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I think I figured out why the world is going to shit
Okay I have to preface this by saying, I figured this out a few weeks ago when I was running on less that 20 hours of sleep that week and it was a Saturday, this was figured out at 4am
>They decatogorised Pluto as a planet
>Pluto is named after Hades
>What did this start with, the beginning of a Pandemic
>Where are we now
>Mass inflation and the collapse of capitalism
>Hades is the god of Death and Riches
How do we solve the many criseas the world is in?
Recatagorise Pluto as a planet
IM NOT CRAZY
#recatagorise pluto as a planet#Hades is just a bit angry and petty#I am now science side of tumblr#Hades wasn't too pleased about Pluto being decatogorised as a Planet#I keept almost calling Pluto a Plant#the only person I've told this too is one of my best friends who knows nothing about Ancient Greek Mytholigy and they just kind of stared a#said 'okaaayyy' and I think they might be a bit concerned#One of my other best friends is going to find out about this from this post so#uhhhhh#Hi Radio :3#Im not crazy#You'll see this when you next have wifi#I brought this to Tumblr because if I brought it to anywhere else they'd either dox me or think I'm actually insane#free palestine#Hades doesn't support genocide contrary to polpular belief#also after this if the FBI hunts me down tell my cat I love him
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