#I can't chew the silicone ones cos then they break all over and start breeding bacteria like crazy
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I don't know who came up with the idea of paper straws but I hope tragedy and evil falls upon them
#rambling#It's PAPER on LIQUID#IT LITERALLY DISINTEGRATES AND BECOMES AN AWFUL MUSH BEFORE YOU'RE DONE DRINKING#YOU HAVE TO SPEEDRUN DRINKING OR ELSE THE STRAW DIES#My autism requires I'm able to chew on straws while drinking#All the eco friendly alternatives are a personal attack#I can't chew the paper one cos theb all the paper blends together and i can't drink#I can't chew the metal ones for obvious reasons#I can't chew the silicone ones cos then they break all over and start breeding bacteria like crazy#Give me plastic straws please please please my brain is dying#Edit also paper straws are so DRY you put them in your mouth and feel all the moisture be absorbed by them I HATE THAT#GIVE ME PLASTIC STRAWS LET ME BUY PLASTIC STRAWS I'LL KILL YOU#GRRARWRARWRARWRARWRRRRGRR
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