#Honest. it's not my fault Artemis thought i was talking about him. Also can fireworks be used as weapons? can we test that?' 'jesus christ
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Disney's animated Mulan came out in 1998, and I just know 13yr old Juliet Butler would have been insufferable about it
#artemis fowl#juliet butler#her poor brother would've had to put up with so much bullshit#'hey brother would you consider yourself as swift as the coursing river?' 'jules it's five in the morning' 'yeah but would you?'#'don't rush me! i am being as tranquil as the forest. i am as mysterious as the dark side of the moon'#'you're going to be late for school is what you are. get in the car.'#'you can't call Artemis a spineless pale pathetic lot. it's not even grammatically correct.' 'i was just quoting a song Dom -#Honest. it's not my fault Artemis thought i was talking about him. Also can fireworks be used as weapons? can we test that?' 'jesus christ
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