#I SPEAK

[cherryblossomshadow]

@skill7spark04 that's so fucking metal

i want that on a t shirt

i was never designed. i was born

Artwork by: Gusfink🖤

[basi-boy]

oh mein gott ich konnte letztens das beste comeback der welt bringen. so I was at a party, right. dezent angetrunken. laber mit nem typen der wohl weed anbaut. zwischen den mischutensilien (saft, softgetränke und mehrere flaschen wodka) stehen zwei plastik zitronen. you know how it is with zitronenkonzentrat. er meint, das zeug wollte er sich unbedingt mal holen weil das wohl gut für die erde seiner pflanzen wäre, aber er kriegt das einfach nirgendwo. record scratch.

??? bitch, zitronenkonzentrat gibt es überall? literally bei jedem rossmann und netto?? unser gespräch wird lauter, weil wo zur hölle gehst du einkaufen, dass es da nicht diese plastik zitronen gibt? geh random in irgendeinen laden, du wirst die safe da finden. und dann platzt es aus ihm heraus:

"JA ABER DAS GIBT'S NICHT BEI MEINEM EDEKA"

und dann, meine sternstunde. für diesen moment wurde ich geboren.

"DANN GEH DOCH ZU NETTO"

instant death. fatality. ich hab mich noch nie so machtvoll gefühlt

[1shadowhole]

THERE WE GO EVERYONE MERLIN STARTED TRENDING

We're number 9 how high can we get?

[tanlorin]

the zeriths....they're multiplying...

[redux-iterum]

(Save this for when the answer isn’t spoilers lol )

What kind of leader would Specklestar have been?

-feel free to just brainstorm a bit, since it looks like on a narrative level she was never meant to be leader aha

((Thanks for your take on her character in the Redux, it’s been a pleasure reading her!!))

I feel like Specklestar would have been pretty good. Solid B+. She would've done best as a reactionary leader, answering to situations as they come rather than taking any steps forward herself. She wasn't comfortable, per se, in the deputy position, but she adjusted to it quickly and did the best she could in these circumstances. If she'd been asked in a moment alone with her, she would've admitted she'd rather be a normal warrior, but her fierce loyalty to the Clan and Bluestar kept her from complaining or doubting herself in public.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Eating chips at a restaurant while I'm waiting for nachos is just. Do you want some chips before your chips?

And the answer is yes, thanks, I do.

[redux-iterum]

THIS IS AMAZING!

Quick paint of a scene from @redux-iterum’s latest chapter, because I could not get the description of that dog out of my head.

Please check out Dullard and Lynx’s awesome rewrite of the first Warriors series if you haven’t!

[inthereellife]

YALL! Our favorite Tumblr runner DID IT! He won gold!

If yall need a reminder Noah Lyles is this wonderful nerd

Noah Lyles won GOLD!

Noah Lyles is the Fastest Man!!!

[sneet-snart]

My personal conspiracy theory: RFK’s brain worm isn’t dead. It’s piloting him Ratatouille style. It’s been steering him to a government health office for years as part of a grand plan to deregulate food safety so more and more people get parasites and the brain worm reigns supreme over a population that is slowly being eaten away.

[kalisbaby]

"Palestinians were killed long before Hamas was formed and would still be getting killed even if Hamas never existed."

[sunshinerosefromthedead]

100 notes and i make a blog where i translate the bible to modern slang

edit: JESUS FUCKING CRHIST YOU GUYS

ITS UP @the-bible-translated

[basi-boy]

Europawahl 2024 moodboard

[1shadowhole]

Today's the day

[minecraft-sex-mod]

yeah man alright

[redux-iterum]

Drew what I pictured when first reading the description of Terror (the dog)! Really leaned into the long shaggy fur “tendrils” melding with the fog, making it look as if it’s a shadow just emerging from nothing - the clearest details being the teeth (so many they take up the entire face), tongue, claws, and spotlight eyes (which seem to glow) No wonder Fireheart panicked and Brightpaw’s traumatized!! The “oh it was just a dog” felt like a gut punch - to Fire, he was being faced by a supernatural creature, every fiber of his being being tested and judged, and then to discover that it was actually a mortal creature which caused all that?

I absolutely ADORE this design, holy shit. Look at this fucking NIGHTMARE FUEL.