personal comments: bro the dynamic is insane, Matt has literally committed war crimes worse than their actual ‘commit war crimes’ friend and now is suddenly harmless. And even though Tom is actually mentally prepared for the situation, he’s still kinda tense about it and wants to make sure that Matt doesn’t do shit. Overall: 8/10

Imo every Tom/Eduardo ship is bound to be like an old ahh married couple. DietSweater and Cola with Alcohol(TomEdd) are the best examples.

TomEdd(Cola with Alcohol)

interest factor: 9/10

plausibility factor: 7/10

fans: 7/10

personal comments: OMFG FINALLY A MAIN CHAR SHIP I ACTUALLY FUCK WITH. I LOVE THIS SHIP ONG THEY ACT SO GAY IN THE FUCKING SERIES AND THE FANART IS SO CUTEE ASHDHFHSHCHHC YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA

but some fans mischaracterise Edd sm like Wdym???? Edd isn’t the mom friend, he’s as goofy as the rest, he’d prob make fun of Tom while he’s drunk like Matt and Tord, overall 8/10

TordMatt (I don’t want to make a ship name for this one)

interest factor: 6/10

plausibility factor: 4/10

Fans: 2/10

personal comments: Normalise TordMatt fans slander‼️‼️‼️ why do they mischaracterism Matt sm, STOP INFANTILISING HIMMM erm also btw Matt killed the entire world twice so erm 🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️ they would make good and delicious angst

But overall: 4/10 :3

(found this in my drafts, your mom stinks)

Hii pooks :ppp gotta rant for a sec ─┉┈◈◉◈┈┉

imagine saying “W based” to a fucking tragedy because they have an identity that doesn’t align with the conservative masculine culture that you were forced to follow 🫤🫤🫤

(justice for nex bennedict)

It’s kinda weird yk, because it’s hard to tell if they’re being satire or not. It still doesn’t even matter though, bc even if their trolling or not, they’ll never stop because it’s funny to them and idk if they’re sick or what but it has been part of the internet for so long it feels very sadly inevitable that people would do this. And the fact it’s so unfairly politically charged as well 😕😕😕

Why is it that any other meme is unfunny, but when it’s about the death of a trans kid or ‘game is game’ it’s suddenly unanimously funny?

why is it that any other person dies, it’s a tragedy but when they’re gay, it’s funny?

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Erm anyways😍😍😍! Rant out of the way, rate these ships :3 (I included my personal thoughts.)

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TomTord. (VodkaGun)

Interest factor: 8/10

plausibility factor: 6/10

Fans: 4/10

personal comments: Enemies to lovers is some how overrated yet underrated. Such an interesting ship to think about, two guys who have had such a long and complicated history—first friends, then frienemies, separated, then enemies, then somehow lovers—they must feel kind of weird and awkward if they actually have a relationship.

Id think they’d actually forgive each other, like:

“Why would you forgive me for something that almost killed you?”

“Stupid fuck ass, Matt did it better.”

”Wtfdym???”

“Matt was a zombie and took over the city, killing thousands. Your pathetic ass only killed like one person…”

Really fun to think about on its own but the fans are kinda goofy asf, the creation of dear star boy is enough proof. Overall: 6.8/10

EddMatt (ColaMirror) Interest factor: 5/10

plausibility factor: 7/10

Fans: idk their usually TomTord shippers so 5/10?

personal comments: might have a cool dynamic with the fact that Matt pretty much took over the world two times. Don’t really fw this ship tbh. Overall: 4/10

[1/?] (copy and paste if ur lazy :33)

For the rant, I've blocked every person who I've ever seen say shit like that (my block list is pretty full)

AS FOR THE SHIPSSSSS-

Tomtord (Norska)

Interest factor: 7/10

Plausibility: depends on the timeline

Fans: 8/10 or 4/10

Personal comments: I really depend on the eras for shipping these two, 2004-8 is some silly playful enemy friend secret love type beats, 2016 is SO full of angst and makes me cry if I use it right, and future.. chefs kiss, I love slowly rebuilding divorced arcs

Overall: 8.3/10

Eddmatt (colamirror)

Interest factor: 5/10

Plausibility: 4/10

Fans: 6/10

Personal comments: this is one of the safest but most common ships in the Fandom, I can't get myself to be a huge fan of it too because they have a more best friend relationship to me. It's a cute ship but it seems forced due to tomtord being so popular

Overall: 4.5/10

[delirious-donna]

Hey cutie 🖤

Just wanted to pop on here and say I hope you’re having a fabulous weekend so far. Don’t work yourself too hard!

Thought it may be fun to see who you ship your moots with when you have time, and also see who you ship me with? 😉

Love you,

🕷

Shipping time has arrived!! 😈

Now first, I ship all you absolute babes with me above all else. I'd treat you so good... I swear, just gimme the chance.

Second, I have a lot of moots and I've tried to include as many as possible. If I missed you (I'm sorry and it's just an oversight) and you want a ship please just ask, I don't mind!

Oh, and 🕷️ - I ship you exclusively with me... you are my beloved, although I have a high suspicion that I've shipped you below 😉

@tired-biscuit - Kiba. Okay, so it might seem like I'm only making this choice because you love him so very much but I do genuinely think you two would be cute together. You’d tell him bluntly when he was being an ass and he’d protect you so fiercely. No one talks bad to his girl, well... unless it's him and only in the bedroom. Yes, he can be harsh but he knows when you are feeling too soft and he won’t breach that trust.

@azurelyy - Shikamaru. You deserve someone that will stimulate your mind as well as your body. 😉 he thinks you're adorable and is easily pulled along by your bright personality when he would normally prefer to laze around. He will test your patience for sure, but it will be rewarded tenfold. A perfect couple. Oh, and if you call him Daddy, he WILL lose all self control. I dare you Az…

@at-heart-artwork - Yuta. He is so soft and gentle but powerful and determinedly protective of his loved ones. He would make you feel so fucking loved, never doubting his affection for you for even a moment. You would be his safe space, where he can relax and feel at ease. Head settled on your lap whilst you stroke his hair and watch whatever the hell you choose, he isn’t picky as long as you are happy.

@nightingaleflow - Gaara. I took so long deliberating over this choice. He is stoic and very driven, something that he would use to help you in any way he could. Affection doesn't come easy to him but your sweet nature makes it so natural for him to whisper those sweet words that fill his head without feeling embarrassed. You are his biggest supporter, never halting in your belief that he can do whatever he puts his mind to. Two cuties.

@leavesandflowers - Geto. A monkey you may be, but he’ll make an exception for only you. You are wickedly funny and very open, he likes that and he’d push you to the limits of what you'd be willing to experience. You find him dark and sexy, drawn to that bad boy side and most likely encouraging it, knowing you. Naughty girl..!

@honeylavendr - Draken. I spent a long time jumping between fandoms for you and although this is a new one, I think it's the right choice. Draken is very laid back despite his maniac friends. He is used to the demands of Mikey so you are a piece of cake in comparison and a hell of a lot sweeter. He’ll scoff at your humourous one-liners but secretly he thinks you're so funny and cute. He’ll wrap you in bruising bear hugs and chase you around when you're being silly. Feed him strawberries, Cher. The man is so hungry...

@mochikage - Yuuji. I’m sticking with this cause I think you two would so adorable. If you wanna add Megumi in for a little poly I’d fully support that. A lil trio of cuties that are able to support each other in the way they need it. Yuuji would be the most encouraging partner, so supportive and sweet. Megumi is the solace, the person to cling to when things get too much. You are the glue that keeps everyone together with your sweet affection and just overall cuteness.

@allyallygator - Naruto. So, I’m not so sure that I know your thoughts on best boy Uzumaki but when I think of you, I think you’d look cute with Lord Seventh. He would literally light up anytime you walked in a room and he finds it impossible not to be touching you in some way. You would bask in his sunshine aura, feeling so very wanted by your handsome man.

@sneetsnoot - Jiraiya. I almost wanna say obvs and leave it that cause this is so iconic but I’ll elaborate. Who else could deal with your sense of humour and just ‘you’ other than Jiraiya? He indulges you, and finds you so funny that his sides hurt but goddammit are you cute. He can read you his ideas for his latest book without fear of judgment and you'll even act them out with him. Classic duo.

@thoughtfullyrainynightmare - Fuegoleon. Whether you are self-inserting in Embers or not, I believe that you and Solara are the same person and who else but Fuegoleon could I ship either of you with? He feels so deeply but struggles to show it, you draw that side out of him and soften those slightly jagged edges. Fue helps you to be your best and supports all your dreams with fiery dedication.

@lyranova - William. I’m not fully sure why but he was the first person who came to mind when I thought about this. He is sweet and thoughtful, wanting to hear about your day and rubbing your shoulders late at night. You offer that quiet solace in which he can unwind and truly be himself. He doesn’t have to hide behind his mask with you, you accept him as he is and he appreciates that so much.

@virtue-and-beneviolence - Hanma. Who else? You guys are chaos in physical form and I am here for it. He incites those crazy thoughts in your mind, whispers in your ear and sits back to watch what happens. You are so fun to him and not in a “let’s see how far I can push her” way but more “wow, she is really intriguing.” Oh and Kisaki is definitely your bestie who likes to blast Hanma all the time.

[jeannettegray]

I'm gonna let you have HuntLow, but it'll come at the cost of FuJigen as well. 😈 (FujiGen? God, I rarely see this in the wild.)

Huntlow

A+: OTP A: I love it B: It’s really cute C: Not a bad ship D: I’m neutral on it E: I don’t really like it F: NOTP N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

The only reason it's not higher is that I'm salty they had to rush the "enemies" part in enemies-to-lovers. They were only enemies for like half an episode, Hunter was redeemed immediately after. It would have been so much more interesting if the Heroine's best friend and the Big Bad's Dragon had been developing feelings for each other while still stuck in the opposite sides of the conflict. It's not nearly as fun if they are on the same side.

Anyway. Allow me to brag for a moment.

WELL WELL WELL. IT APPEARS THAT WE WERE NOT DELUSIONAL, SEEING THINGS THAT WEREN'T THERE, OR OTHERWISE CONFUSING ROMANCE WITH FRIENDSHIP. IT APPEARS THAT WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT.

Suck it, antis.

FuJigen

A+: OTP A: I love it B: It’s really cute C: Not a bad ship D: I’m neutral on it E: I don’t really like it F: NOTP N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

It's a perpetual source of frustration that, even though Lupin III has been around for like half a century, the FuJi fanworks are practically nonexistent.

[tavrosdidnothingwrong]

So nobody asked me the thing because this is a sideblog and on here I only have like 40 followers that aren’t fucking porn bots LOL so I’m just gonna do the thing on my own, for my 2 fave things

Soul Eater

the first character i ever fell in love with: Crona!

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Huh I don’t know that I have one of these, I do have one in the reverse though, Justin Law was much fucking better in the manga as a villain; he bored me at first/in the anime, until he turned 😈

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Again don’t really have one of these but I go back and forth with SoMa honestly

my ultimate favorite character™: don’t make me pick between Maka and Crona

prettiest character: Tsubaki!

my most hated character: Excalibur? lol

my OTP: CroMa

my NOTP: SteinMarie kind of, I just ship Stein so hard with Spirit lmao

favorite episode: episode 21, when CroMa become friends

saddest death: Medusa’s (in the manga), but not because of her, because of how Crona felt during it

favorite season: the first

least favorite season: the second……where is my manga faithful remake

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: no one?

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: BLACK STAR

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Crona duh

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: TezcaJustin bitch…other otp

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: DTK/Liz

[headinthestarz]

Omg this is fun, ty baby @mesmorales

1: What colour are your eyes? Hazel babyyy

2: What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio sun, cap moon, sag rising 😈

3: What little thing tells you someone is good? How they take care of their drunk friends

4: Do you have a recurring dream? I dream I’m getting chased a lot (hi anxiety)

5: What is the most interesting class you have taken? I took a pole dancing class once but severely lacked upper body strength 😭

6: How often do you daydream? Hourly

7: Name/nickname? oooo… name reveal? 🤫 People call me H

8: Height? 5’8 (172.2cm)

9: Languages? Literally I just know random phrases in other languages but that’s it

10: Nationality? British bad b

11: Favourite season? Has to be autumn

12: Favourite colour? Green/pastel yellow

13: Favourite animals? I love whales

14: Tea, coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee in the morning, tea in the arvo

15: Are you a dog or cat person? Dogs

16: How many blankets do you sleep with? Just a duvet

17: A random fact about you? I lost my best friend when I was 18 (sorry that’s a bit sad but I couldn’t think of anything)

18: Three ships? They’re non cannon but: Loki & Mobius, Bella & Carlisle, Brienne of Tarth & Tormund

19: Last song? Obsessed with you - Central Cee

20: Last movie? Black widow

21: Currently reading? I’ve literally just finished Her Soul to Take (amazing)

22: Currently watching? Ghosts (bbc)

23: Currently craving? A fucking holiday

24: Last thing I googled? Vintage post modern dining table

25: Favourite musicians/artists? Too many to choose but notable mentions are: Fleetwood Mac (obvs), Neck Deep, AJ Tracey, Doja Cat

26: Current song stuck in my head? Meet me at our spot - Willow

27: Lucky number? 11 (my angel number)

28: Currently wearing? The most basic wfh fit - Lulu black leggings, FOG Essentials jumper (brown) & my socks have sausage dogs on (they’re Christmas ones)

29: Dream job? Running a cute lil coffee shop in my new seaside home town 🥺

30: Dream trip? I’d really like to go to New Zealand

31: Ocean side or mountain? Oceanside, the wave noises are unmatched

32: Do you play any instruments? I used to play the cello

33: Current fav song? HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR U !!! (Listen don’t judge)

34: Describe yourself as an aesthetic? Post modern with a hint of boho

If uve already done it then just ignore this buuuuuut: tell me about ursevles: @beskarboobs @littlepadika @pedros-mustache

Thanks for the tag @scabby-lasagne and @queenofthefaceless 😊 I got sent two very similar sets of questions with some duplicates, so I’ve amalgamated them into one to make it easier!

1: What colour are your eyes? Dark brown

2. What is your zodiac sign? Aries

3: What little thing tells you someone is good? I always think the way people treat service industry staff is quite telling (in a good and bad way). 

4: Do you have a recurring dream? I tend to dream about my teeth falling out, which I guess is anxiety-related.

5: What is the most interesting class you have taken? I took a module on Animal Law when I did my Law degree.

6: How often do you daydream? Lol a lot, especially about fictional characters.

7: Name/nickname? Laura. Haven’t had a nickname since high school, which was a long time ago now. 

8: Height? 5′6

9: Languages? I have a GCSE in French and I’ve been learning very basic Spanish via Duolingo for the last year, but I’m absolutely not fluent lol. 

10: Nationality? British

11: Favourite season? Autumn

12: Favourite colour? Purple

13: Favourite animals? Dogs

14: Tea, coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee when I need waking up and hot chocolate when it’s cold or I need comfort. 

15: Are you a dog or cat person? Dog person, just because that’s all I’ve ever had in my family. My husband’s family have always had cats, so I do like cats as well. 

16: How many blankets do you sleep with? I don’t have blankets, just a duvet. 

17: A random fact about you? I’m part Irish (on my dad’s side), although have never actually visited Ireland. I really need to rectify that one day. 

18: Three ships? Canon ships: Jimmy/Kim (Better Call Saul), Han/Leia (Star Wars) and Hugh/Paul (Star Trek Discovery). 

Non-canon ships: Jim/Bones (Star Trek AOS), any combination of Javi/Steve/Carrillo (Narcos), Nacho/Lalo (Better Call Saul). 

19: Last song? Judas - Lady Gaga

20: Last movie? I think it was Jurassic Park for about the millionth time (I can’t help but watch it whenever it’s on TV and it seems to pop up on a different channel nearly every week lol).

21: Currently reading? I’m afraid I’m not reading much of anything at the moment, published books or fic wise, as I’ve been concentrating a lot on writing these last few months. 

22: Currently watching? Ahh @scabby-lasagne I’m also re-watching Buffy at the moment! And yes, I still love it despite JW being awful and certain elements of it not ageing well. I’m also going to re-watch Narcos Mexico before season 3 starts. 

23: Currently craving? Motivation to get things done. 

24: Last thing I googled? Stuff to do with recovery of a broken arm (my husband broke his last weekend).

25: Favorite musicians/artists? Manic Street Preachers, The Killers/Brandon Flowers, Idlewild, Marina, Lady Gaga, London Grammar.

26: Current song stuck in my head? Happy Bored Alone - Manic Street Preachers

27: Lucky number? 10

28: Currently wearing? I’ve just changed into my pyjamas.

29: Dream job? Maybe something behind the scenes in film/TV like a locations manager.

30: Dream trip? Latin America, Japan or back to Canada.

31: Ocean side or mountain? Ocean side

32: Do you play any instrument? No

33: Current favorite song? In Another Life - The Killers

34: Describe yourself as an aesthetic? At this time of year, mostly tunics and knitwear in Autumnal colours teamed with jeans and boots. 

No pressure tags: @massivecolorspygiant, @nocturnal-milk-dud, @acrossthesestars, @unicorn-cloud, @maevesdarling, @fromthedeskoftheraven and anyone else who wants to answer these!

[pucker-sauce]

acuppellarp :

If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week. It’s easy enough to open it on the main blog and just go through the reblog list!

Meme Monday: Secret Confessions!

Send one or more symbols (anonymously or not!) to confess…

🏁 You make my heart race. 😍 I think you’re beautiful 😘 I want to kiss you 🤗 I want to hug you 🙄 I think you’re annoying 🤐 I’ve had unspeakable thoughts about you. In a dirty way. 😤 I’m angry with you 😢 I’ve cried because of you 😱 I’m scared of you 🤢 I’m disgusted by you 😇 I think you’re an angel 🤠 I want to ride you like a cowgirl. Yee haw. 😈 I think you’re a bad influence, but in a sexy way. 👶 I want to have your babies. Or I want you to have mine. Or we can adopt. 👵 I want to grow old with you 👰 I want to marry you 💃 I want to dance with you 👩‍❤️‍👩 I want to be your girlfriend 👊 I want to punch you. 👃 I think you smell great. I mean it in the least stalkery way possible. 👀 I think you have beautiful eyes. 💋 I want to make out with you like we’re a pair of horny teens. 👑 I think you’re a queen 🐶 I think you’re a bitch 🦊 I think you’re a fox. Rawr. 🐱 I want your… let’s call it V. 🦄 I know you’re an impossible dream but god dammit I still want you. 🐷 I think you’re a pig 🐪 I want to hump you 🐫 I want to hump you more than once 🦅 I think you’re fucking majestic 🐝 I know you’re a good person but I’m still kind of terrified of you. 💐 I wish you’d send me flowers in a non-platonic way 🍀 I feel lucky to have you in my life 🌙 I’ve had sexy dreams about you ⭐ I want to stargaze with you 🌈 I’d go gay for you. Or, I’m already gay (or not straight) but you make me gayer. ⚡ I think there are sparks betweenn us. 🔥 I think you’re super hot 🌊 I get wet when I think about you. No offense. 🍈 I love your boobs �� I love your ass 🥑 I’d have you for every single meal because you’re delicious 🥔 I feel like a potato around you 🥒 I’m sure you can guess what I want to do with you without me having to say it 🥓 I know you’re bad for my heart but I can’t quit you 🌮 I want your taco 🍭 I think you’re super sweet ☕ I want to spend a rainy afternoon cuddled up on the couch with you 🍷 I want to get drunk with you so we can use it as an excuse to have drunken sex and then pretend we can’t remember haha 🍸 I want to take you out to a fancy place so we can dress up and be hot together 🥄 I want to spoon you. Or be spooned by you. 🤸 I wish you’d pay more attention to me 🎭 I think you’re acting like someone you’re not 🏆 I think you’re the best 🎼 I want to sing for you 🏠 I want to move in with you 🌅 I want to wake up with you 🚢 I ship us 🗿 I think you have a big head 🛀 I want to take a romantic and/or sexy bath with you 💌 I wand to write you a love letter 💣 I think you’re the bomb 🔪 I think you’re a back stabber 💈 I’d shave my legs for you 🚿 I want to have shower sex with you ⌛ I want to be with you all the time 🎀 I think you’re super cute 📃 I’ve written on my diary about you ✂ I want to scissor with you ⚗ I think we have chemistry 🔮 I think you’re my destiny 💘 I’m in love with you ❤ I love you 💔 I’ve had my heart broken by you 💗 I’m falling for you 💬 I wish we talked more 🚮 I think you’re trash ⛔ I don’t want you at all

🆚 I’d pay to watch you fight ______. 🔆 You brighten up my days. ⏩ I think we have a future together. ⛔ No entry. You know what I mean. ⚠️ I think you’re dangerous. 🎶 When I listen to ______ I always think of you. 💈 I’d wax my cooch for you. 💭 Here’s a thought I’ve had about you: _______ 💤 Here’s a dream I’ve had about you: ______ 🖤 I’d share this fetish with you: ______ 💜 I’d love to leave a (sexy) bruise on your ______ (or the reverse) 💛 You’re my BFF 💚 I’m jealous of your relationship with ______ 💙 You leave me cold 💗 I have growing feelings of ______ for you 💕 I wish we were a couple 💔 You hurt me in this way: ______ 💘 I have a serious crush on you ⚖️ If there was justice in the world, we’d be ______ 📜 I’ve written in my diary about you 🕯️ I want to take you out on a romantic dinner by candlelight 📺 I want to Netflix and chill with you, and by chill I mean sex 🎞️ If our relationship was a movie, I’d want it to end ________ 🎁 If I could have anything in the world, I’d have: ______ 🎀 The most beautiful thing about you is: ______ 🌡️ The hottest thing about you is: ______ 🗺️ I’d travel the world with you 🌠 When I think of you, I wish ______ ⛵ I ship you with ______ 🚲 I think you’re ACup’s bycicle. 🌇 I want to watch a sunset with you 🌅 I want to wake up with you 🏝️ If I had to be stuck on a deserted island with one person, I’d choose you 🏜️ You give me a case of the Sahara crotch 🏹 If I was Cupid I’d shoot you and ________ with my arrows 🎬 I think this part of your personality is just an act: ______ 🎻 I’m sorry for ______ 🎤 I’d sing a duet with you 🎣 There are many fish in the sea but I kinda like you best 🎨 I think you’re a work of art 🤼 I want to wrestle you. In a naked way. 🏊 You get me wet 🍽️ I want to eat you out 🍻 I want to buy you a beer 🍯 You’re super sweet 🌮 I want your taco. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge 🌭 You’re a hot bitch 🥞 I want to eat you for breakfast 🍅 I’m too shy to tell you how I feel about you ❗ Wildcard! Enter your own confession. ❓ Wildcard! Combine with any of the above symbols to turn the confession into a question that the asked must answer. (For example:  ❓ 🏁 would mean ‘Who makes your heart race?)