#Hornyposting

[ashes2caches]

getting really into some t4t petplay but then my owner calls me a bad dog and i start apologizing and apologizing and apologizing because i really did think that i was a good dog. we’re not roleplaying anymore we’re just in bed and hugging a little because i really didn’t wanna be a bad dog.

[ashes2caches]

doing erotic roleplay with tgirl who can’t help but build out the world a little. you try to pull off her clothes but she’s already started working on a spreadsheet with an mspaint world map in another tab.

[ashes2caches]

giving a tgirl sugar pills but calling them aphrodisiacs and watching her melt into my arms in a matter of minutes.

[themuffdivingrodent]

people don't tell u this but estrogen actually turns your sweat into the most potent aphrodisiac on the planet and its awesome

[raqi-marr]

girl who after hearing you say "im so gay" replies "You are gay, yes. But I can make you gayer."

is this anything

[viktor-the-leshen]

[pomegranatears]

every overthinker should have someone to fuck them stupid

[prokopetz]

The funny thing to me about those "the combat drugs we give to the mech pilots make you grow boobs" hornyposts is that this legitimately is a known side effect of a wide range of drugs and medications. Just about any non-trivial chemical imbalance can potentially make you grow boobs. Breast growth is a known symptom of alcoholism. Some male bodybuilders experience female-typical breast development as a side effect of steroid use. Even kidney problems can induce breast growth. The human body is evidently just itching to grow boobs!

[ashes2caches]

aviation tgirl who’s come to terms with the evils of american imperialism and has decided that from now on she’ll only jerk off to chinese fighter jets.

[nikkinelson1313]

[mayngosoup]

fucking that twink in positions we dont even have names for

[xxxadgothur]

[volkomenniel]

[fractangle]

[jijis-palace]

computer show me men with wet spots in their underwear. men making a mess in their boxers. men gasping and panting. men pressing their thighs together. men with trembling hands and sweat beading on their neck. men with warm, sweet skin between their thighs. men twitching. computer. computer can you hear me.