#I always thought it was weird that so many historians list carter as like the absolute worst when we've had total madmen in the oval office

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Jimmy Carter decided to die within a month of trump's inauguration as a laugh.

All of his nurses and home health aides were like "No Mr. Carter, please don't die! To die now would begin the mandatory 30 day period of mourning in which our country's flags must be lowered to half mast right before Donald Trump would be inaugurated. It would be incredibly disrespectful and hurtful of you, Mr. Carter, to, in your hundred years of age with frequent health scares, choose to die at such a wildly inappropriate time!"

And in response Mr. Carter blinked, breathing deeply, his heart already deep in the peanut fields and his mind set on making history.