#I SWEAR NEIL IF YOU GET CLOSE TO MY ANDREW JACKSON SOUL I'LL KILL YOU
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OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! SO IF A “PUBLISHED AUTHOR OF FANTASY” WRITES ABOUT EATING THE SOULS OF POLITICANS TO SUMMON A DEMON IT’S “LITERARY CONTENT”, BUT WHEN I DO IT, IT’S A “HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE WHITE HOUSE” AND “THE NECRONOMICON SECTION DOESN’T EXIST PLEASE CHECK BARNES AND NOBLE”, WELL WHAT IF I WANT TO SUPPORT SMALL BUISNESSES AND DON’T WANT TO LOOK AT BARNES AND NOBLE BRENDA!!!
#REALLY BRENDA#SUPPORT BOOK STORES#IF STEPHEN KING DID IT THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE LIKE YESSSSSSS!!! BUT NO!#I SWEAR NEIL IF YOU GET CLOSE TO MY ANDREW JACKSON SOUL I'LL KILL YOU#THAT IS NOT A SERIOUS THREAT#NEIL WOULD ABSOLUTELY KICK MY ASS IN A FIGHT#DID YOU KNOW THAT NEIL DOES KICK BOXING IN HIS OWN SECTOR OF HEAVEN?#REGARDLESS#I'M WATCHING YOU NEIL#I'M ALWAYS WATCHING!!!#haz a great day#queuety pie#neil gaiman i swear to GOD if you dare touch Jackson's jar again...
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