#Husband Zayne because idk we're like in our 30's in this movie dsjfksjfks

[kakusu-shipping]

Picking you up by the scruff of your sweater and dropping you onto Isla Nublar for Jurassic Park for the universe thing~

(It was the only one i could think of that you dont have an s/i for enjoy the dinosaur infested island)

Oh hell yeah Dinosaur time!!

Ask from Here (still open if anyone's interested)

Now I've only seen up to the first world movie but I decided to go with World Era anyway, for fun fun

What if I made historically accurate feathered dinosaurs and you were the raptor tamer because fuck being in a movie with Chris Pratt?

I'm sure Jurassic Park marketing team would be very against me using Bird DNA instead of the pre-established Reptile/Amphibian DNA sense it makes a less recognizable dinosaur but 1. Birds can be Trained and Bonded easier than most reptiles meaning less risk of injury, escape, and death and 2. Birds are technically Reptiles

So me, my crow named Bird, and my husband Zayne create a much more feathery Jurassic world than in canon and. I mean shit probably still eventually goes bad because I am not above creating a mutant megasaur smarter than the average human with super powers, so the Indominus would still eventually exist and I would love her my perfect baby girl. She deserves to destroy the park me thinks.