#I also really didn't get too adventurous with trying new techniques or anything?

[blujaydoodles]

2022 lil art wrapup (template found on twitter!) :3 I made a lot of progress this year wrt drawing more of whatever I felt like just because it makes me happy, and it felt really good! Lookin to keep that energy going moving forward 💕

[lifblogs]

I'm here for your Tech headcannons 🙏👁👁

(And your PheeTech headcannons....)

Oops, this got long!

Tech definitely doesn't like spicy food. The sensations are just way too much for him.

Tech doesn't really like drinking that much because why would he put something like alcohol in his body when it can dull his thinking and senses?

Tech has always been bad at trying new foods, but despite Wrecker messing around with him he actually helps him with it, and says it's okay when he doesn't like something, or really doesn't want to try something.

Tech would probably rather be fixing anything he could get his hands on than go to a party (if he was ever invited to one).

Tech has scars we can't see from the Clone Wars. He's been in combat so many times there' s no way he doesn't have scars under his clothes. He's not self conscious about them because he understands how they work and why they're there.

His favorite color is blue! But a darker blue than what Hunter likes. he doesn't see the merit in Hunter's favorite blue.

He used to have glasses, but they kept flying off his face during training, so he switched to goggles.

Tech is okay with having poor eyesight, especially since that can be helped. He might even like how he looks in his goggles despite also favoring the practicality of the design.

Tech has allergies, but they're not bad enough to get shots for.

He considered getting a tattoo so he could feel like he fit in more, but he just didn't see the point in it, and also couldn't land on a design he wanted.

If Tech absolutely had to flirt with someone I feel like he'd fall back on talking about physics.

He prefers to look at people's eyebrows rather than their nose (out of the two options) because eyebrows are closer to the eyes, so he'd appear more "normal" that way. He actually does like how eyebrows look on people, and has a few favorites for who has the best eyebrows.

Out of curiosity he has tried Crosshair's sniper rifle a couple of times, but he knows that Crosshair's the expert, so he'd never try to do this on an actual mission.

He once tried infodumping about the way some type of creature mates, and everyone shut him down.

He finds exercise and physical exertion interesting because he thinks about what parts of his body are doing which and how that works.

He's never read a fiction book. Ever.

His favorite types of physics are thermodynamics, and electromagnetics.

Tech once tried explaining those topics to Phee, and she listened, but had no idea what he was talking about. She just liked the energy he had while speaking, and the slight smile on his face.

Guess this is now naturally becoming the Tech x Phee part of the post, so here goes nothing!

Phee had to explain foreplay to Tech, but he finds the whole idea extremely interesting. And he didn't really have any qualms about trying it out.

Phee and Tech go on adventures together.

Phee loves joking around with Tech to get him riled up, but if he genuinely doesn't understand a joke she'll explain it to him.

Phee does get Tech to try a bit of alcohol, and he likes the more expensive kinds because he has good taste.

Literally, those two would try out multiple kinks just because Tech's never done any of that before, and Phee is adventurous. Of course she'd want to find out what he likes!

Phee has to remind Tech during sex that, no, this is not fighting, he is using his body for something different. He's just not used to it at first. So, he'd get a bit rough and hands on. But they figure out they kinda like that anyway sometimes.

Sorry this is all about sex now, wtf.

Phee loves seeing Tech smile, and she tries to get him to smile all the time.

Neither of them can cook very well.

Phee has taught Tech some sword-fighting techniques. He finds the weapon interesting and wants to know more about it. Though he's not sure he favors the saber design.

Tech has showed Phee a bit about using his pistols.

Phee jokes around about how twirly he gets while in combat.

Phee does open up to him about her past, and is honest about it. Most of the time. She doesn't really feel the need to lie. She just finds it amusing half the time. But with being close to him she definitely would lie a lot less. In fact, she likes when he's in on her lies she's telling to other people. He doesn't say anything, but he'll let her story unfold. The first few times he did interject a ton, and he can't understand what's fun about it, but he thinks about how she doesn't interrupt him when he's infodumping, and figures it might be a similar kind of fun.

This one's canon, but Phee obviously understands that Tech can't make eye contact all the time, and she's more than fine with that, even though she does like to look at his eyes when he's not paying attention.

They once wrecked a hotel just by trying to stay a night and enemies from their adventure found them. No, they didn't pay for any of the damages.

I could probably keep going, and want to think of more cute ones, but this is what I have for now! Thanks for the ask! This was so fun. I love Tech. I love the type of person he gets to be around Phee. I think Phee is kind and silly, and genuinely cares about Tech.

[unknown-jewel]

Do u have any cluck headcanons? I’m honestly so surprised seeing how little content there is of this ship

*cracks knuckles* My time has come.

I think Claire is just as anxious as Chuck, but she's a lot better at managing it. So she teaches him a bunch of different coping techniques, like different breathing exercises and stuff like that.

They have self-care dates! They'll take a whole day together just to do stuff like skin-care, manicures, washing and styling each other's hair, etc.

Speaking of, his hair is basically her favorite thing in the whole world and if they're just sitting around not doing anything she will inevitably ask if she can brush it, style it, run her fingers through it, or otherwise touch it in some way. And of course he always says yes. :3

They also have a lot of movie dates. They have very different taste in movies (Chuck likes fantasy and sci-fi adventure, and Claire likes romcoms and musicals). When they started doing these dates they said they were gonna take turns picking the movie, buuut... he usually just lets her pick. He just likes seeing her happy, okay!?

There is one type of movie they do both like, though. Disney princess movies! They have fantasy settings for Chuck, and romance and musical numbers for Claire. Everyone's happy!

Mike is their biggest supporter! He literally threw a party when he found out they finally got together. Julie ships them too, but she's a lot more low-key about it. Mike is literally just the moon from that one asdfmovie bit: "Hey! You two should kiss!"

They're both way too easy to fluster. Claire can dish it out just fine, but she can't take it at all. She'll be flirting with him like a pro, making him a blushing, stammering mess, but all he needs to do is stutter out something about how she did her makeup especially nice that day and boom, she's in the exact same boat.

Because he's so accident-prone, she starts carrying a box of bandaids with her at all times, so she can patch up any cuts and scrapes he gets.

He repays the gesture by carrying extra hair-ties for her, in case hers snaps.

Her parents love him soooo much, and start treating him like a part of the family pretty much immediately. I've always headcanoned Claire's parents as the slightly embarrassing, super affectionate types, just to paint a better picture. :3

She's a really good baker and she's always making him different sweets to try.

So. Many. Bad. Puns. Listen to me. It's 100% canon that Chuck likes making bad puns, and that Claire thinks bad puns are funny. You cannot tell me that these two are not constantly making bad puns and laughing at them like they're the funniest thing in the world and making everyone around them cringe. You cannot.

They just like rambling to each other about their interests and the new skills they've picked up recently in their respective fields. Chuck doesn't know a damn thing about sewing or fashion, and Claire doesn't know a damn thing about programming or hacking, so there will always be a point in the conversation where they lose track of what the other is saying. But they always keep listening because they love hearing each other talk about the stuff they're passionate about. <3

Thank you sooo much for this ask, anon! It made me so happy! I'm sorry it took a couple of days. A lot of these were just floating around my brain and I'd never typed them out before, so I wanted to take some time to do that and get all my thoughts organized and make sure I didn't forget anything. Hope you enjoy!

[midwestbramble]

Astral Dynamics Book Review

I had a shorter review of this book on Pagan & Witches Amino that is no longer there. Here I plan to expand on it. I originally read this in the book club that used to be run on the app.

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Contents:

Synopsis

What I Liked

What I Didn't Like

Overall Thoughts

Conclusion

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Published 2009

"Have you ever wanted to fly, walk through walls, to travel to outer space, to explore exotic planets and realms, to visit friends and loved ones, to experience spiritual dimensions, or just to have thrilling adventures beyond your physical body? If so, then this is the book for you!

In this masterfully evolved, tenth-anniversary edition of his famous classic, author Robert Bruce provides everything you need to understand and achieve out-of-body experiences. Bruce provides innovative techniques on how to work with your higher self to activate and develop your energy centers, to exit your body, to navigate the astral and mental planes, and to return safely with clear memories of exciting out-of-body adventures.

Drawing on decades of experience, of not only astral traveling himself but effectively teaching others how to get out of body, Bruce provides everything you need in this superb volume: a personal narrative, a how-to and trouble-shooting guide, and a groundbreaking theoretical perspective. Whether you are a skeptic, a veteran astral projector, a novice, or an armchair traveler, there's treasure here--a masterpiece of understanding and achieving out-of-body experiences."

-from the back of the book

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What I Liked

This book starts with the authors theories on how astral projection works. Having even an idea of how and why things work, I think, can really help with any issues that you may come across. I really think this books shining feature is just how many issues it helps you work through. I can't think of a situation that you might run into that isn't in this book. Another wonderful feature is that it doesn't rely on visualization. It has a real focus on feeling your way out of the body and feeling energy moving instead of seeing it. There are various ways listed for people to try to enter trance states as well, so if one or two methods don't work for you, there are others to fall back on.

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What I Didn't Like

My main issue with this book is how New Agey it gets, which is pretty mild in comparison to some others. It does talk about chakras, which are bastardized by new agers. There's a lot of talk of being in communication with your higher self, but more so in what feels like a more psychological view point but the higher self part is what is throwing me off. One other issue is talking about waking paralysis (otherwise known as sleep paralysis), basically saying that if you experience it then your spirit just hasn't fully returned to your body yet. I don't find anything harmful in what he says exactly since he basically gives you a way to try to get out of it that is similar to what the Cleveland Clinic suggests. It's just some people can take these things too far. There's also discussion of the Akashic Records which stems from Theosophy, which bastardizes a lot of Hindu and Buddhist religious beliefs.

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Overall Thoughts

This book would be useful for those who are struggling with things like spirit flight. If none of the methods that are in other books, I think this one would be good to try. You just want to really be aware of New Age beliefs and history. This video is a great starting point for learning more about the New Age.

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Conclusion

I don't agree with everything in this book but I do think this book can be helpful for a certain demographic. We shouldn't take everything a book says as gospel and this is a good example. I hope this review helped you decide if this book was for you or not. Astral Dynamics can be found on amazon and Thrift Books.

[repldemiurge]

I went to a few concerts this summer season (though not nearly as many as my partner) and I never take pictures at them, but today since it was an outdoor lawn venue I found it easier and got a pic of each band

Unearth was fine. Generally the highest praise I can give a -core band unless they later go on to have a more interesting career (a la BTBAM or TDEP) I think them being slightly older than most bands in that scene helps a lot? It gave them more of just a melodic thrash vibe that they then still botched with knuckle-dragging breakdowns, in case you forgot they were a metalcore band and started to enjoy them. And yet, I might try a couple albums

Then Kerry King came on. Who the fuck cares.

(Forming your own shitass slayer wannabe band when slayer reformed without you after 5 years because you're too much of a fucking tool is. Sad.)

The only track the crowd got into was Raining Blood. Lol.

Mastodon did all of Leviathan, and like. It's Leviathan it's good what do you want. Honestly, the biggest downside to this was that they played Blood and Thunder to open the night, when by rights that is a made-to-be-an-encore song. Instead we got More Than I Could Chew and Steambreather. Idk I just. Still hate those last two albums. They teased that a new record will be out 2025 and my God I hope they decide to quit it with the fucking hard rock crap.

Then Brann came out after and told a very cute story about the first time he saw Leviathan on sale at best buy, good fodder for a 20th anniversary show like this.

OH they also played Circle of Cysquatch and had a tokusatsu. This thing was pretty cool.

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Then Lamb of God closed doing all of Ashes of the Wake. I had really only heard Redneck, Laid to Rest, and Grace by these guys, on account of the rock I live under. (And Grace only because of the girl who did a hurdy gurdy cover of it. And that's the track I like the most!)

I. Get why they occupy the position that they do. Solid blend of existing hardcore and metal styles while never adventuring into anything *too* experimental or niche. Really solid technique and fantastic stage presence from their front man. Kinda sad I didn't see them before Chris Adler left? I've had respect for him as a drummer for a long time. Overall, good album and solid live performance. I think I liked the first half a fair bit more than the back half, but the instrumental title track near the end was a standout. Did a little bit of moshing during Redneck because I wanted to have a *little* fun tonight, and I knew people would go apeshit for it. Uh, moshing on an angled lawn in the dark is a, *different* fuckin experience than on a venue floor lol. Only stayed for like half the song I guess.

Then I ate a hot dog and chili. Good night.

Anyways what's up with all these tours of bands playing entire albums now? I feel like this wasn't a thing 10 years ago. Maybe it's just that we're hitting a lot of anniversaries for 00s prog-metal boom albums and they want to show their Concept Vision in Full, but I feel like I'm seeing non-progressive bands (Lamb of God???) do it as well, so.

It's not even a bad trend per se, it's just one that feels kinda weird to me. I'm not the world's biggest showgoer though, maybe this has been a thing for a long time and I just never picked up on it.

I should listen to Slaughtersun by Dawn again (Good Black Metal bands do north American tours and stop in Detroit 2025 pleaseeeeeeee)

[teyvat-temptation]

hi hello very glad to provide the brainworms hehehe

and that list looks So good. lemme just pick some food

neuvillette + nipple or genital piercings (I am actually so brainrotted about piercings you have no idea... it just hasn't come up yet since you do have a blog topic)

and alhaitham + a plug or vibrator to wear covertly

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Let me feed you well~ Also please feel free to share any brain worms, I'm always open to hearing new ideas! Anyone who has met Neuvillette will tell you, he isn't the type to have piercings. It just doesn't fit his personality at all. Even Furina would scoff and laugh at the thought of her dear Neuvillette sporting any sort of piercing, let alone something as scandalous as nipple or genital piercings! TW: voyeurism and unknowing participation in a sexual act.

Aside from the very few bedmates Neuvillette has taken over the years, no one knows about his little secrets. It's impossible to tell under his usual clothing, too many layers to make out anything at all, let alone the delicate golden bars that pierce his nipples.

Usually, it's something very simple yet eligant. Thin silver or gold bars, one a more adventurous day, maybe something with jewels embedded into the ends or a thin chain that connects them together.

Neuvillette finds that his nipples are extremely sensitive to any sort of touch. Some days even the feeling of his clothing rubbing against them is too much. So it's no wonder really, why he decided to pierce them all those years ago.

When he's alone, with no one to see, he often finds himself fiddling with the jewelry. Gently tugging and twisting, slowly working himself up too he's pinching and pulling, one hand working the sensitive nubs, the other tightly gripped around his cock.

It gets all the more exciting when a partner is involved. He has a collection of chains and jewelry to use, some purely for decoration, others for a purpose.

Give that chain that connects his piercing a good tug and he's mewling on his kneels like a bitch in heat. There's something so adorable about how the smallest touching over those pretty bars can send him into a tizzy. Give them a good suck and he'll cum on the spot.

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Alhaitham enjoys his peace and quiet. Work is a task and a chore, something he has to do, no matter how much he hates it. He'd rather be reading.

So, when he stumbles across a rather interesting book just lying around on Kaveh's nightstand, he can't help himself. He's got to know what type of book Kaveh would bother reading. He expects it to be about architecture, perhaps a deep study of art techniques or the history of Inazuma's oldest buildings. He isn't ready for a long, smutty tale of two star-crossed lovers getting it on in the weirdest and worst places imaginable.

He puts it back, after reading the whole thing of course, and tries to forget about it.

Instead, he finds himself purchasing a small remote-controlled vibrator and violating Archons only knowing how many rules at the Akademiya.

The vibrator is tucked tightly up inside of him, positioned carefully in the most optimum location. Because Alhaitham doesn't half-ass things, he knows exactly where to put it to get the most of out it. He leaves the remote lying around near wherever he's working and waits.

It doesn't take long, people come and go from his office all the time, and it's only in the nature of those at the Akademiya to be curious. They see the odd little brightly colored remote sitting suspiciously atop Alhaitham's desk and pick it up.

"What's this?" they ask, and he plays dumb. He didn't know, of course, he'd been trying to figure it out all day. They start pressing buttons curiously, trying to figure out what exactly it was used for.

It's a struggle to keep a straight face. The vibrator starts up randomly and at different speeds and vibrations. Some of them are easy to ignore, little bursts on a slow setting before his visitor gets bored and leaves. Others are harder to quell, turning it up all the way and leaving his toes curling in his boots while his cock is hard and leaking in his pants.

"Well, hope you figure it out." they set it back down, usually not turning it off before leaving Alhaitham to his important work.

[juniperhillpatient]

The Library Re-Watch

This episode is possibly the strongest Book 2 episode (with no Azula anyway) yet. I like that it starts out with the group talking about taking mini vacations & you think that it's going to be more of a goofy side adventure plot & it turns out to be a very integral episode that moves the plot forward a lot. I've been complaining a lot this season about how Sokka keeps getting relegated to the butt of the joke so I really enjoyed everything he got to do in this episode from pushing to find a Fire Nation map to staying behind in the sinking library to learn the date of the next solar eclipse.

This isn't saying anything new, but I continuously love the world-building of ATLA. Of course if a lunar eclipse weakens water-benders a solar eclipse will weaken fire-benders. I wonder if there is an equivalent for air or earth benders? I can't think of natural phenomena that would weaken either of their elements on a certain day, but it's interesting the way different settings affect Toph's earth-bending, with the sand making things fuzzy (although I suppose she could probably technically learn sand-bending eventually? I guess her style & technique is less fluid & more grounded though, which I think would make sand-bending very difficult for her...side tangent. anyway!)

Professor Zei is a fun character & I can't believe he literally stayed behind to get buried in the sand because he couldn't tear himself away from the books. That's some dedication to your profession as a historian! Also, pretty dark.

I love Wan Shi Tong. He's a truly fascinating neutral spirit. The idea that he doesn't care about which side has committed which atrocities and wants to prevent humans from seeking methods to destroy one another altogether is fascinating to me. I just really loved this scene:

Sokka: You don't understand. If anyone's evil, it's the Fire Nation. You saw what they did to your library. They're destructive and dangerous. We need this information.

Wan Shi Tong: You think you're the first person to believe their war was justified? Countless others before you have come here seeking weapons or weaknesses or battle strategies.

Aang: We had no choice. Please, we're just desperate to protect the people we love.

Wan Shi Tong And now I'm going to protect what I love. [Flaps his wings and the library starts shaking.]

I just loved everything about this scene. It's scary & also tells you a lot about Wan Shi Tong. Also, can't believe Zhao is dead & he's still ruining things. I never thought about the library's origins & how Wan Shi Tong & his foxy knowledge seekers became the guardians but now I am. It's a really interesting setting & it's tragic that it had to be destroyed.

The ending scene actually made me emotional. I just felt so horrible for Toph for trying to hold up the sinking library & not being able to protect Appa. And Appa....Appa getting taken just hurts so bad. I remember the first time that I watched the show I could barely even enjoy the episodes following this one because all I cared about was where Appa was, & I'm dreading 'Appa's Lost Days' in this re-watch. That's a rare ATLA episode I've only ever seen once because it makes me too sad.

Points for Iconic Behavior this episode: Well, no one made me mad in this episode & it was a great episode but I didn't have too many moments where I was like "oh, that's iconic" for what the characters were doing or how they were acting, which is how points are assigned. Only Sokka earned any in this episode. 1000 for bravely staying behind to learn when the next solar eclipse will be & insisting on this adventure in the first place / generally leading the episode.

[derireo-galge]

Non-Sugar Free | 2,1k | bp!hoseok | sope✍🏼

Hoseok gets handed a leaflet advertising a new massage parlor nearby. He reckons he could do with a relaxing trearment. He comes in and falls for Yoongi's expert, successful and a little unconventional techniques.

massage parlor au | masseuse!yg/client!hs | bp!hoseok | erotic massage | nipple play | fingering | multiple orgasms | face fucking | come swallowing | cunnilingus | slight manipulation | could be dubcon but it's con

~♡~

Some people would say being naive could be very dangerous nowadays. Hoseok agreed with that. Yet he also thought that this particular quality of his let him get into many adventures and made his life a lot more fun.

Because it's obvious that being naive didn't equal being stupid so he was at least careful and had enough common sense not to get into anything shady. At least not overly shady. Not overly shady that he himself didn't want to get into, if that made sense.

Once he was walking out of the subway when he was given a leaflet for a discount at a newly opened massage parlor. It offered all kinds of massages and basic spa procedures and was not too far from where he lived. There was one named after probably every nationality that existed in their region. Hobi admitted that he didn't know the difference between let's say Japanese and Vietnamese massage and if there was one at all. You know what they write on yogurt cups: sugar-free, salt-free, whatever else free but was it supposed to be there in the first place? Who knows?

He decided that he deserved to pamper himself. His job was pretty enjoyable but it didn't make it any less harder to do and the stress that is accumulated through a long period of time earlier or later would start taking a toll on anyone's body. So a massage at the weekend sounded really nice. He looked at the leaflet again: the salon was open twenty-four hours a day which meant that he could finish his working week not in a crowded bar with his lovely colleagues and not in a high-end restaurant with tiny portions and a date that would probably end up being useless as any other that he's been on with lately. It could instead be spent with benefits for himself and himself only.

The massage parlor looked pretty inconspicuous. It wasn't positioned in a mall or a plaza, it was in one if the flats in an upscale apartment complex. The interior looked neat and expensive, heavily accentuated with dark red and burgundy colours and had gorgeous half transparent curtains visible from the foyer.

The man that opened the door greeted him and invited him in.

- Is it your first time at Dawn? - he asked in a deep pleasant voice.

To that Hoseok fished out a flyer out of his pocket and unfolded it before demonstrating.

- I've been given this and would really like to try a massage.

- Ah, that's great. What's your name?

- Hobi, - Hoseok smiled.

He loved that nickname a lot. The man smiled at him warmly as if he was their regular client.

- And what kind of massage would you like? We have many available.

Hobi got slightly shy.

- You see, I'm not very knowledgeable about those you listed on the leaflet...

- That's alright, - the man said softly, - Do you want to see the brochures?

- Maybe you could recommend me something? - Hobi asked cutely, not really enthusiastic about reading a whole new bunch of information.

- Sure. This, I think, you will enjoy the most. We have a spot available right now.

He tapped on one of the options and Hobi nodded. He spotted the word "relaxing" in the description and decided that was all he needed to know. After paying up a hefty sum (the one he luckily could easily afford) he was given a fresh towel, slippers and a set of clothing.

- My name is Yoongi. I will be serving you today.

- Oh, you're the masseuse!

- Indeed I am. Usually we let the administrator go earlier before another one comes for night shift. - Yoongi explained casually.

He had a very enjoyable voice. Hoseok felt instantly at ease and followed the man to the changing rooms and was shown where to go afterwards. Once he changed he looked over himself in the tall mirror. He was given a set of disposable underwear, a really fine one. It even had a short top to cover his chest. It must be suitable for any gender or aimed to fit any preference. Hobi decided to wear the upper part. If needed he could take it off later.

- You look great, - he heard upon coming into the room.

Yoongi was already waiting for him, dressed in a set of uniform of a burgundy colour. He was standing next to a massage table covered in a big white sheet gesturing at it invitingly. The atmosphere in the room was soothing, with soft, barely audible music playing from somewhere. The lights were dimmed and there were candles burning along with light incense.

- I think we should start with your shoulders, - Yoongi suggested, - Could you position yourself here?

He patted the spot in front of him and Hobi sat there cross legged, facing away from the masseuse. Yoongi got some oil and rubbed it between his palms, warming it up, before laying his hands on Hobi's shoulders. It took some willpower for Hoseok not to let out a drawn sigh of relief. When was the last time he allowed himself something like that? Lately all his therapy came down to shopping and maybe a cheat day once a month.

Warm hands moved along his shoulders and neck. They truly performed magic, pressing certain spots and working out the knots, making Hoseok feel like the tension that he has kept inside started slowly seeping out from his muscles. Yoongi's thumbs circled on the sides of his neck, sliding in an unhurried rhythm.

- Breathe deeply, - he instructed softly, - In and out.

Hobi followed. He felt blood rushing into his head and his cheeks were tinted pink, probably due to the correct blood circulation. He felt like he has spent a whole day in the nature instead of an office with artificially purified air.

Then Yoongi's hands moved onto his clavicles and further towards his chest. His fingers slipped under the thin top, circling the defined pecs.

- Could you take your top off please? - the man asked and Hobi immediately did as he was told.

Yoongi took more oil and slathered it onto Hobi's chest. Very thoroughly he massaged the muscles, getting closer and closer to his pebbled nipples. At some point his thumbs went over them, sending a jolt of pleasure down Hoseok's body.

- Ah! - a moan slipped out of his mouth.

He felt his face getting blushy. He shouldn't have reacted like that, it was simply a massage. Alas, he couldn't help feeling sensitive when the thumbs brushed over his nipples again.

- Hnn, that... - he tried to think of the best word to describe it and finally blurted out, - That tickles.

Yoongi chuckled.

- It's okay. I need to massage everywhere in order to make you feel better. Feel free to express yourself however you want, - he said, going back to Hobi's shoulders to relax they after they went up in a shy manner.

Hoseok sat through the occasional touches and rubs to his nipples, feeling his body growing slightly tense around his lower belly. He found himself waiting for Yoongi's fingers to touch them again, to maybe pause over the sensitive buds for a little longer.

When Yoongi was done with his chest he took more substance and put it over Hobi's belly. He came up close, all but pressing into his back. His hand moved towards the panties that were getting soaked in oil and traced the skin just above the hem. Hoseok's legs that were bent at the knees parted wider and the hand moved over his groin, not stopping the soft rubbing motions.

- I need to massage here too, - he murmured and Hobi nodded.

Yoongi massaged over his pussy through the thin layer of the underwear, dipping his finger between the labia, and Hobi didn't know what to do with himself. It felt nice, maybe a little too nice. He regretted not reading the description of the massage in detail because he had no idea this was a part of it. But Yoongi was a professional, he knew better, right?

- Now let's work on this area, - Yoongi said and hooked his fingers on the underwear, pulling them aside slightly.

Hoseok's knees moved closer to each other.

- Is it really necessary? - Hobi asked shyly.

- Yes, it is the important part of the procedure, - Yoongi assured. - Spread your legs and leave it all to me.

Hobi slumped against Yoongi’s frame. He let the masseuse pull the panties to the side and leave his pussy covered in oil completely exposed.

- Just like that, you're doing good, - Yoongi drawled and put his hand between Hobi's legs again.

He slid his hand with his fingers splayed over the folds once, twice and then started moving it in a steady rhythm. His pace was gradually becoming more rapid, followed by sticky sounds of oil and the wetness Hobi produced. He kicked his hips up, meeting the pleasurable movements of the palm, feeling the growing need to finish overwhelming his body.

Yoongi would slow down and pause before picking the pace back up. He took short breaks to gently tap over his pussy, coax more wetness out of it with his expert fingers that curled inside just right. Yoongi's hand was relentless and Hobi kept bucking his hips to meet it. The man tried to keep him still by pressing him against his body with his arm around the shoulders and kept on sliding and rubbing with purpose.

Hoseok moaned and exploded with climax, trembling and panting in the ring of the strong arms. But if he thought it was the end of it, he was totally wrong. Yoongi's fingers crawled back to his entrance and pressed and massaged his pussy further as Hobi shuddered with blissful aftershocks. He couldn't help but come again, this time from added gentle rubs over his clit.

- There you go, you're doing amazing, - the masseuse praised and laid his client onto the massage table.

He prompted Hoseok to position his head slightly tilting back off the edge of the table. He obediently followed the strong hands that navigated him and he slumped on his back, still dazed from coming so hard and rapid.

- You listen really well, - Yoongi praised again, - Now keep your head just like that.

Hoseok perked up at the praise. He looked up at the man who stopped next to his head and his skillful hands went to pull down the pants of his uniform. He whipped his cock out, hard and thick and gripped the base of it securely. It was nice and wide, with a bulbous cockhead that was already beading with precome at the tip. Yoongi navigated his cock to slide the tip over Hobi's lips and the other mumbled:

- I guess this is necessary too?

- Of course, - Yoongi replied seriously, - A very important part of the treatment.

Hoseok sighed and opened his precome stained lips. Yoongi slid his length inside smoothly and it got engulfed by the wet warmth of Hoseok's mouth. It barely fit in but he did his best to relax and take as much of it as possible.

Yoongi made several careful thrusts and started bucking into his mouth, burying his girth inside him, reaching the back of his throat. Hobi felt it sliding in and out hotly and took it to the best of his abilities. Then the man bent over him and put his face between Hobi's spread legs, hugging his hips. He felt hot wet tongue sliding between his folds, sucking at his clit and then reaching inside his pussy.

He didn't expect to be eaten out so hungrily. Yoongi dipped his tongue in, slumped up his juices and swallowed his sensitive clit just as expertly as he was doing a massage. He hugged his hips tighter, pushing his face further between his legs and his warm puffs of breath tickled at his sensitive skin. He was getting positively devoured and was well on his way to his third orgasm which he honestly thought was unrealistic before. Yet here he was, leaking onto this man's tongue shamelessly who was eating his pussy like a person starving.

He felt Yoongi's cock he was fucking his mouth with twitching and soon his throat got filled with the other's release. Hobi came right after with the generous help of Yoongi's restless fingers that gave his pussy the best treatment he has ever received. Overall, he thought afterwards as he was being cleaned up by Yoongi from all the fluids splayed all over his body, it could be deemed as very resultative massage. Because, truly, he felt spent yet most relaxed he has felt in a long while.

~end

[spencers-dria]

Do You Trust Me?

Someone To Stay Ch. 6

Spencer x fem reader

Y/N POV:

*whack*

You smack your alarm as it goes off for the third time this morning. You look at the clock: 7:15AM. Was it later than you get to sleep in for work? Sure. Did you want to get up this early on your day off? Nope. Between JJ being the planner and Penelope's excitement for the weekend, they had convinced the the group that it would be best to get an early start. It was a several hour drive the to the lake, and they wanted to make the most of our time there.

You roll out of bed and look in the mirror. Sweats and a spaghetti strap tank...this will have to do. You leave your hair in the messy bun that you slept in. Half asleep, you fumble around for some socks and slip on some sandals. A horrific choice you know, but we're going for comfort here, not fashion. It'll be fine. You're not trying to impress anyone, and you'll fix yourself up once you get to the lake. You fully intend to nap part of the way there. You don't even bother to grab breakfast. Instead, you grab your bags you packed the night before and head downstairs. Spencer is probably waiting on you already.

You see him pulling the car up, right on time, as you make your way down the stairs. You slide into the passenger side, setting your bag down in the back seat. Reaching into a road trip bag in your lap, you pull out a blanket and pillow and curl up in your seat.

"Good morning sleepyhead" he chuckles. "Not a morning person, huh?"

You grin. "What gave it away?"

He hands you a paper bag and a coffee cup.

"Don't worry, it's green tea and honey" he reassures you, sensing your hesitation.

"I also got you a bagel."

"I don't know who's been giving you trade secrets but food is really the number one way to win me over." You glance over to see a slight smirk on his face. "How are you so awake? You had time to get ready, grab food, drive to my apartment, and you still seem more awake than I do."

"I'm kind of used to not getting much sleep." He shrugs this off as if it's nothing. You sense he doesn't intend on explaining any further, so you decide not to push him.

"I brought some snacks too. You're welcome to anything you'd like." You pull out a some goldfish, fruit gummies, and Capri suns.

He responds with a laugh.

"Ok you have the appetite of a ten year old."

You feel embarrassed for a moment until you see the smile he's giving you.

"It's cute though."

You find yourself blushing, not used to compliments. "Yeah I guess sometimes I just like to let loose, let my inner child out. Not everything has to be so serious all the time, ya know? What we do, both of us...it's stressful stuff. Sometimes eating whatever the heck I feel like helps with that. If that means chocolate milk and cocoa crispies cereal for dinner then so be it!"

Spencer gives you another smile before holding his hand out. "Alright, you won me over. I'll take a Capri sun."

You can't help but laugh as you watch him try to insert the straw with one hand and drive with the other. After awhile you decide to help him out.

"Here, let me see that." You fix the straw and hand him back the drink. "Goober" you laugh as you rolls your eyes at him.

"So what all are you planning on doing at the lake this weekend?" He asks.

"The question is...what am I NOT going to do?"

"Ugh." He rolls his eyes and laughs. "No fair. You're athletic, coordinated. You can actually do all the fun stuff."

You turn to face him with an incredulous look on your face, jaw dropped. "You're kidding me right? Me? Athletic? That's funny!" You laugh shaking your head. "Nahh I'd say we're on a level playing field. I'm not coordinated at all! I just like go have fun, try adventurous things. Like kayaking, I'm just mediocre but I still love doing it. The only sport I ever did was swimming."

"Ha! You were a swimmer, we're going to a lake, and you think we're on a level playing field?"

"Ok fair enough" you concede. "Will you at least try something new this weekend? Please?" You bat your big brown eyes at him, a technique that rarely failed you.

He feigns a look of annoyance, before a smile finally starts teasing at the corner of his lips. "Alright, alright." He throws his hands up in surrender. "But only if you help me with whatever it is we do. A swimmer and a nurse, you're practically our lifeguard for the weekend. Don't let me drown, ok?" He teases.

"Well since you asked so nicely." You give him a playful punch in the arm as you both laugh.

After a brief moment of silence you hear Spencer speak up. "Did you know that Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian of all time, winning 28 medals in total, 23 of those being gold medals? He swam in his first Olympic Games at only 15 years old, and won his first gold medal at 19. And you...already knew this didn't you?" He stops when he sees your eyebrows raised, giving him a slight smirk.

"Yeah Spencer" you smile, shaking your head at him. "I don't mind though. I like hearing all the cool stuff you know."

You spend awhile listening to Spencer talk about everything from Olympic swimming facts to CPR statistics and the origin of the different swimming strokes. A lot of it you don't know already, and you enjoy learning all of this stuff from him. After awhile, you unintentionally drift off to sleep.

He looks over and smiles, he doesn't mind. This happens to him quite often, and the fact that you encouraged him to share his knowledge gives him comfort. He reaches over and pulls the blanket over your shoulders. Hoping to drown out the sound of the highway, he puts on some classical music at a low volume.

You wake up a couple hours later as you hear the loud sound of gravel under the tires.

"Morning sunshine" he grins at you.

"Oh I'm sorry! I wasn't going to make you drive the whole way."

"It's ok, you got your rest. Better you be rested up and have fun today than stay awake just to drive."

"Thanks Spencer." You smile to yourself. He really was very sweet. Good friends are hard to come by, especially ones you can trust that will stick around. You secretly hope that Spencer doesn't plan on dropping you as a friend anytime soon.

You climb out of the car and take a look around. You've arrived at a modest log cabin, sitting right on the edge of the lake. It's surrounded by y'all trees, so thick that you can't see any buildings anywhere else, if there are any. You stand there for a moment taking it all. You lean your head back and close your eyes, enjoying the sounds and smells of nature. It felt like home. You grab your bag out of the backseat and make your way along a dirt path toward the cabin. You stick yourself hand out by your side, brushing the leaves on the trees as you walk by.

"You really are in your element here, huh?" you hear Spencer call out from behind you.

"Oh you have no idea. Just wait till I get in the water" you shout back over your shoulder.

The two of you make your way into what appears to be the common living room. The cabin appears to be completely wooden everywhere, floors, ceilings, walls, beams. There's rustic decor and lots of plaid, but it's done tastefully. It feels so cozy, and you love it.

"Y/N! You made it! We're in here!" You see Penelope's head pop out of a doorway. You enter a room to find two sets of bunk beds. Penelope and Alex have taken bottom bunks. JJ has her stuff placed on the top bunk above Alex. You set your suitcase in an empty corner and throw your pillow on the bed above Penelope. You feel her sneak up and pull you into a tight hug. "Hey bunk buddy! This weekend is going to be so fun!"

"I'm surprised Penny, the outdoors don't seem like your type of weekend."

"Oh don't worry honey! I brought a float with coasters and a tray for the lake! I'll be sipping on wine and tanning all weekend."

"Just make sure to wear sunscreen okay." You give her a nudge and a smile.

"Okay Nurse Y/L/N." She rolls her eyes and laughs.

"Don't worry! I brought enough sunscreen for everyone."

"Haha, of course you did Aunt JJ."

You look over to see her unpacking her suitcase and organizing her things in the drawers and closets. You decide to do the same, that way it will be easier to find all your things later. After you've all finished unpacking, Alex says she's going to take a quick nap. After getting ready in your swim wear and coverups, you, Penelope, and JJ wander over to the guys room to see what they're up to.

You peek in to see Spencer reading on the bunk above Hotch, who appears to be on a FaceTime call with his son, Jack. Rossi isn't in the room. He's probably already started organizing things in the kitchen. Derek looks like he's ready for the lake, already in swim trunks and rubbing on sun tan lotion.

"You need any help with that, hot rod?" Penelope jests.

"You know it mama."

At this response, Penelope runs quickly across to room and helps Derek to finish rubbing in the suntan lotion on his back. She looks to be enjoying it a little too much.

You and JJ stay leaning in the doorway, laughing.

You finally speak up. "I don't know about y'all, but I've been stuck in a car all day! So if you need me, I'll be out at the lake!"

"I'm right behind, ya." JJ turns to follow you.

At this, Spencer finally pops up from behind his book. "Oh umm, we're going outside now? What are you going to do?"

"I don't know yet Spencer, come with us and we'll figure it out."

You wait on him while he changes into some swim trunks and a t shirt. He stands in the doorway a bit awkwardly, hesitant to leave the cabin.

"Come on!" You grab his hand pulling him out onto the porch and down toward the lake, following behind JJ, Penelope, and Derek.

When you get to the waters edge, you see the group has already spotted a rope swing. Derek appears to be climbing into a position to jump from. JJ stops him, to test the integrity of the rope first.

Penelope watches as Derek effortlessly climbs up the rocks. "My monkey man" she smirks.

Once JJ seems satisfied that the rope won't break, Derek swings out over the water, doing a back flip before making a splash in the water that sprays everyone watching from the shore. A chorus of groans rings out, half from annoyance at the show off, half from not wanting to get splashed.

You remove your shoes and your coverup as you prepare to get in the water. You can tell Spencer is making a conscious effort to avert his gaze. You blush, suddenly remembering the girls' previous comments about how good you looked in the slick back two piece.

You quickly make your way up the rocks and grab onto the rope as it swings back towards you. Spencer gives you a concerned look.

"Are you sure you want to do that? You could get hurt!" He shouts up at you.

Instead of answering you give him a quick smirk. You back up and get a running start for momentum, holding onto the rope as you swing out over the water. You let the momentum push you out as far as it will take you, as you angle your arms and body to dive deep into the water, just like you used to off the starting block in swimming. As you feel your body dive down into the water, you angle back up and do a quick, few dolphin kicks, propelling yourself much further from the shore. When you finally surface, you're about 20 or so meters from the shore. You see the group staring at where you dove into the water, confused and concerned.

"Over here guys!" You shout at the group to get their attention. They look up to see you much further away than they expected.

"Hey, you weren't kidding!" Spencer laughed.

"We might have to have ourselves a little competition little miss mermaid!" You laugh at Derek's new nickname for you.

You do a few strokes to bring you back to shore as you climb out of the water. You slick your hair back out of your eyes as you wring your hair out.

"Alright Spencer! Your turn!"

You giggle as you grab his hand and drag him towards the rocks.

"Umm yeah this is definitely not a good idea. You clearly know what you're doing, but I will definitely hurt myself. Did you know that drownings are the third leading cause of unintentional deaths?"

"Stop being such a party pooper! Loosen up a bit. Now climb." You cross your arms giving him a look that lets him know you mean business.

"If you fall, your knight in shining armor, Y/N will catch you!" Derek shouts from his spot where he's swimming in the lake. JJ and Penelope are watching from a float shaped like a giant unicorn. Typical Penny.

"Shut up, Derek!" Spencer shouts back at him.

You can tell that he's actually nervous, and not just unwilling to participate, so you decide to climb up after him.

"How about we go together?" You smile at him.

"Can we do that?" He asks, clearly not believing you.

"Yeah! See how there's a plank of wood on the bottom here? There's room for both of us to stand. And then we just hold onto the rope. We'll back up to get some momentum, then right when we get to the edge, we'll hop on the rope ok. But make sure to let go before it swings back towards the rocks."

The look he's giving you says he still doesn't think this will work.

You take his hand in yours, giving it a quick squeeze. "Do you trust me?"

You see the anxiety wash away as he's overcome by comfort. "Yeah, I do actually" he smiles, squeezing your hand back.

"On three okay? One...two...three!"

Before you know it, the two of you are landing in the water. You both come up for air as he starts a splash fight with you. You're both giggling and splashing like little kids, but having the time of your life. You feel water peg you in the back of the head. You turn around to see Hotch and Rossi armed with oversized water guns, peeking out from behind the trees on the shore.

"Hey that's not fair! We're unarmed!" You shout at the two men.

"Come join our team!" Rossi yells back. You and Spencer look at each other confused. You look up to see Alex carrying four water guns out to the water toward Derek, JJ, and Penny.

You and Spencer turn to each other, each with a huge grin. "Oh it's on!" You say.

"It's so on!" he replies before you both make your way onto shore as quickly as possible. Hotch and Rossi hand you each a weapon and the war commences.

After a long fight, the team in the lake finally surrenders. Your team is the clear winner.

"Winner's get dinner first!" Rossi shouts before the four of you make a mad dash for the cabin. You grab your towel, guessing that Alex had laid it out for you, as you see the other ladies' towels laid out as well well. Rossi had the dinner on warmers, so it's all ready for you. As the four of you take your plates full of food to the dining table outside, you pass your opponents. A series of snickers and goofy faces ensues as your team teases them endlessly.

You felt so comfortable around all of them. For people with such serious jobs, they sure do know how to let loose and have fun.

A/N:

I hope everyone is still enjoying it! I know it's a slow burn but it's so cute right 🥰I plan on picking up right where we left off! Please reblog or comment if you liked this chapter! I love hearing feedback!