#I almost had a damn heart attack that fucker didn't make a single sound
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I am. spooked.
#Fuckin 1:35 am and get the urgent need for chickn sammich#Can imagine me makin it. can imagine it's taste. perfect.#Go down n make it and all is good in the word#And while I'm going up in pitch darkness I hear a whisper#And I fucking jump I scream as quietly as possible eto not wake up more ppl n stuff#And I freeze.#And motherfucking [] is there just staring at me like hey. you awake?#I almost had a damn heart attack that fucker didn't make a single sound#Just. ayyyyy hijo de la chingada pa q me asustas cabron se me pudo haber caído el sammich >:(
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