#I didn't choose the obsession with italian dialect life it chose me

[someone-you-do-not-know]

Listen, listen, I need to know your hcs too, alright? I neeeeeeeed your Denmark hcs, since he's your dad x'D, and I need your Romano hcs, and your Spain hcs. No need to answer all of it at once.

All of the headcanons?! Right now? We'll never finish! D:

If it's not all at once, let's just go with a few for each for now.

Denmark: All nations have some artistic inclinations, of course, because every nation got art, culture, and literature, but I think Denmark really has the soul of a poet. For most of the medieval period, he didn't exactly get to show that, because there was always so much pressure on him to be the leader of the Kalmarunion and to be strong in battles, but he always liked the arts – when that pressure lessened (which was not a good experience for him), he allowed himself to indulge in that part of himself more. Even so, his form of poetry is never just to evoke pretty images, there's often an ironic slant to it. Another headcanon I have is that Denmark can drink anyone under the table if it's beer. Yes, even Russia. Anyone and everyone. He can do it.

The problem with Spain and Romano headcanons is that they've been in my head for so long that I literally cannot remember if it's canon or headcanon, and I just write it into my fanfiction. Even so, I will try!

Romano: I'm just gonna say it. I headcanon Romano as he/they. There's just something so enby about them. I've probably said it previously, but I think Romano is only nice to tourists, ladies, and old people. It's one of my favourite headcanons about him, so I want to say it again. Okay, okay, I know this is cheating, because I also kind of put it in a fanfic, but Romano is better at Italian dialects than Italian, and he is really bad at even imitating a non-southern accent in Italian (at least the nation version of him, aus are a different beast entirely). Doubling letters, especially consonants, is just more natural to him.

Spain: He never brings an umbrella for anything. He can look out the window and see it's raining, and he still doesn't bring an umbrella. Most of the time, he forgets they exist. Spain exists in this paradox which is that he's really bad at modern technology, but somehow also has the phone skills of a teenager. Like, his boss can ask him to send something as a pdf and he manages to send the wrong file three times, and when he finally gets the correct file, he sends it as a .doc. He always prints everything (leading to many fights with the printer), because he sometimes manages to delete the file when he closes it. At the same time, he "txt liek dis 😂😂😂🙌😋😋🙌💕💕💕" and knows how to use all the hip filters.

One spamano (because it is necessary): Spain really did get a pet turtle after the events of that one episode with the turtles. Romano got it for him, and Spain refers to it as their child.