#I can't remember where I first heard that ''which parent was a ghost'' joke RIP

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DP x WWDITS

Laszlo: Which one of your parents fucked a ghost?

Danny: WHAT? Neither!

Vlad: Yet.

Danny: Hey. Fuck off. And no, we weren't born like this. I literally just finished explaining.

Nandor: You are... wereghosts.

Danny: No?? Ghosts aren't monsters from another dimension or something.Tucker: Yeah. That'd be dumb.

Nadja: You switch between life and death at will? And you're sure there's no necromancy involved? Witches are sneaky, are you sure none have taken your semens?

Danny: No necromancy. Yes I'm sure. Also: gross.

Nandor: You and Vladimir are zombies, then.

Danny: Do I LOOK— [pinches bridge of nose] no.

Laszlo: Right. So you started dying, chickened out, and are now half-assing death.

Danny: You know what? Yeah. That's it.