#I STILL REMEMBER THE 'FAT MAI' MEME YOU ASSHOLES

[tarisilmarwen]

I admit I kind of like Zutara but so many shippers on this hellsite spout the cringiest fandom mom from 2013 rhetoric I’ve ever seen, from Aang was the creator’s self insert and the creator is an incel and Kataang is sexist to straight up counting down till Katara’s live action actress turns legal so that Zutara can happen in the Netflix show

Oh gross I did not know about that last part.

But yeah, shippers claiming they hate their rival ship for egregious moral reasons rather than because it's just not their taste or preference has been a thing since Harry/Hermione, it's just much more couched in obnoxious wokeism terminology now.

Joke's on them, ANY ship can use that kind of rhetoric as a bludgeon against their opponents, which is why you're seeing more of a pushback against Zutara these days.

[rnegitsune]

Ok so I thought I'd put together some horror stories from my time as a babymetal fan bc of how drastic the shift in the fandom has been the past year or so. For context I got into babymetal in like june of 2014 (all 3 girls were still underage at the time, I was 22; when I first got into them I thought I would be considered an older fan lmao the naivete, the innocence of new fan me wow I know now I'm not at all in the older half of the fandom esp considering I was born the same decade as su and moa), and I made this blog in I think may of 2015.

I've had people say I should compile men being gross into a post and I just couldn't do that out of fear for my own mental health but this will be pretty close. These are all my experiences with this fandom over the years; I'm definitely missing some but what I do remember should do well to cover most of how this fandom used to be vs now. It's gonna be a lot and tw for men being gross about minors.

Back in my first year or so of this blog I on multiple occasions got dms from men asking to be friends. At the time my bio only said my name and my pronouns. I've always been cautious of dms so I'd ask their age and every single one was considerably older than me. I wouldn't usually answer after that bc no thanks but they would generally try to continue convos til I blocked. The only one I still had was this one

After I put my age in my bio, which was 23 at the time, I never got a dm like that again; take from that what you will. But if you're young please be wary of this hell fandom even now. And if you're an older fan and esp an older male fan reading this, don't dm people trying to be friends. I was over 18 and it still creeped me out to no end.

One of my real first men in this fandom are disgusting moments was a blog back in like 2015 or 2016 who I had some contact with due to common interests; he was a huge yui stan and made bm content. He was like 28 or 29 at the time and I eventually noticed he would tag idols, mostly kpop girls, by their body parts (legs, butt, etc) which is disgusting enough as it is but then I saw him do the same for literal minors, like tzuyu from twice. I messaged him asking what the hell he was doing objectifying women but also actual children and he blocked me lmao. He later unblocked me to let me know that's just how he tagged things and it was my fault he had anxiety and then he blocked me again.

Back before the tumblr purge this fandom was repulsive to a degree I cannot even begin to describe. Someone would reblog something from me, I'd go to their blog and it would be underage jpop idols and japanese p*rn all the way down. I even stumbled upon a man editing underage su into p*rn gifs. Obviously no proof of that but I did go find my initial reaction to it

The number of times I'd get a follow from someone then go to their blog and it would be as mentioned above or their bio would be the most misogynistic trash I'd ever read was staggering. I genuinely considered giving up and deleting this blog so many times bc i felt oberwhelmed and outnumbered by these gross old dudes; and so the fact that this fandom has evolved into a bunch of chaotic wlw?? Amazing, I could cry.

Fun phenomenon of women running bm blogs was men sending messages asking if we liked babymetal. No joke. I think this happened to me two or three times but I spoke w other female creators at the time and it had happened to them as well. My entire blog is babymetal, and yet???

He said the weird guy idk bc he sent some random ass messages vaguely insulting me and when I responded coldly, he acted confused so I said you're some guy idk, hence the above message starting as such. Also that pic and the one up above that has my current pfp bc I just took those screenshots. Like I said I typically blocked weird dms but I guess these passed me by so I still had the messages.

Most people know the sub reddit is the worst and don't need me to tell you but it's a hellscape and I highly recommend avoiding it. A short list of things I've had to see as a result of going there: men discussing at length kano and momoko's appearances and how they look in costume vs in normal clothes. Men discussing at length the hope that the girls would marry men who aren't Japanese, a thread that was from when all 3 girls were underage. They aren't gonna marry you dude they're really not.

The insulting of billie Eilish, a 17 year old at the time, was horrible too. Su and moa got to meet her, something they were extremely excited for, and they posted a pic; the comments were disgusting as you can imagine. The yui rumors were terrible too, fatshaming, slutshaming etc all based on nothing. Some man saying the rumors about yui leaving bc, no joke this was a real rumor, she "got too fat" couldn't be true bc "look at saya." Saya being a barely 18 yo back up dancer who covered the third spot after yui left but before the avengers. Not to mention the upskirt shots from when they were minors, the constant editing of their faces onto explicit photoshoots etc. I remember being a new fan looking for a su pic on google and being horrified at the fact that one of the top suggested results after her name was “bikini;” she was 16 at the time. Also, the uptick in massively creepy posts and messages sent to bm blogs as each girl, but esp moa and yui, approached 18 was disgusting.

Now for some personal nonsense. A big reason why I haven't touched my youtube channel in months is bc I got tired of dealing with the men of this fandom. I poke fun at metal and get told I deserve to die. I say ped*philes and creepy men are gross and get a swarm of middle aged men cursing at me. Had a guy cry about how men are shamed for liking bm and then he turned around and said some gross shit about wlw. Had a guy call me racist for liking a band he also likes (and despite him having no way of knowing my own race) and tell me the babymetal fandom doesn't need my kpop feminist bullshit, which is honestly a great description and I thought about putting it in my yt about lmao. Had a middle aged man unironically say he'd never seen a man be creepy towards bm but fans su and moa's ages calling them hot was creepy. The disillusionment....the level of unawareness is astounding. If you want to see screenshots of some of these comments they are fairly recent in my don't mind me tag; I don't want to see them anymore tho bc they're infuriating so I'm not going to look at them to post here.

Essentially I haven't looked at my channel since may bc men are exhausting and rude and refuse to examine the fandoms they're a part of no matter what. They're told by a woman of the fandom that she's had bad experiences personally and they all start crying about how it's either a lie bc they haven't seen it or unimportant. I did stop reading comments in may and I will never read another one again probably as a result of this shit. Trash men being trash are not worth my time and I refuse to give them anymore of it. I do plan on making more videos tho and let my ~feminist kpop bullshit~ live in their minds rent free.

I will also continue to make fun of metal and the creepy men in this fandom bc it's important and I'm a spiteful asshole who likes disrupting these dudes perfect bubble of a fandom. It genuinely brings me so much joy seeing all the new fans recently (which sidenote if you got into them recently I am kinda curious as to how you found them; I've gotten tons of new followers and considering how inactive they are rn I'm curious). People sending messages about how they finally feel like they belong or that they have a safe space....like I don't even know what to say and I never feel like my responses fully convey how genuinely wonderful that is and how thrilled I am that this is where we're at now and I have had at least some part in it. As this post shows, my experiences have been negative for the most part so the shift recently is such a relief I cannot even begin to explain my gratitude.

So to anyone who read all of this and hasn't disintegrated from the male bullshit, thank you. Keep being yourself and fighting for your place in this fandom, esp if you're a young woman; keep making fun of the creeps and keep making wlw memes!! Babymetal's music is in such a huge way meant for girls and to see more and more finding their way to this previously hellish beyond belief fandom is incredible.

[hihellogoodbyebruh]

As Long as I’m Here, As Long as You Love Me

Pairing: Chris Evans x Black!Plus-size!OC

Summary: Chris is ready to take their relationship to the next level. Tatiana has her reservations.

Warning(s): Umm, discussions on racism and fatphobia. Slight angst, but a happy fluffy ending.

Word count: 1,454

Author’s Note: I wrote this like last year. Finally decided to post it. Writers and their insecurities right? No? Just me? Fair. I got struck by the thought about how a regular Black fat girl with a 9 to 5 might approach being in a relationship with a megastar. I hope y’all enjoy it :)

Tatiana was beyond relieved that her work day was finally over. The restaurant she managed was busier than normal. Damn playoff games kept the place packed, but she was so happy she wasn’t the closer that night. She was able to leave at a respectable 10pm which was good because Chris had sent her a cryptic message in the middle of her shift. He was finally back from finishing a press tour and she was happy they would be getting some one on one time after weeks apart.

“Have some exciting news. Can’t wait for you to get home. Love you baby girl.”

Tati didn’t really have a clue what the exciting news was. If she had to guess, she’d think he booked a vacation for them. He always talked about how he just wanted to take her away with him to see the world. She kind of hoped he didn’t though because while she loved his surprises, she needed to be able to give her job enough notice.

When she made it to her home, she saw his car parked in the driveway. They didn’t technically live together, but she gave him a key to her home once they got serious. He was always so busy with movie shoots, promotional shoots, and press tours that she wanted him to be able to come and go as needed. Her life as Assistant General Manager kept her working 10 hour days, so sometimes they didn’t see each other. It was hard work dating a celebrity, but Christopher Robert Evans was absolutely worth it.

Dodger’s paws were heard moving across the hardwood floors as she opened the front door. She was greeted by his adorable face as he licked at her and tried jumping on her.

“Oh that’s a good boy. You missed me? I missed you! You’re the goodest boy there ever was.” She told him in a baby voice while petting him and bending down to hug his warm furry body. 

After playing with Dodger for a minute, he scurried off and she took that as a sign to find her man. She didn’t have to look far because the glow from the living room television drew her into the room. A peak over the large couch showed Chris laying horizontally, head resting on the arm as his chest moved with the shallow breaths he took while he slept.

Tati would never get over how beautiful of a man he was. She couldn’t help staring at him for a bit as she walked around the couch. His “smedium” shirt as she liked to call it, had lifted up slightly so his v-line and abs were showing. She set her purse on the little coffee table in front and gingerly sat on the space left on the couch. 

“Baaaabbyyyyy, I’m hoooommeee.” She quietly sang, her fingers dancing over his exposed skin and under his shirt as she felt on his chest. “Wake up handsome.” She dug her fingers into his side to tickle him and he sat up out of his sleep.

“What the hell?” He blinked several times as the sleepy haze dissolved and a bright smile appeared on his face when he realized she was there. “Welcome home baby.” He leaned closer to greet her with a kiss.

“Mmm. Do I get to know the exciting news now or do I have to wait?” She asked, desperate to know what the secret was.

He chuckled, placing one of his legs on the floor and pulling her between his legs. “You truly have zero patience. You don’t want to get settled in first? Eat dinner? Have a drink?” He nibbled on her neck, teasing her. “Welcome home sex?���

Her neck fell to the side on instinct, before she collected herself and playfully mushed his head away from her. “Nuh uh. You aint about to distract me. We will get to all of that after. Tell me your secret, Evans.”

The smile on his face was infectious. “I was asked to present at the Golden Globes and I think it’s the perfect place to make our relationship public.”

The silence between them following his statement spoke volumes about her discomfort regarding his request. They had been dating for almost a year away from the public eye. He was a private guy and she had no interest in becoming paparazzi fodder for what she believed would just be a quick hook up with a hot actor. She never thought she’d actually be in a relationship with him. He was just supposed to be a fun anecdote she told her disbelieving grandchildren in the future about the one time grandma had sex with a famous Hollywood star. 

“I have my stylist on stand by for whichever designer has the dress you love most. Your hair, makeup...everything will be taken care of babe.” He added, trying to sweeten the pot.

“Chris…” She began, biting her lip as she stopped to get her thoughts together. His hand reached out and grasped hers, his thumb rubbing soothing circles onto her palm.

“Talk to me. I love you. I’m not saying I’m going to be posting you on Twitter every day because I’ve always been private about my personal life, but I want you to attend red carpets and other events with me. I want to introduce you to others as my woman out in public. I’m ready. Are you really not?” Chris asked, his eyes imploring her for an honest answer. Of course she had to go and fall in love with a man that could see through your very soul with one look.

“I love you too. I want to do all those things with you. I just want you to understand what that would mean for us. You’re active enough on Twitter to understand how wild social media can be these days. I’ll never get rid of it because it can be a source of such joy and humor. I’ve built myself a great social media community. Those acrylic nail memes starring you and then the rest of your Avengers co-stars? A highlight. I remember when they took off.” A smile formed on her lips as she thought on the trending topic. She still has some of those memes saved on her phone. 

“But people can also be horrible, disgusting and downright vile when they can hide behind a computer screen. I’m a non famous, fat, Black woman dating one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors. For many people, you are the superior Chris of all Hollywood Chrises. By going public, I am opening myself up to a world of abuse just because I ‘dared’ date their white male hero.”

“I don’t give a fuck about what they think.” He interjected, ready to go on a rant but she cut him off.

“I know you don’t. I know. If I had any doubt, we wouldn’t be here right now. And I’m not letting some racist assholes keep me from living my life how I want. What I am saying to you is that there will be bad days. I will let the comments get to me. The comments will even get to you sometimes. I’ve been a fangirl. Not the nasty ones, but I’ve seen how they operate. Eventually it will die down some, but it won’t ever completely go away. This new and fresh information is going to have the fans and even the press going wild. It’s because I know how much you respect your privacy that I just want you to be sure.”

He cupped her face in both his hands and looked her in the eyes. All he could think about was how much he loved her, how much he wanted to take care of her for the rest of their lives. But he knew he had to go one step at a time with her or she’d bolt. He loved her so much that he could be patient with her. 

“It may get rough, but I’m prepared to go through it all for you and with you. We can map out a whole plan if it will make you feel more assured. I’m in this for the long haul. You’re everything to me.” He leaned in to press his lips against hers, his thumbs rubbing her cheeks as he held her face. He kissed her with a softness that was full of tenderness and love. It may have been one of the most sensual kisses she ever experienced. She felt all the love he had for her and she hoped he could feel how much she loved him in return.

She knew as long as they had each other, they would be okay.

[dragimal]

Longform Audio Creepypasta Recs

hey TMA fandom! as a new TMA listener but looooongtime creepypasta fan, I find it rly cool that ppl who aren’t into horror are getting into TMA! I’m hoping this will help bring fresh blood (hah) to the horror fandom, so if you’ve realized that you rather like audio horror but don’t know what else to look into, I’m here to recommend my favorite longform creepypasta narrations! 

this is far from an exhaustive list of long creepypastas, but I just want to introduce some of the stories I consider to be the best of the genre. and while I’m just reccing longform in this post, there are plenty of short one-shots I could rec if anyone wants to ask me abt a specific theme/Entity or even a specific ep of TMA (there are several MAG eps that brought me straight back to a specific creepypasta or two, lmao)

also, I’ll just be linking to MrCreepyPasta’s narrations b/c I’m heavily biased so I mostly listen to him, but there are plenty of other great narrators out there like CreepsMcPasta, CreepypastaJr, etc. (most of their names are variations on a theme asdfgh). and if u just want the text version of any of these, every video I link has a link in its own description back to the original text posting of the story

THAT outta the way, here are my recs! I’ll try to remember all the trigger warnings I can, but keep in mind I tend to be p hardy to most horror content, so there may be some things that slip past simply b/c they don’t register to me. also it’s been a minute since I’ve listened to some of these, so some have updated or I may have just forgotten some aspects. I’ll also update this if ppl find it useful and I find more good long pastas~

Penpal (2.5 hrs, complete)

op recounts some of their odd experiences as a child, all of which stem from an elementary school project involving a pen pal. as he recalls these experiences, a horrifying picture of his past begins to emerge...

easily my favorite pasta of all time-- and that’s saying something, considering there are some damn good recs here. it’s one of the first I read so long ago, and few have come close to what this one made me feel. op does an incredible job of capturing the nostalgia and childhood wanderlust of youth, and the last few lines of each chunk of the story hit like a goddamned truck-- esp "Friends”, I cry like a baby every time, it just.... hits something tender in me...

TW: stalking of children, subsequent kidnapping and child abuse at the end (and while it’s not necessarily *confirmed*, heavy implications of child sexual abuse, for that last bit). implied cat death. some graphic description of the victim of a hit-and-run

Search and Rescue Woods (~5 hrs, ongoing?)

op recalls several of the strange and disturbing experiences (their own and quoted from coworkers) of working search-and-rescue for an unnamed national forest in the US

y’know that feeling u get when u see photos lawn chairs just sitting at the bottom of the ocean? even if there’s a perfectly good explanation for why they’re there, it’s still haunting b/c it feels wrong to see them there, in that context? that’s basically this entire assortment of stories-- the obvious example being the stairs, of course, but even a lot of the human elements feel so out of place and wrong. if you’re a fan of Spiral-type horror w/ a hard edge of Stranger, this is the story for u

TW: generally clinical but graphic descriptions of mutilated bodies. use of the r-slur against an nd individual (it’s during a story that the main character is quoting from a different one-off character, so it thankfully only happens the one time..). child death, in certain stories. some wild animal death

Borrasca (2.5 hrs, complete)

Sam moves to a small mountain town with his family after his father’s job relocates them. he hears some spooky legends about the town, but doesn’t think much of them... that is, until his sister disappears. as Sam and his friends dig deeper into the town’s history to find any clues to his sister’s disappearance, they begin to realize there’s something deeply deeply wrong with their quaint little home

I’ve always loved horror that’s ‘mundane’ enough to be done by regular humans, but vague enough that it could actually be supernatural, under the right circumstances-- and this is one of those mysteries that keeps u guessing until the VERY end. my mind felt like that Pepe Silvia corkboard meme the first time I listened to this, I was losin’ it. this is also prolly one of my favorite examples of MCP’s talent as a narrator, b/c he adds in his own subtle foreshadowing with his voicework, and it blows my mind every time I listen to it again

also worth mentioning there’s a (3.5 hr) sequel! since the horror/mystery is basically done after the first one, the sequel is mostly suspense/thriller and character closure. if ur just here for the horror/mystery and the gut-punch of that first ending, then the sequel isn’t necessary. but if you want more closure for our dear sweet cast who deserve so much better, then by all means!

TW: the ending involves heavy sexual abuse (involving underage girls, no less), part of which is graphic. like I know I joke abt having to take breaks after reading emotionally exhausting stories, but I genuinely had to take a couple days of recovery after this one-- and that’s from someone who’s p hardy to all kinds of graphic content. do NOT take this warning lightly if this is a sensitive topic for you

Tales From the Gas Station (10 hrs for free, otherwise ongoing)

Jack works at a gas station at the edge of a middle-of-nowhere town. Strange things happen at the gas station-- bipedal deer stopping by for a drink, dark gods leaving vague messages, fingers growing from the ground out back, sudden lawn gnome appearances-- All just a part of the daily grind, right?

so if I wanna be totally fair, this is more a rec for Night Vale fans than anything (tho the TMA/WTNV overlap seems to be p significant). the comedic, nonchalant tone taken towards everything supernatural and horrific is p much 1:1 WTNV. I’ve genuinely cried laughing at some of the fuckshit that happens, esp anything involving Jerry. not to say that GST doesn’t have its heavy-horror moments, but the frequency is more comparable to Night Vale’s approach-- dark comedy definitely takes center stage, here. tho this also varies by the POV-- the “Finding Vanessa” arcs are told from the perspective of a more serious character, so the heavy parts are far more frequent and hit a lot harder

as for the time estimate, here’s where it gets a littleee bit complicated. the first version was put out for free, and read for free by MCP (among a few other narrators). this came out in several different parts, and the one video I linked above has compiled *most* of volume 1, but not the Halloween story, featured here. HOWEVER, the author has taken a second go at v1 and beyond, which is currently ongoing and available to buy as books or audiobooks ALSO narrated by MCP!

as for deciding which version to listen to, I’ll just try to describe the differences here. the first version was written entirely via Jack’s online forum posts, which were subject to more direct reader interaction and Jack’s scatterbrain. thus, the first version leaves a LOT more details up to reader interpretation/theorizing, straight up doesn’t have or explain certain plot arcs yet, and is very disorganized in terms of timeline all due to Jack’s canon memory issues. this all, personally, made it v fun and silly to follow, but I’m aware that’s not for everyone. the second version is written from a more standard first person narrative from Jack’s perspective. while Jack’s memory issues still make him an unreliable narrator (often *upsettingly* so in this version), the actual narrative is far more organized, complete, and easy to follow. the fun thing is that the first version can still be considered canon material to the second version, as Jack references making those very forum posts within the second version narrative. so, personally, I consider the second version to be the core cohesive story, while the first version is supplemental, fun material that provides more context for a few of the strange bits that happen in the story (like Jack’s ‘secret admirer’ makes more sense if u’ve listened to the first version). either way, the second version is the only way the story is going to continue (as far as I’m aware), so if you’re ONLY going to listen to one version of the story, listen to the second version

TW: for the first version, there are some uncomfortable jokes/implications at certain points-- associating villains/assholes with fatness and/or personality disorders is unfortunately a running theme, and a few off-color jokes are made abt some of Jack’s conditions (general mental health and his brief use of crutches). there’s also a point at which it’s implied that a specific one-off arc is a ploy to rape Jack, tho nothing actually comes of it beyond awkward scheming (but just in case, that story is specifically “Death at the Gas Station” at the very end of that long compilation, if u wanna skip it). for the second version, I believe the author was made aware of these issues and either straight-up removed or fixed most of them in some way. there’s just one point where an intentionally-questionable character uses the g*psy slur, and a few points where a regular commenter on Jack’s forum posts has w*ndigo in their username

in terms of gore for either one, uhhh maybe some descriptions of injuries? body horror? this one’s a lot harder to call for me, b/c the comedy softens the blow on a lot of the horror

Accounts From a Lonely Broadcast Station (5 hrs, ongoing)

Evelyn is the new voice of a small mountain town’s local radio station. her job is to take calls, play music (ALWAYS play the music), and broadcast emergency warnings whenever the fog rolls in from the surrounding forest. pretty standard stuff. she tries to make the most of it-- if only that damn crow with human eyes would stop watching her...

this one’s similar to Gas Station Tales with its heavy reliance on dark humor, but it takes itself a bit more seriously, with a more even split b/t genuine horror and comedy. also MCP brings in wonderful extra voice talent w/ this one, I RLY love Evelyn's va ;w;

TW: graphic descriptions of mutilation and body horror

My Friend Has Been Living in an Alternate Reality (4 hrs, complete)

op’s eccentric friend, Clint, turns up on op’s doorstep unannounced after several years missing. Clint vanishes again just as abruptly, leaving op with a journal detailing a horrifying, dangerous journey that’s almost too bizarre to believe, yet...

so this one’s more like an action/thriller with horror garnish, tbh-- very exciting and suspenseful! I love the weird, apocalyptic world Clint describes in his journals, and the societies that have cropped up around these hostile circumstances

TW: graphic descriptions of mutilation/injury

My Name is Lily Madwhip (~8 hrs, ongoing)

Lily Madwhip sees things before they happen. they’re usually horrible things like deaths and injuries that she wishes she could prevent but often can’t. at least her best friend-- an angel possessing one of Lily’s dolls-- is around to provide advice

this one’s from the perspective of a little girl, and it leans into dark humor enough to soften at least some of the more traumatic moments. Lily’s young enough that she’s somewhat removed from the full gravity of the deaths around her, but the fact that it’s happening so frequently at all seems to be warping her perspective towards death to be more... casual? is that the right word? it’s just a rly interesting perspective to see for horror. also we’ve got another rly great guest va here for Lily~

TW: brief descriptions of injury, but they’re not graphic. frequent animal death.

The Showers (2.75 hrs, complete)

op recounts a scary story he heard from a teacher back in high school about a vague location and a terrifying encounter. he later ventures to find this location to see the truth for himself, but is it worth it?

this one’s a classic-- I think it was of the first creepypasta I listened to? not this version, but I wouldn’t be able to tell u which narrator it was at the time. I won’t say that this one’s the most unique story out there, but something abt it has always stuck with me?.... idk, I think the premise rly hooks me

TW: oh god it’s been a while, but I don’t remember anything particularly triggering? maybe body horror?

[nyoomwhyoom]

bbs without context

if u wanna know which vid a quote’s from, i remember (most) of them 👉😎👉 (or at least have a general idea) so don’t be afraid to ask ! “HE’S GOT LIKE ONE HEALTH, JUST POKE HIM. POKE HIM WITH A STICK AND HE’LL DIE” “So this goes on top,, and then you’re on top of me……… this is really gay” “This is so gay” Brian: I never thought I’d say this but,,,, we need to fuck 407 Craig: heya, don’t threaten me with a good time “See this C block? Ya know what it means?” “Uhhhhhh” “It means you’re a cunt”

“God dude your mom’s still probably really disappointed in you but she’s a little bit happier now” “The scout? Like I scouted out your momma’s ass before I- intense breathing "STUCK it in her” “COME ON EAT THOSE COINS YOU FLOWER FUCK” “Mario Kart nein” —————— “Oh a coin again SUCK MY TINY DICK” Ohm: “OH NO,,, Marcel you just ate my ass” Smii7y: sarcastically “Oh no what a terrible event to happen!” “Ahaha whose the little fat egg down the bottom left?” “FUCK YOU DICKHEAD” Ohm: “Oh fuck me” Mini: “I’d rather not” “I’m like in extended last place I don’t know what’s happening” “Son of a fucking shit my ass” “Nothing like a good pussy trumpet” “You may have to censor that part because I literally just got fucked” “Ayo it’s ya boy lubeless back in the building” ——————— (Nogla’s live stream 5/10/17)—– “Into ta HHHNNNNNNN” “Fuck my ass!” “Now Brian,, is that an offer?” “YOU’RE A CUNT. A BIG CUNT. C-U-N-T IN CASE YOU WERE ILLITERATE.” (mom mode activate) Brian swears Moo: “Watch your mouth young man!” ——————————– “I am the ghost of Christmas,,,, ass whoopin” “AH my pussy’s very,, smoist” “I’M NOT YOUR BABY, BABY” “Go mini you deserve it!!” “I’m going baby I’m going!” “Yeah I did what’s-wat-wut-what’s ya-what’s it to it” “Time to eat some ass!” Scotty: This is what daddy needed! Mini: Daddy Scotty: oOOOHH suck me daddyyy “What really happened to the dinosaurs?” “Now listen the dinosaurs are NOT extinct that’s a lie propagated by Fox News” ——Mini’s stream 6/8/17——— “Get away mini !! You and your golden dick mushroom tip.” “smitters” Mini singing:“Scotty like a melody” “It’s me, bald bitch” “How to get depressed in 10 minutes or less. That’s what I should name all my videos now” “BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS” “Back at it again with the old memes” “Holy SHIT. Craig just turned into satan” “I am a bag of cunt” “How dare you call my memes shit” ———————————– Mini: I’m twizzling my stick! Scotty: Oh baby, talk dirty to me~ “You piece of shit Scott!!!” “I’ll hug you all day bb” Scotty talking about Marcel: He’s trying to blow me now ! Mini: Wouldn’t be the first time “You fucking died to chickens dude!” “I JUST GOT MOLESTED BY A JIGGLY PUFF” “I’ve got a whip attached to my ass!…… Its called a tail” “Sometimes they say less is more but in this case less is a disconnecting dick” “PUT YOUR DICKS ON THE TABLE WHOSE GONNA WIN” “It’s like an episode of the magic school bus!” “Come on kids! Come on and climb inside my ass!” “My space bar can only take so much abuse” “Anthony, eat a dick” “Noo I don’t wanna” “Eat a dick Anthony” “ITS NOT ON THE MENU” “Eat a fucking dick” “Ohm can we talk about the fucking ring right now. Th-the giant armor. The giant riot shield protecting everything that can come your way” “Jiggly is my guardian angel now, K? That’s one of his testicles.” Anthony starts singing opera “So first I put a ring on it, than I give you a banana-” “wOOOAAAAAHHHH MY NIPPLES ARE HARD” “Wanna know what else is in Canada? Naked panda men” Brock: Why don’t we look into each other’s eyes while we do it Brian: Ok Tyler: I bet you do look into each other’s eyes while you do it ;) Panda: Holy. Shit. I’m gonna suck my own dick right now John: I’m gonna suck your dick “I WENT IN MY HOLE” “I betcha did buddy” “I suffer from premature congratulations. I always tell people  happy birthday one day too early” “WHY. WHY. MISS AMERICA PIE eat my ass” “I’m sick n tired of people. Theres too many in this world” “Evan, theres literally three” “Guys guys, your minimum wage pilot just jumped out of the plane” “OOOHH good NIGHT fucking sweet moon bitch boy” “Well there’s no need for profanity dude” “Shut up dude someone just got their dick sucked,, in a video,, ok? We are far past profanity” “You’re the one who spent 20 minutes putting make up on alright don’t give me that shit” smitty giggling “You’re the one who spent 20 minutes trying to get a blowjob” “I got pussy planted again iNTO A BANANA” “AAHHisuckdickforalivingbYE” Cartoonz doing a hotel room tour: “-It’s really big…. hAHA YEAH IT IS” “DONT TOUCH ME SMITTY” “I’m sorry…. Restraining order?” Law and order starts playing “DAMMIT ANTHONY. I SAW YOU GET FUCKED, WHY AREN’T YOU FUCKED?!?”

“Oh wow, nice fucking hoowheel”

“When i’m sittin’ on the royal throne, just use a lotta lube” “………………………………………no”

“PAUL HAS FRIENDS OF COURSE PAUL HAS FRIENDS WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T HE HAVE FRIENDS FOR”

“FUCK ME IN MY PUSSY HOLE”

“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could fuck you”

“Christmas isn’t about love it’s about materialism get that shit right”

‘Casper the friendly fuckboi’

“If a chic takes a pickle out of a jar, she a tot”

(playing kiss marry kill w/ marcel, tyler, and evan) Scotty: “I’d marry Marcel” blows kiss @ screen “love you Marcel….. Kill Tyler, cause he’s a fuckin asshole. What’s the last one? Kiss? Kiss Evan, cause he’s a beautiful man. A beautiful Asian man.” Panda: “I would, I’d probably kiss Evan too, I mean look at him,, he-he’s a beautiful man. I would marry Tyler, because-” deep sigh “I love that giant man. (scotty: "i don’t understand it”) And kill Marcel,, why?“ Scotty: laughs "Say it!!” Panda:“…. Black guy always dies first! Sorry man."

[bigduckenergy]

I know I’ve made posts like this before already but... today may be the most important one, because it’s a very special day: it’s the 10 YEARS anniversary of my friendship with @roboticbiotic. So if you may indulge me as I get personal for a moment... I want to say a couple things

On May 11th 2007, I messaged her on deviantart because I really liked her art and she seemed like a nice, fun person... I was 18, still living at my mom’s place, just about to move to the big city to start my adult life. And boy I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. At the time, I already had a bunch of other internet friends, almost none of which I still talk to today. I also had some friends from highschool and stuff, none of which I talk to today. Basically nothing of who I was 10 years ago has stayed with me until now.... except for her. We ended up talking more and more, about art, video games, music, random stuff. We would talk on MSN, playing little games like MSN checkers and minesweeper. We would doodle our OCs and do the odd collab. We both separately went through relationships, falling outs, personal issues, family stuff... Through it all, I knew I could login and have someone to talk to. By that point, she was already my best friend, even though she lived 4190 km away. Then I met my girlfriend at the time and she met her bf and we ended talking a little bit less for a year or two. Eventually we started talking more again, and started playing games together. We started with Diablo 2 because her computer was a piece of crap at the time. But we had so much fun in that. Then we got into Borderlands 2, and it was a bonding experience like none before, and as dumb as it sounds, I think it was while jumping around on Pandora that our bond was cemented. Since then we’ve played countless other games together and it’s been some of the most fun I’ve had in my life. So many times we would laugh and end up in tears. 3 years ago we finally ended up meeting IRL when she came to spend 3 weeks here around Christmas, and while everyone always warns you about meeting online friends, for us it was like it had always been this way. It was great and I hope we can do it again because I feel like we didn’t make the most of it because of our mental state at the time.

It’s no secret to any follower of hers or mine that she’s been dealing with depression for years and that I went through an extremely difficult breakup a few years ago. I know for a fact there’s been many times we both wish we could disappear and not exist anymore, but if nothing else, having her in my life was what often kept me going. I literally don’t know what the last 5 years of my life would have been if she hadn’t been there. I’ve considered her a lot more than friend for a very long time now, and yeah sure it’s already pretty cool to have known someone 10 years, but it’s not so much a matter of length but of how meaningful that relationship has consistently been for me throughout those years. I could never start back from scratch with someone else and find the same kind of complicity I have with her, no matter how many years I work at it. She’s by far the closest person to me, she knows me better than any friend or family I have. We’ve argued, we’ve fought, we’ve cried together. We’ve been in touch almost every single day for as long as I can remember. We’ve shared secrets, made OCs, gotten into the same video games series, sent each other gifts through mail. We’ve both changed a lot, and somehow kind of evolved in the same direction. We’ve both become two apathetic meme-loving fucks who don’t give a shit and feel nothing, but our bond has only grown stronger for it.

I don’t know what else to add, and this is all stuff I’ve told her already but still, today feels like a pretty big deal to me so I wanted to share the story again. A lot in our lives may not have ended up how we wanted it, but through some weird twist of fate, some stupid asshole from Quebec and some dumb binch from California ended up becoming the best of friends for 10 goddamn years.

 Audrey I love you  You’re more than a friend to me, more than a lover: we’re in goddamn cahoots. And your fat ass better still be here by my side for the 20 year anniversary ya fucking piece of shit  

[skiasurveys]

Talk about...

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie. - I cant remember that well since I was a little kid.. ( The lion king), um but I remember being so into it and I loved animals and it kind of started me wanting to draw. But i cant remember the first time i watched it. 

2: Talk about your first kiss.  We were really awkward, I liked him..but not enough, and so we went driving around, got starbucks, and then found this bench and we were talking/flirting, and then he just kissed me. But it was nasty asf, it was so gross. his spit was all over me, blehh. I hated it. I remember being like if this is kissing i do not want it. It wasnt tell i kissed another person that i was like Oh thats what its supposed to be like..

3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for. He is my current boyfriend. We met on Okcupid in 2015 right after i had finished high school. It was like September. its funny because i wasnt rly serious on that site but then I started to talk to him and we hit it off really well.. we dated for  a week then broke up LMAOOO. But then in April 2016 we started to talk again and in May we dated. so its been a year so far, and i am really in love with him. He and I click very well, he’s  7 years older than me. we play video games together but sometimes i watch him play by himself cus its fun that way too. He likes anime tho and i hate it lol. hes very funny and he can be super sweet and romantic and sometimes hes jusr a fkn nerd. idk what else to say before i start going on forever about it.

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.  Meeting the dude who assaulted me. we were just friends and i had a bad feeling about him but i shoved it off. and then he attacked and assaulted me. I wish i went with that gut feeling. Thank god hes gone.

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.  My best birthday was either my 18th or 19th. My 20th was boring. But my 18th I got a wii U and i got drunk too, and i had fun. but yeah, like idk the best prob was when i was a child and had lotsa friends and cake.

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.  My 16th because my dad was dying.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.  My biggest insecurity is my body shape.weight. I just hate it because I feel fucking ugly and fat and I really am not, but idk i just want to be skinny and tiny.

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of. I am proud that i graduated and got my license, since I was struggling to graduate which was like 2 years ago but i was going through a lot.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most. I like my eyes, and I do like that i have small hands and feet. ( its easy to find shoes). But I also like my legs and that I have a bigger butt. 

10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.  theres been a few. But i think with my ex friend who just said she hated me and it was random asf, but she ghosted on me after and so it wasnt really a fight. another one i had was when i started to date my current BF and he wasnt being the best and I was like maybe i should drop him so i tried too and then we fought and then we actually were adults and explained the situation and we sorted it all out. since then we have been so good. like we know how eachother works. Lol fuck.

11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had. I cant think of one.

12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had. i had a nightmare where this creepy ass creature was crawling up my walls and turned its head all around and had lifeless eyes and creepy sharp jagged teeth, and it was just terrifying. but then my mom killed it.. wtf

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time. The first time i had sex I was super nervous. ( It was with my current bf), and we tried and then i started to cry because I was nervous and also from my trauma, and then he was like okay thats fine. Then later that night he asked if we wanted to try again so I said sure. and so we started to make out and then before i knew it was actually inside me and I was like wtf that wasnt bad, and it felt really good. It wasnt overly romantic like they make in movies but it was super good and he was slow and good with me. ever since then i crave dick every minute LMAOOO.

14: Talk about a vacation.  I went to disneyland with my mom the year i was graduating high school. It was so much fun, I felt so safe and happy . I cant really explain what i felt just felt like everything was gonna be OK and the rides were just so awesome and the food was great lol

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.  It was when I was starting to date Connor again and we were hanging out and I was like wow, my life is going perfect right now and I felt so happy.

16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to. I never go to parties but the one i went to was at my boyfriends friends house and I just started to drink rum n coke and it was really good and made lots of friends but there wasnt that many people there but i felt really happy.

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.  I cant think of anyone lol

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.   i got bullied alot for stupid shit.

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.  I was in foods class and I was with my friend Jenna, Brittney, Shae and Julia. There was orientation for the kids from elementary that night, and so we asked if we could stay extra and make the cookies and so we were allowed. Then Julia and Shae left to use the washroom. Jenna and I had finished up and were heading to our other class, and as we walked in there was a alarm for a lock down and we were like holy shit. There was somekid with a knife walking around. they calmed him down, but it was really creepy. But our friend brittney was by herself in the foods room and she was crying and i felt so bad omg rip brittney

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.  I had math class one afternoon and the class before me apparently this girl had a seizure. But i didnt know, so when we walked in the classroom I was like wtf why are the desks all pushed around and so i thought they did some activity, but it turns out this girl had a seizure, and my friend told me about it and how it was super traumatizing our teacher even got bit. it was really weird..

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.  He is my friend still but he really liked me and he asked me out and I had to tell him No and i said that i wasnt looking for a relationship but it was super awkward but hes cool.

22: Talk about your worst fear.  choking.

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down. I really liked this one guy and we went on a first date and then he asked if  i wanted to chill the next week and so i said sure. But then that day he had texted me and said he was busy and that i couldnt come over and so I was like Oh ok, cool. and then he told me to make sure i wasnt looking for anything serious, and then so i never saw him again after the first date. But he was really boring so thank god i didn’t. and its funny cus a few months after he had some gf and i think he is still with her cus i would see them at the mall all the time. but yeah im glad it didnt work out!

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot. One night ( this is cheesy ) It was like 4 am and Connor was watching TV and I was scrolling through tumblr lookin at funny memes/posts and he just turned and looked at me and said “Jen, youre my best friend” and it just made my night. It was super sweet and i felt great. 

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.  ho ho ho okay, so we were friends since grade 9 summer/beg of grade 10. we were close asf, we liked the same shit, we thought the same. she was great. she was the first best friend i ever had rly. so a couple times through out our friendship she would kind of vanisha nd not talk but it was her depression and it was annoying asf. anyways.. after grade 12 grad  (this is like oct 2015), i tried to message her but it wouldnt let me! so i soon realized she blocked me on everything. i texted her thanks for that and then feb 2016 we became friends again, then may 2016 she ghosted on me but she finally sent message saying how she hated me etc and really too this day it hurts but i still dont know what actually fucking happened.

26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.  if im really sick  i just sleep and watch youtube videos. or ill have a bath.

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.  i really love my boyfriends arms. theyre so big and strong. mmmm.

28: Talk about your fetishes.  i dont rly have a fetish tbh.

29: Talk about what turns you on.  i like when my bf dominates me, but not too hardcore. I like neck kissing, facial hair, deep voices, motivation. I like being tackled like play fighting and i like when he touches my thighs etc. mm

30: Talk about what turns you off.  being an asshole, racist/sexiest, if youre super smelly. if youre really tall and skinny.

31: Talk about what you think death is like.  i dont know. its probably weird asf.

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.  i remember this place called Moonwalkers and it was this crazyass jungle gym we had and it was the best shit ever.

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.  i draw, listen to music, have a bath..etc

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured. getting hit by a car.

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.  i wish i would stop comparing myself to every fucking person i see.

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.  some anime. 

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with. i thought i loved wade, but i really was just liking the idea of someone. this was in high school. lol it was really weird and i didnt like it.

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people. it depeds on the song and the person. pink floyd reminds me ofmy ex friend. Anime/kpop songs remind me of Kyra and super lovely songs and omam remind me of connor

39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.  not everyone you lose is a loss.

40: Talk about the end of something in your life. the end of high school and teenage years was really weird. i remember feeling so out of place and not sure what t do with myself.

[theliterateape]

American Shithole #15 — Comedians Unite! Except You, Dennis

Who are the adults again? Not me, as this column joyfully illustrates. Good day to you, American Shithole readers!

This week’s embarrassing queue of hack journalists getting everything wrong about Michelle Wolf’s brilliant, blistering performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is on par with the media’s lack of overall self-awareness, and reticence to accept accountability for the success of the Trump campaign.

That daily, non-stop barrage of coverage, as much as Russians, billionaires, and republicans, led us to this tediously infantile behavior we have been subjected to for seventeen months —  and the only adults I see lately doing fuck-all about it, are the kids making mincemeat out of various mouthpieces for the NRA.

Everyone in politics and journalism at this point that isn’t screaming “LIARS!” every single day at the top of their lungs is suspect. Sarah Huckabee Sanders literally lies all day long, and the panderers in the White House press corps politely ask her questions each week, as if the lies are going to somehow suddenly cease — and then — while drawing the same breath, these same journalists misrepresent the words and intent of a comedian that brought truth to power?

Michelle Wolf dropped truth down on that house of cowards and charlatans like a motherfucking ANVIL.

All while Trump disparaged the “tough to watch”  Paralympics, describing the event from his safe-space bully pulpit in Michigan — too cowardly to show his face at the WHCD again this year — as limited crowds again chanted “lock her up” for an old grandma he ran against two years ago, and “Nobel, Nobel” because he somehow single-handedly united Korea.

Late Sunday evening, White House Correspondents’ Association President Margaret Talev issued a statement apologizing for comedian Michelle Wolf’s performance.

Oh, fuck you, Margaret. You fucking coward!

Media, you whore! Journalists covering this president are such fucking hypocritical jackasses. The stink of this man — the stink you still joyfully roll around in like pigs in shit — in the end, you do understand he will be your undoing? He is everyone’s undoing that gets too close to him. Faith in the institution of journalism has already been gutted, and you clueless, tone-deaf, humorless boors shat upon the 1st amendment at your own event, again?

Shame. Where’s the Game of Thrones meme when I need it? SHAME!

Also, Michelle Wolf didn’t attack anyone’s looks. The way some of the prominent journalists in our country fell all over themselves to defend Sarah fucking Huckabee Sanders’ honor, just rankles my cankles.

Michelle did her fucking job. She kicked all the chairs out from underneath you, you sleepy-eyed, coddled, shitgibbon enablers — and apparently you couldn’t tell ruthless political commentary from a fugly joke, if your journalistic integrity depended on it.

Which, it did.

Well, in the interest of truth and social responsibility, I would like to provide a few examples of what jokes attacking Sarah Sanders’ appearance could look like, if you encounter them out in the wild — this is not an effort to disparage, only to educate — where hopefully American journalists will be better equipped to tell the difference between cutting-edge political satire, and a fat joke.

Remember, these are just examples of what insensitive jokes might look like; they are not truly meant as disparaging remarks on Sanders’ physical appearance.

1.      Is that Sarah Huckabee Sanders, or did a bridge troll fuck Estée Lauder?

2.      What do Sarah Huckabee Sanders and circus elephants have in common? Both look like they’ve just come from trampling their makeup artists to death.

3.      Are you sure that’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders? I thought that was a Sumo wrestler exploring western cosplay.

There you go, faux journalists, now you know the difference!

Thankfully, there were many in the media with their integrity still intact that rushed to Wolf’s defense, along with every comedian in the country — save Dennis Miller.

Oh, Dennis.

Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. Get some salve for that rash of Twitter burn you are experiencing. How could you not expect an avalanche of shit for saying you needed three days to write some mean jokes about Michelle? It thrills me so, that you have been irrelevant for so long, two generations of Americans have absolutely no idea who you are. Now that is fucking funny.  

Like countless politicians to date, many journalists and media entities enjoying the ratings boom over the last two years, will find that when this is over — when the adults have come to their senses, and the unruly baby boomers have all been put out to pasture — that their careers are forever tarnished, if not outright ruined by their association with this administration.

But right, it’s the funny, red-headed, spitfire comedienne that needs to apologize…

I believe most of us understand now, that this isn’t a news cycle, this is a news cyclone. Every week I take a snapshot of one, possibly two events, or one person, and the rest is just ripped into the sky, never to be heard from again.

It makes the choice of topic plentiful, I suppose, but it’s also a bit like being a bear in the middle of a salmon run.

Although this week the moon could have been on fire and I still would have written about Michelle. Is that a comedian under attack? Here, let me lower the bar.

In other breaking news, it seems the Trump lawyers themselves leaked the 49 questions the Mueller team provided — in a relatively transparent effort to try this “case” in the court of public opinion.

What you don’t know, is that those 49 questions used to be 54.

That’s right; our crack team of investigative journalists here at American Shithole uncovered five additional Mueller team questions for Trump — deemed too insensitive — that ultimately didn’t make the cut. At great legal risk to ourselves, we present them for you here:

1.      Mr. President, are there some paintings you worked on as a frustrated young artist we could compliment, retroactively?

2.      Treasonous-president-says-what? Gotcha!

3.      Mr. President, before you answer any further questions, have you considered how terrible you’re going to look in orange?

4.      Mr. President, when Vladimir Putin first informed you that he had the pee-pee tape, did you…

          a.       Piss yourself.

          b.      Shit and piss yourself.

          c.       Call Cohen, your idiot lawyer, then shit and piss yourself.

          d.      Immediately sell out your own country.

5.      When you immediately sold out your own country, did you even consider for even a fraction of a fucking second, you selfish, stupid, arrogant asshole, the suffering you would cause for every American and the damage you would do to the institutions of justice and the fabric of our democracy?

I’d like an answer to that last one — preferably via tweet from atop his stainless steel shitter in prison.

Some days I wake up and I don’t believe this is still happening. This administration is cause for enough embarrassment, and legitimate fear, that I don’t know if we will ever be able to hold our heads up again — at least in my lifetime.

I’m so ashamed to be an American — but there is a crest and swell on the horizon. I can see the wave gathering energy, still far out at sea; unstoppable forces of nature will come crashing down on our shores, come November.

B.S. Report

Congratulations are in order to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School students, Cameron Kasky and Samantha Fuentes, as well as Zion Kelly, of Washington, who will be honored by PEN, a literary and human rights organization. On May 22, in New York City, the three students will be presented the PEN/Toni and James C. Goodale Freedom of Expression Courage Award. Congratulations!

 Stay strong, Dad.

[thotclaws]

Guess who has a rant to do?! And I AM PISSED

That’s right. We have an SJW on our hands!

Warning: DON’T TAKE THIS RANT SERIOUSLY! This is just a vent. So really. Don’t attack this person in anyway please, thank you. SJW’s are just easy target’s, let’s just say. Alright LET’S DO DIS SHIT!

I have a rant on a little group and a person who ignores all logic and facts on our hands and it is glorious! May I introduce.

@smolsweaterboy @dateagenderfluid 

Remember that post that I made? Yeah. Apparently I got kicked out because I had a disagreement saying that nobody will respect your opinion and it is true. I don’t mind it when someone disagrees with me, but when it’s such a big deal that you have to make a rant on is a huge step into a world I like to call; fantasy and these SJW’s like to bask in it and ignore all logic science and facts. 

So here’s the first little screenshot I had when I posted the opinion that I that rustled the jimmies of this SJW and this has got to be a new level of stupid. Oh wait, all SJW’s are stupid. I forgot yeah. They’re not gonna have any facts to back up a response to me and continue to cry like a baby because reality. Face up, reality isn’t a nice person, I know that from experience. There’s a lot of shit that goes down in the world but I continue to ramble in the internet because I have nothing else good to do. SOOOooooo this is the screenshot.

So I still love Blaire White. I just lover her to death. She’s one of my favorite transgender YouTubers who isn’t a feminist. I hate feminism because they ignore all logic and just go with what’s not normal and “try” to make it normal. For me, the most shocking thing about her is that she finally made a pedophile named Onision go on a rampage because she exposed him and his bullshit and I LUVED IT! The livestream that went down weeks ago about how much of a terrible person he is, and I have to agree. He is an asshole. Moving on. The reason you were so triggered by was because she doesn’t support trans people transitioning their kids to be different. That is terrible. That is child abuse. I hate that so much! Nobody should be forced to be trans! NOBODY! Being trans is a choice that goes the same with being gay. The reason why I love Milo Yiannopoulos is because he shoots down any form of illogical responses, and is not afraid to open his mouth. Which of course he should never shut because he’s my favorite faggot.

As and added note I DON’T SUPPORT BOTH SIDES. LEFT AND RIGHT SHOULD STFU! Reason being is because I HATE authority figures. I hate their facades and I hate Hilary Clinton. She is the devil in disguise and everyone knows it. I hate the Bushes, I hate the BLM movement because it does more damage than good, I hate half of the LGBTQ+ community for being asshats themselves, and I absolutely HATE Religious fanatics. 

These are just a few examples of the shit I have to put up with.

So really? She’s transphobic is obviously observed. That goes the same for me as well. I highly support anyone who’s transitioning, but yes. There are those that do it for attention and for a good few victim blaming, and those are the one’s I despise because it’s not taking the idea’s of the LGBTQ+ community seriously. That and it makes the one’s that did work hard to transition seem useless and ignored and to those transtrenders who think that being trans will give you pity points? Welp you got a whole new breath of light coming to ya..........stop.....

Seriously. Stop playing the victim and take responsibilities for your actions. That goes the same for you smolsweaterboy. I’m not gonna apologize for what I’ve said. You ignored the facts, and have ignored all sense of reality, but of course you won’t. You’ll call me every single insult in the book so. I really hope that all the names we’re worth your time to stop me cuz really. No one will stop me. No one. No SJW is gonna get to me.

I’m NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU THE BAD GUY. Where did I say that? Oh right, no where retard NONE! NO WHERE DID I SAY THAT I MISGENDER PEOPLE. I will ask people if they have preferred pronouns. I don’t DON’T want someone to force me to respect you. That’s rude and inconsiderate. I’m not testing you. You ignore reality and ignore the drawbacks of being transgender. I said that there are people that are gonna disagree with you, and you acted like a baby and pretend that I attacked you. How bout this?! Go to a Muslim page and read what it say’s on what their beliefs are. That goes the same for Christianity. Look that up in the bible, it states that no one should be transgender because it’s an abomination. THAT’S NOT AN OPINION. That’s just FACT! I said for you to not stoop down to their level and YOU FUCKING DID YOU CUNT! You played the victim and I know that it’s bullshit. SO please look yourself in the mirror and think about what you just typed.

THERE ARE 2 GENDERS! BIOLOGY IS NOT A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT! It is science. YOUR IDENTITY IS WHAT YOU CHOOSE AND NO ONE ELSE!

Oh yeah about that genderfluid thing. Yeah, I gained that shit in late Middle school and high school. I was bullied because I was different. Because I was a weakling and I didn’t know shit. I had NO ONE to turn to during this time. I felt alone and pathetic. That I was a waste of space, BUT FUCK THAT! I have no fucks to give to anyone that likes to make up wild accusations. I used to be a pathetic weakling like you. Then I discovered that there are people out there that share their different opinions and fandoms to me. I can speak to them without worry and I love it! I feel like my name means something. I stared researching different topics, I started loving different cultures. I started to become smart. I felt great when I had facts to back my argument up. I felt like I could take on the world. 

But I’m not gonna go over to someone and respect me because I’m genderfluid NO. I want people to respect me for who I am. A person. Remember when I said that you ignore facts and science. Yeeeeaaaaah. Guess I’m right on something? My genderfluity isn’t for attention. It is who I am inside. I never do anything for attention. I’m just simply frustrated with SJW’s.

BTY! YOU ARE A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE DIPSHIT!

And finally. You have questions. SO I’ll answer them for you.

1. Are you a racist?

Nope. I love everyone equally, but BLM is bullshit. Ask some black man. He’ll open your eyes for ya.

2. Are you misogynistic?

Far from it.

3. Thoughts on Anita Sarkeesian

Attention whore.

4. Gamer?

Yep. Love vidergerms. I used to play them a lot with my brother and cousins. I still play them to this day. 

5. Fandom?

Star wars, Mortal Kombat, Marvel, and Anime/Manga. I have many more but I’m really getting into Star vs the forces of evil. 

6. Are you transphobic?

Read the paragraph up above.

7. Like Biology?

Love it. It helps me understand the human body.

8. History?

Love history.

9. Philosophy?

Thrawn

10. Art?

I’m an art fanatic...I’m probably Thrawn. 

11. Attention whore?

Don’t need attention. Just someone to listen to my bullshit is all. 

12. Special snowflake?

RESPECT MA PRENERNS! I’m TRIGGERED!!!!!

13. Why Blaire White?

She took down a pedophile and exposed so much bullshit SJW’s and feminists do. I recommend you watch more of her videos, or do research.

14. Are you really gender fluid?

If it’s on the non binary spectrum, then I can identify as such.

15. Thoughts on Trump?

Dislike him. I don’t like politicians. 

16. Clinton?

EVIL! EVIL BITCH!

17. But...my feelings?

Fuck the feelings, and open a boooook!

18. Are you a white supremacist?

I said I disliked Trump...that’s enough to make you think cuz you don’t really have brain cells to think clearly.

19. Alt-right?

Pussies.

20. Left?

Pussies.

21. Apologize for being white!

Nope. Never have and never will.

22. Memes?

Blaze it BOI!

23. iDubbbz

24. Wage gap?

Myth

25. Feminism?

Cancer

26. Horror Movies?

Love them, but some are stupid.

27. Ghostbusters?

The remake was shit. I didn’t ask for a remake. No one did. 

28. Why you hate Ghostbusters?

It gave SJW’s a chance to shit all over it.

29. Are you fatphobic?

Fat people need to loose weight! So really fuck fatphobia!

30. Cultural appropriation?

Here’s your answer ---->http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Thrawn

31. You love Thrawn so what? He’s just a man!

No. Because he’s a badass and a unique villain.

32. War?

I’m studying it and reading up on the art of war...

33. Homophobic?

I ship gay people and have a lot of gay headcanons...Half of my friends are either gay or bi. 

34. But we live in a cisnormative world?!

We don’t. Your allowed to be gay in America. So why complain. Besides I have LGBTQ+ headcanons for characters. I see Thrawn as asexual and you don’t see people complaining...

35. You don’t give a shit about me?

No fucks have been given with this rant.

36. I hate you.

Thanks.

OK Soooo there you go I answered the questions for ya @smolsweaterboy hope this rant really made you open your eyes and made sure to be as harsh as possible. Cuz really. You need a wake up call. I NEEDED to be harsh cuz you’ll just sugarcoat anything that’ll make someone upset. I’m not some privileged asshole no. I’m broke and I need a job. Also thank your followers for blocking me because I have brains. 

Next I ask to everyone who read this rant. 

DON’T GO AND ATTACK THIS PERSON. DO NOT LEAVE THEM HATE OR DEATH THREATS PLEASE!

Just leave them alone. I don’t want War. I don’t want to have to do a response to this. I just wanna live my life. 

I guess...bye. I’m just really aggravated by SJW’s, I really am. Their moronic nature really made me think that this would would be better if they started looking through reality and not be a bitch about it. I have an ironic respect for these people. They’ll do anything to support their stupidity. That’s really an accomplishment in of itself.

And now I leave you a gift @smolsweaterboy 

Thank you for reading my pretties!