#I can't even put shit into words cause the collective behaviour of all tech companies is just baffling

[thestargazingstrawberry]

I fixed it

I FUCKING FIXED IT

Ronald McDonald and his impossible cybersecurity standards can suck my dick and balls

so turns out it was because of the SafetyNet phase out, the new Play Integrity API checks device integrity differently and the McDonald's app was already updated to it...

meanwhile two separate banking apps were sitting there like "yeah, this is a safe device" and a calculator, an RPG game and the fucking McDonald's app were screaming and crying and refusing to work

gonna do a bit more testing