#I checked in on a guy whose channel I haven't looked at in a while

[doedipus]

I'm really fascinated by the clade of twitch streamers that play games in ways that are like tedious beyond comprehension as like their bread and butter. speedrunners are a variant of this sometimes, if they're grinding for world records and reset within the first 10 minutes of a run over and over for 8 hours straight. but like, it's really pronounced with the people who do challenge runs

like there was a guy who spent most of last year doing a run of dark souls 3 where every enemy was replaced with one of the dlc bosses, and he spent probably 6 months just trying to fight the first mandatory one. every so often the weekly gdq stream will feature someone trying to do a run of some pokemon game where every 5 minutes they read off a new byzantine rule that explains why they have to lose and reset.

this whole paradigm would drive me insane. but like, for someone with enough patience, it's pretty brilliant. making a run of a game that's impossible to complete is, if nothing else, job security. if you gotta fill 4+ hours of stream every day with something, doing this kind of stuff takes the stress out of figuring out what to fill that with.

one must imagine sisyphus happy, etc

[pondslime]

do you think Bo really fucking loves orange juice or was he just looking for quick sugars to counter the blood loss?? also why did he think to do that. does he think getting nailed with an arrow to the chest is the same as donating to the Red Cross?? does he know what the Red Cross is??? whose waffle is that?? how do u just leave a waffle in there?? I bet he cooked it once and it wasn't cooked enough. so he pushed it down again for another round and then it got burnt. and he looked at it and said "dadgummit not again" and left it there to be someone else's problem. and it was the last one and Vincent came upstairs and all the waffles were gone except that one. and he sighed and looked at it for a long time. and when he saw it again in the toaster while he's fixing his damn face and his dumbass sweaty brother is like "lulul god n mama n stuff" Vincent was like. I've never seen the ocean. I bet I could drive to the ocean in, what, four hours?? buy a box of waffles on the way home. this bitch is still talking. you know he talks to himself all the time. he does an Elvis impression in the mirror sometimes. it's not good. I'm gonna do it. I'm going to the ocean. motherfucker drank all the juice too. goddammit. I hate this fucking family. wish I was adopted like Lester. "there's two more." yeah I know. idiot. there were six. what have you been doing?? having sexy garage time?? christ you suck. how are we related. where's the guy with the crossbow I'd like to have a word. he needs to work on his aim. I'll put you in a headlock and let him practice. fuck you're sweaty you smell like ass. stay ten feet away from me please. yeah whatever I'll help you I guess. already been helping but it's fine, mr. never-leave-here-without-me. mr. mayor of wax town. I crush the seniors at bingo at the country club every Wednesday and you haven't even noticed I'm gone. too busy playing every single role in Our Town by yourself. moron.

JDSFHJFHSJHFSDJHFJHFJD MEG

BACKWASHING INTO THIS ORANGE JUICE!!!!

HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when I watched this movie for the first time last year I entirely thought that man FULLY picked up a jug of lukewarm tang off the counter and just slurped it down. bc I missed the sound of him opening the fridge jsfhjhdsfjhdsf. and I was like GODDAMN THIS SET DESIGN IS OFF THE SHITS THIS IS REALLY HOW MEN BE LIVIN. HJFDSHJHFDSJ LUKEWARM TANG ON THE COUNTER

he's so stupid dumb delirious in that scene I've watched it 37874949328 times. just like. immediately deciding to YANK that shit through his arm hsdghgfsdhgfdhs. all of the blood that was channeled directly into his murder boner in the previous scenes has made him lightheaded and he is not THINKING CLEARLY hjdsjhfsjdhsd the fact that he doesn't think to snip it off. just PULLS that THANG straight through his stupid dumb idiot arm!!! the nerve damage!!! he is so sexy for that I love a dumbass man more than anything fr

VINCENT PONDERING THE LACK OF EGGO WAFFLES BC BO WAS TOO BUSY SEDUCING HIS TOOTHPASTE STAINS IN THE MIRROR TO NOT BURN THE LAST ONE JSDJDFHJFDS

sexy garage time is taking me out jhsdajhdsajhajsdhjdsh imagine all the years of vincent being responsible for the majority of the killcount bc bo goes oogabooga I want sum fuck on my silly goofy sex swing in my gas station jsdhjfdhsjfsdhj

vincent's turning wade into a wax sculpture and chopping dalton's head off and javelining a pole through paige's head and meanwhile. bo is blasting marilyn manson and having unsuccesful murderfuck preamble in his stupid basement jfdshjfhdsjhfdsj

BO JUST STINKING OF SWEAT AND VOMIT AND BLOOD and vincent tryin to maneuver himself away from him sdhjfdshjfdsh like bitch!!! I tried to check on ur fuckin injuries!! and u told me to GIT??? like I'm a dog???? and now ur sweaty diseased sickly self is leaning over me tryin 2 talk about how sexy u are and what god took away from me??? fuck outta here lmao

dsjhgfjdshjfdsh vincent playing bingo is so fuckin funny to me I'm cryin

[lowkeyerror]

Bonded For Life pt 4

Jennifer Check x Needy Lesnicki x Reader

Word Count: 2875

Warnings: Sex... not in a car

An: This is it everyone, the finale. I hope you enjoyed the series. Thanks for the support. Thanks for liking, and reblogging, and leaving comments, and following, and all the stuff. It really means the world to me. Hope the rest of your spooky season goes well 🦇.

Pt1 Pt2 Pt3

Masterlist

You spent most of the ride trying to avoid thinking about your brother. Now that you were out of that environment and slightly less upset, you felt awful.

You could clearly picture the indentation left on the lockers from the force that you slammed him against them.

It wasn't your fault. He started this, he was the one being immature, he needed a reality check.

Those were the thoughts swimming through your mind before you felt a hand on your thigh.

" Get out of your head"

You sighed," It's harder than you think"

Jennifer unbuckled her seatbelt and climbed into your lap.

" If you guys start fucking back there, I will crash the car," you caught Needy's eye in the rearview mirror.

" Don't worry, Needy. I'm just teasing," she places your arms around her waist as if they were acting like a temporary seatbelt.

For a moment you found yourself in a trance looking at Jennifer's body. The curve of her back, her black flowing hair, the way her bare stomach felt against your hand.

Your arms tightened around her slightly before you placed a gentle kiss to the side of her neck.

" What was that for?"

" For getting me out of my head"

When you all finally arrived at Needy's place, you headed straight for the living room. You plopped down on the couch, and Needy and Jen followed.

Your head rested in Needy's lap while Jen had your legs. They were flipping through the channels trying to find something to watch.

You on the other hand were fighting a sense of exhaustion that you haven't faced in a long while. Your eyes fluttered shut, but you never let them stay closed.

" It's okay if you want to sleep, we'll be here when you wake up," Needy ran her hand through your hair a few times.

" Can't. Mind-blowing sex," you mumbled, shutting your eyes completely.

Jennifer laughed and traced her hand up your leg," It'll be waiting for you when you wake up". At her words, you fell into a heavy sleep.

When you woke up, you were no longer on the couch. You were in a bed with Jen and Needy, making out over your body.

You stilled your body as you watch Jennifer and Needy go at it. Both of them had a hand on your stomach as they leaned into each other.

You couldn't tell whose hand it was, but one of them started to slide up your abdomen. You closed your eyes again at the feeling and when you opened them two sets of eyes were looking directly at you.

Jennifer beckoned you with a finger and you obliged. You eagerly leaned forward, but she backed away.

" I want you to kiss Needy"

Needy placed her finger under your chin, pulling you into her. You let your lips press against hers. The kiss was less eager than the one you shared earlier in the car. Her kiss was delicate, the soft pressure was driving you wild.

She wouldn't match your pace, forcing you to stay where she wanted you. Her tongue sensually played with yours. You whined as her teeth grazed your bottom lip before pulling away.

Jennifer had somehow gotten behind you. Her hands trailed down your torso until they hooked under your shirt. You lifted your arms to help her. Once your shirt was removed, her hands followed the trail again, this time against your bare skin. Her breath hit your ear as she spoke in a raspy turn" How ironic that for once Needy isn't the needy one?"

You leaned back into her touch, the feeling of her skin against yours was surprising. You couldn't hold back the gasp that left your mouth as her nipples pressed against your back. Her hand had climbed its way onto your throat. She pressed a gentle kiss behind your ear," Tell me what you want, Y/n"

Your voice caught in your throat as you began to answer. Needy had laid flat in front of you, bare of her clothes. She was playing with the button on your jeans, while staring up at you innocently.

Jennifer tightened her grip on your throat," I didn't hear you, baby?"

" I want you. Both of you"

Jennifer made eye contact with Needy from over your shoulder," What do you think Needy? Do you think that's a good enough answer?"

The blonde hooked a finger into your underwear, collecting your wetness on her finger. She then put that finger in her mouth, making you squirm in your spot," I think she could be more specific"

"Fuck me. I want you to fuck me. I want your mouth, your fingers, I need your hands on my body. I want you to ride my face until I can't fucking breathe."

You couldn't see the smirk on Jennifer's face, but you knew it was there," Good girl"

Jennifer tilted your head so that her lips engulfed yours. It was as if Jennifer was sucking your soul through your lips. You could already feel your lips swelling as she assaulted your lips.

The hand that was on your throat pushed your head back down onto the bed. Jennifer's knees sat on either side of your head. The sight of her cunt made you want to scream. You lifted your own legs to assist Needy in undressing your lower half.

" You want a taste?"

You nodded your head, lightly brushing against her folds in the progress. Just as you stuck your tongue out, she moved backwards, dipping her fingers into her own cunt before putting them into your mouth.

Your tongue swirled around her fingers, grunting at the taste of her. You only paused when you felt Needy's mouth encircle your clit. Jennifer removed her fingers from your mouth and began to play with herself as she watched Needy eat you out.

You didn't know where to keep your focus. Jennifer was playing with herself right above you, and Needy had her tongue buried inside you. The brunette used her free hand to tilt your head up so that you could view the blonde.

" Look at her, she's got you squirming. How wet is she, Needy?"

Needy pulled away from your pussy to answer Jennifer. Your mouth watered at the sight of your cum all over the bottom of Needy's face.

" Flooding"

Jen reached across the length of your body to pull Needy towards her. Needy's pussy rested on your chest as Jennifer pulled her into a kiss.

The scene above you made you feel like your skin was on fire. Jennifer's pussy was basically dripping on your forehead as she made out with Needy, making sure to taste you on her lips. Needy's cunt was resting on your chest, and you could feel her pooling onto you.

You tried to subtly scoot back enough so that your mouth was aligned with Jennifer's clit. However, the movement didn't go unnoticed by the two women above you.

" You're really eager to shove your face in my pussy. Be a good girl, and wait"

You couldn't wait anymore. It wasn't an option. You used your strength to gently push Needy off of your chest and flip Jennifer in a swift motion. Your hands held Jennifer in place at her abdomen as your tongue licked through her folds.

You didn't waste any time teasing her. Your tongue skillfully worked against her clit, uncaring of the lewd sounds filling the room. Your nose brushed against her clit as you began to focus on her slit.

Her breathing became erratic as you inserted a finger inside her while continuing to lick her. Her hands tugged your hair harshly, ripping you away from her convulsing body.

" I'm sorry, I couldn't wait"

Jennifer chuckled at your change in assertiveness," I forgive you, but next time listen" She lightly smacked your ass, causing you to bite your lip.

" You're going to make me cum again and Needy, you're going to put that pretty little cunt on my face"

Needy hovered over Jen, but the brunette brought her hand around to the blonde's thighs, forcing her to sit properly. While she was busy with Needy, you lifted one of her legs in the air, lining up your pussies.

You slowly rocked against Jennifer, throwing your head back at the sensation. She was warm against you, her wetness sliding across yours created a sloshing sound that bounced off of the walls of the bedroom. Your pace was tantalizingly slow, you couldn’t tell if you were torturing yourself more or Jennifer. The brunette was trying to do anything to cause more friction between the two of you, but it was a difficult task with Needy resting so angelically on her face.

You finally relented, picking up your pace, and you swore you could hear Jen sigh into Needy. The blonde was rocking against Jennifer’s face, almost matching your speed. You used your free hand to grab Needy by the base of her neck and pull her into a sloppy, broken kiss as the two of you rocked against Jennifer.

“ Fuck,” you rested your head on the blonde’s shoulder as you pounded faster against Jennifer, feeling yourself becoming close. Needy’s lips were pressed against your lips, and she had wrapped one of her hands around your throat.

“ Cum against her throbbing pussy. Make her squirt all over you, Y/n. Fuck her, so that we can come together, I’m so close. I want to cum together, Y/n please”

You increased your pace tenfold, tapping into the beast inside you, causing Jennifer to scream against Needy. She reached to grab one of your hands, and you let her, her other hand reached for Needy’s. Hands intertwined, the three of you came together, Jennifer squirting all over your chest, and Needy filling her mouth with cum. Jennifer was convulsing under the two of you as both of you tried to catch your breath.

It took much effort for you to roll off of Jennifer. The three of you were all staring at the ceiling, taking a moment to process what had just happened. Jennifer was in the middle, with Needy on either side of her. She again reached for both your hands, this time placing a kiss to the back of both hands.

“ That was so fucking hot”

You were going to agree, but you didn’t get the chance.

“ WHAT THE FUCK?”

The three of you sat up simultaneously to see Chip standing in the doorway of Needy’s room. You quickly grabbed the cover to cover the three of you from your brother.

“ What are you doing here? How did you even get in here?”

He stared at you in disbelief,“ What am I doing here? What are you doing here? Why are you fucking my ex-girlfriend and her best friend”

Jennifer answered him,“ Because we’re dating. All of us”

He looked back at you hoping this was all some sick twisted joke,“ You’re joking, right? Y/n, tell me she’s joking. You’re my sister”

You rolled your eyes sliding your clothes back on,“ I know I’m your sister. I know this is extra fucked up, Chip, and I’m sorry. Jen, Needy, and I are bonded by something stronger than blood”

He shook his head,“ Fine, then have fun with your two whores, until you push them away, like you do to everyone who cares about you. Actually wait, that would be inferring that they actually cared about you”

The next few things happened in a quick succession. You had Chip by the neck. He was hanging out of Needy’s bedroom window. Jennifer and Needy were screaming at you, telling you to stop. Telling you to think about what you were about to do. It wasn’t you though, you were locked away watching it all unfold behind the black eyes. On the inside you were pleading, for the demon to let him go, to stop all of this. It listened.

Chip landed on the ground below in a manner that was simply unforgivable. Your snap back to control was immediate. You fell back from the window sill, and onto the floor. Sobs racked your body, and you found yourself hugging your knees. Needy and Jennifer were by your side in a moment. They both wrapped their arms around you.

Jennifer wiped your tears away and made you look at her,“ It was an accident.”

“ What am I going to do? I killed-” you couldn’t finish the sentence, you felt like you were going to puke.

“ We’re going to call the police. He broke into the house, angry about our friendship. He got violent, tried to attack us. I pushed him, and he fell out the window, okay?”

You were still in hysterics.

“ Okay?” Needy said frantically and you nodded.

“ I didn’t mean to,” your voice was hoarse.

“ I know baby, I know,” Jennifer held you while Needy made the call.

You wiped some of your tears,“ He was my brother”

You wanted to get up, you wanted to look again, but Jennifer kept you in your spot. Repeating that it wasn’t your fault as she held you tightly. You tried to compose yourself before the police came, but you couldn’t. They talked to Needy first before approaching you and Jennifer. They wanted to talk to you all separately, but you didn’t want to be separated from Jennifer or Needy.

They were able to talk to Jennifer because then Needy took her place next to you, but getting you to talk to them alone proved difficult. You were pleading for them not to leave you, begging.

“ Y/n, it’s going to be okay, we’re going to be right outside this door, we promise,“ Needy stared deep into your eyes.

“ They’re going to take your account of what happened and that’s it. Then we’ll come back in, we promise. We aren’t going to leave you,” Jennifer lightly squeezed your hand as you nodded.

When they left the room, it felt like the two officers were circling you, though they truly weren’t hostile.

“ Can you tell us what happened here, Y/n?” The male officer started the questioning.

You nodded slowly, trying to recall the story Needy had thought up,“ Chip broke in the house. He was just angry at first, but then… then he got violent. He tried to attack us and the Needy,”

“ I’m sorry, who's Needy?” The female officer asked.

“ Anita, the blonde, she pushed him. He lost his balance and then he… I’m sorry,” a lump had formed in your throat by the end and more tears welled in your eyes.

“ Take your time, kid” The male officer looked at you sympathetically.

You glanced towards the window,“ He fell.”

“ Can you tell us about your relationship with Chip and why he was so angry,” This is when the male officer finally pulled out a pen and a pad.

The whites of your eyes were red from crying, but you made sure to keep eye contact with both officers,“ He is- He was my brother. My little brother. He was upset because I was friends with Anita and Jennifer. He used to have a thing with Anita and blamed Jennifer for the break-up”

The woman cop nodded,“ So this wasn’t the first time he had expressed his anger about this”

You shook your head,“ No, I actually ditched school with Jennifer and Anita earlier today because of something that Chip had said”

“ What exactly did he say?”

“ He called them bitches and then later in the day he told me I was bitch too, so that made us perfect company”

The officers shared a look,“ And you left to not escalate the situation?”

“ I thought arguing wouldn’t solve anything, so I just decided to leave”

The male officer closed his notebook and looked at you,“ I’m going to be honest with you kid. This situation looks like a horrible accident. I don’t think any of you young women meant to hurt him. There’s not going to be an investigation, and I’m so sorry for your loss. You’re free to go”

The police left, leaving just you, Jen, and Needy. You finally made your way to the window, peering out, expecting to see your brother’s body in the yard. You knew it wouldn’t be there, but you somehow thought it would. Needy and Jennifer approached you both, placing a hand on your shoulder.

“ I get it, if you guys want to leave me. I’m too fucked up, maybe he was right”

Needy spoke first,“ We’re not leaving you Y/n, not ever.”

Jennifer wrapped her arms around your waist,“ We’re all fucked up, but it’s not our fault. We didn’t ask to be turned into these things. We’re just trying to survive like everyone else, and they can’t fault us for that.”

Needy cupped your face in her hands and pecked your lips lightly. Jennifer placed a gentle kiss on your neck,“ Bonded for life, right?”

You leaned forward, so your head was in the crook of Needy’s neck. Jennifer took that as a signal to move closer. You felt safe in their embrace, you knew that you’d be okay. Maybe not today or even in a month, but eventually.

“ Bonded for life”