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Puppets of the Gods
(Aka that one AU where the Cookies of Darkness get possessed by the beasts)
Get ready, this’ll be a long one
The AU starts with Dark Enchantress and main group of the Cookies of Darkness (Pomegranate, Poison Mushroom, Licorice, Red Velvet, and Affogato) heading to the great tree for an audience with the beasts. In this audience, the beasts demand cookie bodies like they do in game. Dark Enchantress though, instead of making new cookie bodies from scratch, offers up her subordinates as vessels and the plot begins.
(Yes that is a paper bag on his head and no I will not answer why the paper bag is grey)
SILENT SALT COOKIE
Silent Salt and Burning Spice fought over who would get the guy with the massive sword and arm. Since Burning Spice was too busy arguing with Silent Salt, they ended up getting Red Velvet instead. He’s not a terrible body to host. Strong. Nice sword. Quiet. Though he could get over the cake monster things. Silent Salt is allowed to take out whatever they want.
RED VELVET COOKIE
As a loyal member of the Cookies of Darkness, he accepted the possession, practically welcomed it. Well… he did. I mean sure Silent Salt isn’t the worse to be possessed by. He’s seen Affogato’s and Licorice’s state. It’s just… so quiet. Too quiet. He’s locked in this mind space watching Silent Salt wreck his life’s work and hurt anything that comes in their way. Maybe if Dark Enchantress knew what was going on she would help… if only he could find a way out.
BURNING SPICE COOKIE
If Silent Salt wasn’t such a big fat paper bag, Burning Spice would’ve gotten Red Velvet. But noooo he had to get the other brat with a big scythe. Licorice Cookie or whatever his name is, he’s frail, bratty and won’t shut up or stop escaping. It sucksssssssss. At least he hates Mystic Flour’s vessel as much as Burning Spice hates Mystic Flour!
LICORICE COOKIE
Alright, maybe this makes Licorice Cookie not the most loyal Cookie of Darkness but he HATES BURNING SPICE! If he had his diary (which Burning Spice looked through btw) he would be scribbling so much the paper would be soaked in pen. Everyday he and him argue and argue about what to do. It’s not Licorice’s fault that this man doesn’t know a spell book from a piece of toilet paper! Ugh… he just needs to find a way out.
MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE
Pomegranate Cookie is loyal and quiet like a good pet. Her hair is annoying to deal with. They spent hours just trying to figure out how to take it out of those buns. Then there's her whole obsession on Dark Enchantress Cookie. Sinful and annoying. Does she not understand caring is a waste of energy? Alas
POMEGRANATE COOKIE
She knew of her master's grand plan since Dark Enchantress thought of it. She gave up herself as soon as Dark Enchantress gave out the order. She did everything Mystic Flour said just as Dark Enchantress had ordered her to do. She sat by and let Mystic Flour destroy her room, clothes, mirror— she’ll sit silently and let all happen. She can’t let her master down even if it destroys everything.
SHADOW MILK COOKIE
You know, he’d prefer Pure Vanilla. He’s more fun to toy around with! This dumb one is such a boreeee. Traumatize him once and he’s all like “I’m emo and sad and stay quiet in the mind space” it ain’t t all bad. Having a body is just soooooo much fun! He gets to play with cookies for real now! The world will remember how fun he was ;D
AFFOGATO COOKIE
When Dark Enchantress Cookie offered up the Cookies of Darkness, Affogato Cookie ran. He was barely a member anyways! He shouldn’t have to be puppeted like a worthless… well.. puppet. It doesn’t matter anymore. Shadow Milk knows everything and just how to screw with his head. He hates it. Makes him want to go back to the hell of the Dark Cacao kingdom.
ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE
She wanted the pretty girl to be her vessel! Not some kid! Sure she was a little slow on pickings but still! They just sleep around and asks for bedtime stories and shroomies. What the actual oven is a shroomie anyways??
POISON MUSHROOM COOKIE
The pink lady is pretty. She reads them stories and snuggles them in her wings. It’d only be better if she had shroomies
And that’s all! If you have any questions feel free to ask! Thanks for reading!
#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk fanart#pen sketch#beast yeast#the beasts#cookies of darkness#crk au#au posting#au info#affogato cookie#poison mushroom cookie#pomegranate cookie#licorice cookie#red velvet cookie#dark enchantress cookie#silent salt cookie#burning spice cookie#or red spice idk man#mystic flour cookie#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#I Lowkey hate all of their designs#but that’s okay
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Day 23/October 23: Crawl || Burn || "I am not touching that."
say it with me guys it is still the 23rd somewhere
uhh something something what if morro met lloyd as a kid when he was still training with wu idk how to draw children
bonus
don’t worry about the hands it’s 5am
#shitpost doodles for this day#i actually kinda like how morro turned out in the first one#morro training with wu and older/revived morro are two different designs#obviously#also introducing my young morro design here i guess#training his hair is shorter and his bangs aren’t as in his face and his eyes are rounder#older i make it a point to have his bangs in his face and dead fuckin eyes#maybe i should make ref sheets with notes would anyone be interested in that#it would help me at least i need to stay consistent#lloyd is sorta?? crawling?? cut me some slack#i don’t know how it’s 5 30 i lowkey blacked out drawing this#i like the gold outline on the ribbons it makes it stand out#less basic and boring like all my designs#initially i wanted morro to look more disgusted#but it flopped and he’s a kid anyways he’ll probably suck it up#i hate trying to pick colors for lloyd i can’t figure it out#the lloyd garmadon curse has been haunting me for almost a year now#ninjago#lego ninjago#morro ninjago#ninjago morro#morro wu#lloyd garmadon#morrotober 2023#morrotober2023#morrotober#green cousins#greencousins#jellos scribbles
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// wip day.
tagged by; @devilbrakers and @hibernationsuit, thank you so much!!
tagging; @mojaves, @lestatlioncunt, @jacobseed, @aztarion, @katsigian and YOU!
naturally i'm working on nathan my the evil within oc nathan again. full body reference sheet and it's killing me but i'm being so fucking brave about it i need to see this in color because i'm insane about him sorry
#tag games#I DON'T KNOW WHO HAS WIPS SORRY. SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON. HI#anyway so [explodes#yeah he's hairy you're welcome. and he has burn scarring on his upper right arm. fun parallel with ru/vik. lol and haha#first outfit is his tew2 outfit. second one is just some comfy clothes. last one is his mobius attire but i need to like#tweak the design of it a bit because i just used concept art as reference but i kinda lowkey hate what's going on in the top#anyway. poses cutely. using all my three braincells for this thang to prove that i'm still a character artist
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i love doodling swapinverse like hello drawing characters aside from the normal mtt is lowkey therapeutic 🧡🧡🧡 anyways i FINALLY FINALLY finished crash's lore!!!! and vice.SER is connected to him,,,, theyre interconnected!!! i forgot how much i liked crash's design (not the design but all the little gimmicks in the design. figuring out all the hanging ribbon bits is annoying but hey it looks good)
#outertale does not exist in swapinverse anymore. how quaint#dude thalia and melpomene are th only ones that r like. 100% good#I NEED TO MAKE MORE GOOD AND NICE CHARACTERS😭😭😭😭#mst..... recreators (qip name 4 siphon n crash?) and vice.SER........ theyre all EVIL (or have evil goals)#i WAS thinking doing something with reaper because i adore his design and aesthetic and i wanna combine it with SOMETHING idk what#anyways if core frisk error which is supposed to be vice.SER exists then should normal core frisk exist too?????#i mean i dont think that just because a core frisk role esque person exists doesnt mean the role is instantly filled up#the mst and mtt co exist in swapinverse but those 3 are like.... NORMAL aus. not outcodss n stuff#i love the giant lance thing i gave crash. i mean the ribbons can form any weapon and take any shape (kinda like puella magi mami's guns)#but like..... it just is so cool i love characters that use multiple weapons#i LOVE (haha) every single little gimmick thing i give swapinverse characters. the tiny details is what i adore giving them#if you catch me not posting 4 a bit its probably just bc im working on swapinverse or jk fashion au. or maybe ive seriously just lost motiva#anyways i have a few banger rants in my drafts ive yet to elaborate om but just like....... i dont feel like it#someon needs to wrangle those posts out of my tired lazy arms#lowkey why do siphon and crash remind me of kanade and mafuyu. idk i cant explain#if you cut vice.ser in half it would be like jelly with binary in it. i wanna eat him#he would tingle on my tongue but thats just the static. eating yhe glasses would be difficult bit they dont have lenses so its ok#i drew them both looking at us but i think that vice.ser is the only true one always looking at US.looking out from inside#god i love swapinverse sooo much i wish i could get it done faster and be goatedly good with motivation. a shame#but i do think that i may be finishing up the character descriptions 500% ish sure#SO THEN THAT MEANS I CAN WORK ON THE ACTUAL STORY!!!! WOOOOO#ive already decided that theres gonna be mentions of me myself and i in it. i love meta storytelling#im cursed with perpetually sweaty hands i hate having to draw on slighty damp paper. nobody understands me#UGH im getting too happy in life im starting to act weird in public and offering to help people. i need to stop#anyways just school doodles!!! because in the period where they take our phones i have naught to do but draw#i need to get back (start) my english reading. and then help my friend with a few questions on her homework. how joyous#and then i can get back to my BETTER homework (working on swapinverse :3)#crash managed to destroy outertale in his lore i wonder how many worlds vice.SER will destroy#actually if hes supposed to be core frisk error then i should make him NOT destroy worlds right???? right#tricule rant
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In case it's hard to read/understand: "If I had a nickel for every time I had a story with a blonde girl named after a plant, who has a German father and a French mother but absolutely hates said mom, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
weird, extremely-specific tropes in my stories: pt 1
#oc liveblogging#ughhhhhhh i really CANNOT afford to be procrastinating rn but i know this happens when im extremelyyyyyy fucking stressed.#creative/art related classes always get me for this reason bc ill use 'wait but i need to find inspiration!' as an excuse to procrastinate.#fuckkkkkkkkkk. UGH IM NOT EVEN WRITING SOMETHING FROM SCRATCH ITS JUST A FINAL REVISION BUT IM CONVINCED IT SUCKS#the worst part is hkjhkjGHKJ I HAVE TO PRESENT SOME OF THIS SHIT AT AN. INTERNATIONAL FUCKING CONFERENCE GUYS. GUYSYSSSS#anyways this post is sadly not related to that. nothing im presenting is related to my ocs [un]fortunately lmao#ive just been thinking rotating various oc stories around in my head again ourgghhhh.#and i realized this LMAO. i mean maybe technically not 2 separate stories anymore because im recycling a lot from one for the other?#one of these was already established lowkey and the other was something i made for an assignment for a class like 2 years ago#i actually don't know if petunie will be blonde in her final incarnation?? ive always imagined her as silvery blonde ig but idk#if ill keep that. she doesnt have proper colors like colin but at least colin has his design set more straight somewhat.#and all the recent petunie development is lowkey really fucking funny to think abt. i girlbossed with her character development so#hard that she really replaced lucian as a protagonist HAHAJSDHKGJ. ok well not 100% kamille's story is a shoot-off#of lucian's technically? i guess? it started becoming that and now its solidified as that lowkey bc same town same place time period people#but man if im not careful i might accidentally make kamille/petunie's arc THE default one and lucian's main one the offshoot instead#a lot remains to be seen. but also yeah the other one who's story is mostly getting recycled (myrtille) actually ALSO HAD HER MOM#COME FROM THIS SAME FUCKING PLACE BASICALLY. a few decades later but still bruh given developments for lucian's story too its just like#at this point im noticing a pattern man wtf is wrong w/ women who come from this town specifically lol. 😔🥴#this town in general is just fucking cursed though i think ahkjshkg. i mean that jokingly and literally lolololl i gotta. work on it. but y#I HATE IT HERE WHY ARE WEIRD LITTLE FUCKING TOWNS WHERE BAD SHIT HAPPENS ALWAYS A CONSISTENT TROPE IN MY STORIES /silly#I DONT EVEN COME FROM A WEIRD LITTLE TOWN MY HOMETOWN IS LIKE. AVERAGE NORMALISH NOT SUPER LARGE??? IDFK?????#haaaaaaa fuck i need to finish this by the end of TODAY I S2G!!! SO I CAN MOVE ON TO ALL THE OTHER SHIT I OWE FUCKKKK
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Hrm
#one thing abt me I will always hate a beret#fr tho I just strongly dislike stampedes Meryl design for a lot of reasons#and kinda lowkey just don’t like how they wrote her in general#luv u stampede srry#Hope u get well soon in terms of how u wrote all the women so far bc it’s not looking good for milly#this is still a wip I’m tweaking it ‼️‼️#meryl stryfe#Trigun#rill’sart
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I've had a stupid merlin au idea stuck in my head for days now and I know I'll never get around to writing it the way I want it written but I kinda wanna try anyway even though I am 100% of the target audience
#it's an f1 au btw#so I feel like a merlin x f1 crossovee is very niche#but I just have this idea in my head pf arthur as a driver and merlin as an aerodynamics engineer#and arthur starts off as an ass (as per usual) and thinks that he's god's gift to motorsports and all his good results are because of his#skill and bad results are because the engineers fucked up bad#and lowkey people don't like working with him BUT uther is giving red bull absolute mega bucks to keep him and he is actually a fantastic#driver in his own right. deep down he's not super satisfied though because people keep saying he's only winning because of his car#and his dad's money which is why he's a grumpy ass to most people and tries to claim good races as his and blame engineers for bad ones#also because uther probably taught him that attitude#in this au I think either Newey didn't exist but rb dominance still did or this is far enough after Newey that I haven't got arthur blaming#him for a bad car because y'all I can't do that it's too unrealistic no one would believe it#(yes I am aware that max and checo are currently complaining about a car newey made but shh)#anyway he secretly goes to sign for like. williams or something who currently suck so he can prove to himself and everyone else that he IS#a good driver and can drive a shit car well. he's admittedly doing fairly well in a tractor when merlin joins the team as the new head#of aerodynamics and arthur is giving him shit because he's so young and how could he possibly fix this shitbox#then Merlin's first big upgrade packages comes and makes a pretty big difference and arthur has to rethink a bit#the next season is the first car that merlin was actually mostly in charge of and it's a massive difference and suddenly it's competitive#meanwhile merlin's pov is that arthur sucks ass and he hates him but he keeps being told that arthur is his destiny#he refuses to believe this though and even though he has magic he point blank refuses to use it on anything that would help arthur even#somewhat indirectly like using it to help design the car. his official reasoning to people who know about his magic is that the fia wouldn't#allow it but personally he also just wants to say a fuck you to fate because he doesn't like arthur. but then they get to know each other#more and he realises that maybe arthur isn't that bad and they become friends like in the show#arthur is leading the championship (pendragon dominance could bore fans) but then he has a big crash and is out for a couple of races#by all accounts it's a miracle he's even alive (it's the only time merlin has used his magic for arthur). when he comes back he still has a#chance at wdc but it's way tighter than it was. maybe there's only a few races to go. he gets some podiums and his competition has some bad#luck (genuine not merlin) or something but then at like the second last race he can guarantee wdc if he wins regardless of where anyone else#places. he does it and merlin is the one to go on the podium with him on behalf of the team (maybe not for winning wdc but just his first#win after the crash idk) and it's this big emptional moment#also morgana was as good as arthur as kids but uther only supported arthur so now she works for sky or someone in a role like nico rosberg
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I've been keeping them hidden for long enough. Meet the sillies! I think I posted both separately in their origin sketches at some point
I just started drawing this in the middle of fandom pause when I didn't exactly have anything to think about or draw some time june probably
One of the most successful tries to put those guys in the same space also trying to figure out... Whatever they have going on
This one is old enough but I still like the expression and the hug
#my art#sketch#oc#oc art#They DO have names#But I'm bad an names so their names are short#The Evil (tm) one is called Sam#The sunshine that literally came to me in a dream is called Par#Sam was created without any pronouns in mind so I literally just refer them with whatever#Par on the other hand was always a he#A funny thing with Sam is that I've literally had people doing the “wow a cool girl” and “what a nice boy” AND referred as 'they'#All by different people who saw them without context#It's funny and I don't mind but mentally I usually use them for... Them#Par's friends are a long time ocs that have their concepts clear but no fucking design aside from 'yeah that sounds neat'#I lowkey hate Sam's hair so much it's hard to draw without refs that I knowingly made beforehand#Their design is just me going hm and just not thinking much#That thing that they're hugging is from a different drawing of mine#A silent guide of sorts#Basically I go to these guys if I need some time off fandoms#artists on tumblr
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Fuck not again
#peach vents kinda#please dont reblog#upcoming vent in the tags#so anxiety is rising again because well like i said todya i stumbled across some information#that information was about a discourse#i got more information on what happened and i lowkey hate how it reminded me of how my ex gf and ex friend were#i think i got a grasp on what happened but also im just socked more than anything#and now im dealing with a bit of an art block#and well#more like some 'performance' anxiety#i keep seeing everyone else have better looking and more interesting looking tadc insert designs and mine#mine feels basic#it feels#like im just lazy#it makes me feel bad#especially because it makes me feel left out too#and i dont know how to handle it#i dont know if i should scrap everything and start over or just#drop it all#part of me is tempted to just drop it all together cause part of me is going whats the point#that part of me is telling me no one would care anyways#i dont know#im just#i hate this i hate feeling like this#i hate feeling inadequate#like everyone else is leagues ahead of me#im trying my best here#i try to interact as much as possible#i try to seem as inviting as i psosibly can#i dont know it sucks this all sucks and i hate it
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I was considering making a small essay about Lackadaisy and its visual design, and how it fucking clears on every damn field imaginable, even on 75% of character design. But I rewatched the episode and a half and realized it's sins could be summed up in about 3 points:
Every woman is cursed to have hair and its distracting when it gets away with lots of good designs for the men that dont need the mop
The designs for younger cats (and Mordecai) have a level of same face syndrome, to the point I remembered it being a larger problem than just 5 dang characters
It could go harder in general with the use of cats as character designs for a bunch of 1920s assholes, like I think the designs peak at Mitzi May and just never recoverhgjf
OMG FFS Look at these dog designs!! I swear you can get something nearly this expressive out of cats if you put your mind to it!!
#shut the heck up#lackadaisy#media analysis#cartoons#character design#i should read the comics#also btw i am a massive furry and a massive (wannabe) history nerd so this series is like UP THERE for me in terms of interest#like its lowkey everything#i hate furries though cause to my core i am an adorer of anthros and the legacy of the furry art community is amazing#but also god some of you people are so basic gdfhs#(not lackadaisy - for all my whining its still like gold stars)
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everyone who does FT redesigns and gives Natsu super sick claws and teeth but doesn't for Mira is a coward
#she deserves claws and teeth and in this essay i will-#i love the natsu designs btw no hate#but ur all cowards if u dont think mira also deserves them#shes actively demonized as a child and i think itd make sense if its bcuz she lowkey looks like a freak#shes a freak!! and i love her!!#ft#fairytail#mirajane strauss#natsu dragneel
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So kind of Taylor Nation to sell travel merch for those of us US swifties who are going to have to travel to Europe for a chance to see the tour
#taylor swift#that’s the only reason I can think to have this kind of merch lmao#these are like long term practical use stuff why would anyone buy these very particular items#eras tour isn’t forever but your passport gonna last idealistically#no hate If you got them I just don’t get it#Im thinking about getting the poncho the picks and the nail gems#which I plan on attempting to wear on my face if I can manage to get to the tour#id love the magnet if it had the eras photos on it rather than this swiftie#so many of this stuff I would get if it had a different design option#like the mug is cool but it would be better with the eras looks#or just generally in color#the b&w doesnt vibe with me#i lowkey hate most of the official merch#that’s why I only get my shirts from Etsy#also found these amazing earrings I plan on getting#just have to decide on a color and try to resist the urge to buy all of them#need to save my money in case resale tickets don’t drop#and still gotta reserve a hotel#god everything about this is so stressful#y’all who already have tickets are lucky I don’t wanna hear complaints#(jk love you but also I’m bitter lol)
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#terrible secret:#i want cr*tical r*le to implode in a horrible way that upsets all their fans and leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth#simply bc my abusive ex was OBSESSED with cr and prioritized it over everyone in his life#i'm sure the cast is like rlly nice ppl#and the character designs are super cool and shit#i just. hate what it reminds me of#and i lowkey want my ex to lose the things he buries himself in#I AM AWARE THIS IS A FUCKED UP THING TO WISH FOR#but i needed a place to say this so.#shut me up
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what it’s like to bring the jjk boys to…have dinner with your family!
ft. fushiguro megumi, fushiguro toji, gojo satoru, geto suguru, ijichi kyotaka, inumaki toge, itadori yuji, kamo choso, kamo noritoshi, mahito, muta kokichi, nanami kento, okkotsu yuta, panda, ryomen sukuna, todo aoi, yaga masamichi, yoshino junpei, zenin naoya
warnings: not all of these are romantic! reader is lowkey desi coded in some of them. reader is mentioned to have a brother, dogs, aunts/uncles, and cousins in some of them. reader slanders like 75% of the characters. honestly the characters might be ooc too i wrote this two years ago for fun and giggles and just found it again and wanted to post. also tw naoya!
FUSHIGURO MEGUMI
Literally perfect
Your parents love him
Your dogs love him
You love him
Was kind of quiet at first but settled in eventually and opened up a bit
Was still kind of reserved but that’s to be expected from him
Your mother found it sweet that he tried to hide behind you when your uncles started interrogating getting to know him
He let your younger cousins play with his shikigami so that your dogs could get a break from being bothered
Really liked the salad your mother made and asked for the recipe
1000/10
FUSHIGURO TOJI
Actually not too bad
Was polite enough and liked the food
Showed your parents pictures of Megumi as a baby
They were suitably impressed
Your cousin asked him where he goes to the gym
He told him he doesn’t believe in gyms (thinks they’re oppressive institutions designed to disadvantage the poor?)
Did give him a discount code for some random protein powder that he’s sponsored by though
Asked your parents to donate to his charity
They were happy to do so and thought it was amazing that he has a charity
You decided not to tell them that his “charity” is literally just his bank account
4/10 for scamming your family
GOJO SATORU
Solid 7/10
Goofs around a lot but he did come so he gets points for that
Your parents hated him at first but then he showed them the album of cute Megumi pictures he has saved on his phone and they switched up
“He’s so responsible for raising a kid so young! And it’s not even his!”
Bullshit
He does NOT raise Megumi and you were the one who sent him half of those pictures
Demoted to a 6/10 just for that but at least your parents like him
Also the fact that he had an album was cute
Somehow managed to keep the dirty jokes to a minimum
Your brother kept making fun of his eyes being so blue so halfway through he had to switch the glasses out for the blindfold
Surprisingly high spice tolerance
GETO SUGURU
Honestly really a fun guy!
Actually brought his own dish to the dinner??
AND IT WAS GOOD????
Your mother wants you two to get married now
Asked if he could take some leftovers back for Mimiko and Nanako
Which was very considerate of him actually
Your mother told him he didn’t have to return the dishes she packed the food in
Let your brother win at Scrabble
Listened to your mother talk about the auntie drama
Apparently he’s going to start putting coconut oil in his hair now
Your parents are going to adopt him and kick you out
9/10 would’ve been higher but he didn’t beat your brother’s ass at Scrabble (he wanted to “make a good impression”)
IJICHI KYOTAKA
Similar to Nanami in that he and your father got along really well
Your brother called him “goofy”
He had to go to the bathroom and cry after that
He did compose himself and came back to eat
Can handle spicy food quite well
Complimented your mother’s cooking
Brought flowers as a thank you for the dinner
Was super sweet and grateful to be invited at all
11/10 would definitely invite him again
INUMAKI TOGE
Everyone was really excited to meet him
Let your cousins play with his hair and do his make up and paint his nails
Was your partner for Charades and you two won by a LOT
Kept sneaking treats to your dogs
Your mother ordered seafood for him because he could only speak in rice ball ingredients and she thought he really wanted salmon
He did eat it though
He would be a 10/10 but he accidentally used his Cursed Speech on your aunt so 8/10
ITADORI YUJI
Somehow lit the grill on fire
Managed to put it out but he did lose his eyebrows in the process unfortunately
Looked stupid without eyebrows
Spent most of his time hanging out with the little kids
Your family actually really liked him though
He’s too sweet to dislike
Helped wash the dishes and did not break any
7/10 because you almost had to call the fire department
KAMO CHOSO
Showed up an hour late
Was friendly but kinda nervous and awkward at first
Loved the food
He and your brother are best friends now
Genuinely he gets along better with your brother than with you
Impressed your father with his history knowledge
3/10 was too perfect and now your parents keep asking why you’re not more like him
KAMO NORITOSHI
He hates kids
Spent the entire first half running away from your cousins
Once he finally escaped he got along great with the adults
They really liked how responsible and mature he is
Thought it was impressive that he’s going to be the clan head
Your aunt told you that he was a keeper and you should “marry for money, hope for love”
Started crying when your mother asked him if she could hang up his jacket for him
It reminded him of his own mother who he was forced to leave as a kid
All of your aunts have unofficially adopted him now due to his tragic backstory
Deserves 10/10 just for being relatively normal
MAHITO
-892378/10 your parents couldn’t see him because he’s a curse
He was very happy to hear that and nearly destroyed your house
You had to call Geto halfway through to chase him off
Your family was thrilled to see Geto again though so at least there’s that??
MUTA KOKICHI
Sent a robot in his place obviously
Everyone wanted to know why you brought a robot to dinner
They thought you had hit a new low
You had to explain that Mechamaru was basically his body because of how weak his actual body was
Nobody believed you
-3/10 he was nice but it was overall a humiliating experience
NANAMI KENTO
Cannot eat anything spicy
Started tearing up at the appetizers alone
Had a massive stomach ache afterwards and his face was red for like twenty minutes
Your father liked talking to him about business and the economy and shit
Did not get scared when asked about his plans for the future
Actually has plans for the future
Your brother is kind of gay for him tbh (??) and threatened to marry him if you don’t
10/10 because he still finished everything on his plate so he didn’t seem rude even though he was lowkey dying
OKKOTSU YUTA
Tried his best
Your dogs tried to leave with him because they liked him so much
He brought gifts from Africa for your entire family
Did stop a toddler from getting kidnapped
Is physically really good at grilling but emotionally cannot handle the stress
Had a mental breakdown when you asked for a vegetable burger
Made the discovery that he really likes corn and proceeded to eat all of the corn you had bought for the night so nobody else got any
Summoned Rika and allowed your cousins to use her as their dress up doll
Rika was very nice and enjoyed the experience
She wants to be a fashion model now
2/10 he burnt your vegetable burger and you were really looking forward to having some corn
PANDA
Is a panda
Your younger cousins thought he was adorable
You got asked multiple times if he was a furry
5/10 he was only invited because he had nothing else to do and you had to chase him with a hose beforehand because he refused to bathe
RYOMEN SUKUNA
-1244129/10
An asshole but what’s new
Told your family to “go back to where you came from”
Degraded your parents
Degraded you
Degraded everyone really
You got into a fight with him and Gojo had to intervene
Did ask for one of your mother’s recipes so he could get Uraume to cook it for him
She did not give it to him
TODO AOI
See you thought this would be hell on earth
But it wasn’t???
Played with your dogs
Carried your cousins around on his shoulders
Your uncles were impressed by his muscles
He saved a kitten that was stuck in a tree
Did not ask a single person about their type in women
Annihilated everyone in Wii Sports Resort
Absolutely sucked at Just Dance though
He thought he was too manly for the wrist strap but then he threw the remote into the TV while playing Wii bowling and it broke
6/10 he said he’d pay for a new one
YAGA MASAMICHI
Literally your boss
Only invited him because you wanted a raise
He liked the food
Exchanged sewing tips with your mother
200/10 you got the raise
YOSHINO JUNPEI
Really cool!
Gave everyone good movie recommendations
Someone gave him a baby to hold and he nearly dropped it
Burnt his hand on the grill
Found your uncles’ shitty jokes funny so they all liked him
He was decent at debating with everyone and having intellectual conversations even though he cried whenever someone disagreed with him too harshly
Your parents were very dismayed to see the cigarette burn scars on his face
Your mother told him he could always come to your house if he needed to
4/10 because he almost gave a baby brain damage
ZENIN NAOYA
Told your parents about your sex life
Called your mother “woman”
Your cousins have a crush on him solely based on his looks
He thinks he has a harem now
0/10 they are all like 13 years old
#megumi x reader#toji x reader#gojo x reader#geto x reader#ijichi x reader#inumaki x reader#itadori x reader#choso x reader#noritoshi x reader#mahito x reader#mechamaru x reader#kokichi x reader#nanami x reader#yuuta x reader#panda x reader#sukuna x reader#todo x reader#yaga x reader#junpei x reader#naoya x reader#tw naoya#reader insert#headcanons#m1ckeyb3rry writes#this is actually so dumb#LMAO#various x reader
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i'm sleepy i'm tired i want to lay down and do nothing is that too much to ask for...... at least i got bbq potato corner (best flavour. you're wrong if you disagree)
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#ARGHHH. argh.#me rn: i love people i hate people i want to sleep i want to be productive#ANYWAYS I LOOOVE AKITO AND FUUTA i have a thing for guys like them it seems#purgatory is my word of the week it's a cool silly word i love it#phrase of the week is always bogos binted. i don't even care for aliens it's just a funny phrase to me#RAWR only 2/3 weeks and i'm free and break HELL YEAH#but also not really bcs iirc i will be having review classes......... ugh. but also idk. BUT ALSO i need to get ready for college#and all that bloody shit so i'll touch up my skills bcs i'm likely heading into compsci! comsci. which was it#i want to head into game dev or design but also the industry is kinda painful and all so idk!#off topic lowkey uhm anyways first i need to do homework and shit#ALSO I HAVEN'T FINISHED GBF MAIN STORY AND I SHOULD DO THE EVENT ASAP#lune told me sandalphon was mentioned and i started getting all ogogogogjrjejrhk >__< >//< again what'd you expect tbh#my brain is wild. suddenly started thinking of day6#I LOVE THEIR SONGS A LOT but wow shit happened uhh idk whats up w them anymore bcs :((#young k collabing w ben&ben is smth i didnt expect but love it fr
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IF I have more free time (I should) next semester I will put in genuine effort to maintain and learn French
#i kind of wish i contiued it through uni but also i hate learning it academically#like i cant fucking spell and french is HORRENDOUS to try and spell in (by design!)#also there are SO MANY verb tenses and so many sound similar 😭😭😭#which like..... im nver going to remember all that...........................#at least not in a way that is good enough for academia#but like i wanna be able to read fr and write and maybe even talk if i dont think my pronunciations are too cringe#ive forgotten SO MUCH french it makes me sad lowkey
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