#I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE EP YETTT WAHHHHHH

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: A Spy x Family gifset. Loid takes off his hat and gestures gallantly to Yor as a chaffeur opens the door to a nice car behind them. Loid smiles, "Allow me to take your hand." Internally, Loid envisions a huge branching chart and a counter that ticks up to 862 as he thinks confidently, "Last night, l came up with 862 date plans to ensure that Yor has a fun. There's no way could fail."

Yor flushes, mouth in a tight wobbly line. Crackly lines of pain emanate from her butt as she shifts awkwardly and says, "Um... I'm terribly sorry, Loid..." She looks down with dark eyes, sweating, and thinks, "Sitting down would mean that my butt would be in even more pain..." She says aloud, "I would prefer if we walked around on this date."

Loid's internal self looks shocked and horrified. His plans fall off the wall as he thinks "Huh?! She's mad?! She's still mad?! This just killed 794 of those plans" and the counter drops down to say 68. End ID]