#Homeland security teases defense MERCILESSLY about having Nat'l called on him

[doueverwonder]

i'm having so much fun personifying the cabinet, I've come up with this silly idea where Gov goes on vacation every year for about 2 1/2 weeks, and while he's gone the cabinet takes turns hosting meetings. Gov's on vacation, but the states gotta work extra hard while he's gone bc if they get this all done now they don't have to do it again til next year.

Defense is the WORST at wrangling meetings because he's used to people who (more or less) always do what he says, the branches have to follow orders. The better ones just end early with him storming out, the worse ones have ended with one of the states calling Nat'l Guard just to come get his guy. (I don't think the states are capable of calling any of the other branches, Gov has to do it, but Nat'l Guard is at their disposal)

Education is the best at wrangling meetings, she says they're no more out of pocket than 4th graders and the states really aren't sure if that's supposed to be a compliment or not. turns out stickers and the threat of the Red Pen(TM) on their presentations every time they get off topic keeps states in line.