#I bet you're glad I didn't say banana

[gongoozler-jr]

Is anyone still playing ACNL?

Randomly decided to replay AC: New Leaf and I think I lucked out with the villagers! 💕

I also got oranges as my native fruit again. I think I'm cursed with them, so good thing I like oranges! 😂 🍊

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AAHHHHH

Hi Shaun :D!!

Hi Lea 🥰

And Hi Steve lol :p

AAAHHH that's who I think it is isn't it :))

Ayy banana bread :D

Heheheee :))

LOL Lea xD o.o

Oop?

AAAAHHHHHHHHH CLAIREEE!!!!

MY GIRLLLL

Hi Claire 🥰🥰!!

Been too long since I've gotten to say that :'))

I have missed her so much :'DD

Aww y'all 🥰

AWWWW Claire with Steve is what I need in my life 🥺❤️🥰

Ayy go off girl :D

Nice nice

Oope o.o?

Lol not a hipaa violation xD

Okay phew that's good 😭

I mean there's no way it'll be smooth sailing because this is tgd but yk xdd

Y'allll I'm not ready for this show to end 😭😭😭

LOL we have ways of making you talk xDD real though slfkjdg

Aww 🥰🥰

Oop hi guys :D

Hi Morgan 🥰!

Hi Park :DD!

Aww y'all lol

Nahh not a courthouse

Okay I'm glad y'all care though <33

Yeahh do it :D

Okay well either four days I think you can! Thought it was today at first lol

Aww y'all 🥰

Hi Glassman :)!

Hey girl

xd

Aww that's sweet :)

. . .

Aww a chef :')) I hope you can do that honey

Oopugh y'all I can't do this 😭

Girl do it :(( you can find something for you

It's really not better it's not his job xd

Honey it won't work :((

That solves nothing bestie D:

I hope Glassman forces her to - like I'm all for autonomy but xdd

OOP o.o

Hi buck- xDD

Hi Jordan :DD!

Hi Dom :)

O.O?

Ahhh oof xd

Me hearing thunder as this happens o.o xD

Hi Charlie :))

Hi Jared :D!

AWW AAHHHH hi y'all :D

AAHHHH my lovelies 🥰🥰

Aww Lea being so nice to her :)) she's always so good at getting along with people <3

Lol Shaun xD yeah you can be nice slfjs

Ahh interesting

"Now you're being too nice" xD

Wow gnarly scar dude o.o

Oh hey girl :D

Hi Lim 🥰!

Ahhh lol

He can do it I bet he can 😌

Oop, well hopefully it's temporary

Uhh ohh?

UHH OHHH

Okay phew didn't think it was anything too serious but xdd

Honestly more scared about Lea finding out o.o

Ahh seasoning

See honey you could do really great as a chef :')) I hope you can <3

OOPE O.O SLFKFJHDS I THINK SHE'D KNOW XD

If she were his niece lol xD

Lea knowing she's lying like: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ :D??

Hmmm

Lea's gonna figure it out or mention it in front of someone or something xd

Obviously she's suspicious but yk

[fierytwins]

Tatsume was walking along a street in Ground Beta, the urban training ground at UA. She was... mostly just walking because of boredom, but also slightly because she'd gotten into a heated argument with her old man. The red-haired frog arguing with her pops wasn't unheard of, most would say it's how the two show their love. But this fight... she really did get mad at him. They'd both cool down after a bit and her mom would get the two to make up over a plate of Tatsume's favorite curry.

Her thoughts would get interrupted by a yell coming from above her, and getting knocked to the ground as something, or someone, landed right into her tits.

"DAMN IT BIRD-BRAIN, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE LANDING!" The red-head growled and glared daggers at the offender. One of her four bet friends, Maiko Kakage.

"Sorry Tatsu-chan, one of my wings clipped a building and I started spiraling out of control." Maiko... didn't raise her head up as she spoke. Just like two of Tatsume's other friends, the pinkette found her best friend's huge rack way too comfy. Only one of the three gets to just rest there, though. Maiko wasn't.

"Get your face out of my tits before I blast you back to the dorms." She growled with a smirk.

"You'd never blast your bestie!" Maiko looked up just as she finished talking... only to notice the smirk for a split second before Tatsume's shirt was pulled up and over the other girl's. Now she was deep between those big pillowy orbs, with the distinct scent of banana.

"Yeah, I wouldn't blast Zomi." The hot-headed frog then proceeds to let off about a dozen blasts under her shirt. Not strong ones, but enough for Maiko to be a little smokey and her hair extra frizzy. She was glad Amaya had gotten(read 'made') her a whole wardrobe of clothes and outfits able to withstand even her old man's Howitzer Impact point blank. Letting her friend go, she laughed before getting back up and heading back home.

"Thanks for the mood boost, Bird-Brain." Tatsume waved without turning around. Maiko just smiled and waved back. Mission accomplished!

[timebuzzer]

286.1 3rd Person POV

"Hello, auntie and uncle. I brought this special makgeolli for you, uncle. Happy Birthday!" Sage said while holding two bottles of makgeolli.

"Thank you, let's get inside. This is your first time here, right? Alex just bought this house last year. I'll tour you around later." As Mr. Lee took the bottles from him and lead him inside.

"Appa, I am here. I bet you forgot about me. Hello, I am your daughter and you ignored me. I told you, Sage. He'll be more ecstatic to see you than my gift." Alex acted as if she was jealous but in reality, she was happy that even after how many years, her parents still considered him a part of his family.

"Oh, sorry my little girl, you are still Appa's favorite, but please understand, I missed my drinking buddy and we have a lot of catching up to do. I appreciate your gift too." Mr. Lee replied as she coaxed her daughter.

All of them went inside the house. The boys stayed in the living room while the girls prepared for their lunch. After ten minutes Alex called the two gents in the living room for lunch.

Mrs. Lee prepared a feast more than enough for four people. Before digging in, they sang a happy birthday song to him and Mr. Lee blew on the birthday cake his wife personally baked for him. After that, they started digging in.

While eating, Alex noticed that there was more "healthy" food this time. Seafood, and lesser meat, then more vegan recipes and fruits were served on the table.

"Eomma, did you empty the fruit stand in the market? Why do we have a lot of fruits on the table, most especially apples and bananas? I love apples but why bananas?" She blurted out curiously.

"Why are you even wondering? It's for your knees!" Her mother explained.

When Alex and Save heard her answer, they both choked in an instant. As if on telepathy, they both thought about that 'kiss' and her 'leg cramps' in their drama.

"Why do I need it for my knees? My knees were okay." Alex reasoned out.

"I saw that you always wear heels for your role. I also bought milk for you. You need stronger bones since you are shooting every day."

Sage then drank his water and Alex also did the same, as if a sign of relief. The confusion was written all over Mrs. Lee's face but she chose to ignore their reactions and continued eating.

Mr. Lee on the other hand was busy enjoying his food, when he had his full, he spoke,

"Sage, it's my birthday and you haven't visited me for a long time, so you must stay for dinner and have a drink with me afterward. I won't take no for an answer." Then he smiled in mischief.

"Yeobo, don't force him, he might have work tomorrow so, he couldn't drink." Mrs. Lee tried to lobby for Sage.

"Don't worry auntie, my schedule is free until tomorrow, so I can drink with my uncle tonight. I couldn't refuse a celebrant's request." He then continued eating.

Mr. Lee was glad when he heard Sage's response. He was the son he never had and he saw how this kid has grown over the years. It would be safe to say that he helped raise him and he became the father figure to him when his real father left.

They all enjoyed their lunch like the way they used to in the past. When it was time to clean things up, Mrs. Lee and Alex went straight to the kitchen and washed the dishes while the two gents wiped the table and stored all the leftovers.

The two then proceeded to the garage as Sage allowed Mr. Lee to take his Chiron for a spin.

While washing the dishes, Mrs. Lee uttered, "I'm glad everything seems back to normal between you and Sage."

"Eomma, we were okay..." Alex responded while wiping the utensils, trying to avoid her mother's gaze.

"Don't lie to me. Your dad and I did not know what happened between the two of you in the past but I'm happy you fixed it and you're good as how we see it." she wiped her hands with a towel.

Alex tried to divert the topic. She looked around and found more boxes of fruits and stuff.

"Eomma, what are these?"

"I also bought fruits for Sage and Aira. You are all working hard these days. You need to be healthy." Mrs. Lee responded casually.

The mother and daughter drank some tea after cleaning the dining and the kitchen.

"You may take a nap if you want to. Your Dad might still be enjoying Sage's car. I'll start preparing dinner later at around 4 pm."

"You know what, you need a guy who will patiently listen to your endless talks and answer your endless questions. Someone who will never get tired of listening to your voice. One thing that never changes in you is your talkativeness." Her Mom commented while slicing the ingredients for dinner.

But Alex clung around her Mom under the pretense of "I just missed you, Eomma" but her Mom didn't buy it. Of course, she just let her Alex be herself whenever she's at home, no filter. Just herself.

Alex kept on asking things, while her Mom answered everything diligently.

"Speaking of, Eomma, how did you win Appa's heart?" Alex asked.

Her Mom smiled at her question meaningfully. "Looks like my daughter is so curious about love. Coming of age?" She thought.

"I won your Appa's heart through his stomach. But in your case, you need to win your future husband's ears first." Her Mom joked.

"EOMMA!!!"

[rammypaige]

All For One: Part 1

"We should just get a new one."

"No, we don't need to. It works, just gimme a sec!"

"I agree with Marvin, it's unsalvageable! You're going to cut your fingers off with that thing."

Chase scoffed, reaching across the counter for more strawberries.

"You guys are just wimps. You just gotta jimmy it a little."

The doctor and the magician watched warily as he crammed the extra fruit into the already filled blender. It took quite a bit of "jimmying" to get it to close, with him having to slam the lid down with his fist a few times. Even then, not all of it remained inside, as gooey bits of banana and berry juice squeezed their way between the lid and it's walls.

The vlogger paid it no mind though, as he gave the top one final smack for good measure. He pressed the power button without hesitation, and the others winced.

Nothing.

He pressed it again. Still nothing. A frustrated frown crossed his face.

Marvin laughed a little behind him.

"Hey, maybe it finally died. Good riddance."

He gave it another good slap before jamming his finger into the button a few more times.

Oh no... he did not want to spend his already sparse revenue on replacing the blender.

"There is probably just too much fruit, take some out. Why did you even put that much in there?" Henrik asked.

"One of the dudes I film with said he didn't have time to grab any breakfast this morning, so I said I'd bring him something."

Chase was still spamming the power button, which was starting to become warm from the stress on the spinning blades.

"Could you not have just made the two separately?"

"Nah, that'd take too long."

Some unsafe-sounding groans started to come from the appliance as Chase continued to abuse the button.

With a sigh, Marvin used his magic to stop Chase's hand middair, freezing it in place and covering the skin with a faint green glow. At first surprised, he gave it a yank, and then gave the magician a dirty look when he realized what had happened.

"Give it up. It's gonna explode if you keep that up."

"I gotta leave in like 20 minutes, come on man, let me go."

He gave another tug at his arm, but the magicians power didn't falter.

"You can grab some toast or something, I am not helping clean up whatever mess you're gonna make with that thing."

"No! That'll get cold before I can give it to Dave!"

The two continued to squabble, leading Shneep to huff loudly in annoyance. That was his cue. He stood to put his breakfast dishes in the sink before taking his coffee to the living room. Best to leave before the war started.

As he walked in, he noticed Jameson was laying on the sofa, hitting buttons on the TV remote. His lips were pursed in concentration.

When he saw the doctor, he sat up from his reclined position to make room for him.

"Quite a scuffle I was hearing!" A title card read, shining middair a few feet from him.

Shneep smiled as he read it and sat himself down next to him.

"Yeah, I am just glad I got out early."

"Who do you think will win this one? I'd wager Marv myself."

The doctor chuckled.

"You know I love Chase, but I will never EVER bet on him."

Jamie's lit up with silent giggles.

"I'm ashamed to say I feel the same!"

Henrik took another sip of coffee, before setting his mug down on the coffee table and turning to the TV. He looked to his watch. There were a few more minutes before he had to go to work, so why not watch something? He looked to Jamie, who had returned to fiddling with the remote, a frustrated scowl trained on the device.

"Are you having any more luck with that thing?"

The mute sighed, slightly embarrassed.

"No, I can't seem to get the damn thing to do what I want! I pressed all the required buttons, I'm sure!"

Shneep turned and squinted back at the the static filled screen, noticing a green 2 glowing in the corner.

"I think it is in the wrong input."

Jamie frowned, then hit the small button on the corner before hitting power once again. The screen in front of them lit up with the cooking channel.

He looked down sheepishly. He had been getting better, but every now and then he still needed help with modern tech. It was embarrassing.

"Ah... apologies, I was certain had done it correctly..."

Henrik smiled and gave him a pat on the shoulder.

"No worries, everyone in this house has done that at least once. I did it myself last week!"

The two went flipping through shows for a few minutes, eventually settling on a documentary about something or other. It wasn't that it wasn't interesting enough for them to care what it was about, it was the fact that the battle raging in the kitchen was getting much more heated. Muffled insults and shuffling were drowning out most of the important information.

"Asshole!"

"You're being stupid, just leave it be! "

"No! Fuck you, I'm gonna be late!"

At first turning Hey up the volume was enough to counter it, but as time went on, it only got louder and louder, until Shneep had had enough.

"Will they ever shut up?!" He cried, exasperated.

"Do you think we should check on them?"

Jamie asked, concerned. He started leaning forward to try to see what was happening in the other room.

Henrik pinched the bridge of his nose and stood.

"No, no, I'll deal with it. I have to put this away before I leave, I have to go in anyway." He sighed, grabbing his empty mug from the table.

Jamie sat back down, eyeing the doctor sympathetically.

"Alright, suit yourself. Good luck!"

After giving their youngest one final smile, he turned and stomped his way to the kitchen.

He was not fully prepared for what he found there.

Chase was still beside the blender, but now instead of just his hand being trapped, he was being magically suspended off the ground by both of his arms and a leg. His last free limb was flailing wildly in the direction of the blender.

Marvin was now standing, using both of his hands to hold the other in place with his magic. He had bits of chopped fruit on his clothes and in his hair.

The entire room was a pigsty; the already messy contents of the counter had been spread over the floor, the table, and the rooms two occupants. Bits of banana and strawberry everywhere. The whole kitchen was giving off a sweet fruity scent because of it.

Both Chase and Marvin's faces had been exchanging death glares, but upon seeing the doctors own scary expression, they softened with fear. If looks could kill, they would be VERY dead.

"What on earth are you two doing?!"

A shameful silence swept over the room. Chase was the first to speak. Still hanging in the air, he pointed his one foot accusingly towards the masked magician.

"He was making me late for work! So I uh... threw a piece of fruit at him..."

Marvin scoffed.

"A piece? Try several pieces, on my new shirt!"

He held out a particularly filthy part of his button up as evidence.

"It wasn't cheap either!"

Henrik sighed heavily.

"I thought I was living with adults, not children."

Marvin stiffened.

"It's not childish to be upset about-"

Shneep cut him off

"Let him go for fuck's sake..."

Marvin huffed and rolled his eyes dramatically before unceremoniously dropping Chase.

He yelped as he tumbled to the hard laminate floor. He landed pretty hard, sprawling on his stomach. His cap had fallen off his head. As he retrieved it he grumbled some colourful words for the magician.

"Which one of you idiots is going to clean this up?"

The vlogger stood up and brushed himself off, while Marvin started dabbing at his shirt with a paper towel.

"I can't do it! I have to go film! I'm already late cus of this asshole." Chase said.

Marvin glared at him.

"Well I'm not doing it! It's not my job to clean up your mess!"

"Jesus you guys! What's all the yellin' about?"

The three looked over to see a very ragged Jackieboy standing in the entrance to the room.