#I couldn't find a letter from you that wasn't tagged April Fools

[askaceattorney]

Dear 91eivos,

Hmph, whippersnappers these days spend far too much time online, especially this YouTube and TikTok place you call entertainment. Back in my day, our entertainment was outside where we could get fresh air or go places besides just sitting and doing nothing but staring at a screen.

It’s especially pointless when all you’re seeing is people just eating and make money off of that! Is that all you kids ever do in life is just watch other people eat instead of going out to eat those same foods yourself!? You could even order food by phone or those things you call apps that will bring it to your door, but instead you’d rather watch some stranger eat in front of you!

You’d think people would spend more time outdoors and doing other fun activities than sitting and watching a screen. We had those too, but at least we could do more than just staring at that screen. Dancing while watching Everybody Loves Raymond can be quite enjoyable.

- Wendy Oldbag