#I KNOW IT'D FEEL SO GOOOODDDD

[teddybeartoji]

OHKYGUD MICKEY I READ SOMETHING A WHILE AGO AND I NEEED TO SHARE THIS THOUGHT IVE HAD idk if its WEIRD BUT SOMETHING ABOUT EMPTY THREATS FROM SOMEONE WHO COULD TOTALLY DO IT REALLY MAKES MY BRAIN VIBRSTE

having sex with a feral toji who hasn’t seen u in soooo long and he’s finally able to see u and touch u and the man loses it, fucking you into the couch. but he gets a call and he has to answer it, it’ll be the money he needs so he doesn’t have to leave your side for several months.

but he’s just absolutely gone, and he presses you into the couch more by your neck as you look up at him and he just quietly hisses “y’ make a single noise an’ I’ll kill you.” his hand tightens a bit on ur neck as he fucks into deeper

“don’t fuckin mess this up f’ me doll, I wanna live with you like ur my little house wife, s’ make any noise and mess it all up for me, an’ I’ll fuckin’ kill you”

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴PLSSSSSSS I IMAGINE HIM SAYING IT WITH LIKE A SEXY LITTLE SMIRK TOOOOO FFFFUUUUUCKKK HE'S SOOO DEEP INSIDE YOUUU HITTING THST SWEET SPOT OF YOURS WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE AND IT JUST GETS HIM SOOOOOOSOOO HARDDD YEAHYEAHYEAAHHHHHH AND MAYBE HE SAYS IT WHILE PRESSING A HASTE, SLOPPY KISS TO YOUR CHEEK HM????????? FFFFFFUKFUCKUFUUKCKKKK🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[shaunsummers]

Tek's Birthday!

With a light twitch of her brow, Devin huffs in humor as a light perk appears on her lips, "Only if you're ready to get your ass beat." Who was she to say no? Devin could get a face full of that good ol' Cajun while Tek would be getting a face full of these hands! It was humbling, really. She couldn't think of the last time they just chilled.

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"You wish. The max damage I will inflict will be emotional...when I destroy you with the Wii Fit Trainer! We're gonna work on that fitness!" Tek pumps her fists in the air; it worked! The time for letting a few more squeaky farts out of Devin's grumbly balloon would be later, though, for now 'twas time for ALL THE SPAGHETTI.

[Later...]

"I had too much spaghetti." Tek croaks, leaning back in Rebel's arms to whine up at her; it was her goddamn birthday, so of course she claimed dibsies on the comfier couch. And dibsies on Rebel cuddles. She could already feel the garlic bread's sinister workings bubbling in her, and it'd only been half an hour! She could also see the physical manifestation of her shame sitting on her new costume: a tiny splash of sketti sauce, right above the bat signal. But it was so good. She'd almost cried while eating it. They did her so right on her birthiest of days; she scarfed down so many carbs and it was completely worth it.

"Lilith, you and Sierra did so goooodddd." Lilith took the last seat on the end—she probably would've stabbed someone for it, honestly—and Shaun was sitting super platonically on the floor in front of her, leaning up against her in the friendliest of ways. And watching Big Hero 6 with them, because SHE JUST LOVES PIXAR FILMS. JUST LIKE JADE, BUT DUH, SHE WAS DOING IT FOR HER LADY—which, oh no, Tadachi just died and now Sierra was crying.

"You haven't even tried it? Jesus. I'm changing that. Right now." Beatrix plants one of the two bottles of Stolichnaya vodka she'd hid in her backpack, and three shot glasses firmly in the middle of the dining table where she, Devin, and Robin were already working on getting plastered. It was this or a kid's movie, and they'd all just sort of gravitated. Plus, Devin made a face at the delectable potato juice of her homeland. How dare she. "We give you the fruits of our communist labor and all you fuckers gave us were a few thousand crates of Pepsi. Pepsi. Time to drink, capitalist scum." She orders sarcastically—still half serious, though—and fills them all a shot, slamming one down in front of Devin. She was not about to shit talk her vodka.

"And, you know, sorry for the genocide." Beatrix quips dryly, sliding one a bit gentler in front of Robin.