#I am putting heavy emphasis on the word “hypothetical” here because it's still plausible the man stayed single till death
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Genuinely. legitimately struggling to think of a Vox that would have loved his hypothetical wife (*tears out hair). Like, I don't even think he had the emotional capability of realizing it was a feasible option back then. Or even long afterwards, for that matter.
#I tried guys I rly did#everytime#without fail#the voice under the mattress goes “no the fuck he did not” and I mean who am I to ignore the omnipresent I guess#I am putting heavy emphasis on the word “hypothetical” here because it's still plausible the man stayed single till death#he was a rich#middle aged#highly influential public figure in the 1950's so I would doubt it but still.#hazbin hotel shitpost#hazbin hotel vox#feel free to argue with me abt this if anyone wants to btw I am still struggling
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