#I Don't Wanna Notice When The Onus Is Really On Me (Larry Journal Entries)

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

LARRY “DARKHEART” GOODMAN

The Vampire Overseer

"The devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist." -Charles Baudelaire

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Lawrence Adam Goodman

Nicknames: Larry, Darkheart

Faceclaim: Gerhard Friedl

Age: 26

Gender: Transmale

Sexuality: Homosexual Homoromantic Monogamous/Polygamous

Height: 5′0″

Weight: 175lbs

Birthday: April 24th

Sign: Taurus

Occupation: Head Manager at/Co-owner of Mike’s restaurant; Manager of The South Park Vampire Society

Personality:

+ Reliable, Patient, Practical, Devoted, Responsible, Stable, Romantic, Resourceful, Lyrical, Accessible, Active, Agreeable, Amiable, Appreciative, Benevolent, Calm, Capable, Charismatic, Charming, Cheerful, Clever, Companionly, Compassionate, Confident, Considerate, Cooperative, Courteous, Creative, Dedicated, Deep, Directed, Disciplined, Discreet, Dutiful, Educated, Empathetic, Farsighted, Focused, Forgiving, Friendly, Fun-Loving, Generous, Gentle, Genuine, Good-Natured, Gracious, Hardworking, Helpful, Humble, Imaginative, Impressive, Inoffensive, Intelligent, Intuitive, Kind, Magnanimous, Meticulous, Modest, Neat, Objective, Optimistic, Organized, Passionate, Patient, Peaceful, Personable, Persuasive, Planful, Practical, Principled, Protective, Purposeful, Rational, Reliable, Respectful, Selfless, Self-Denying, Sensitive, Seraphic, Sharing, Skillful, Sober, Sociable, Subtle, Sweet, Sympathetic, Tasteful, Teacherly, Tidy, Tolerant, Trusting, Uncomplaining, Understanding, Vivacious, Well-Rounded

/ Ambitious, Artful, Authoritarian, Big-Thinking, Casual, Chummy, Complex, Confidential, Contradictory, Cute, Deceptive, Determined, Dreamy, Driving, Earthy, Emotional, Enigmatic, Familial, Frugal, Guileless, High-Spirited, Impressionable, Mellow, Mystical, Noncompetitive, Obedient, Progressive, Pure, Restrained, Smooth, Soft, Stubborn, Subjective, Surprising, Undemanding

- Possessive, Uncompromising, Abrupt, Amoral, Apathetic, Artificial, Barbaric, Calculating, Coarse, Cold, Crazy, Criminal, Critical, Cynical, Deceitful, Dependent, Destructive, Dishonest, Disputatious, Disturbing, Envious, Extreme, False, Fatalistic, Fraudulent, Frightening, Gloomy, Grim, Hateful, Hesitant, Hostile, Indulgent, Insincere, Irritable, Libidinous, Malicious, Melancholic, Moody, Morbid, Negativistic, Obsessive, Odd, Opportunistic, Passive, Petty, Predatory, Presumptuous, Regimental, Repressed, Sadistic, Scheming, Scornful, Secretive, Sly, Sordid, Strong-Willed, Submissive, Superficial, Superstitious, Troublesome, Unstable, Venomous, Vindictive

VICES

Vampire Weaknesses - While the sunlight does not turn him to dust, it does burn him up very badly. He covers his skin in the daytime, and wears extra sunblock on his face/ears/neck. Garlic doesn’t bother him unless he ingests a lot of it. Dead blood can poison and potentially kill him. He can drink things that humans drink but he cannot eat very much, it makes him sick. When he waits too long to feed (to keep the death count low), he will not be able to control his fangs and will frenzy if he is presented with a meal. Pure silver crosses and Holy Water also work on him. If his head is severed from his body, he will not die immediately, but he will starve to death if he cannot reattach to his body.

Vampire Strengths - One of the things he can do is take a full vampiric form much like this. He can fly, has superhuman strength, and strong nails for scratching. His teeth can retract like a snake’s, and have a kind of venom that can leave his victims relaxed and high. Occasionally it can cause arousal.

South Park Vampire Society - He handles planning every meeting, every outing, every movie night, everything that the Society needs. While it’s tiring, he does everything that he can for all of them, even if there are over 300 members. He has even let kids come over to cuddle when they had nightmares. As much as he loves them and cares for them, he becomes complaintive to Mike and Bloodrayne when he wants to just have five minutes to himself.

Mike - Larry would do literally anything for Mike, and pines for his best friend like nothing else. He does everything possible for him, including dealing with things he doesn’t want to.

Witchcraft - Larry specializes in water magic, binding, and seances. Nobody expects him to do some of the things that he has done, but he has used his own blood and the blood of others in some of his rituals. He prefers human to animal sacrifices.

BIOGRAPHY

To the town, Larry is sweet, polite, giving and the most parental figure in all of South Park. He will kiss boo-boos, sets up every single Vampire Society event, and has from the get-go. Always willing to help, he rarely has any time to himself, and when he does get it, he tends to spend it with Mike and Bloodrayne. It is rare for him to get much sleep.

Behind the scenes, something only Bloodrayne and Mike know, he is cold, cruel, loud, and hateful. He will talk shit about people, and can be very violent. A lot of his own killings, when and if he does them, end up being blamed on the goth kids, mostly Firkle. Sometimes he helps Bloodrayne with her fight club stuff, and joins in, even. 

One night, Larry and Katie were walking around town together. Larry had asked her to join him, because he felt safer that way. Regardless of this, as they walked around and talked, kicking rocks ahead of them, they were approached by two people they had never seen before. After that, the rest of the night is a blur for both of them, but when they finally came to, they were both actual vampires.

Often-times he pushes his hunger away for weeks at a time until he and Bloodrayne decide to go out to Denver to feed. The two of them feast before heading back home, and don’t talk about it all that much.

LESTAT

Larry’s loyal companion, Lestat, is always with him whether he’s home or out and about. As much as he seems like a normal white German Shepherd, he is a Hellhound, as well as Larry’s familiar. Lestat keeps watch when Larry sleeps during the early morning hours, and protects him at all other times. He is very friendly with Larry’s friends and most people, but greatly dislikes the goth kids. Karen is the only exception. To allow him to go with Larry everywhere, he has been trained and vetted as a Service Dog.

QUICK FACTS

Exercising his self-control, Larry spends so much of his time around other people that he doesn’t have the luxury of vamping out around them. He has no choice but to keep up appearances so he will not be caught being what he is. 

Larry has a deep love for all of their vampire fandoms, though he knows none of them are totally true. He still wishes he had been able to see Corey Haim at Mike’s birthday party. Mike maintains that it wasn’t Corey Haim, but Larry suspects that it’s because he doesn’t want him to feel bad.

It’s funny to him that nobody thought his Vampire Name was fitting. Darkheart sounds very edgy and silly to the elder Vamp Kids, but it’s secretly something that is true. He isn’t as good as people thing that he is.

Hiding his true self is something he is so used to that his façade only drops when in private, or with Mike and/or Bloodrayne. Even when he isn’t near South Park, he has a tendency to play his usual role.

Lestat does not accompany him when he and Bloodrayne go to feed in Denver.

Larry's daily duties typically include: Managing a communal bank account, making calls/setting up meetings/trips/events, keeping track of who is turned/when they last fed/when they are next due to feed/any allergies, making sure everyone is safe/wearing appropriate clothes to go out in/keeping tabs on where they all are, organizing and preparing meetings/itineraries, managing Mike and his schedule, caring for the younger members like their mother.

Pete and Larry dated for a scant few months in the background, but due to Larry always being busy, Pete never fully trusted him. The accusations of cheating grew to be too much and eventually Larry’s patience ran thin. He partially believes that them never having sex was part of the problem, but when they dated he hardly had a moment to himself due to doing so much for the Society.

Headcanon Masterlist

TAGS LIST

I’m The Figure You’re The Head (Larry Goodman)

Like A Car Crash In The Brain See The Fog Lights In The Rain (Larry Musings)

I’m Thinking Damn If These Walls Could Talk (Larry Aesthetic)

Scorching The Blood In My Vampire Heart (Larry Closet)

A Taste Of You Won't Hurt (Larry Headcanons)

I Don't Wanna Notice When The Onus Is Really On Me (Larry Journal Entries)

The Seed Of Destruction (Lestat)

Blood Is Red And Sweet As Cherry Wine  (Vampires)

You’ve Already Heard The Murders Have Occurred  (Witchcraft)

Verses

North Park AU - I Think God Has Gone Mad Here Tonight (Larry - North Park AU) - Lawrence Goodman has never been someone to mess with. He is decisive, incisive, and manipulative, unafraid of what promises he must make in order to get his way. He is the overt leadership of the South Park Vampire Society, which he rules with a liquid steel grip. They are few in number, valuing the power they have even with a group of seven. Lawrence is cruel and doesn’t hide this from people, opting to give his kindness to those he feels like. Even then, they aren’t safe from his wrath, either. Lawrence has a tendency to try to escape to other timelines, due to wanting to find a better place for his family to plant roots.

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@southxparkxafterxdark - Mike - Won't You Apologize To Me For Being Such A Tease (Larry And Mike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Michael - Feel The Presence Of The Aura Of The Man None To Compare (Larry and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Henrietta - You Got Guns For Trophies Mounted Up Like Animal Heads (Larry and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Mia - ‘Cause I’m The New Kid (Larry and Mia - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Vic - The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life (Larry and Vic - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Stan - Walk Softly Don't Want To Disturb The Dead (Larry and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Craig - The Decision Is In That I Won't Break (Larry and Craig - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Kenny - Someone Must Get Hurt And It Won't Be Me (Larry and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

SHIPS

TBD

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

Journal Entry #4382

It’s happened again.

I can’t be surprised, I mean, of course it did. It always does... 

And I know I do it to myself. I shouldn’t get my hopes up when I know I won’t say anything.

But it’s almost as if the Powers That Be don’t want me to have a chance to speak.

They say ‘at least it isn’t raining’, but it always seems to start when someone’s melancholy in this town. I walked away from that meeting in the rain regardless, but I had to smile the whole time anyway.

Keeping up appearances is so exhausting. 

But... As usual, anything for Mike.

It’s a labor of love that I keep this going for him. He has no idea how much of me is lost for him. I plan to keep it that way. I know he wouldn’t like being the reason I can’t be me. He’s very kind like that.